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Title: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: ZPO4O on May 19, 2013, 05:10:59 am
Yeah, the pay is starting to suck and the boss is a bitch. Anything fun/interesting/good to know about the new world of bob?

Last time I played moon bases were still new. If I am to jump back into the swing of things, anything I should keep an eye out for or move to priority number 2 on the list of bob goals?
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on May 19, 2013, 08:00:48 am
LUE is a thorn in our sides.
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Post by: Jenne on May 19, 2013, 08:39:56 am
If moon bases were around then literally nothing has changed.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: ZPO4O on May 19, 2013, 10:54:35 am
Nothing new has come to the game since then? laaaaaame!

And I thought LUE was our brothers in arms...also thought they were destroyed in the last great war that I was around for.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on May 19, 2013, 11:05:02 am
You never did reach your 0.0 Population Density. In fact no one has done it yet, so I doubt it's even possible.






Pussy.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: ZPO4O on May 19, 2013, 12:52:03 pm
Oh its doable...its just the powers that run planet bob refuse to let it happen. Hence, every time I get close or get a good momentum going, they go and throw a wrench in my works.

Either some random rouge who attacks for no reason, and refuses to pay reps...but also KEEPS attacking after apologizing and saying he wont, even with the alliance backing me...

Or my nation getting deleted for inactivity, when its not even old enough have BEEN inactive that long...

The powers that run planet bob have seen me own enough land to rule every square inch of the world and moon. They are just afraid to let me keep the land and do as I wish.
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Post by: Leo on May 19, 2013, 01:26:15 pm
So you never found out who was really behind that attack?

lol
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 19, 2013, 01:58:18 pm
I heard it was Kenny.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 19, 2013, 05:26:22 pm
I heard from GS that it was kenny
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Pterrydactyl on May 19, 2013, 05:39:21 pm
Personally, I think that ZP040 should just take the position of being permanently "2 weeks from retirement" so that he can also say that.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Bleak Outlook on May 21, 2013, 08:53:15 am
Personally, I think that ZP040 should just take the position of being permanently "2 weeks from retirement" so that he can also say that.
If he does that, I suggest a new avatar:

(http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsG/6643-11055.jpg)
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 21, 2013, 12:14:25 pm
danny glover is annoying
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Arsenal 10 on May 21, 2013, 07:29:27 pm
There is a limit on how much land you can buy.
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Post by: Leo on May 21, 2013, 07:44:27 pm
lololol
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Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on May 24, 2013, 02:08:12 pm
0 infra, 100k land.

Do it.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: ZPO4O on May 27, 2013, 12:49:40 pm
Wait what? They have a limit on land now!?
I WAS hoping for something new in the game...but instead I find they restrict my main draw to the game. Screw that.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on May 27, 2013, 01:36:35 pm
Not like you were good enough to ever reach that limit, anyway.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: ZPO4O on May 28, 2013, 09:57:05 am
That is aside the point. They just slapped a limit on my thoughtfully limitless goal.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on May 28, 2013, 04:23:32 pm
It is limitless for a man without the will to try.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 29, 2013, 04:01:15 am
I will sell you my land, Acadieman.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: ZPO4O on May 30, 2013, 01:36:43 pm
I would only accept land as payment for anything.
...I wish that was an option.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on May 30, 2013, 01:48:48 pm
You know what is an option? Standing up, taking ALL the land, and laughing in admins face.


Well, at least it's an option for someone who grew a pair during puberty.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 31, 2013, 01:33:18 am
Just how, pray tell, does one just take all the land from the admin?  Se has special powers you know.  Admin powers.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on May 31, 2013, 03:23:28 am
By being a man. By doing that which has been deemed impossible. By letting no one tell you what you can or can not do.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 31, 2013, 04:59:25 am
Is this what you tell yourself when you try to meet girls?
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on May 31, 2013, 02:38:12 pm
I haven't gotten to the "try to meet" part yet....
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 31, 2013, 02:50:08 pm
Ok I will walk you though the process, step by step:

1) let go of your penis.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on May 31, 2013, 03:52:26 pm
No.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 01, 2013, 03:28:04 pm
Well that ends my 100% guaranteed method for meeting chicks in 2 easy steps.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on June 01, 2013, 03:33:25 pm
Seems it wasn't very guaranteed, then.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 02, 2013, 11:52:51 am
The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

The real trick is in not charging anything in the first place.  That way I don't have to give anything back in case of a claim like yours.  My whole business model is built on this.  I was going to IPO 6 months ago, but Facebook played interference.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on June 02, 2013, 12:12:02 pm
I can still sue you for damages, however.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 02, 2013, 02:25:45 pm
Not really, I am headquartered in the Cayman Islands for just that eventuality. 

Maybe you could save yourself all the angst and just let go of your dick.  I am sure your dick would be grateful.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on June 02, 2013, 02:47:44 pm
As an American citizen, I'll just accuse you of a serious tax crime and we'll just extradite you back here so I can sue you.


And no. Fuck you for that terrible idea.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 03, 2013, 02:17:39 am
You can't extradite me.  I have Antarctican citizenship, bitch.

Obviously there is a market for "10 easy steps to letting go of your penis, from time to time".
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on June 03, 2013, 04:20:04 am
Well, depends on what part of Antarctica you are from. Chile claims part of it, and as a Chilean, I will just have you extradited there where you will even have less of a chance.


And your book sounds worse than Twilight and 50 Shades of Gray combined which is why I'm sure women loved reading it.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 04, 2013, 03:05:35 am
Yeah, women with dicks love my books.  That's why I recommended that you read it.

As a true Antarctican, I dispute Chile's claim.  No extradition will be possible.  If you capture me, my passage through your courts will be governed by the Geneva Convention.  Boiy.

Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on June 04, 2013, 04:43:13 am
No one gives a shit whether you want to or not, you will be extradited. We'll accuse you of war crimes and get you that way. Worked for Bush and it will work for me.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 04, 2013, 06:47:20 am
You and what army?
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Post by: Leo on June 04, 2013, 04:30:25 pm
The Army of the Supreme Sides of the Eastern Saddles (ASSES) is all I will need to win this battle.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 05, 2013, 06:47:47 am
Saddle up, bitch.  I have the Army of the Thousand Emperors.  They will eat your army.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: ZPO4O on June 05, 2013, 08:54:18 am
but...if your army already ate, why would they want to eat more?

Plus, I dont know if feeding your army 'asses' is such a good idea. Might stunt them somehow in the long run.

Id propose just being nice and fattening his army up, so they become fat.

All along the side, buy out all airline companies, so you can charge double seats for each fat ass. Gouge him in his wallet.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 05, 2013, 02:49:47 pm
Zeep, your advice, while helpful, implies that the ATE can't do the job without resorting to underhanded, Fabian tactics.  To add insult, you don't offer to put any of your own blood on the line.  So, why don't you just go fuck your hat and stay out of Leo's illegal incursion into the international territories of Antarctica?
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on June 05, 2013, 03:55:33 pm
Army of nobles who you expect to take orders from a pleb such as yourself? lol


And thank you for the idea, Zeep, I shall now starve GS into my hands.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 06, 2013, 08:39:06 am
You've got me.  I am starving for a witty opponent. 

But not into your hands.  God, not into your hands. 
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: ZPO4O on June 06, 2013, 09:12:01 am
Im not the one waging war on leo, hence why I didnt offer any of my blood.

Plus, you dont want my blood anywhere near Leo. He reacts...unusual...around it...
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on June 06, 2013, 03:31:51 pm
Did I hear Zeep blood?



*buys all the prime rib and a new pair of overalls*
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 07, 2013, 04:45:40 am
Im not the one waging war on leo, hence why I didnt offer any of my blood.

Plus, you dont want my blood anywhere near Leo. He reacts...unusual...around it...

Ok, so how about you keep your worthless advice and your wierdass cajun blood, and lend me indirect support?  Pretend to be bleeding behind that huge tree in your yard, and when Leo goes for it, my penguins will flank him.

Why is it so hard to get the world to pay attention to my plight against the Leo the Unjust?  Am I the only one who yearns for his ouster?  Doesn't anyone else strive for his defenestration?  Certainly I am no the only one who wants to (insert big word here) the savage Leo.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on June 07, 2013, 05:07:05 am
Because you owe me money and the world knows it. I have even gotten the penguins to agree on allowing your extradition so that I can sue you.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 07, 2013, 06:18:56 am
Because you owe me money and the world knows it. I have even gotten the penguins to agree on allowing your extradition so that I can sue you.
Everyone knows that Penguins are assholes.  Do you really think I would trust them with my liberty?  Hell, no.

Antarctica was only a staging post, and I am now on the moon.  As I am its first citizen, I claim sovereignty, and will contest any landing with my huge army of powerful robots.  Unless it is accompanied by women.  Ha.
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Post by: Leo on June 07, 2013, 03:32:32 pm
Sorry, the moon is owned by America, hence the flag we put on it when we staked our claim.

Since you are now in America, I have presented my suite to the judge and he has deemed that there will be a trail for both civil and criminal penalties. As such, you may not leave the country and any attempts to do so will result in bondage.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 08, 2013, 02:34:37 pm
One of my robots ate your flag, and no one was there to stop him.  That's the textbook definition of sovereignty.  Without a monopoly on force, your courts hold no sway. 

Also, my scientists, who are hot chicks, have discovered that the moon is indeed made of cheese.  I have therefoe decreed that it is now enamed to "Grana Padano".  Unfortunately, one of my asswipe robots forgot to bring the pasta, so I will have to extort the earth for some, under threat of orbital Grana Padano chunck bombardment.
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on June 08, 2013, 02:45:08 pm
I'm going to need photographic proof of our flag's removal if you wish for me to believe you.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 08, 2013, 02:48:06 pm
As you can see, not a trace left anywhere:

(http://d1jqu7g1y74ds1.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Full-Moon.jpg)
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Post by: Leo on June 08, 2013, 02:49:31 pm
Wrong side, moron.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 08, 2013, 02:52:28 pm
No it isn't.  But just to be thorough, it ain't here either:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3b/Dark_Side_of_the_Moon.png/220px-Dark_Side_of_the_Moon.png)
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on June 08, 2013, 02:54:43 pm
Sorry, I'm looking for the dusk side. The one where the Cactaur mambos.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 08, 2013, 03:09:04 pm
The dusk side keeps moving further every day.  like the women in your life.
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Post by: Leo on June 08, 2013, 03:23:58 pm
Can one move further than not here?
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 08, 2013, 04:59:45 pm
On a sphere, one can only move away so far before one gets closer.

That's why all the women you know are moving to the Grana Padano.
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Post by: Leo on June 08, 2013, 06:00:10 pm
Wrong answer. The correct reply would have been: "they can move to not there either."
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 09, 2013, 03:35:45 am
Captain, we appear to be approaching the event horizon.
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Post by: Leo on June 09, 2013, 07:35:36 am
Half impulse. Shields up.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 10, 2013, 07:38:08 am
Belay that order.  Raising shields could be taken as hostile.  Let's do this black hole bareback.
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Post by: Bleak Outlook on June 10, 2013, 09:04:06 am
... Let's do this black hole bareback.
Famous last words.
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Post by: Leo on June 10, 2013, 04:25:48 pm
^Agreed, never enter a black hole without protection. You don't want to have another baby momma all up in your grill trying to get child support.

Now stop arguing with your commanding officer and do as you have been told: shields up, just get the tip in there.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 11, 2013, 12:44:47 am
Captain, do you really want to penetrate the event horizon?  How will we pull ourselves back out?
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Post by: Leo on June 11, 2013, 05:00:55 am
Let us just start with the tip. We'll totally take it slow.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 11, 2013, 07:57:54 am
Ok here goes.

You can start calling my name anytime now.
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Post by: Leo on June 11, 2013, 05:20:49 pm
It's a real tight fit to enter this vertical horizon. We need more thrusther power, Scotty.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 12, 2013, 12:19:01 am
My name is not Scotty.
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Post by: Leo on June 12, 2013, 04:39:26 am
You also seem to have not seen what I did thar.
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Post by: TheOnlyShyOx on June 12, 2013, 06:31:18 am
WHERE is Zeep?

I'm calling together all RIders
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 12, 2013, 11:46:11 am
You also seem to have not seen what I did thar.

If you mean the typo, no I did not.  My excuse is that I am travelling on business in Amsterdam, and got FUCKING high last night.
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Post by: ZPO4O on June 12, 2013, 12:41:54 pm
<_<
Shush, Im the camera man. Camera men are usually not heard from.
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Post by: Leo on June 12, 2013, 03:31:36 pm
You also seem to have not seen what I did thar.

If you mean the typo, no I did not.  My excuse is that I am travelling on business in Amsterdam, and got FUCKING high last night.
It was a great "typo" and you should appreciate it moar!


And Shy, Zeep is a pussy who's not willing to accomplish the quest he once so dearly sought after so many eons ago. RIders don't save pussies.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 13, 2013, 03:31:19 am
You better not be trashtalking about Zeep aka Acadieman.
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Post by: ZPO4O on June 13, 2013, 08:01:34 am
Ya know leo...one of the reasons why im not going for it is just cause you keep saying stuff like that. Your reverse psychology is in fact, giving me reason NOT to play. Just cause I dont want the whole 'oh my reverse psychology worked' BS.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 13, 2013, 10:05:48 am
Ya know leo...one of the reasons why im not going for it is just cause you keep saying stuff like that. Your reverse psychology is in fact, giving me reason NOT to play. Just cause I dont want the whole 'oh my reverse psychology worked' BS.

Wow.  That sounds like a bullshit excuse for failing a legendary quest. 
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Post by: Leo on June 13, 2013, 02:16:05 pm
Ya know leo...one of the reasons why im not going for it is just cause you keep saying stuff like that. Your reverse psychology is in fact, giving me reason NOT to play. Just cause I dont want the whole 'oh my reverse psychology worked' BS.
Who said my reverse psychology isn't working right now?



A Zeepless world is a conquerable world.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 14, 2013, 02:49:11 am
Wow man, this is like, multiverse psychology.  I just can't get my bearings.  You guys are so fucking clever.
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Post by: Leo on June 14, 2013, 03:42:21 am
That's what you are but what am I?
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 14, 2013, 04:21:50 am
STOP IT YOU ARE MAKING MY BRAIN HURT!
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Post by: ZPO4O on June 14, 2013, 05:39:47 am
Im rubber and leo is glue, whatever you say to me, sticks to leo.
BAM!
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 14, 2013, 06:20:06 am
Uh, who does it bounce off of before sticking to said Leo?
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Post by: Leo on June 14, 2013, 05:17:10 pm
It bounces off your mom's beautiful, jiggly tits.
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Post by: ZPO4O on June 15, 2013, 12:06:57 am
I second that.

X: Crunkas Mom...yum...

<_<

Errr...

GS, not crunka...
Title: Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
Post by: Leo on June 15, 2013, 05:29:02 am
What if GS and Crunka are brothers?


Damn I would feel bad for Crunka....
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Post by: ZPO4O on June 15, 2013, 06:45:34 am
I already feel bad for crunka, and its not even true!
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Post by: Leo on June 15, 2013, 09:49:55 am
Bad enough that I'm having sex with his mother on a biweekly basis.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 15, 2013, 12:03:15 pm
What's worst about it is that she is Gangs' mother too.  And his sister.  And he is my Dad.  Oh, brother.