January 2008 Cabinet
A new government for the first month of 2008 has been elected. Here they are:
Triumvirate:
Triumvir -- Azural (five months)
Triumvir -- Moth (three months)
Triumvir -- Damen (one month)
Cabinet:
Head of Foreign Affairs -- Delta1212
Head of Military Operations -- Emperor Whimsical
Head of Economics -- Grand Poobah Marx
Head of Recruitment -- Vintus
Also, the winner of Captain Planet is Shadow.
oRIAn Trade Belt!
The RIA is proud to announce the opening of a new trade circle program. It is open to any maroon nation so you have no excuse for lousy trades within the maroon sphere. To sign up is easy, simply read the topic that says "Read First" and the fill out the form and post in the appropriate topic.
Then, the rest is up to us, we'll contact you via in game pm with any information you need. So, be sure to let your friends and alliances about this exciting new possibilty!
Click here for to go directly to the oRIAn Trading Belt
December Cabinet
A new government and constitution has been instituted. Here are the results of the voting:
Triumvirate:
Triumvir -- Azural (six months)
Triumvir -- Moth (four months)
Triumvir -- Damen (two months)
Cabinet:
Head of Foreign Affairs -- smeeth
Head of Military Operations -- Kaiser
Head of Economics -- cctmsp13
Head of Recruitment -- Vintus
Also, a special shout out goes to the winner of Captain Planet, Evil Greg Guy.
Click here for to veiw the new constitution
EL Steps Down as Head of Foreign Affairs
In a shocking turn of events, Enraged Lobster a long time member of the RIA. Stepped down as HoFA. Many of his fans showed up in the topic to say their comments. Some skeptics argued that it was just another prank by Enraged Lobster (I'm sure many of our senior members remember his prank). Sadly this is not the case, Enraged Lobster has truly stepped down. The reason why EL stepped down was because he was quitting CN and allowing his nation to go to hell.
Read on, you know you want to.
Crimson Blades Triumph Over Legion
On November 10th, the Crimson Blades, a miniscule five nation alliance,
announced victory over Legion, one of the twelve sanctioned alliances,
after Legion's cabinet decided to disband. This turn of events created
much confusion on Planet Bob, and many members of Legion were in
disbelief and began forming an alternative government, which eventually
was recognized as legitimate.
This
stunning upset has been attributed to the Crimson Blades unorthodox
strategy of mind controlling Legion Prime Minister Thom Solo into
attempting to coup Valhalla, thus bringing the wrath of Valhalla and
its allies onto the Legion, prompting Legion to surrender to the NPO,
TPF, and Valhalla before war was even declared.
Read the rest of the story here.
Read Legion's terms of surrender here.
CORE-RIA PIAT Announced
Rejoice, RIA members, for a new treaty has been declared!
The
Confederation of Radical Elites (CORE) and the Random Insanity Alliance
(RIA) have signed a treaty declaring their mutual wub for each
other.
One Vision Treaty Announced
The creation of the new Mutual Aggression and Defense Pact bloc "One
Vision" was announced on November 9th by Jesus Christ shouting from his
magnificent diplodocus steed. The bloc is comprised of the New Pacific
Order, New Polar Order, Grand Global Alliance, and the Independent
Republic of Orange Nations, who have already been a de facto, though
not de jure, MADP bloc for some length of time.
Planet Bob's populace
has reacted to the treaty with a massive, orgiastic, public hailfest.
Many have also drawn comparisons with the now defunct World Unity
Treaty due to the bloc's sheer size and current dominance. Most
criticism of the new treaty has been directed at its name, with some
suggesting "The Initiative 2: Electric Boogaloo" and "The Barry White
Bloc of Love" as alternatives.
