ITT, I record how fucking awful Florida is

[Buck Turgidson]

Thank you for making my point.

[Jenne]

Precisely why i want nothing to do with that sick fuck you call god.

[Buck Turgidson]

Precisely why i want nothing to do with that sick fuck you call god.

Jenne, you should really clean the wax out of your ears. 

Zimmerman is obviously a meesenger of the big 'L' Lord, and anyone with information on his plans is worth listening to. 

And in this age where it is so hard to get media attention, He has chosen to have one of his faithful shoot a i fail at life as His divine PR stunt.  He hath the Authority to shoot a minority.

*The use of the word 'i fail at life' here is meant to call attention to the crime, and not to offend any actual i fail at lifes, or get Cashflow started on one of his bible thumping, prescription drink inspired, racist masturbationals*

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Same shit, different day

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/ronald-brown-puppeteer-rape-kill-eat-children_n_1698949.html?ref=topbar&utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Puppeteer, Planned To Rape, Kill, Eat Children

[Shadow]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/07/26/florida-man-kills-door-to-door-salesman-i%E2%80%99ll-kill-anybody-that-steps-on-my-property/

Florida man kills door-to-door salesman: I’ll kill anybody that steps on my property

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Man feels inconvenienced after being arrested for "only shooting a nigger"

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/07/31/florida-man-charged-with-hate-crime-says-he-only-shot-a-ngger/

Authorities in Port St. Joe, Florida say a man charged with a hate crime felt inconvenienced by his arrest because he had “only shot a n*gger.”

Walton Henry Butler, 59, was arrested by Gulf County Sheriff’s deputies on Monday night for shooting 32-year-old Everett Gant, who is black, in the head with a .22 caliber rifle.

According to a charging affidavit obtained by The Star, Butler had referred to Pamela Rogers’ child and other children at his apartment complex with racial slurs.

Gant was shot between the eyes when he went to Butler’s apartment to confront him over the remarks, the documents said. Butler allegedly closed his sliding glass door and left Gant bleeding on ground outside.

The suspect contacted 911 and had finished his dinner before Gulf County Sheriff Joe Nugent arrived.

Nugent recalled that Butler appeared “inconvenienced” by the arrest, saying that “he had only shot a n*gger.”

“He was brought to the investigation unit where he was interviewed and basically admitted to shooting the victim and said he shot a, used a racial slur, and said that is what he shot and acted like it was not like a big deal or anything to him,” Nugent told WJHG.

Butler was charged with attempted murder with a hate crime enhancement. He was being held in the Gulf County Jail after an appearance in court on Tuesday morning.

Gant was in stable condition at Bay Medical Center and is expected to survive.

[Pterrydactyl]

Srsly Florida.... SRSLY?

[Buck Turgidson]

That is pretty bad, but it does have a certain wit to it, assuming you can put aside any human feelings.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Florida Woman Beheads Kids' Pet Rabbit in Front of Them

Bay County Sheriff's investigators claim Sandlin did it because she was bored and wanted to see the rabbit's innards. Sandlin was high on meth at the time.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/09/florida_woman_beheads_kids_pet.php

[Ogaden]

More!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-40-most-insane-things-that-happened-in-florida

[Fake from State Jarm]

all this time I thought the thread title said "I record how fucking awesome florida is"

also, rabbit beheading is an ancient and sacred part of our culture, bigots

* llamavore reaches into hate-satchel and pelts OP with fresh rabbit heads

leaving the ears on helps straighten the trajectory

[Buck Turgidson]

also, rabbit beheading is an ancient and sacred part of our culture, bigots

We can't all afford the meth lifestyle, you elitist SOB.  You need cash monies for that culture.  You know, for the meth.  The medical expenses.  The bail.

[wolfbain]

http://www.ocala.com/article/20121212/ARTICLES/121219896?tc=ar

i want to know how she didnt notice it was missing UNTIL she tried to drive on it.

plus the neighbors not thinking 2 guys ripping up the driveway was suspicious.