Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Official Documents => Cactuar Welcome Hall => Defunct Treaties => Topic started by: Lanna on June 30, 2008, 12:36:04 pm
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The Voices Told Me To...[/i]
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Preamble:
Founded upon similar ideas of unicorns, crayons, and that tasty edible paste we love so much, the Random Insanity Alliance (RIA) and the Hegemony of Periphery States (HPS) come together today to cement the bonds of their psychologically diagnosed friendship in this treaty.
Article I. Friendship
RIA and HPS hereby agree to always act in a friendly and cordial manner towards one another while on their medication. RIA promises not to go One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest when coming over to HPS's crib, and HPS ensures that there will always be proper safety measures taken during "supervised playtime".
Article II. Intelligence
We're intelligent folk, at least we keep telling our voices that, and we agree that two ears are better than one. More importantly, we have come to the conclusion that 4 ears are better than two, unless there are three in which case the fraction really does make the difference. Once we started off down that path, it was a matter of time before we began factoring in eyes, noses, and all sorts of other things too... And so, in addition to whispering sweet nothings in each others ears, from time to time, as these things arise, both HPS and RIA agree to whisper of any and all important matters relating to the other, so that we can deal with them and get back to the fun stuff.
Article III. Aid
Sometimes the going gets rough and fingers will be bitten... when that happens both HPS and RIA promise to consider giving cash and a little "something, something" to endure during those trying times. Hopefully no toes will be involved.
Article IV. Termination
Well... if it has come to this, there'll be a lot of choking up... honestly, there could even be tears. Both HPS and RIA think it's fair though to give at least a days warning (24 hours) in such an event... you know, just so we ain't all buddy buddy one minute, and the next trying to claw each others eyes out...*please see reference notes in patient's portfolio for specific details*
Signed,
for the Hegemony of Periphery States:
Kodiak, Hegemon for Homeland Affairs
Mechanus, Hegemon for Defense
Veneke, Hegemon for Foreign Affairs
Theoroshia, Councilor for Homeland Affairs
FlyingScotsman, Councilor for Foreign Affairs
The Gryphon Council
for the Random Insanity Alliance:
Azural ~ Triumvir
Delta1212 ~ Triumvir
Great Lord, Moth ~ Triumvir
Vintus, the Guy at the Top of the List Unless Some Jerk Moves it also recruitment
invincible13matt, Head of Internal Affairs
Lord Doom, Head of Military Operations
Psychotic Dictator, Head of Foreign Affairs