Author Topic: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement... (Read 6138 times)

ZPO4O · « **Reply #20 on:** May 30, 2013, 01:36:43 pm »

I would only accept land as payment for anything.
...I wish that was an option.

Leo · « **Reply #21 on:** May 30, 2013, 01:48:48 pm »

You know what is an option? Standing up, taking ALL the land, and laughing in admins face.

Well, at least it's an option for someone who grew a pair during puberty.

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #22 on:** May 31, 2013, 01:33:18 am »

Just how, pray tell, does one just take all the land from the admin? Se has special powers you know. Admin powers.

Leo · « **Reply #23 on:** May 31, 2013, 03:23:28 am »

By being a man. By doing that which has been deemed impossible. By letting no one tell you what you can or can not do.

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #24 on:** May 31, 2013, 04:59:25 am »

Is this what you tell yourself when you try to meet girls?

Leo · « **Reply #25 on:** May 31, 2013, 02:38:12 pm »

I haven't gotten to the "try to meet" part yet....

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #26 on:** May 31, 2013, 02:50:08 pm »

Ok I will walk you though the process, step by step:

1) let go of your penis.

Leo · « **Reply #27 on:** May 31, 2013, 03:52:26 pm »

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #28 on:** June 01, 2013, 03:28:04 pm »

Well that ends my 100% guaranteed method for meeting chicks in 2 easy steps.

Leo · « **Reply #29 on:** June 01, 2013, 03:33:25 pm »

Seems it wasn't very guaranteed, then.

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #30 on:** June 02, 2013, 11:52:51 am »

The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

The real trick is in not charging anything in the first place. That way I don't have to give anything back in case of a claim like yours. My whole business model is built on this. I was going to IPO 6 months ago, but Facebook played interference.

Leo · « **Reply #31 on:** June 02, 2013, 12:12:02 pm »

I can still sue you for damages, however.

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #32 on:** June 02, 2013, 02:25:45 pm »

Not really, I am headquartered in the Cayman Islands for just that eventuality.

Maybe you could save yourself all the angst and just let go of your dick. I am sure your dick would be grateful.

Leo · « **Reply #33 on:** June 02, 2013, 02:47:44 pm »

As an American citizen, I'll just accuse you of a serious tax crime and we'll just extradite you back here so I can sue you.

And no. Fuck you for that terrible idea.

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #34 on:** June 03, 2013, 02:17:39 am »

You can't extradite me. I have Antarctican citizenship, bitch.

Obviously there is a market for "10 easy steps to letting go of your penis, from time to time".

Leo · « **Reply #35 on:** June 03, 2013, 04:20:04 am »

Well, depends on what part of Antarctica you are from. Chile claims part of it, and as a Chilean, I will just have you extradited there where you will even have less of a chance.

And your book sounds worse than Twilight and 50 Shades of Gray combined which is why I'm sure women loved reading it.

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #36 on:** June 04, 2013, 03:05:35 am »

Yeah, women with dicks love my books. That's why I recommended that you read it.

As a true Antarctican, I dispute Chile's claim. No extradition will be possible. If you capture me, my passage through your courts will be governed by the Geneva Convention. Boiy.

Leo · « **Reply #37 on:** June 04, 2013, 04:43:13 am »

No one gives a shit whether you want to or not, you will be extradited. We'll accuse you of war crimes and get you that way. Worked for Bush and it will work for me.

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #38 on:** June 04, 2013, 06:47:20 am »

You and what army?

Leo · « **Reply #39 on:** June 04, 2013, 04:30:25 pm »

The Army of the Supreme Sides of the Eastern Saddles (ASSES) is all I will need to win this battle.

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