My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>

[.]

Most people dont like him unless they've spent a good bit of their lives living in the slums. He's like a super ghetto version of Dave Chappelle. He made a movie called American Hustle, that was pretty funny.

Otherwise I'm sure he's all over youtube. I cant get on since I'm at work and its blocked.

[—-]

I shall go YouTube him later. Have to do a whole bunch of fixing the house up before my friends come later. But Ghetto Chappelle, sounds kinda interesting.

Sucks that  YouTube is banned at your job. At mine, if you have internet on your phone, and as long as you keep an eye out on what boss is in at the moment, can do whatever you want.

[.]

Well... yeah.. if I had a phone capable of being on the internet I could be watching midget porn right now.

But seeing as I'm limited to using my work computer to do everything possible BUT work, I'm also limited to their web filters. Luckily I can get on netflix and a few games.

What do you do?

[—-]

I heart my phone. I don't love it right now, well, more like of AT&T got eaten by giant lobsters, drowned in a pit of molten lava, eaten by sharks and had a discovery channel special on it, wouldn't feel bad. Hate the service. Love the phone.

Webfilters suck muchly. I remember there was a few sites to get around them. Used them in middle school. And I'm a cashier at this grocery chain. Been there for three months, first job. What do you do?

[.]

I sit infront of a bunch of computers and monitor a few hundred agents activity in a call center. They take calls for samsung, and xbox, etc. I make sure they're doing their jobs.

It's pretty damn meh, but it pays well and I dont actually do that much. I'm trying to find a job in central or south america but its not easy, soon as I do I'm selling all my shit and moving.

[—-]

So like a high up guy? And oh no, why would you move? You love it there that much?

[.]

I'm a supervisor, dont get too attracted, it pays a shitty 5 figures a year lol

I wanna see as much of the world as I can before either I die or the world implodes in 2012, either way

[—-]

Hey. I only have four figures at the moment, whatever 600 a month pays. Which isn't much but I'm fine.


I get that. I want to too, see the world. But with friends. Don't like being by myself.

[.]

Save up for 3 months and you and a friend could go to Puerto Rico for a week. Assuming you dont pay bills or rent or child support to your 4 babys daddys or anything..

[Fake from State Jarm]

-quietly raises fence around topic to trap the unsuspecting lorvan-

-begins reinforcing with steel bars-

[—-]

Save up for 3 months and you and a friend could go to Puerto Rico for a week. Assuming you dont pay bills or rent or child support to your 4 babys daddys or anything..

Thankfully I have no kids, been careful with that. I have two over protective parents. So thinking appartment first, then travel.


*runs from llamavore's bars*

[Fake from State Jarm]

*begins summoning loren within empty loren cage*

loren

[Dontasemebro]

loren cage!!!

[Leo]

*jumps into cage*
LORLOR!

[Fake from State Jarm]

loren