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We will never forget...

My friends Girlfriend (Who i've know for like, 15-17 years) had a baby girl friday night at 9:13PM central time

6 pounds, 1 ounce and an APGAR of 9 out of 10.  Which means she's as healthy as she could have been at birth to not be classified a meta-human

Wow.  I didn't know VIn Diesel did movies which such a high amount of "FUCKING SUCK".


They have a good amount of CockPony and build incredible suspense, but RUIN THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF IT.

It's like they got to an hour and thought:

"shit shit shit, we've got all this suspense and not enough time to reveal everything... LEts hope they piece it together in a diner at midnight after watching the movie..."

Then, they procede to RUIN   FUCKING   EVERYTHING



The girls dad (who had a bad run in with the Borg) isn't dead (for about 18 seconds, till his face is blown off).

The girls "mom" is actually a power-hungry bitch who isn't satisifed with the ability to nuke a country to kill ONE FUCKING GUY.

Random asian ninja chick dies (because she hasn't survived a whole movie in a really long time).

OH, and the chick, she "might" have super-powers, and while the fact that she (might be) super-smart is explained, the fact that she has MAGICAL FUCKING POWERS isn't.

Yea, not even vin diesels corpse (he was dead at this point), completly survived the ROCKET IN THE FUCKING FACE which (from the appearance of the explosion, wiped out half of new-york), yet she survives UN-FUCKING-SCATHED.

Also, quick spoiler since almost noone understood:








SPOILER ALERT


The whatever-the-fuck-ites had arranged a "virgin" birth of twins (one white and one black) so that their religion would be dominant, thats why one was white and one was black in the end.  It didn't work out, and she died for no apparant reason except that if they tried to do a sequal she has a free pass to not come within 50 fucking miles of it.


END SPOILER

So, About 20 minutes ago, someone tried to 3d my door.

Well, they succeded in ringing it.  However, since they rapidly, I thought something happened and made it to the door fast enough to see them run.

I thought "Oh fuck no", and ran outside.  THey had scattered, but I saw one of them walking down the street.  I ran towards them and yelled "stop".  They ran.  I managed to catch one of them, and put him into the "submissive lock" position.  I picked him up off the ground, held his arms behind his back and told him "call your friends over", which he did.  As soon as they were all their, I grabbed the back of his shirt and walked him to his parents house, where I gave his parents ALL of the kids and told them what happened.  They were extremly unhappy with them and there was more then some yelling.  They thanked me for letting them know and I left.

During the walk to their house though, the kids were begging me not to turn them in and told me multiple times they would never do it again.  I'm guessing they didn't expect a US Army Vet to come bolting after and catch them.  Especially at 11:00pm at night on a weeknight.  At first, they refused to tell me where they lived, so I said "Got it.  I'll give the police a call" and pulled out my cell phone.  I was then directed to their neighborhood.



anywaey tldr:

I pwned some kids.

AND IT FUKKIN SUCKED.


I mean, Jet Li is advertised as a main character and what is he?

He's himself for about MAYBE 20 minutes the whole movie.

And of those 20 minutes, maybe 30 seconds are spent fighting.  The other 19 minutes 30 seconds are spent riding a horse or speaking ancient chinese (though despite the fact that they had to kidnap one of the real main characters to translate some of it, apparently EVERY-FUCKING-BODY can understand him).

The entire rest of the time Jet Li's character is CGI or a dragon, monkey, or other thing.


TOTAL FUCKING oxSHIT.

Not to mention at times the movie just gets boring.


I give it a 3/10 because jet li does kick Brendon FRasier's ass pretty good.

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Yea, THats the max payne movie, so I ask you:


Where do demons fit into a movie about a revenge obsessed cop?

So, I'll post pictures later today, BUT, first, Tell me:


WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHILE I WAS GONE?


I can't find the topic that says who won which elections,

And whats this whole Gregory House thingy?

SO, I beat it a few days ago, and I figured I give you guys some time to catch up....


IT TOTALLY FUCKING ROCKS.  I nearly died when I saw who was alive at the end.

additionally, my first time playthrough awarded me:

Eagle (over 150 headshots)
Pigeon (0 kills)
scarab (roll forward 150 times)
Hyena (pick up 400 weapons)
Pig (Consume 40 healing items)
Scorpion (less then 75 alerts, less then 250 kills, less then 25 continues)

Currently, I'm going for the:
Tarantula (less thne 75 alerts, more then 250k kills, less then 25 continues)
and the:
Crocadile (more then 400 kills)
and the speed playthrough one, which I don't remember the name of...


Anyway, after this post, spoilers are allowed, SO, if you don't wanna know that david hayter makes an in-game appearance(or other stuffs) , DON'T READ PAST HERE.
































YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

Ok I came up with this all by myself, and realized how genius it would actually be:



First, you get a white van and a few black SUVs.  Then, get those plastic chemical suits that biohazard people wear.  Have someone or a few people goto a bank and make deposits.  Showup before they leave and "quarrantine" the building while your wearing the suits.  Call the fire-department and police and request assistance from anyone they have trained for NBC operations, BUT, don't let any of them inside the building.  Put up some of that clear paper stuff that the CDC uses and get some pipes that you have pre-fitted to make an "entrance" so that it looks like the CDC ones.  Now, set that stuff up.

Have your "Team" go inside the bank and being pretending to take readings.  Explain that a terrorist group had sprayed an amount of money with a slow-acting bioliogical agent and that it was confirmed that they had deposited the money there to get sent out.  Ask to see the safe and the money within.  Pretend to scan and get positive readings.  Don't mark all th emoney, but mark the money you want, and tell them you have to take it because it's a biohazard.  Then, tell them that you will be setting up tests to determine who from the bank has been exposed.  Seal the money in clear plastic and put biohazard stickers on it.  Then, once it's outside, have the fire-department/paramedics come inside and start testing the people inside.  When the talk of tests comes up, have your guys from the inside try to escape/avoid the tests.  Identify them as people suspected to be working with the terrorists and detain them.  The patriot act gives any government agency your pretending to be the right over the detainees and you don't even need to give police a reason.  Then, load the money into the white van and load anyone else into the black SUV's.  Drive away and watch the news.  Cause you'll be on it.


Now, granted, this would take a bunch of people, co-ordination, timing, and some monies.  But a robbery like that wouldn't be for the money.  It would be for the fame.

Ok SO....


I know at least SOME of you live in Illinois and thus, have access to chicago (as do some of you cheeseheads).


So, I'll be going to Navy Pier the 3rd of July to celebrate the 4th of July with the BIG fireworks.

Why it's done the 3rd and not the 4th, I shall NEVAR know, but if anyone wants to join me and some friends, send me a PM


BTW, it's during the "taste of Chicago", so you KNOW theres gonna be awesome food.