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The "Breakfast at Cactuar's" Accords (PIAT/ODP with BACoN)
« on: March 12, 2010, 05:36:51 am »
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The "Breakfast at Cactuar's" Accords (PIAT/ODP with BACoN)
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The "Breakfast at Cactuar's" Accords (PIAT/ODP with BACoN)

The “Breakfast at Cactuar’s” accords.

One fine day after an all nighter, the governments of RIA and BACoN were seeking to cure their hangovers with the best known remedy, a greasy plate of bacon. While they were chowing down on Emperor Oinks private reserve, they got to talking and the following agreement was written down on a slightly used napkin.

Article I: “Give grease a chance”

Internationally renowned bacon lover John Lennon, said it best with his hit lyric. “All we are saying…, is give grease a chance!” In that spirit RIA and BACoN agree to a peaceful coexistence as friends and allies.

Article II: “Loose lips sink ships, but are great for enjoying bacon.”

If either signatory catches wind of intelligence that affects the other signatory, they should share it over a plate of bacon and cool glass of cactus juice.

Article III: “Break open the Piggy Bank.”

Both signatories are encouraged to aid each other in times of need if possible. Piggy banks are made to be broken!

D: Florida: “If you can’t stand the heat; Stay out of the kitchen!”

While bacon is delicious and cacti a prize to behold, it should be noted by any would be aggressors that an attack on one may be seen as an attack on the other. In that case either alliance is encouraged to come to the defense of the other.

Article V: "Becoming Vegetarian".

Should either side get a hippy girl friend that won't let them eat meat they are required to give 42.5 hours notice to the other party.

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« Last Edit: October 25, 2010, 04:35:48 pm by Shadow »

 


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