Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Special Interest Boards => Random lnsanity => Spam => Topic started by: WhitEarendur on March 28, 2012, 03:54:27 pm
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You know the rules right?
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Wait, there are rules?
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Don't you remember?
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Has my memory ever failed me?
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Why would I know?
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Aren't you some sort of super hero?
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Why are you masked as a baby cactus?
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Could it be that I forgot to get the diplomat mask?
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You're both baby cactii
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You has llama? Can I has llama? Where's your question?
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How does one get a llama?
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Don't you think I'm trying to figure that out?
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Have you figured it out yet?
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Figured what out?
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Did you forget?
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Forget what?
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Do you know what he means?
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when did he get here?
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Are you asking me?
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Wasn't it obvious?
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Whats obvious?
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Is anything truly obvious?
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What do you think?
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Isnt it obvious?
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What's this nonsense you speak of?
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Isn't everything we speak of nonsense?
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Isn'tasdj'tjasklfgjsd;ag;jasgkjjsdg?
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What?
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Was that what you were referring to?
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How do uou know what im refering to?
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How wouldn't I?
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Are you in my head?
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Are you in my apple?
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What color is your apple?
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What color is your eye?
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What color isnt it?
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My eye or his apple?
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What?
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Who?
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When?
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Where's the bacon?
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Bacon?
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Does anyone actually like Bacon?
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Why would anyone mot love bacon?
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are you a vegetarian?
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Are you not?
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Are you a knot?
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Are you a yes?
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Are you a no?
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what's a no?
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Whats,a,ho?
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is that really appropriate?
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i dont know, is it?
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Whats appropriate?
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what kind of question is that?
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Who are you to judge my questions?
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Is he a god?
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would you worship me if I was?
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is he THE god?
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What if Charles is? Are we doomed?
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how can you even joke about that?
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Is life itself a joke?
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Are you a joke?
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Isn't that a bit personal?
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What defines personal?
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what defines magic?
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What defines a definition?
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Is the answer ever *snort snort*?
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what sound does a pig make?
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how about a cow?
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Does the pig go Moo?
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Does the moo go pig?
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Are you crazy Tevron?
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are you not?
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What defines crazy?
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Whats with all the defining?
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What's with penguins?
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What IS with penguins?
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Are penguins intelligent creatures?
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Are dolphins?
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Are humans?
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What is the color of night?
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if a dolphin eats a farm salmon, is it no longer wild?
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What if Dolphins are sentient?
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What if this is the Hitchhiker's guide?
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What if that's exactly what I was thinking?
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What if it's not?
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But what if it's the average velocity of an unladen swallow?
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What if nobody knows the answer?
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Did RIA notice this mass of spam?
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If spam falls in the forest, and noone eats it, is it food?
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If a tree falls on a women and crushes her, then what the hell was a tree doing in the kitchen?
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Are any of these going to be answered?
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Won't anybody think of the children?
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Why do people make pointless threads?
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Why the fuck did you gravedig this shit?
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What's more powerful, and immovable object or an irresistable force?
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I don't know, what?
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Haven't you given it any thought?
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what's goin on in here?
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In where? Who the fuck are you to ask?
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Why can't I ask?
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Who said that?
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is this the room with the moose?
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Is that a rhetorical question?
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what do you taste like?
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Are we there yet?
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what do you taste like?
Do you like salt?
Are we there yet?
Are you ready?
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ready for what?
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who's horny?
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Who's always on her back?
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Whose back?
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what are you going to do about it?
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would you prefer to be muff puffed or hugged?
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What the hell is a muff puff?
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You don't know what a muff puff is?
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What is the meaning of life?
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Do you have any puppies?
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Don't you perfure pussys?
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Is thaat any way for a lady to offer up her love hole?
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you want to glory whole me?
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When did I become a lesbian and why didn't I say yes sooner?
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your a girl?
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is this news?
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what to cyber?
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should I?
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would you wrap your thighs around my head?
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should I be blushing right now?
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do you want to?
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maybe just a little bit?
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do you like it?
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When did this turn into cybering by questions?
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yesterday?
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so how's it goin?
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you did not like it?
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Can I get in there somewhere?
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what'd you do if you were in?
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What wouldn't I do?
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would you sleep?
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are there plenty of blankets and a pillow?
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would you like some?
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Some what, dude?
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you know Im a girl right?
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do you prefer girls?
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Can you tell when I am yanking your chain?
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why hasn't Reoga answered my question yet?
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do you want to pm me that?
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maybe?
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would you like to know?
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is there pie in the kitchen?
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Did you check the fridge?
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Who was your first kiss of the new years?
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Did I have one?
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Who would you like to have your first kiss with?
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is this person hot?
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Do you want em to be?
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is no wrong?
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Why wouldn't it be?
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is the person fat?
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would you prefer that?
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well are you?
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What makes you think I am?
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why else would you avoid the question?
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isn't this a question game where we question everything?
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what else is left?
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Just where are you going with this line of questioning?
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Does GrilledSlug like cheesE?
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who dose not?
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someone who is lactose intolerant?
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Shouldn't someone who is lactose intolerant make an effort to be more open-minded?
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would you consume something that makes you sick?
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if something tastes good why wouldnt you?
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What about the lactose's feelings?
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Fructose Why do you not care for the Fructose?
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huh?
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What is the sugar found I fruits?
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What fruits?
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Yeah, what fruits, sugar?
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would you like the daily double ?
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may I have the daily double?
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Can you handle the daily double?
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Do you like being double pined?
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Does your soul creak under the weight of endless crappy sexual inuendo?
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dose it make me a bad person?
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How bad do you think you are?
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not bad enough?
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So how good are you then?
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don't you like bad girls?
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isn't the term bad girls misleading since it refers to girls who do things people want them to do, thus making them relatively good?
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Do you have a dog?
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Are you asking me about your mom?
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Do you ever stop thinking about her?
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do you dislike your mom?
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Oh, you know her too?
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doth not every one?
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Are you a Shakespearean ass-pirate?
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Want to see my peg leg?
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what's it made of?
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Are you shipping out of Boston?
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why would I be in Boston?
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Don't you need to find your wooden leg?
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Do you know where it is?
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Would I be asking you if I did?
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Is that a rhetorical question?
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why do you care?
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About what?
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Huh?
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What did you say?
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are we going to bang or not?
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How do you want to bang?
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is rape play going to far with you?
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What is recruit play?
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have you not heard about our filters?
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Does this involve a lot of beating?
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Doesn't everything?
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is that what love is?
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How can you ask me that question?
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How could I not?
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Do you really want to know?
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Who don't?
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why wont you tell me?
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Is this any of your business?
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what line of work do you think im in?
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What are you willing to do for money?
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why is this thread?
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Why do you ask?
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how much monies are we talking?
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more or less than 100,000 per year?
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and how may time must I do it in said year?
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Well, let's see... 100,000 times per year, so, $100,000?
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How could I answer that?
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Got a buck for a fuck?
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purple blueberries?
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why are they not called purple berries?
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What the hell is going on here?
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Are you sure you want to know?
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is it not obvious?
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Is anything really obvious?
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Do you believe in ghosts?
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do you believe in the living? :headexplode:
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Do they believe in you?
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do you believe in magic?
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do you hope I do?
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Why not?
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*ah finally*
Why?
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why what?
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did you survive the explosion?
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what explosion?
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didn't his head just explode?
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Which head?
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Mine?
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You're a he?
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doth it have a dick?
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Do you have one?
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is it ok if t big and rubbery?
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Does it look like it's ok with me?
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by big and rubbery, do you mean a strap on?
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do they even make rubber dildos?
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Can I help you?
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What could you possibly help me with?
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did you help uncle jack off the elephant?
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Can you please leave the elephant out of this?
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want me to help you?
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Help me what, chica?
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want me jack you off?
{not Mexican}
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Into your mouth?
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that would be oral yes?
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Do we have to limit ourselves?
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is there too much of a good thing?
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Want to find out?
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how could we?
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How could we what?
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how could we find out?
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Find out what?
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is there to much of a good thing?
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Is there such a thing as a universal good thing?
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want to find out?
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Find out about what?
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wheres your mom?
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Who's your daddy?
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can you guys take this to pm?
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Don't you think I would if I could?
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is this relevant?
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How relevant do you want it?
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could we raise the bar?
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How do you intend to 'raise the bar'?
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would striping do it?
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Will you shake it like a polaroid picture?
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Will that make you happy?
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why would it not?
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How many boobies do you have?
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Is that a trick question?
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Do you want me to help you get in Reogas pants?
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when did anyone last see her pants?
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do I even wear pants?
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Do I need help?
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could you do it on your own?
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What do you think I am doing right now?
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are you beating off?
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Do you have a dirty mind, or what?
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well what are you doing then?
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Who says I am doing anything?
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why do you want me to guess then?
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Weren't you guessing what I was doing anyhow?
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so were you beating off?
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Is this some kind of fantasy of yours?
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Why are you so interested?
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Do you think this is boring?
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do we need more interesting questions?
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Do you find my new avatar interesting?
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is this warranted?
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what's a warranted?
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are your slots full?
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Aren't my sluts always full?
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How should I know?
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What do you know anyway?
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who will jump out?
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Jump out of what?
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and land where?
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Is this Lost, season 8?
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Whats lost?
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Did you find it?
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Find what?
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Are you serious?
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did leo lose his virginity again?
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did he ever have one?
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Was it before or after the golf balls?
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Why can't you remember?
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why hasn't anyone asked some annoying question about african and european swallows yet?
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what would you like to know?
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Does anyone feel like regurgitating Monty Python?
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Which movie should we regurgitate first?
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do you even know what regurgitate means?
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What is your favourite colour?
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have you tired goole?
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have you tired goole?
are you ever sober on here?
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Is anyone ever sober on here?
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would you like us to be?
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Do I seem like a sober person?
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Now, in your humble opinion, as I assume it to be, would you say, or even insinuate, that you have just answered the question put before you?
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Can you rephrase that?
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Is this turning any one else on?
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Want to come over here and find out?
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Are your jeans as uncormfortable as mine?
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does this thread have any answers?
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Does it count if the answer is in the form of a question?
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Are you some kind of philosopher?
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are we going to do it or not?
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are your pants off yet?
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when were they on?
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What color panties are you wearing?
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How do you feel about red and black
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How long have you been wearing them?
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What month is this?
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why
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Why not?
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What is going on here?
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why cant we just have sex and skip all the games?
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Will you tell me you are mine?
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Will you let me throw it in the butt?
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Does any of this make sense...?
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you don't like Rape play GS?
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Do you like to be overpowered?
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you don't like the woman to take charge?
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Do you?
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dose it make you feel less of a man?
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Am I the only one that finished already?
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did you know they make a pill for that?
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They make a pill for that...?
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you did not know?
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Do I ever know anything?
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can you even please a woman?
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Why don't you ask your mother? :smug:
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did you know my mum is dead?
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Is this an awkward silence...?
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Whats the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?
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Do you mean an African or a European swallow?
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why don't you want me to swallow?
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Who said I don't?
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Am I the only one who tires of this?
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Does a bear shit in the woods?
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Did you step in something?
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What's that smell...?
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Why are you asking me?
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You don't know...?
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Am I supposed to?
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Are you serously asking me that question again, you piece of shit?
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Did I fucking stutter?
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Do you stutter often...?
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You haven't noticed?
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Is this a new development...?
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When do we stop this game?
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Why would you want to stop...?
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Doesn't this seem repetitive?
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Is repetitive necessarily a bad thing...?
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Is that a serious question?
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Why so hostile...?
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Can't you feel the pent-up sexual tension?
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Do you need some help...? :boobs:
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Does the pope wear a funny hat?
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What's a tonice...?
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Have you never been filter-owned?
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Should I have been...?
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How many times is this going to happen?
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How many times is what going to happen...?
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Is 3, too many times for it to happen?
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What if 3 is too few times...?
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What were we talking about?
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Why did you forget...?!?!?
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How should I know?
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Why don't you know...?!?!?
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Why are you asking me?
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did I ask something?
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Can't you remember?
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Why did you forget...?!?!?
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When have I ever forgotten something important?
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who are you?
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Who wants to know?
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Why wouldn't he want to know...?
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How should I know?
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Are we the only ones here...?
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What if we are?
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What if we are?
Why are you so afraid of isolation?
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Who are you...?
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Why do you avoid the answers?
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Don't you know?
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What do i not know?
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What don't you not know?
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why are you confusing me?
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Why aren't you confusing yourself?
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How did we get on this topic?
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Why was this thread created?
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Is this supposed to be fun?
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Why do you think this game is for your enjoyment?
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Why would it not be...?
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Why are you an imbecile?
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Why would you say something like that to zuka?
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May I help you?
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Do you have any beer?
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Why? Would you like some?
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For God's sake, why did you have to ask that question?
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Do people ever refuse beer?
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Are you taking the beer, or aren't you?
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That depends, is it American beer?
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Why would you want American beer?
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Does anyone make a better American Light Lager than the Americans?
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Would it still technically be an "American" light lager, if it wasn't made by Americans?
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Is there such a thing as heavy American lager? Other than a bigmouth?
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Did you just answer your own question?
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Are you trying to change the subject?
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Is that not the goal in spam threads?
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Do spam threads have to have a goal?
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Why can't I hear the word "goal" with out saying "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!" in my head?
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Why can't I hear the words "psycho killer" without saying "qu'est-ce que c'est" in my head?
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Why can't I hear "qu'est-ce que c'est" without saying "tabarnac de colisse de St-Siboire que c'est péquiss - va donc chier" in my head?
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Did I miss anything...?
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Did you hear zuka is back?
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Isn't that that guy from Avatar? :v
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Is that the movie with the weird blue furries?
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Are you thinking of the Smurfs?
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Who cares about blue ant-sized men?
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Is Ant Man still in the Avengers?
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Isn't that the movie with Uma Thurman, Ralph Fiennes, and Sean Connery?
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How hot was that Silk Spectre chick in that movie?
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How can an incorporeal entity be hot? :v
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Are you familiar with the concept of 'Ghost Titties'?
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Can I have "Ghost Titties" for four hundred, Alex?
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How much would you wager on the daily double?
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Is 69 on the table, Alex?
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Can we do a 68 and I'll just owe you one?
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What about 67...?
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Why did you kill the thread?
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Was he mad?
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Have you read Chapter 2 of A Gradual Rounding?
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Why is it named such?
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Wouldn't that ruin the mystery?
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Would it?
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Well, wouldn't A Sudden Rounding be less mysterious?
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How should I know?
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What the bloody hell are you all talking about?
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Have you visited the RIA Writing Lounge?
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Why would I waste my time in there?
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Is that a rhetorical question?
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Is THAT a rhetorical question?
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How should I know?
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IsTHAT a rhetorical question?
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Why are you so obsessed with rhetorical questions?
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Isn't it obvious?
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What if it is not?
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Should we be worried?
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Should you be calm?
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Will you share the Xanax?
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Dude, are you gonna hog that thing?
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Didn't you give it to me?
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Give what to you, man?
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Isnt sharing, caring?
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Would you be upset if I said, "No."?
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Wasn't that my question?
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Who are you people?
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Do you really want to know?
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Know what?
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What'd I miss?
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Would you know it if you saw it?
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Do I need to see it?
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In an effort to differentiate myself, I have decided to answer questions every time I come into this thread.
Do I need to see it?
Fuck you. See it of you want to, bitch. And fuck you.
Would you know it if you saw it?
I don't know, but I am pretty sure Bleak would not. And go fuck your hat.
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I got a sexy hat, why wouldn't I wanna fuck it?
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Because your hat is a slut. I fucked it last night.
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Did you use a condom? YOU BETTER HAVE USED A FUCKING CONDOM! THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER.
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His hat was the condom.
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In an effort to differentiate myself, I have decided to answer questions every time I come into this thread.
Do I need to see it?
Fuck you. See it of you want to, bitch. And fuck you.
Yeah? Well double-fuck you! Pudmuffin. :colbert:
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Yeah. Look who's talking.