Time to bomb Libya

[Buck Turgidson]

She's right next to me if you want to talk to her.

[Koorosheh Kabir]

She's right next to me if you want to talk to her.

Clever

[Rezin99]

is she hot? 

[Buck Turgidson]

Not anymore.

[Rezin99]

 

[Buck Turgidson]

News Item: "  RAF Tornado and Typhoon fighters will start heading to the Mediterranean to join international operations to protect the Libyan people from Colonel Muammar Gaddafi's forces, David Cameron has said. "

Ok, let's see how the new hardware performs.  Unfortunately, the Libyans are backing down, and called a ceasefire.

That said, I firmly predict that they will continue their assault on Benghazi, and this will result in cruise missile launches and bombing runs.  The Libyans are smart enough to turn their radars off and not shoot at UN aircraft, but who owns the media owns the truth.  Who says we were not shot at?  We had to attack those sites in compliance with the UN resolution...

Why must this path be taken, despite the religious fruitcakes in Benghazi?  To divide and rule Libya's oil supply, and stave off the inevitable disorder when Ghadafi kicks the can soon anyway.

It is a great opportunity to test out the F-22, and Rafale, but I think the Tornado will steal the show because it will do the sand moving...

[Bluestrike]

Palestine has a right to be pissed at Israel.

*World War Two Ends*

UK: We have a lot of crazy jews who barely survived.
France: I don't want them!
Russia: We'll kill them for you!
United States: Can't we just put them somewhere? We put the Japanese in Utah!

UK: GOT IT! We will just give them their ancient land of Canaan back! All we have to do is kick out the people that had been living their for millenia. It will work out fine, as I'm sure all the neighboring Arab countries will accept these new immigrants with open arms.
United States: Great Idea!

WRONG.

[Cashflow]

This is why Barack Obama is bombing Libya.

Gaddafi removed all his money held in Swiss banks and asked the United Nations to vote to abolish Switzerland as a sovereign nation.

Gaddafi wants Palestine and Israel to merge into 1 state.

[Buck Turgidson]

We should bomb Palestine and Israel too.  They are basically the same - neither side wants to give an inch, and each wants to be in control of the "Disney Land for the Religious" franchise. 

Remember that the land was originally Jewish, only if you follow the oldest historical text in the world, the Bible.  So, the Palestinians of today are paying the price for their ancestors' aggression, just as the Jews of tomorrow will pay for what is going on today.

Easy solution - nuke Jerusalem and laugh.  Shoot anyone who opposes the idea.  Let anyone who wants to leave, leave.  If only Solomon had a nuke...