Author Topic: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering... (Read 2059 times)

Jac · « **on:** December 28, 2008, 03:34:28 am »

What is everyone's zombie survival plan?
Still thinking of mine.

SWAT128 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 28, 2008, 09:02:34 am »

Get all of my crap onto a boat. Zombies can't swim.

1ofkind · « **Reply #2 on:** December 28, 2008, 10:11:11 am »

Quote from: SWAT128

Get all of my crap onto a boat. Zombies can't swim.

You fool, if you're lucky enough to realize one is taking place, whilst secured in a location getting to a boat maybe impossible. You need moar preparations, and at least a 12GA shot gun with at least a few boxes 00 bucking shells.

Anyone without a firearm featuring a load of ammunition that has knockdown power is solely at the mercy of those who do unless the subject is fortified in an absolutely secured location.

My preparations:

None
Weapons:
Shotgun - box of heavy pitchget bb load buckshot (ineffective against pitchgets past short range)
AK-WASR - low ammo
Mosin Sniper Rifle - low ammo

Fortification - a 250 lbs fat ass couldn't break in with all of his might out right trying to infiltrate to kill me.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #3 on:** December 28, 2008, 11:52:10 am »

zombie vaccine

Jac · « **Reply #4 on:** December 28, 2008, 12:36:34 pm »

Quote from: llamavore

zombie vaccine

See that depends on what enunciate of zombie invasion, it could the virus enunciate, or it could be the hell is too full and the dead are coming back, in which case that wouldn't work.

Pterrydactyl · « **Reply #5 on:** December 28, 2008, 01:29:55 pm »

Stay away from the military.

In a zombie infection scenario, the military would probably return to it's high contagious disease contaimination plan.

Which in a nutshell, is the kill anyone attempting to breach the perimeter plan.

Best thing to do would be to hope that the nuke that is dropped detonates close enough that your life is ended quickly and painlessly, and you don't just get a huge dose of radiation which kills you slowly and painfully.

Mr_Cynic · « **Reply #6 on:** December 28, 2008, 01:38:30 pm »

Get on my knees and pray to God. Probably to get into a church.

Leo · « **Reply #7 on:** December 28, 2008, 02:06:05 pm »

Get laid. I'd probably be the first to die anyway.

Aaron · « **Reply #8 on:** December 28, 2008, 04:07:50 pm »

my plan would be to find as many black people as possible and keep them around me, because black people are always the first ones to die mirite?

Leo · « **Reply #9 on:** December 28, 2008, 04:30:13 pm »

Quote from: Aaron

my plan would be to find as many black people as possible and keep them around me, because black people are always the first ones to die mirite?

But after the zombies killed them, wouldn't you be left alone in the middle?

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #10 on:** December 28, 2008, 04:55:34 pm »

zombie vaccine + bang hot zombie chics

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #11 on:** December 28, 2008, 04:55:34 pm »

zombie vaccine + bang hot zombie chics

Aaron · « **Reply #12 on:** December 28, 2008, 05:22:58 pm »

Quote from: Leo

Quote from: Aaron
my plan would be to find as many black people as possible and keep them around me, because black people are always the first ones to die mirite?
But after the zombies killed them, wouldn't you be left alone in the middle?

hmm their is a flaw in my plan.

Back to the drawing boards.

iKrolm · « **Reply #13 on:** December 28, 2008, 10:01:07 pm »

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb26/iKrolm/zombiesurvival.jpg

Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...

what more do you need?

KingRanter · « **Reply #14 on:** December 28, 2008, 10:03:34 pm »

Quote from: iKrolm

Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...

what moar do you need?

porn?

dester55 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 28, 2008, 10:47:37 pm »

Quote from: Aaron

my plan would be to find as many black people as possible and keep them around me, because black people are always the first ones to die mirite?

if you mean gangbangers, then yes, if not, dont keep them near you.

—- · « **Reply #16 on:** December 28, 2008, 10:59:01 pm »

Quote from: Leo

Get laid. I'd probably be the first to die anyway.

Hehehe. I like this plan. I'm taking it. Or, we can share. Whichever.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #17 on:** December 29, 2008, 05:59:56 am »

double post?

ikrolm you can't just use poop for food and drink

Leo · « **Reply #18 on:** December 29, 2008, 02:30:16 pm »

Quote from: Loren

Quote from: Leo
Get laid. I'd probably be the first to die anyway.

Hehehe. I like this plan. I'm taking it. Or, we can share. Whichever.

*checks name*

*dies*

*comes back to life*

I LIKE IT!

1ofkind · « **Reply #19 on:** December 29, 2008, 07:33:59 pm »

Quote from: iKrolm

Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...

what moar do you need?

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