Author Topic: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement... (Read 6142 times)

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #40 on:** June 05, 2013, 06:47:47 am »

Saddle up, bitch. I have the Army of the Thousand Emperors. They will eat your army.

ZPO4O · « **Reply #41 on:** June 05, 2013, 08:54:18 am »

but...if your army already ate, why would they want to eat more?

Plus, I dont know if feeding your army 'asses' is such a good idea. Might stunt them somehow in the long run.

Id propose just being nice and fattening his army up, so they become fat.

All along the side, buy out all airline companies, so you can charge double seats for each fat ass. Gouge him in his wallet.

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #42 on:** June 05, 2013, 02:49:47 pm »

Zeep, your advice, while helpful, implies that the ATE can't do the job without resorting to underhanded, Fabian tactics. To add insult, you don't offer to put any of your own blood on the line. So, why don't you just go fuck your hat and stay out of Leo's illegal incursion into the international territories of Antarctica?

Leo · « **Reply #43 on:** June 05, 2013, 03:55:33 pm »

Army of nobles who you expect to take orders from a pleb such as yourself? lol

And thank you for the idea, Zeep, I shall now starve GS into my hands.

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #44 on:** June 06, 2013, 08:39:06 am »

You've got me. I am starving for a witty opponent.

But not into your hands. God, not into your hands.

ZPO4O · « **Reply #45 on:** June 06, 2013, 09:12:01 am »

Im not the one waging war on leo, hence why I didnt offer any of my blood.

Plus, you dont want my blood anywhere near Leo. He reacts...unusual...around it...

Leo · « **Reply #46 on:** June 06, 2013, 03:31:51 pm »

Did I hear Zeep blood?

*buys all the prime rib and a new pair of overalls*

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #47 on:** June 07, 2013, 04:45:40 am »

Quote from: ZPO4O on June 06, 2013, 09:12:01 am

Im not the one waging war on leo, hence why I didnt offer any of my blood.

Plus, you dont want my blood anywhere near Leo. He reacts...unusual...around it...

Ok, so how about you keep your worthless advice and your wierdass cajun blood, and lend me indirect support? Pretend to be bleeding behind that huge tree in your yard, and when Leo goes for it, my penguins will flank him.

Why is it so hard to get the world to pay attention to my plight against the Leo the Unjust? Am I the only one who yearns for his ouster? Doesn't anyone else strive for his defenestration? Certainly I am no the only one who wants to (insert big word here) the savage Leo.

Leo · « **Reply #48 on:** June 07, 2013, 05:07:05 am »

Because you owe me money and the world knows it. I have even gotten the penguins to agree on allowing your extradition so that I can sue you.

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #49 on:** June 07, 2013, 06:18:56 am »

Quote from: Leo on June 07, 2013, 05:07:05 am

Because you owe me money and the world knows it. I have even gotten the penguins to agree on allowing your extradition so that I can sue you.

Everyone knows that Penguins are assholes. Do you really think I would trust them with my liberty? Hell, no.

Antarctica was only a staging post, and I am now on the moon. As I am its first citizen, I claim sovereignty, and will contest any landing with my huge army of powerful robots. Unless it is accompanied by women. Ha.

Leo · « **Reply #50 on:** June 07, 2013, 03:32:32 pm »

Sorry, the moon is owned by America, hence the flag we put on it when we staked our claim.

Since you are now in America, I have presented my suite to the judge and he has deemed that there will be a trail for both civil and criminal penalties. As such, you may not leave the country and any attempts to do so will result in bondage.

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #51 on:** June 08, 2013, 02:34:37 pm »

One of my robots ate your flag, and no one was there to stop him. That's the textbook definition of sovereignty. Without a monopoly on force, your courts hold no sway.

Also, my scientists, who are hot chicks, have discovered that the moon is indeed made of cheese. I have therefoe decreed that it is now enamed to "Grana Padano". Unfortunately, one of my asswipe robots forgot to bring the pasta, so I will have to extort the earth for some, under threat of orbital Grana Padano chunck bombardment.

Leo · « **Reply #52 on:** June 08, 2013, 02:45:08 pm »

I'm going to need photographic proof of our flag's removal if you wish for me to believe you.

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #53 on:** June 08, 2013, 02:48:06 pm »

As you can see, not a trace left anywhere:

http://d1jqu7g1y74ds1.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Full-Moon.jpg

So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...

Leo · « **Reply #54 on:** June 08, 2013, 02:49:31 pm »

Wrong side, moron.

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #55 on:** June 08, 2013, 02:52:28 pm »

No it isn't. But just to be thorough, it ain't here either:

Leo · « **Reply #56 on:** June 08, 2013, 02:54:43 pm »

Sorry, I'm looking for the dusk side. The one where the Cactaur mambos.

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #57 on:** June 08, 2013, 03:09:04 pm »

The dusk side keeps moving further every day. like the women in your life.

Leo · « **Reply #58 on:** June 08, 2013, 03:23:58 pm »

Can one move further than not here?

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #59 on:** June 08, 2013, 04:59:45 pm »

On a sphere, one can only move away so far before one gets closer.

That's why all the women you know are moving to the Grana Padano.

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