Author Topic: For my married brethren... (Read 1676 times)

DrunkWino · « **on:** January 29, 2008, 03:09:33 pm »

DON'T let your wife rearrange your office, especially if you have a DSL connection in there. It's a little tough on a phone cord when you drop a desk on it. Tends to make the phone cord, the intertubz, and your entire wireless network go bye-bye.

/two hours of my life wasted troubleshooting a network makes me an unhappy person.
//though, I did manage to scam a new DSL modem out of Embarq. The funny part is that the old one causes RF interference with my home phones, a really high pitched whistle that causes bleeding of the ears. So I guess it's not all bad.

Grand Poobah Marx · « **Reply #1 on:** January 29, 2008, 06:39:24 pm »

Oh, oh, me!! I'm not married, but here's a classic every married man should know: never, EVER, under any circumstances let your wife out of the kitchen. Shit.goes.down.

King Pengu · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2008, 08:36:29 am »

Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx

never, EVER, under any circumstances let your wife out of the kitchen.

And what's with the bedroom?

Vice Man · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2008, 08:43:19 am »

Quote from: King Pengu

Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
never, EVER, under any circumstances let your wife out of the kitchen.
And what's with the bedroom?

What? Your kitchen doesn't have a table?

Lanna · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:11:46 pm »

Haha. It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.

Prince Tomb · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:13:05 pm »

Quote from: Vice Man

Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
never, EVER, under any circumstances let your wife out of the kitchen.
And what's with the bedroom?

What? Your kitchen doesn't have a table?

Why stop there? I hear on top of the fridge is interesting

—- · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2008, 04:23:24 pm »

Quote from: Azural's Fanboy

Haha. It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.

Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P

King Pengu · « **Reply #7 on:** January 31, 2008, 07:12:53 am »

Quote from: Prince Tomb

Quote from: Vice Man
Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
never, EVER, under any circumstances let your wife out of the kitchen.
And what's with the bedroom?
What? Your kitchen doesn't have a table?
Why stop there? I hear on top of the fridge is interesting

On the cooker shall be funny to.

DrunkWino · « **Reply #8 on:** January 31, 2008, 08:39:27 am »

I don't suggest on top of a glass countertop stove. That damn top cracks to easy when...

er, nevermind.

King Pengu · « **Reply #9 on:** January 31, 2008, 11:21:33 am »

You're right, it's not save enough. But if there's no other place, the floor's a good place too.

ZPO4O · « **Reply #10 on:** February 01, 2008, 02:57:40 am »

wait...people have two DIFFERENT rooms called "kitchen" and "bedroom"?

<_<

funny...here I thought they were the same thing.

Humph, guess this means I gotta move my fridge and microwave out of my room. Should probably fill my closet with towels now instead of food as well.

King Pengu · « **Reply #11 on:** February 01, 2008, 07:15:42 am »

Er, would be a great idea.

Lanna · « **Reply #12 on:** February 01, 2008, 12:05:33 pm »

Quote from: Loren

Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Haha. It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P

That's true. He's damn insane.

King Pengu · « **Reply #13 on:** February 01, 2008, 12:38:43 pm »

Quote from: Azural's Fanboy

Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Haha. It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P
That's true. He's damn insane.

That's why he's in this alliance.

Lanna · « **Reply #14 on:** February 01, 2008, 08:00:21 pm »

Quote from: King Pengu

Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Haha. It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P
That's true. He's damn insane.
That's why he's in this alliance.

Yup. And when I compare him to yall, he's pretty sane.

Prince Tomb · « **Reply #15 on:** February 01, 2008, 08:02:57 pm »

Quote from: Azural's Fanboy

Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Haha. It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P
That's true. He's damn insane.
That's why he's in this alliance.
Yup. And when I compare him to yall, he's pretty sane.

XD We take that as a compliment

New Goal: Make Azural as insane as we are. He's too sane

Lanna · « **Reply #16 on:** February 01, 2008, 08:06:06 pm »

Quote from: Prince Tomb

Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Haha. It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P
That's true. He's damn insane.
That's why he's in this alliance.
Yup. And when I compare him to yall, he's pretty sane.
XD We take that as a compliment

New Goal: Make Azural as insane as we are. He's too sane

lol, I'd definitely like to see that happen.

Prince Tomb · « **Reply #17 on:** February 01, 2008, 08:09:34 pm »

Quote from: Azural's Fanboy

Quote from: Prince Tomb
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Haha. It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P
That's true. He's damn insane.
That's why he's in this alliance.
Yup. And when I compare him to yall, he's pretty sane.
XD We take that as a compliment

New Goal: Make Azural as insane as we are. He's too sane
lol, I'd definitely like to see that happen.

no you wouldn't lol

We just playin Az is great as is Az

King Pengu · « **Reply #18 on:** February 02, 2008, 10:06:00 am »

Quote from: Prince Tomb

Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Prince Tomb
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Haha. It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P
That's true. He's damn insane.
That's why he's in this alliance.
Yup. And when I compare him to yall, he's pretty sane.
XD We take that as a compliment

New Goal: Make Azural as insane as we are. He's too sane
lol, I'd definitely like to see that happen.
no you wouldn't lol

We just playin Az is great as is Az

You're absolutely right.

Az

Lanna · « **Reply #19 on:** February 03, 2008, 01:27:04 am »

Quote from: King Pengu

Quote from: Prince Tomb
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Prince Tomb
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Haha. It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P
That's true. He's damn insane.
That's why he's in this alliance.
Yup. And when I compare him to yall, he's pretty sane.
XD We take that as a compliment

New Goal: Make Azural as insane as we are. He's too sane
lol, I'd definitely like to see that happen.
no you wouldn't lol

We just playin Az is great as is Az
You're absolutely right.

Az

I know that first hand, but there's nothing wrong with a little insanity.

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