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Random lnsanity / HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
« on: June 29, 2009, 01:31:26 pm »Quote from: Divine_Light
It really is quite a good story. So we got Vince Shamwow, who shall hence forth be known as Vince Shamwow. He is driving around town late at night, in a fantastically dry truck. Though he just got out of the carwash, he had his trusty shamwow with him. So anyway he's driving, and all the girls are talking about how much they love his nuts. He goes into this bar right, and he gets out his trust Slapchop. He starts tossing all their salads, and damn are these girls looking at him, with WOW in their eyes. However, Billy Mays then, through complete chance, walks into the same bar. Though Billy Mays was just at a Rib place, his shirt is just glowing. He tells all the ladies how Oxyclean was what made him shine. Of course, now that that true master is in the building, the ladies ditch our trusty Vince up there. Now Vince doesn't like this, not one bit. However, he is too much of a bitch to fight our Lord and Saviour Billy Mays. So Vince goes outside and picks up a hooker. He goes back to his place, she spills a lil' coke on his carpet. That's not good. That's going to stain, look at that bottom, the mildew. So he beats the shit out of her. I mean he really beats the shit out of her. However, what he doesn't know is that this girl happens to be German, and if he knew he would not have done this, as he knows the Germans make good stuff. So this small German hooker then goes about kicking Vince's ass, and calls teh cops. So he is in jail, and Billy Mays is getting laid.Quote from: JacNOOOOOOO BILLY!! WHY!
NOW WHERE STUCK WITH THIS:
Lol, I never got the full story about that.
The good news however, the coke stain on the carpet was fine, without applying any pressure, most of the coke came right out.
