Author Topic: She loves me. . . (Read 5568 times)

Mr_Cynic · « **Reply #40 on:** August 05, 2009, 05:58:44 pm »

Quote from: Skulryk

CUT ALL TIES.

And remember: Pining is baaaaaad. I pined for a while over someone once. Gave myself an ulcer and lost nearly 30 lbs. Not to mention the mental issues associated from the depression that caused me to randomly lash out at others. It wasn't a good time. >_>

Then I forced myself to learn to hate the object of my desires, and took some Prevacid to heal the ulcer. I'm much happier and healthier as a result.

So remember: Don't trust a ho...

And I thought I was nuts/got too fixated on girls. Shit, you make me look almost normal.

Janquel · « **Reply #41 on:** August 05, 2009, 07:21:06 pm »

Only ulcer-inducing incident with a woman for me was when she was studying abroad in Europe, saw a group of mutual friends, and thought that it would be funny to do a "ha ha we all got drunk last night and she woke up naked next to one of them and ran out of the room crying." Worth noting that this female is not one who often drinks, and is definitely not promiscuous.

The ulcer wasn't from when I heard the story. It's from when she told me it was a lie a day after I gave her my initial reaction.

There's just some shit you don't joke about.

Thunder Strike · « **Reply #42 on:** August 05, 2009, 07:36:25 pm »

How many of you have had a girl pretend she was pregnant? Whether she pretends it is yours or someone elses.

I've had that happen twice from two different girls. Not fun.

Arsenal 10 · « **Reply #43 on:** August 05, 2009, 08:27:29 pm »

Quote from: Thunder Strike

How many of you have had a girl pretend she was pregnant? Whether she pretends it is yours or someone elses.

I've had that happen twice from two different girls. Not fun.

Really?

Thunder Strike · « **Reply #44 on:** August 05, 2009, 08:35:48 pm »

Quote from: Arsenal 10

Quote from: Thunder Strike
How many of you have had a girl pretend she was pregnant? Whether she pretends it is yours or someone elses.

I've had that happen twice from two different girls. Not fun.
Really?

You weren't supposed to see that. But yeah it happened.
Women are pure evil.

Janquel · « **Reply #45 on:** August 05, 2009, 08:40:48 pm »

I have, thankfully, never had that one. I can't imagine how that must have been.

Topical link

Mr_Cynic · « **Reply #46 on:** August 05, 2009, 08:49:46 pm »

I've been next to a guy when a girl did that... And it wasn't even his girlfriend. >_>

Divine_Light · « **Reply #47 on:** August 05, 2009, 08:52:00 pm »

I've cut off all contact.

Skulryk · « **Reply #48 on:** August 05, 2009, 08:55:11 pm »

I, thankfully, need never worry about that.

Though I DO enjoy wandering through public stores/boutiques with a female friend and loudly discussing how I "got her pregnant."

Usually it culminates with her shouting loudly "It's MY uterus and I'LL decide whether or not to keep it!!!" while she runs out of the store. OMFG the customer's reactions are priceless.

Though I suppose a similar scare for me was when a sexual partner I met and hooked up with at AB09 told me post-sex that they were HIV positive... I started friggin' crying. And they just laughed and informed me it was a joke. First and LAST time I go in without a rubber.

Janquel · « **Reply #49 on:** August 05, 2009, 08:56:38 pm »

Quote from: Divine_Light

I've cut off all contact.

It's going to be hard, particularly if you really liked her. And it doesn't have to be permanent, either - just give yourself some space until you're past the point that it's all that you're thinking about.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #50 on:** August 05, 2009, 11:05:01 pm »

Quote from: Skulryk

Though I suppose a similar scare for me was when a sexual partner I met and hooked up with at AB09 told me post-sex that they were HIV positive... I started friggin' crying. And they just laughed and informed me it was a joke. First and LAST time I go in without a rubber.

"oh it was a joke? EL OH EL! guess what I, I'm choking you until you die! OH WAIT JUST A JOKE! WHY ARENT YOU LAUGHING, WHERES UR SENSE OF HUMOR" -shaking lifeless body-

Jenne · « **Reply #51 on:** August 06, 2009, 08:19:52 am »

Quote from: Thunder Strike

How many of you have had a girl pretend she was pregnant? Whether she pretends it is yours or someone elses.

I've had that happen twice from two different girls. Not fun.

Had a couple real scares, but never had anyone fake it (at least as far as I know). I've bought many a test in my day. Fortunately, they have failed them all.

Divine_Light · « **Reply #52 on:** August 06, 2009, 11:37:42 am »

Quote from: Jenne

Quote from: Thunder Strike
How many of you have had a girl pretend she was pregnant? Whether she pretends it is yours or someone elses.

I've had that happen twice from two different girls. Not fun.
Had a couple real scares, but never had anyone fake it (at least as far as I know). I've bought many a test in my day. Fortunately, they have failed them all.

Act real happy, start choosing names, etc. Double bluff them.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #53 on:** August 06, 2009, 11:38:58 am »

start an argument about what religion the child should be. use celebrities and their religions as your supporting arguments.

Divine_Light · « **Reply #54 on:** August 06, 2009, 05:54:23 pm »

Bitch doesn't know what she's could've had. . .

Agent Lemon · « **Reply #55 on:** August 06, 2009, 05:59:41 pm »

What was that?

Divine_Light · « **Reply #56 on:** August 06, 2009, 06:10:14 pm »

Mr_Cynic · « **Reply #57 on:** August 06, 2009, 08:41:09 pm »

Quote from: Divine_Light

Bitch doesn't know what she's could've had. . .

Mkay, talking to yourself in a topic on RIARI... Kinda pathetic.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #58 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:26:10 pm »

Quote from: Mr_Supportive

Quote from: Divine_Light
Bitch doesn't know what she's could've had. . .

Mkay, talking to yourself in a topic on RIARI... Kinda pathetic.

live up to your name asshole.

Skulryk · « **Reply #59 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:47:35 pm »

Vagina-boob.

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