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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #40 on: June 07, 2012, 02:14:11 am »
You'll have no doubt when you see the pile of garbage.

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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #41 on: June 07, 2012, 03:15:09 am »
Everyone should be allowed to vote.  The moment you start saying one person can't, then some other special interest group will want someone else to not be allowed.  Given the levels of incarceration in the US, you are talking about a potentially large segment of the toniculation, felon or otherwise, who are at risk of losing a basic right.

The US started the vote with only while men with something like 250 acres of land, and it took 200 years to let women and blacks have the same right.

I think children and illegal immigrants should be allowed to vote for whatever government will rule them in the land they live in.

Grilledslug, illegal Immigrants voting is just plain retarded.  What's to stop people from coming to the US and voting just to influence our elections?  Better yet, whats to stop someone from either importing people to support them?  Not to mention how much easier it would be to be fraudulent in an election.


Besides, the number of people who have committed felons is very small relative to the voting population.  But just like we don't give them the right to bear arms (felons can't own weapons), we also strip them of their right to vote.  Now, maybe we should have some sort of forgiveness program to give it back eventually, but as far as I'm concerned, if someone commits a felony, they are showing a complete disregard for the safety of others, and disrespect for the law, and should not be allowed to vote.  Simple as that.  NO EXCEPTIONS.  Now, if your wrongfully convicted, you should not only get your voting and firearms rights back, but some restitution.
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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #42 on: June 07, 2012, 06:38:32 am »
Well Apo, either you skew the results because too many people can vote, or you skew it because too many are disenfrachised.

In an era of globalisation, I think other countries should also have a say on what governments countries choose.  For example, I would vote out Assad.

Can you imagine how powerful democracy would be if this were the case (not saying they get an equal vote, just some sort of representation).

The world's first democracy, Athens, started will only 300 people having the vote.  Then 3000, then they extended it to all.  Then they started to roll it back.  Now look at them.

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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2012, 07:11:37 am »
Let's do an experiment.  Let's let our allies vote in our next election.  If that goes well, then we'll open it up to other diplomats.  After that, we allow our allies members to run for gov.  After that we probably won't have much say in how our gov is run, so we'll have to see how they want us to do it. 

... Now, maybe we should have some sort of forgiveness program to give it back eventually
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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #44 on: June 07, 2012, 12:24:38 pm »
Everyone should be allowed to vote.  The moment you start saying one person can't, then some other special interest group will want someone else to not be allowed.  Given the levels of incarceration in the US, you are talking about a potentially large segment of the toniculation, felon or otherwise, who are at risk of losing a basic right.

The US started the vote with only while men with something like 250 acres of land, and it took 200 years to let women and blacks have the same right.

I think children and illegal immigrants should be allowed to vote for whatever government will rule them in the land they live in.

Grilledslug, illegal Immigrants voting is just plain retarded.  What's to stop people from coming to the US and voting just to influence our elections?  Better yet, whats to stop someone from either importing people to support them?  Not to mention how much easier it would be to be fraudulent in an election.


Besides, the number of people who have committed felons is very small relative to the voting toniculation.  But just like we don't give them the right to bear arms (felons can't own weapons), we also strip them of their right to vote.  Now, maybe we should have some sort of forgiveness program to give it back eventually, but as far as I'm concerned, if someone commits a felony, they are showing a complete disregard for the safety of others, and disrespect for the law, and should not be allowed to vote.  Simple as that.  NO EXCEPTIONS.  Now, if your wrongfully convicted, you should not only get your voting and firearms rights back, but some restitution.


Why stop there?

Let's take away the right to vote from people who commit misdemeanors.

Or hell

Take them away from liberals since they show a complete disregard for this country anyway

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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #45 on: June 07, 2012, 12:40:23 pm »
I think animals should be allowed to vote, too.

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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #46 on: June 14, 2012, 07:31:17 am »
Here is another reason Florida is awful:  It eats cool hardware.

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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #47 on: June 16, 2012, 03:05:11 pm »
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But for the crime of firing two gunshots into the ground to scare off some teenagers, he is serving 20 years in prison.

Thompson is nearly blind, diabetic and has had multiple heart surgeries. In the past few years since he was in prison, he has had surgery on his prostate and to remove tumors from his face.

Two years ago, the judge who reviewed the 20-year term required by Florida's mandatory minimum law called it "a crime in itself." He sentenced Thompson to three years instead of 20.

But that was overturned on appeal by the office of 4th Circuit State Attorney Angela Corey, the prosecutor in the case of George Zimmerman — the accused shooter of Sanford teen Trayvon Martin.

Now, in a motion that cites both mandatory sentences and Florida's "stand your ground" law, Thompson has filed for a new trial, claiming his first one was not fair and that his trial attorney's performance was ineffective.



"I think (the sentence) far exceeds anything that would be reasonable. That's the problem we have with minimum mandatory sentences — they sound good on paper or on the campaign trail, but they don't always work so well when applied to individual cases," said his appeal attorney, Steven Whittington. "I don't think too many people would think with what happened here, even though he technically violated the law, that a reasonable sentence is 20 years — especially when we are going to be paying for this, including some really high medical costs that he has already incurred."

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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #48 on: June 16, 2012, 04:13:43 pm »
Basically if he had shot and killed the kid he would have been ok, but because he only scared him off he's going to prison
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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #49 on: June 16, 2012, 08:14:15 pm »
I think stand your ground applies to people who are being physically threatened, not just people who are seeing someone having an argument. so no, if he had shot the kids it would not have been ok.

but yeah 20 years is way too much.


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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #50 on: June 16, 2012, 11:28:35 pm »
You could always try to claim that you thought the argument was escalating and that you had reason to believe that the kid was about to attack you.
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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #51 on: June 17, 2012, 08:01:11 am »
Especially if you made sure the shot was lethal.  Than shot the grandmother too.  No witnesses.

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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #52 on: June 18, 2012, 11:29:54 am »
You could always try to claim that you thought the argument was escalating and that you had reason to believe that the kid was about to attack you.

In Virginia, if an intruder breaks into your house and you honestly believe your life is in danger and you shoot them in the leg on purpose you will be arrested.

This is because not shooting to kill implies you didn't really believe you were in danger at all.

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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #53 on: June 18, 2012, 01:05:03 pm »
You could always try to claim that you thought the argument was escalating and that you had reason to believe that the kid was about to attack you.

In Virginia, if an intruder breaks into your house and you honestly believe your life is in danger and you shoot them in the leg on purpose you will be arrested.

This is because not shooting to kill implies you didn't really believe you were in danger at all.

doesn't this belong in the virginia thread


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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #54 on: June 18, 2012, 04:34:08 pm »
Couldn't you just say you were a lousy shot, or would you have to verify the kill?

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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #55 on: July 05, 2012, 10:23:35 am »
Florida lifeguard fired for rescuing drowning man

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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #56 on: July 05, 2012, 03:17:49 pm »


this doesn't make sense. Alderaan is peaceful. They have no weapons.

would make more sense if the death star was florida. or maybe a flying florida shaped imperial battle cruiser.


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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #57 on: July 06, 2012, 01:57:14 am »
But what about all the golf courses full of seniors?

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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #58 on: July 06, 2012, 12:37:12 pm »
Male Police Captain Forces 15 Year Old Female To Strip So He Can Inspect Her Vagina To Find Out If She Was Having Sex

Male Police Captain Forces 15 Year Old Female To Strip So He Can Inspect Her Vagina To Find Out If She Was Having Sex

Male Police Captain Forces 15 Year Old Female To Strip So He Can Inspect Her Vagina To Find Out If She Was Having Sex

Male Police Captain Forces 15 Year Old Female To Strip So He Can Inspect Her Vagina To Find Out If She Was Having Sex

Male Police Captain Forces 15 Year Old Female To Strip So He Can Inspect Her Vagina To Find Out If She Was Having Sex

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A South Florida police officer inspected more than driver's licenses when he approached a teen couple sitting in the back of their car.

Juan De Los Rios, Miramar police captain and a 28-year police veteran, was arrested Friday on two counts of lewd and lascivious conduct after he allegedly required a 15-year-old girl to take her pants off so that he could use a flashlight to inspect whether she had sex with the 19-year-old also in the car.

The incident happened on January 18 in the parking lot of a Miramar industrial park, according to the arrest warrant.

The underage victim told police that an officer, whom she later identified as De Los Rios, approached the vehicle and asked what they were doing there.

"Well, are you having sex?" the officer asked as he leaned against the car window. The victim and witness both said "No, no, no, Officer, no," but De Los Rios told them he needed to check.

Here's the reported exchange as noted on the arrest report:

"Check what?" the victim said.

"I need to see inside."

"Inside what?"

The officer indicated between her legs and said "I need you to pull your pants down. I need you to take it all the way off," referencing her underwear. "I need you to open it," the officer said before using his flashlight to examine the victim's genitals. "No anal sex? No sex in general?," the officer continued.

"No, no."

Explaining that he needed to check for bruising, the officer then examined the victim's breasts before telling the teens, "Alright. Go home."

The victim eventually told family members about the encounter, and went to police and identified De Los Rios who has been on administrative leave since the complaint was filed in January.

After a warrant for his arrest was issued Friday, De Los Rios turned himself in.

Hours later, he posted the $30,000 bond and was released from Broward County Jail.

If convicted, the police captain faces 15 years in prison and up to a $10,000 fine.

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Re: ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is
« Reply #59 on: July 06, 2012, 06:25:50 pm »
They gave him free burritos for doing that? Damn, Florida is weird.
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