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Title: What was your best present?
Post by: Electric Mango on December 27, 2013, 10:53:02 pm
My two favorites were a Steelers coffee mug and a drill.  I like drinking and screwing. 
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: ZPO4O on December 27, 2013, 10:54:18 pm
A card with 20 dollars in it...cause thats about all I really did get that I COULD enjoy.

Otherwise all the rest of my 'gifts' were in cash form, and went directly towards the dryer I had to recently replace before the holidays.
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Electric Mango on December 27, 2013, 11:36:59 pm
With great houses come great responsibilities :)
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Arsenal 10 on December 27, 2013, 11:57:46 pm
Munchkins card game and a tent that I plan to use this summer (Christmas in NZ is in summer).
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Electric Mango on December 28, 2013, 12:10:52 am
Camping in the land of the long white cloud sounds like a blast.  I googled summer in New Zealand to get an idea and it looks like you plenty of beautiful beaches, mountains, and forests. 
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Ogaden on December 28, 2013, 03:32:14 am
I got a big gift card to my favorite thai restaurant, that was pretty cool
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Arsenal 10 on December 28, 2013, 03:32:44 am
Where I live there are no mountains, but we have a lot of beaches and forest which more than makes up for it. Only problem is that I've been swimming in the gulf of Thailand and so now the water around NZ feels cold...
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Croix on December 28, 2013, 08:14:09 am
I got pants and slippers. and a lot of book gift cards.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on December 28, 2013, 08:53:21 am
I received a particularly shiny chunk of anthracite, which is a net improvement over last year.
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Jenne on December 28, 2013, 09:38:37 am
Rocksmith.  Though I don't have a guitar, so it's kinda useless for now. 

Also got a gift card to Dick's Sporting Goods to buy a pair of shoes.  Problem is, I went to the store and of course they don't carry my size.  Looked on website and found it there.  Decided to wait until I got home to order so I didn't have to do it on my phone. By the time I got home, my size was no longer available there either. 
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Electric Mango on December 28, 2013, 01:02:32 pm
I got a big gift card to my favorite thai restaurant, that was pretty cool

My wife and I recently became big fans of Thai food.  I didn't like it at first but now I can order almost anything on the menu and it tastes delicious.  My favorite are the appetizers.  Sometimes I will just create my own meal out of 4 or 5 different ones.  Dat peanut sauce.   
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Electric Mango on December 28, 2013, 01:03:38 pm
I got pants and slippers. and a lot of book gift cards.

Sounds like someone is going to be nice and cozy snuggled up reading his new books. 
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Electric Mango on December 28, 2013, 01:05:38 pm
I received a particularly shiny chunk of anthracite, which is a net improvement over last year.

Sounds like someone has been a naughty boy.  Put that coal up your bum and go skydiving.  Your butthole will pucker up so tight you can turn that into a diamond. 
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Electric Mango on December 28, 2013, 01:08:40 pm
Rocksmith.  Though I don't have a guitar, so it's kinda useless for now. 

Also got a gift card to Dick's Sporting Goods to buy a pair of shoes.  Problem is, I went to the store and of course they don't carry my size.  Looked on website and found it there.  Decided to wait until I got home to order so I didn't have to do it on my phone. By the time I got home, my size was no longer available there either. 

I've always wanted to learn to play guitar myself.  That game  looks like a fun way to learn.  I hope you get your guitar soon.  Sucks about your new shoes.  My buddy wears size 15 and has to order all of his online as well. 
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Ogaden on December 28, 2013, 05:12:09 pm
I got a big gift card to my favorite thai restaurant, that was pretty cool

My wife and I recently became big fans of Thai food.  I didn't like it at first but now I can order almost anything on the menu and it tastes delicious.  My favorite are the appetizers.  Sometimes I will just create my own meal out of 4 or 5 different ones.  Dat peanut sauce.   

Appies are good, but give me curry in a coconut any day of the week
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Snowbound Milk on December 29, 2013, 02:51:09 pm
I received a particularly shiny chunk of anthracite, which is a net improvement over last year.
Boutique coal, tres chic
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on December 29, 2013, 07:33:22 pm
chocolate covered ginger
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Buck Turgidson on December 31, 2013, 07:16:26 am
Boutique coal, tres chic

 :jig:
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on January 02, 2014, 01:33:57 pm
I got a homemade version of Cards Against Humanity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cards_Against_Humanity). It was everything I thought it could be.
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Electric Mango on January 02, 2014, 11:00:57 pm
I got a homemade version of Cards Against Humanity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cards_Against_Humanity). It was everything I thought it could be.

I've always thought that game looked hilarious.  I bet the homemade version was even better. 
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: hackerhog on January 02, 2014, 11:50:55 pm
I upgraded to the iphone 5S and got a Glock 19 Gen4
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Electric Mango on January 03, 2014, 12:07:18 am
Your new Glock is awesome.  I live the grip on these guns.  You must have been a really good boy this year.
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Gangs on January 03, 2014, 01:43:06 pm
I got a big gift card to my favorite thai restaurant, that was pretty cool

My wife and I recently became big fans of Thai food.  I didn't like it at first but now I can order almost anything on the menu and it tastes delicious.  My favorite are the appetizers.  Sometimes I will just create my own meal out of 4 or 5 different ones.  Dat peanut sauce.   

Appies are good, but give me curry in a coconut any day of the week
You tell em!

Anyway, I got battyman arkham city (cause my brother knew id never played it) and bioshock infinite.
And thats it...
That's all I got for christmas...
Therefore it is the best gift I got for christmas...
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Electric Mango on January 03, 2014, 02:24:48 pm
Well the batman game was voted game of the year so at least you got a good one.  My daughter is really big into the batman games, she has all of them now including Lego batman
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Buck Turgidson on January 03, 2014, 03:36:15 pm
I upgraded to the iphone 5S and got a Glock 19 Gen4

Peace on Earth.  Who gives a gun to someone for Christmas?  Pretty cool, though, if you're into that sort of thing.
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: hackerhog on January 03, 2014, 03:52:39 pm
I upgraded to the iphone 5S and got a Glock 19 Gen4

Peace on Earth.  Who gives a gun to someone for Christmas?  Pretty cool, though, if you're into that sort of thing.

Ha! I'm a hunter and in this new hunting club. My prior hunting club was just deer hunting, but this new one we can hunt hogs, turkeys, ducks, & pretty much you name it given the season. We even have a wildlife biologist that oversees everything. So this is not some type of Ted Nugent shoot em to hell type club.

I've always owned 2 rifles and 3 shotguns. All I ever needed for the hunting I do.

The problem is this new club has rattlesnakes, bears, etc... so it is advised that you carry a pistol with you when you are not hunting (scouting, etc).

So that's why I got one.
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Electric Mango on January 03, 2014, 05:41:02 pm
When you said you hunt hogs I thought it said dogs.  It instantly changed everything I thought about you for one brief second. :)
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Buck Turgidson on January 04, 2014, 05:22:57 am
I fish, and have always had a tickling fascination with hunting, but the sportsman in me would not permit me to use anything more than my bow.  And it sucks.  I would have to go all compound and camo and shit.  The little devil on my shoulder wants to do the same with a Barrett .50 cal rifle, but I suppose that would not leave much of any game to actually eat....

True story:  I was once a card carrying member of the Society for the Extermination of Dogs.  Dogs would be my first choice to shoot at.
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Leo on January 06, 2014, 10:23:47 pm
I got to see my team sneak into the playoffs.
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Electric Mango on January 06, 2014, 10:26:17 pm
Are you a San Diego fan Leo?
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Leo on January 06, 2014, 10:28:37 pm
Are you a San Diego fan Leo?
Oh yeah I am. ;)

*creepy smile*
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Electric Mango on January 06, 2014, 10:32:10 pm
Steelers fan here.  The Chiefs broke my heart when they lost to the Chargers. Glad your team still has a shot though. How did you become a Chargers fan though?  I thought you were an east coast kid.
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Leo on January 06, 2014, 10:38:41 pm
Born in the land of San Diego. Also, the fact that we didn't blow out the Chiefs was embarrassing when you consider that they were playing their entire second string.

But hey, at least we beat the Bengals and have a shot to keep doing crazy things with house money.
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Electric Mango on January 06, 2014, 10:43:15 pm
Ok because of you I will make San Diego my AFC team to root for.  Good luck making it past Manning and the Broncos though.
Also fun fact, I can never go back to San Diego as I most likely am still wanted there. 
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Buck Turgidson on January 07, 2014, 02:34:06 am
I am struggling to get a few people together for the Superbowl here in Belgium.  They think American football is for brutes who are too sissy to work without armor.  And they play soccer, so they know sissy.
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Leo on January 07, 2014, 02:12:30 pm
Also fun fact, I can never go back to San Diego as I most likely am still wanted there. 
No worries, I'm wanted everywhere.



Especially at your mum's house. (I banged her and she wants it again)
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Electric Mango on January 07, 2014, 05:08:47 pm
I don't know why the rest of the world doesn't get on board with American football.  I think they're mad that we stole the name and now they won't like our sport jus out of spite.  I bet there's a lot of closet NFL fans out there though. 

Leo, you didn't disappoint me. I was beginning to think you lost your touch but as we all can see, that's clearly not the case. 
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Jenne on January 07, 2014, 08:28:22 pm
Born in the land of San Diego. Also, the fact that we didn't blow out the Chiefs was embarrassing when you consider that they were playing their entire second string.

But hey, at least we beat the Bengals and have a shot to keep doing crazy things with house money.
I heard the strangest stat the other day.  The team the Eagles have played in their home opener have one the last four super bowls.  They played San Diego this year. 
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Electric Mango on January 07, 2014, 09:25:43 pm
I heard that stat at the beginning of the year because my brother in law is an Eagles fan.   I very much doubt that happens this year however.  No offense Leo. It is a crazy stat though, reminds me of the Madden curse. 
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Leo on January 07, 2014, 11:13:42 pm
Leo, you didn't disappoint me. I was beginning to think you lost your touch but as we all can see, that's clearly not the case. 
Well, actually, I did lose my touch. This damn cold made me lose all sense of feeling in my penis. Now it's like banging whores with an icicle.
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Electric Mango on January 07, 2014, 11:20:32 pm
How did your penis ever get subjected to such extreme temperatures?  Did you sex a penguin?
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Post by: Leo on January 08, 2014, 12:05:22 am
Mia is extremely cold-blooded.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on January 08, 2014, 02:12:45 am
 :toniccorn:
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Electric Mango on January 08, 2014, 07:39:37 am

 :toniccorn:

I think he just summoned her. 
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Leo on January 08, 2014, 10:20:21 am
 :toniccorn:

What an idiot, m i rite?
Title: Re: What was your best present?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on January 08, 2014, 12:26:55 pm
(http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu328/zerosignal/662814-simpsons_homer_eating_popcorn_large.jpg)