Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: ZPO4O on June 14, 2013, 05:44:29 am
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Doing some laudery; unpacking a few more boxes; clearing out one room for preperation of new flooring soon; cleaning the household catboxes; taking out the garbage and some of the previous owners; a few other random little things...and oh yeah, this.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/nl5nligkpl3bj0s/1000550_510788948988388_245395510_n.jpg (https://www.dropbox.com/s/nl5nligkpl3bj0s/1000550_510788948988388_245395510_n.jpg)
How was your morning so far?
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Boy, you really hate phone books.
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Yes, yes I do. I did it to both of them that showed up at my doorstep...but that was the bigger of the two.
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Are you Superman?
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No, I'm just Captain Amish.
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My morning was okay. A pipe was leaking and sprayed me with rework. Got that all fixed up, though.
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No, I'm just Captain Amish.
Have you watched the Acadieman au Call Center video on youtube? If you spoe franglais, you would find it hilarious.
If you were really Captain Amish, your mask would be black.
My morning was okay. A pipe was leaking and sprayed me with rework. Got that all fixed up, though.
Seriously Leo, no one gives a shit. Keep your fucking plumbing stories to yourself. And for God's sake turn down your Lynard Skynard. Fucking dirty hippie.
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But you've never disliked one of my "plumbing" stories in the past.
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But you've never disliked one of my "plumbing" stories in the past.
Yeah well, your previous stories were racy, and hilarious. Like the bit about the imperial and metric gauges, and the rants about threading in the other direction.
Now they are just offensive, and no one cares to hear that crap anymore. It's time to move on.
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So it's okay when I'm making fun of black people, but the moment I call you a whore it becomes offensive?
This shtick works for shitty comedians and it'll damn well work for me, mate.
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Here let me explain it to you in simple terms so you can understand:
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Enlightening. Like a soft wind through a vacuum, your explanations manages to say nothing while doing even less.
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One must bake with the butter of angels to look at the sky and be at home.
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I know some people that can maybe help you get baked off of something called 'butter of the angels.' Would that be close enough?
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A friend of a friend of mine offered to introduce him to someone of my description for just the same thing. My friend told his friend that the guy he was talking about sounded like someone who does not bathe that often. Given how much I look like Mr. Clean, the friend of my friend felt suddenly quite paranoid, because he could not account for the coincidence, and asked him if he was a cop. My friend answered no, but got punched so hard anyway that it literally shattered his face, and really hurt the other guy's hand. Anyhow, at this point I suddenly realized I was at home talking to myself in the mirror again, just like the Dairy Queen incident.
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My morning consisted of removingtl the ball tag from leos mouth so basically same old same old
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Yum, Dairy Queens...
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Did someone say dairy queens?
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