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Random lnsanity / Re: They see me rulin.... They hatin
« on: March 28, 2011, 09:22:17 am »
All kidding aside, if I were gay I would totally jump his bones.

2482
Random lnsanity / Re: Time to bomb Libya
« on: March 28, 2011, 03:49:50 am »
We should bomb Palestine and Israel too.  They are basically the same - neither side wants to give an inch, and each wants to be in control of the "Disney Land for the Religious" franchise. 

Remember that the land was originally Jewish, only if you follow the oldest historical text in the world, the Bible.  So, the Palestinians of today are paying the price for their ancestors' aggression, just as the Jews of tomorrow will pay for what is going on today.

Easy solution - nuke Jerusalem and laugh.  Shoot anyone who opposes the idea.  Let anyone who wants to leave, leave.  If only Solomon had a nuke...

2483
Random lnsanity / Re: Time to bomb Libya
« on: March 18, 2011, 08:18:43 am »
News Item: "  RAF Tornado and Typhoon fighters will start heading to the Mediterranean to join international operations to protect the Libyan people from Colonel Muammar Gaddafi's forces, David Cameron has said. "

Ok, let's see how the new hardware performs.  Unfortunately, the Libyans are backing down, and called a ceasefire.

That said, I firmly predict that they will continue their assault on Benghazi, and this will result in cruise missile launches and bombing runs.  The Libyans are smart enough to turn their radars off and not shoot at UN aircraft, but who owns the media owns the truth.  Who says we were not shot at?  We had to attack those sites in compliance with the UN resolution...

Why must this path be taken, despite the religious fruitcakes in Benghazi?  To divide and rule Libya's oil supply, and stave off the inevitable disorder when Ghadafi kicks the can soon anyway.

It is a great opportunity to test out the F-22, and Rafale, but I think the Tornado will steal the show because it will do the sand moving...

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Random lnsanity / Re: Would you have sex with the above users avatar?
« on: March 14, 2011, 01:59:13 pm »
lol.  Ok I'm done.  I shagged your bevy's asses.  They were looser than you would have thought.

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Random lnsanity / Re: Time to bomb Libya
« on: March 13, 2011, 04:31:40 pm »
Not anymore.

2486
Random lnsanity / Re: Would you have sex with the above users avatar?
« on: March 13, 2011, 05:50:22 am »
I would do her in the ass too.

2487
Random lnsanity / Re: Japan Earthquake
« on: March 13, 2011, 05:49:01 am »
In understand Gamera is on his way, rocket powered legs and all.

2488
Random lnsanity / Re: Time to bomb Libya
« on: March 13, 2011, 05:45:02 am »
She's right next to me if you want to talk to her.

2489
Random lnsanity / Re: Would you have sex with the above users avatar?
« on: March 10, 2011, 03:36:10 pm »
Hey are you the guy who broke my windshield?

I would do your whole bevy in a heartbeat.  But only in the ass.

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Random lnsanity / Re: Time to bomb Libya
« on: March 10, 2011, 03:08:12 pm »
We could always bomb them too.

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Random lnsanity / Re: Time to bomb Libya
« on: March 10, 2011, 02:34:27 pm »
Why not?

2492
Random lnsanity / Re: Time to bomb Libya
« on: March 10, 2011, 11:46:46 am »
Sseriously, I think we are going to bomb them!  This is awesome.  I am a fucking prophet.

2493
Random lnsanity / Re: Vending Machine *game*
« on: March 10, 2011, 11:43:34 am »
You get some spam.

*Inserts Coin*

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Random lnsanity / Re: Would you have sex with the above users avatar?
« on: March 10, 2011, 11:33:24 am »
I would shag the whole family in a boner-led charge.

2495
Random lnsanity / Re: Count to 1 million
« on: March 07, 2011, 04:49:55 am »
Well it is only fitting - I started some spammed, and got spammed to death.  I shall count to 10000 instead, though the goal is not as lofty...

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Random lnsanity / Re: Time to bomb Libya
« on: March 07, 2011, 04:48:20 am »
Here is a summary:
- Bombing Libya due to the unacceptable [INSERT PRETEXT HERE]. 
- Rulin' & Hatin'. 
- Testing out new hardware to hit more than just the baby's room.
- Making fresh Libyan burritos.
- Corpse disposal.
- and a penis sandwich (which I can only assume is connected to the abopve 2 points).

I think there was also something about my hot affair with writhing Margaret Thatcher (damn her brittle bones).

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Random lnsanity / Re: Time to bomb Libya
« on: March 05, 2011, 01:28:57 am »
umm.  Maybe we couls compromise here, and bomb Libya with burritos. 

Or send them the recipe - they probably have enough meat lying around these days.

Seriously I disgust myself.

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Random lnsanity / Re: Would you have sex with the above users avatar?
« on: March 03, 2011, 06:13:06 am »
I would totally love to fuck dragon skull.

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Random lnsanity / Re: Count to 1 million
« on: March 03, 2011, 04:39:31 am »
17

2500
Random lnsanity / Re: Time to bomb Libya
« on: March 03, 2011, 03:22:49 am »
Are you aroused by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan?

Hmm...  Margaret...  Parkinson's has some benefits in the sack, I suspect.

It is probably unrealistic to invade Libya, but to test out some of the new fighter bombers out there would be cool - F-22s, Rafales, Typhoons...etc.  And this time try to hit more than just the baby's room. :supaburn:

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