Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V

Cactuar Zone => Cactuar Welcome Hall => Why you should join the RIA. (o_o) "Hashmeer say so, that's why!" <_<; Play nice, Hashmeer. => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on June 04, 2013, 09:21:26 am

Title: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 04, 2013, 09:21:26 am
Seriously, it is the best reason to join this alliance.  The rest of the members are, well, members.  I'm interesting though, erudite, and clever in a way you would never expect to find in a place like this.

Also, if you join, Leo will blow you.  Even if you are a girl.  He's that good.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: fAILiurestrategist on June 04, 2013, 09:54:09 am
All hail the mighty mollusc and his blowjob policy!
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 04, 2013, 04:32:08 pm
Also, if you join, Leo will blow you.  Even if you are a girl.  He's that good.
Especially if you are a girl. Moreso if you're cute and even moreso if you humor my terrible puns.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 05, 2013, 05:38:18 am
(this thread)

and yet, somehow, against all odds, the RIA was not subjected to a sudden deluge of female applications
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 05, 2013, 03:58:57 pm
At least we didn't lose any like every other time I've ever made a post (yes, we have lost nearly 13k women since the RIA began).

Then again, it's tough to go down from 0.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 06, 2013, 01:49:07 am
At least we didn't lose any like every other time I've ever made a post (yes, we have lost nearly 13k women since the RIA began).

Then again, it's tough to go down from 0.

From what I hear, you can go down from anywhere.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 06, 2013, 04:40:20 am
Theoretically, that is true. However, my top scientists have been unable to procure me a women with which to test this hypothesis.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 06, 2013, 05:25:09 am
Are they able to procure women for themselves?  I'd start the troubleshooting there.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 06, 2013, 05:34:01 am
That's what I have the scientists for. My top guy is the Indian from The Big Bang Theory. That show has bang in the title, so he must know what he's doing.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 06, 2013, 08:35:06 am
His handle doesn't happen to be Gangs, does it?
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 06, 2013, 03:33:45 pm
I just call him Little Penis so I assume it could technically be anyone from India.


But then again, anyone from India could be my head scientist and they'd still be better and cheaper than what I'd get from the US.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 07, 2013, 04:20:53 am
So, I guess you are from India?
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 07, 2013, 05:03:02 am
No.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 07, 2013, 06:14:44 am
Chile?
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 07, 2013, 03:32:52 pm
<.<


>.>



No?
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 08, 2013, 10:51:11 am
Let's start frok the middle.  Earth?
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 08, 2013, 10:53:59 am
According to my birth certificate.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 08, 2013, 02:25:18 pm
According to my birth certificate.
That puts a lot of doubt to rest.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 08, 2013, 02:41:34 pm
At least I can run for President, Mr. Trump.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 08, 2013, 02:49:23 pm
Do you come from a native English-speaking country?
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 08, 2013, 02:55:53 pm
You mean England?


No, I am not English if that's what you're trying to ask.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 08, 2013, 03:10:22 pm
Well, if you can run for President, I am guessing the US.  And  South Carolina is my first guess.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 08, 2013, 03:24:44 pm
What would bring you first to the Gamecock state? You're wrong, but your reasoning intrigues me.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 08, 2013, 04:58:19 pm
It was just a gut feel.  And I am not wrong.  You are from South Carolina, son.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 08, 2013, 06:03:06 pm
Nope. I think me and South Carolina could have made a decent pair, it is not the state of my birth.



Fun fact: The state of Leo's birth was plasma, he was born as plasma like the badass sun that he is.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 09, 2013, 03:32:01 am
A Dixie man?
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 09, 2013, 07:38:07 am
<.<

>.>

That's vagueish, but if you're talking the state I think you're guessing, lucky guess mofo.





Wrong, but you're hitting close to home now. Stop before you do something regrettable.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 10, 2013, 07:32:44 am
A Virginian then.  Or at least a virgin.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 10, 2013, 04:26:29 pm
I did live in Virginia for a time. And I am a virgin.



But no, you are still wrong, my ugly friendbeast.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 11, 2013, 12:42:36 am
Give me a hint.  The first word in the name of your state preferably.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 11, 2013, 05:01:20 am
Sober.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 11, 2013, 07:54:24 am
Do you have to join a club to be served alcohol?
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 11, 2013, 05:21:39 pm
Is that a rule somewhere?
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 12, 2013, 12:17:44 am
I flew through Utah once, and had to join as a member of the hotel bar in order to be served.  It cost me 5$, and my first drink was free.  The second drink also cost me 5$, but I didn't have to fill out all the fucking paperwork.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 12, 2013, 04:40:16 am
Sounds like bs. I drink when I want to drink.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 12, 2013, 11:47:59 am
In that case, Massachussetts. 
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 12, 2013, 03:26:13 pm
Fuck that state.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 13, 2013, 03:33:51 am
Are you a Mormon?
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 13, 2013, 02:16:26 pm
No? But I do enjoy the idea of having sex with multiple beautiful women.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 14, 2013, 02:47:24 am
How about if they are related, and not that hot?
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 14, 2013, 03:41:51 am
If they're still cute, I'm interested. Otherwise, no.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 14, 2013, 04:22:45 am
Ok, so Tennessee?
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 14, 2013, 05:17:27 pm
So says my license.



But no.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 15, 2013, 12:07:15 pm
I hope you are not some John Deere cap wearing, gun rack equipped pick-up driving, Confederate flag bandana wearing, Jack Daniels belt-buckle toting, once a month showering, backwoods yokel from Alabama who summers in Pennsylvania and secretly loves Bon Jovi.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 15, 2013, 12:33:32 pm
What's wrong with having bottles of Jack hanging from your belt?
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 15, 2013, 03:09:24 pm
What's wrong with having bottles of Jack hanging from your belt?

Not a lot.  Never mind that one, southern man.
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 15, 2013, 03:24:27 pm
(note to self: invent belt buckle with "handle hangers" to hold your liquor for when you're cheering at your favorite NASCAR event)
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 16, 2013, 01:20:37 am
(note to self: wait for Leo to invent a few more 'homegrown' inventions, then market them under the brand Bandana Republic.  Target market is men who think their beards are not just pubic hair, but also a statement of how hairy they are.  First test subject is Zeep.)
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 16, 2013, 08:00:40 am
(note to self: Bandana Beards, the name alone will sell them; alternate brand for the health conscious: Banana Beards)
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 16, 2013, 02:29:42 pm
(note to self: Harness globalisation, and corner the available beard-growing supply in India and the Philippines.  Use child labor. Make brown beards all the rage at NASCAR rallies in 2014)
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on June 16, 2013, 02:45:30 pm
(note to self: a beer cheaper than natty light)
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on July 10, 2013, 05:59:10 pm
(note to beer manufacturers: have a little fun and "accidentally" double the alcohol levels in beer for a month of production.  Watch the results.  You've earned it)
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Leo on July 10, 2013, 06:18:50 pm
(note to self: that's a damn good idea)
Title: Re: Witness my glory.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on November 10, 2013, 10:29:50 am
(note to someone else:  That was a lot more than double, fucktard.)