Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Cactuar Welcome Hall => Why you should join the RIA. (o_o) "Hashmeer say so, that's why!" <_<; Play nice, Hashmeer. => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on June 04, 2013, 09:21:26 am
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Seriously, it is the best reason to join this alliance. The rest of the members are, well, members. I'm interesting though, erudite, and clever in a way you would never expect to find in a place like this.
Also, if you join, Leo will blow you. Even if you are a girl. He's that good.
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All hail the mighty mollusc and his blowjob policy!
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Also, if you join, Leo will blow you. Even if you are a girl. He's that good.
Especially if you are a girl. Moreso if you're cute and even moreso if you humor my terrible puns.
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(this thread)
and yet, somehow, against all odds, the RIA was not subjected to a sudden deluge of female applications
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At least we didn't lose any like every other time I've ever made a post (yes, we have lost nearly 13k women since the RIA began).
Then again, it's tough to go down from 0.
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At least we didn't lose any like every other time I've ever made a post (yes, we have lost nearly 13k women since the RIA began).
Then again, it's tough to go down from 0.
From what I hear, you can go down from anywhere.
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Theoretically, that is true. However, my top scientists have been unable to procure me a women with which to test this hypothesis.
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Are they able to procure women for themselves? I'd start the troubleshooting there.
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That's what I have the scientists for. My top guy is the Indian from The Big Bang Theory. That show has bang in the title, so he must know what he's doing.
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His handle doesn't happen to be Gangs, does it?
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I just call him Little Penis so I assume it could technically be anyone from India.
But then again, anyone from India could be my head scientist and they'd still be better and cheaper than what I'd get from the US.
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So, I guess you are from India?
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No.
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Chile?
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<.<
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No?
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Let's start frok the middle. Earth?
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According to my birth certificate.
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According to my birth certificate.
That puts a lot of doubt to rest.
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At least I can run for President, Mr. Trump.
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Do you come from a native English-speaking country?
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You mean England?
No, I am not English if that's what you're trying to ask.
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Well, if you can run for President, I am guessing the US. And South Carolina is my first guess.
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What would bring you first to the Gamecock state? You're wrong, but your reasoning intrigues me.
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It was just a gut feel. And I am not wrong. You are from South Carolina, son.
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Nope. I think me and South Carolina could have made a decent pair, it is not the state of my birth.
Fun fact: The state of Leo's birth was plasma, he was born as plasma like the badass sun that he is.
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A Dixie man?
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That's vagueish, but if you're talking the state I think you're guessing, lucky guess mofo.
Wrong, but you're hitting close to home now. Stop before you do something regrettable.
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A Virginian then. Or at least a virgin.
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I did live in Virginia for a time. And I am a virgin.
But no, you are still wrong, my ugly friendbeast.
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Give me a hint. The first word in the name of your state preferably.
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Sober.
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Do you have to join a club to be served alcohol?
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Is that a rule somewhere?
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I flew through Utah once, and had to join as a member of the hotel bar in order to be served. It cost me 5$, and my first drink was free. The second drink also cost me 5$, but I didn't have to fill out all the fucking paperwork.
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Sounds like bs. I drink when I want to drink.
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In that case, Massachussetts.
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Fuck that state.
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Are you a Mormon?
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No? But I do enjoy the idea of having sex with multiple beautiful women.
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How about if they are related, and not that hot?
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If they're still cute, I'm interested. Otherwise, no.
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Ok, so Tennessee?
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So says my license.
But no.
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I hope you are not some John Deere cap wearing, gun rack equipped pick-up driving, Confederate flag bandana wearing, Jack Daniels belt-buckle toting, once a month showering, backwoods yokel from Alabama who summers in Pennsylvania and secretly loves Bon Jovi.
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What's wrong with having bottles of Jack hanging from your belt?
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What's wrong with having bottles of Jack hanging from your belt?
Not a lot. Never mind that one, southern man.
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(note to self: invent belt buckle with "handle hangers" to hold your liquor for when you're cheering at your favorite NASCAR event)
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(note to self: wait for Leo to invent a few more 'homegrown' inventions, then market them under the brand Bandana Republic. Target market is men who think their beards are not just pubic hair, but also a statement of how hairy they are. First test subject is Zeep.)
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(note to self: Bandana Beards, the name alone will sell them; alternate brand for the health conscious: Banana Beards)
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(note to self: Harness globalisation, and corner the available beard-growing supply in India and the Philippines. Use child labor. Make brown beards all the rage at NASCAR rallies in 2014)
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(note to self: a beer cheaper than natty light)
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(note to beer manufacturers: have a little fun and "accidentally" double the alcohol levels in beer for a month of production. Watch the results. You've earned it)
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(note to self: that's a damn good idea)
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(note to someone else: That was a lot more than double, fucktard.)