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Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on June 26, 2007, 02:16:16 am
Quote
<WildHAWK[ASC]> ...
<WildHAWK[ASC]> r u a guy vintus?
<Vintus[RIA]> no
<WildHAWK[ASC]> oh
<WildHAWK[ASC]> k
<Kaiser[RIA]> I dont go to RI
<Vintus[RIA]> I see
<Kaiser[RIA]> Your a girl?

http://cybernations.rialliance.net/index.php?showtopic=13 (http://cybernations.rialliance.net/index.php?showtopic=13)

Post your own crap (er, gems) that you find while talking on #RIA and post it here.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Kaiser on June 26, 2007, 02:19:39 am
That wasn't that funny...
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on June 26, 2007, 02:22:00 am
Quote from: Kaiser
That wasn't that funny...

You're only saying that because you're a victim.

I had to start somewhere.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on June 26, 2007, 02:22:38 am
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(11:30:54 PM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Can I keep kicking ass?
(11:31:00 PM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Yes, or not?
(11:31:13 PM) Moth[RIA]: You shouldn't. TPE surrendered.
(11:31:16 PM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Oh.
(11:31:18 PM) Hyperonic[RIA]: >_>
(11:31:21 PM) Hyperonic[RIA]: So, we won?
(11:31:24 PM) Hyperonic[RIA]: FUCK YES!
(11:31:24 PM) Moth[RIA]: I think so.
(11:31:30 PM) zombie2000[RIA]: XD
(11:31:39 PM) zombie2000[RIA]: Kenny, we're awesome
(11:31:53 PM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Me and Zombie made an alliance surrender by ourselves!
(11:31:55 PM) zombie2000[RIA]: We anarchied one nation to win a war
(11:31:56 PM) Hyperonic[RIA]: WE FUCKING ROCK
(11:31:57 PM) Hyperonic[RIA]: ^_^
(11:32:00 PM) zombie2000[RIA]: <3
(11:32:05 PM) Hyperonic[RIA]: HIGH FIVE ZOMBIE!
(11:32:08 PM) ***Hyperonic[RIA] holds hand out.
(11:32:15 PM) ***zombie2000[RIA] hive fives
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Chaos Poet on June 26, 2007, 02:24:48 am
(3:16:05 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: I can't put the word "nigger" on my site because I'd be called a racist for some reason.
(3:16:06 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: *shrugs*
(3:16:08 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: lol black people
(3:16:11 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: You farking NIGGER!
(3:16:18 AM) ***Hyperonic[RIA] points at Chaos
(3:16:20 AM) Vintus[RIA]: http://cybernations.rialliance.net/index.php?showtopic=2581 (http://cybernations.rialliance.net/index.php?showtopic=2581)
(3:16:20 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: HES A NIGGER!
(3:16:24 AM) Vintus[RIA]: ..............
(3:16:27 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: A NIGGER!
(3:16:29 AM) chaospoet[RIA]: DYKE!
(3:16:30 AM) Vintus[RIA]: .......................
(3:16:39 AM) chaospoet[RIA]: * points at kennth
(3:16:39 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Fifty years ago we'd have you tied up with a fork in your ass!
(3:16:49 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Chaos = Black
(3:16:51 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: So, it's cool.
(3:16:54 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: <_<
(3:16:59 AM) chaospoet[RIA]: and a Jew
(3:17:01 AM) chaospoet[RIA]: sorta
(3:17:03 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Yup.
(3:17:11 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: BTW.
(3:17:17 AM) Vintus[RIA]: I'm so Jewish my friends throw pennies to watch me chase after them.
(3:17:18 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Because you keep bringing up my exgirlfriend...
(3:17:31 AM) Hyperonic[RIA] has changed the topic to: Chaos Poet = Panda
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Chaos Poet on June 26, 2007, 02:39:35 am
(3:06:19 AM) chaospoet[RIA]: I thought Azural was a girl as well as Lakia
(3:06:25 AM) chaospoet[RIA]: *lakai
(3:06:28 AM) WildHAWK[ASC]: ...
(3:06:40 AM) WildHAWK[ASC]: i though Vintus was a girl
(3:06:41 AM) Vintus[RIA]: Azural's a manly man though
(3:07:20 AM) chaospoet[RIA]: ...manley...hes the admin of a board inhabited by mostly 14 year olds.
(3:07:35 AM) WildHAWK[ASC]: lawlz
(3:07:53 AM) chaospoet[RIA]: and also Hyper is gay well bi
(3:08:07 AM) WildHAWK[ASC]: kk
(3:08:08 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Look at me. I'm farking 19 and you faggots are practically running my online life.
(3:08:10 AM) WildHAWK[ASC]: dis is too much
(3:08:14 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: ...
(3:08:14 AM) WildHAWK[ASC]: bai
(3:08:15 AM) WildHAWK[ASC] left the room.
(3:08:16 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: I'm not bi.
(3:08:23 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Wait a minute.
(3:08:27 AM) chaospoet[RIA]: dont deny our love...!!!
(3:08:28 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: chaospoet said that.
(3:08:31 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: He's a joke account.
(3:08:35 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: JOKE
(3:08:37 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: ACCOUNT
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on June 26, 2007, 11:15:31 am
Ok, they're kinda old, from when I just got back to ONOS from here..

Also, they were posted on my friends forum, just copied 'em
In a Private Message between Big Z and Loren (Then relayed to Mesa):
        <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:23] [INFO] Query view for “Loren[ONOS]” opened.
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:23] === Loren[ONOS] <JavaGuest0@pool-141-155-155-126.ny5030.east.verizon.net> “EsperNet Java User”
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:23] === Loren[ONOS]: member of @#threesomes, @#KOL_STICK, +#ria, and +#onos
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:23] === Loren[ONOS]: attached to dream.esper.net “Just a dream”
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:23] === Loren[ONOS] has identified for this nick
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:23] <Big_Z[CNC]> lol
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:24] <Big_Z[CNC]> #threesomes loren?
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:24] <Loren[ONOS]> xD
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:24] <Big_Z[CNC]> o_O
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:24] <Loren[ONOS]> RIA asked me xD
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:24] <Loren[ONOS]> ^
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:24] <Loren[ONOS]> Its SO not like that
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:25] <Big_Z[CNC]> uhh, that's what it seems
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:25] <Big_Z[CNC]> you say threesome and everyone will think about the sexual meaning
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:25] <Loren[ONOS]> o___o
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:25] <Loren[ONOS]> Lmao.
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:25] <Loren[ONOS]> It was their idea, theres nothing in there
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:27] <Big_Z[CNC]> sureee
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:27] <Big_Z[CNC]> cybering eh loren?
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:27] <Loren[ONOS]> Nooo.
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:27] <Loren[ONOS]> LMAO
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:27] <Loren[ONOS]> No no no
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:27] <Loren[ONOS]> Im just idle in ther
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:27] <Loren[ONOS]> *there
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:27] <Big_Z[CNC]> f'shame loren
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:27] <Big_Z[CNC]> ah, tired >_>
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:27] <Big_Z[CNC]> tsk tsk
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:27] <Loren[ONOS]> XD!!!
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:28] <Loren[ONOS]> Oh snap. Ok. It /really/ looks bad when I think about it
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:28] <Big_Z[CNC]> you just noticed?
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:28] * Big_Z[CNC] is SSing this to tease you with forever XD
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:29] <Loren[ONOS]> XD Nooo
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:29] <Loren[ONOS]> Thats so not fair
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:29] <Big_Z[CNC]> lol!
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:29] <Big_Z[CNC]> you went into #threesomes
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:29] <Loren[ONOS]> Bah.
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:30] <Loren[ONOS]> I just followed #RIA lol.
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:31] <Big_Z[CNC]>
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:31] <Big_Z[CNC]> digging a deeper hole here loren
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:31] <Big_Z[CNC]> all of #RIA too?
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:31] <Big_Z[CNC]> f'shame
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:31] <Big_Z[CNC]>
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:31] <Loren[ONOS]> LOL!!!
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:32] <Loren[ONOS]> Come on now, I stil hang with RIA on IRC
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:32] <Big_Z[CNC]> lol, did you not get what you just said inferred?
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:32] <Big_Z[CNC]> you followed all of RIA into #threesomes
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:33] <Loren[ONOS]> Oh snap. LOL. I think I'll just shut up now
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:33] <Big_Z[CNC]> lol
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:33] * Big_Z[CNC] is so lucky he's loggin
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:33] <Big_Z[CNC]> logging'
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:35] <Loren[ONOS]> EVIL!
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:36] <Loren[ONOS]> Evil evil. Gerr. I sooo am never talking to you again
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:36] <Big_Z[CNC]> lolk
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:36] <Big_Z[CNC]> lol'
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:36] <Big_Z[CNC]> you said everything yourself
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:37] <Loren[ONOS]> -shunning-
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:39] <Big_Z[CNC]>
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:40] <Loren[ONOS]> Well hey, you got that all saved, all I have left is a shun XD
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:40] <Loren[ONOS]> Bah!!
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:40] <Loren[ONOS]> Forgot.. -isnt talking-
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:53] <Big_Z[CNC]> i'm sowwy loren
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:54] <Loren[ONOS]> Its alright, Im jk
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on June 26, 2007, 11:16:38 am
And then, in #KoL_Stick:
<Mesa>   So uh.. Lore, been in any intresting channels today?
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Just send the last
   <Ppaps>   Haha
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Meh
   <Mesa>   just got it
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Onos/ria/here/none/cnc's
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Thats about it
   <Mesa>   really?
   <Mesa>   that's it?
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Thats it
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Well
   <Loren[ONOS]>   So far
   <Mesa>   Really?
   <Loren[ONOS]>   I go there every day
   <Loren[ONOS]>   I go to others sometimes lol
   * Big_Z[CNC]   whistles and copy pastes
   <Mesa>   Any today?
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:29] <Big_Z[CNC]> you went into #threesomes
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:29] <Loren[ONOS]> Bah.
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   [17:30] <Loren[ONOS]> I just followed #RIA lol.
   <Ppaps>   lol
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   ooops
   <Mesa>   
   * Big_Z[CNC]   sports an innocent look
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   accident, I swear XD
   <Mesa>   XD
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Damn you
   <Mesa>   XD
   <Loren[ONOS]>   And your copy pasta XD
   <Mesa>   pasta?
   <Mesa>   
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Copy/paste
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Pasta sounds better ^^
   <Mesa>   lol
   <Mesa>   So... you followed RIA and got involved in #Threesome eh?
   <Mesa>   =P
   <Loren[ONOS]>   LOL!
   <Loren[ONOS]>   No no no
   <Loren[ONOS]>   I got bored
   <Mesa>   LMFAO
   <Loren[ONOS]>   So just followed, got op too XD
   <Mesa>   That sounds even worse
   <Loren[ONOS]>   NO!!
   <Loren[ONOS]>   OMG LOL
   <Mesa>   XD
   <Loren[ONOS]>   No no, NOT LIKE THAT
   <Mesa>   Lore got 'bored' so she went to #threesome XD
   <Loren[ONOS]>   LOL!!!
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Nooo! XD
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Wasnt that bored
   <Mesa>   
   <Mesa>   LMAO
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Like I said, I just went there, didnt do anything XD
   <Mesa>   XD
   <Mesa>   You just sat there and they did all the work =P
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   
   <Loren[ONOS]>   LOL!!!!Q!
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Omg
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Q?
   <Loren[ONOS]>   XD!!
   <Mesa>   XD
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   Loren[ONOS]: I didn't know you were that type of a girl
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   f'shame
   <Mesa>   lol
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Lmao
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Nooo
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Im not, serously
   <Mesa>   Lol
   <Mesa>   sure -.-
   <Loren[ONOS]>   XD
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Not helping my case here lol
   <Big_Z[CNC]>   lol
   <Mesa>   lol
   <Mesa>   No, not really
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Your the only one who knew me before XD
   <Loren[ONOS]>   I wasnt /as/ bad lol
   <Mesa>   I totally misread that o.o
   <Loren[ONOS]>   Oh
   <Loren[ONOS]>   I can only imagine
   <Mesa>   I thought you said "I want /ass/ bad" XD
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: zblewski on June 29, 2007, 01:20:58 am
On msn to Ananegg, with Jukers in the back, us spamming the co-leader announcement with gay.

Quote
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
i poste'd
John says:
jukers says your grammar be's atrocious
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
Now I have to speak pig latin.
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
I on't-ay Ucking-fay are-cay
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
l-ay o-ay l-ay
John says:
you made jukers cry
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
with mah grammars
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
?
John says:
wit yo grammer
John says:
we are making an english major's head ASPLODE
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
?grammar it be can poor.
John says:
rofl
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
(>_<)}
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
itchy
John says:
lolz
John says:
Dudez, I'm going home soon
John says:
to find my church falling apart
John says:
Fr. Rich is like, totally running it into the ground
John says:
dumb polock
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
.
John says:
yeah
John says:
Remember my Smexy Polish Brother, only we poles can call someone a dumb polock
John says:
aslo, only we can prevent forest fires
John says:
You and me
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
O RLY?
John says:
YA, RLY
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
NO WAI
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
etc.
John says:
YES WAI
John says:
and so on
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
can i ask you something, you being the culinary genious
John says:
go ahead, and you spelled genious wrong
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
when I turn 18, I am going out and buying one bottle of Niagara Ice Wine
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
what is the best food to compliment it?
John says:
/i don't know how to spell it right either, but you spelled it wrong
John says:
OOOO ICE WINE
John says:
OH YEAH
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
so?
John says:
That's some good stuff
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
what is the best food to compliment it?

John says:
GOt, me, never took that class
John says:
Google?
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
ok
John says:
yeah sorry bro
John says:
Judy says ask Rachel
John says:
Ray
John says:
I say( pardon my french) fark that bitch
John says:
Ask someone cool
John says:
Like the guy from good eats
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
lol, reply to your reply
John says:
reply to your reply to my reply
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
replied
John says:
replied to your reply to my reply to your reply
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
reply
John says:
repiled
John says:
Judy says we are dorks
John says:
Excause me, "Big DOrks"
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
DOrks?
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
BIG DOrks?
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
reapplied
John says:
Yes, that is exactly how she said it
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
She can't be from Vegas
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
california, maybe
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
DOrks
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
extra emphasis
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
on DO
John says:
She says the cali thing is an insult
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
XD
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
at least it's not Texas
John says:
"We say DO alot and whatever, I'm from the southwest side of vegas"
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
ecks dee
John says:
lol
John says:
OMGWTFBBQ
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
REPLY
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
EEBJUS
John says:
lol
John says:
replied
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
replied
John says:
same
John says:
replied
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
done
John says:
replied
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
lies
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
NO INTERCOURSE
John says:
replied
John says:
and new topic
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
same
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
you spelled alliance wrong.
John says:
Well fix it mr mod
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
u be mod soon
John says:
I can't till the 1st
John says:
u talk like cavemen
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
penis
John says:
now go buy GEICO
John says:
Vagina
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
John
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
I love you.
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
WITH MY FIST!
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
*bam*
John says:
ABUSE!!!!
John says:
I love you too man.
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
oh lawd.
John says:
WITH MY FOOT!!!
John says:
*kicks you in the nuts*
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
ECH!! JUKERRRZZZ!!! QUICK!!! Freeze...my sperm... let my offspring...survive before my nuts die.
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
*expires*
John says:
She's laughing so hard I think she's going to pass out
John says:
which means I can take advantage of her
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
bye loverz!
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
<3
John says:
wait, read my reply
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
SO quoted.
John says:
lol
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
k now, go and do your advantage-taking
John says:
lol
John says:
RAPING TIME
John says:
Judy says thanks for the love
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
lol
John says:
and she'll hold on to your sperm and raise your childern
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
make sure her bags don't sag southward to Mexico
\(^o^)/   Bleskie says:
my children depend on the milk
John says:
roflmao
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Kaiser on June 29, 2007, 01:26:10 am
Actually Ananegg gets to be a admin not a mod... Just saying.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: King Without A Crown on June 29, 2007, 01:27:07 am
wtf...that doesnt even get a XD
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: King Without A Crown on June 29, 2007, 01:27:28 am
also...its genius
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: smeeth on June 29, 2007, 01:30:48 am
Me and Twilight on MSN about 2 weeks ago.



Jarrett says:
<.< Time to organize my bookmarks
I have too much stuff
.Smith says:
Haha me too.
Jarrett says:
I'm gonna put them in folders
.Smith says:
That's what I did!
Jarrett says:
Brandon Smith!
.Smith says:
Ah! Jarrett Something!
Jarrett says:
 
>_< MY BUTT HURTS!
GAH! IT HURTS WHEN I SNEEZE! >_<
.Smith says:
Hmmm... That is just odd.
Jarrett says:
OMG! They have an arcade
.Smith says:
=O
Jarrett says:
THAT IS AWESOME! Plus they have a wiki
.Smith says:
WIKI!!!
Jarrett says:
I love Snowdust
My bookmarks are organized again
 
o_O
They either have alot of board members or they just generate random numbers
.Smith says:
Whys?
Jarrett says:
I have number 726
<_<
O_O
They have that many members
=O!
.Smith says:
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Jarrett says:
YES!
.Smith says:
HOLY fark!
Jarrett says:
CHECK IT OUT!
.Smith says:
Too lazy.
Jarrett says:
-_-
Fine I'll make a screenshot
.Smith says:
Ok! =D
Jarrett says:
I'm going to edit it so that it stands out
.Smith says:
Ok.
Jarrett says:
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t236/Cy...r/insanemem.jpg (http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t236/CyberSaber/insanemem.jpg)
.Smith says:
damn... that's a lot.
Jarrett says:
Hell yeah
O_O You can favorite the arcade games so you can access them from your profile
.Smith says:
Let's kill them all.
Jarrett says:
<_< I declare toast on them
.Smith says:
Toast?!
Jarrett says:
THIS. IS....not toast! This is Sparta not toast! Someone get me some toast!
.Smith says:
ok.
Jarrett says:
o_O
There is a smooth
o_O
Oh crap
.Smith says:
Oh noes!
Jarrett says:
<.< That's gonna cause some problems
.Smith says:
Is it now?
Jarrett says:
It might
Considering how 2 members have almost exactly the same name
.Smith says:
 
Jarrett says:
 ! They have street fighter
.Smith says:
NO WAY!
Jarrett says:
YA WAY!
I friggin love this
.Smith says:
O RLY?
Jarrett says:
YA RLY!
.Smith says:
NO WAI!
Jarrett says:
YA WAI!
.Smith says:
Enough of these shenanigans.
I'm hungry, Let's go get some pizza, I'll pay!
Jarrett says:
I'll drive!
*gets in the Peugeot Elixir*
.Smith says:
I refuse to step in there.
Jarrett says:
Why?
.Smith says:
Cause it's grey.
Jarrett says:
<_<
*paints it red*
.Smith says:
Ok, let's roll.
Jarrett says:
*dramatic drive*
.Smith says:
Watch out for the cat!
Wait... Don't watch out for it!
STEP ON THE GAS!!!
Jarrett says:
*steps on it*
WOOOOOH!
*reaches 400 KM/H
.Smith says:
AHHHHH!! MY EYES ARE COMING OUT MY EARS!! SLOW DOWN!!
Jarrett says:
*slows down to 200 KM/H*
.Smith says:
There better... Did we hit the cat or not?
Jarrett says:
I can't tell. Go out and check
.Smith says:
Well stop the car.
Jarrett says:
<.< Darn I thought you wouldn't catch that! *puts away video camera*
*stops completely*
.Smith says:
*opens door and walks towards where he thinks the cat was*
Uh... I found a whole lot of guts, but I dunno if it's cat guts. Come taste!
Jarrett says:
Eww hell naw!
.Smith says:
Fine, I will. Bastard... *gets on road and licks unidentified guts*
*walks back to car wiping off tongue* Yup, those are definitely cat guts. HIGH FIVE!
Jarrett says:
  *Slaps you some skin*
.Smith says:
Oh yeah! But now I'm not all that hungry... Wanna go hit homeless people with sticks?
Jarrett says:
Sure! We can do it GTA style
.Smith says:
Oh yeah! Let's go to the park. Drive!
Jarrett says:
*hops back into the car and drives off*
.Smith says:
*yelling* You left without me!
Jarrett says:
 !
.Smith says:
Come back! *jogging after the car*
Jarrett says:
Somehow I expected that so i prepared for it. Look near you for a small circular object
.Smith says:
*looks for a circular object* I found one! But I dunno if this counts as small... It's the size of my foot.
Jarrett says:
Yeah thats it. Now say "Waffle Kitties as loud as you can, scream it to the hills if you must"
*Waffle Kitties!
You don't have to say the stuff after it
.Smith says:
WAFFLE KITTIES!
Jarrett says:
*nothing happens*
.Smith says:
What the shit? You lied!
Jarrett says:
I never said it would do anything <_<
It just makes you look funny  
.Smith says:
Hmm... Good point.
Jarrett says:
 
.Smith says:
Well are you gonna come back for me?
Jarrett says:
*turns around and comes back*
.Smith says:
Bout time. *gets in car, fastens seat belt* That was a good joke. *punches Jarrett in the face* Bastard.
Jarrett says:
>_o
I'm glad you liked it
.Smith says:
Now to the park!
Jarrett says:
*drives off full speed straight for a group of Jenny Craig program people* FAT PEOPLE DIE!
.Smith says:
NO!!! YOU'LL BREAK THE CAR!!
*starts honking the horn* MOVE FAT PEOPLE!
Jarrett says:
OH CRAP! THEY WONT MOVE! *presses a button so that wings shoot out from the side* *car turns into a jet and takes off*
.Smith says:
Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaw!
Jarrett says:
Look in the glove compartment!
.Smith says:
*looks in glove department, finds a dildo, lube, a whip, hand cuffs, a kitten, a bowl of jell-o* Woah... What's all this?
Jarrett says:
O_O Oh crap I forgot to clean out my compartment after my date last night
I forgot about the D.Eagles and the cowboy hats!
.Smith says:
*stares blankly* Huh.
*looks below the car* Dude, you passed the park.
Jarrett says:
>_< CRAP!
*turns around and aims straight for it but then the fat people mutate into flying fat people and charge for the car* O_O!
.Smith says:
Holy shit! How are they able to fly?! They're fat!
Jarrett says:
Maybe all that KFC!
.Smith says:
Chickens can't fly though...
Jarrett says:
<_< Good point...
.Smith says:
*mutant flying fat people see a flock of geese flying and chase after them*
Jarrett says:
Their fat must be jiggling alot and the momentum is carrying them foward!
.Smith says:
That could be it... Like vibrations!
Jarrett says:
(my friends and I have that theory about how fat people can win in fights even if their arms can't reach you*
*)
*throws a bucket of chicken out of the window* *sees all the fat people hungrily go after it*
.Smith says:
Well, damn... All this escaping from flying fat people made me hungry again. Let's go back for that dead cat.
Huh, are you up for it? C'mon, dead cat sounds good right about now.
Jarrett says:
Sorry I had to do something
*turns the car around and activates the GPS* *sets it to "Brandon's saliva"*
.Smith says:
*car starts turning in one direction* Uh... I think you should set it to dead cat with Brandon's saliva.
*car starts to spin uncontrollably*
Jarrett says:
Good point >_<
*sets it to "Dead cat with Brandon's saliva"*
.Smith says:
*car sets a course west* Yay!
Jarrett says:
*plays some tunes*
.Smith says:
I hate general tunes... Play something specific.
Jarrett says:
o_o;; My taste of music might conflict with yours
.Smith says:
Hmmm... Perhaps. Ok, let's keep the general tunes going.
Jarrett says:
Hang on *presses another button causing a 20'' flat screen with 360 and Guitar Hero 2 to appear out of the dashboard on the passenger side* <.< You like?
.Smith says:
Hells ya!
But I'll be back in a minute, I'm going to make a sandwich in the back seat. *starts making a sandwich*
Jarrett says:
*puts the car on Auto-Pilot and goes to get a snack*
*switches the Auto-Pilot off and continues driving* Hmmm it seems like I don't have control and it seems like we haven't gotten anywhere since i left. *inspects AP button* OH SNAP! I accidently hit the time stop button! >_<
*hits the right button*
.Smith says:
*comes back from the back seat with a peanut butter sandwich*
Damn you're a silly one. As if you pressed the time stop button.
Jarrett says:
hmmm
I wonder what I did press...*looks below to see the park blown up*
.Smith says:
Well then...
Jarrett says:
OH CRAP! I pressed the nuke button
.Smith says:
I guess we don't need these sticks anymore. *tosses sticks out the window and watches them fall* *a stick hits a flying fat person* Sweet! 10 points!
Jarrett says:
e.e *throws a stick at 3 fat people knocking them into each other then their fat shotguns the stick into more fat people and the cycle continues* woohoo!
.Smith says:
You always have to upstage me, don't you? Y'know what what?! I'm outta here. *puts on parachute and opens up the door*
Jarrett says:
NOOOO! ;-;
Dude you should try Newground Rumble on newgrounds
.Smith says:
Goodbye. Maybe, I'll save you some dead cat.
Jarrett says:
Its an awesome fighter
;-;
.Smith says:
Anyways, I grow tired of these shenanigans.
Jarrett says:
<.< You always get tired of these shenanigans
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Kaiser on June 29, 2007, 01:37:27 am
That was way to long. Also lol Lunarwars.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: smeeth on June 29, 2007, 01:38:20 am
Lol, ya... It's still good. But that's what happens when I can't fap.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on June 29, 2007, 08:27:59 pm
Quote
<Vintus[RIA]> Drunk people are fun
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> yearh
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> i gotz teh mezn
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> u weatn it?
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> naw add me
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> ker
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> lcar722@hotmail.com
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> give emr addy
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> Shit add me again
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> adzed you1
<ChrisCanny[Saile]>  iadze you
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> uer lane rite
<Vintus[RIA]> Hey Chris wanna make out?
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> noez i ger not gay!
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> i just hae dsex wtiehr hot chick eanryeway
<sdk[h4x]> ger?
<Vintus[RIA]>
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> vinetus eare our hot chic?
<sdk[h4x]> lawl, this is pretty funny
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> if uer aihav esex with you
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> hters always reoome for em
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> mjore
<sdk[h4x]> XD
<Vintus[RIA]> Yeah I am
<sdk[h4x]> <_<
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> toer mcuch esex its ot badf
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> aslnog as it naoghe gay sex
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> eur lying
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> fiwkeno how hotias chicsk toal
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> tehy dsoelnt liet gusuy eepek
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> XD
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> teha elays like "mearlskjme me elais ie liek me"
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> This is farking hilarious
* Azural want's to kill stupid people
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> "listenr t  ome rfiarst!"
<Vintus[RIA]> Copy and pasting this into my topic
<Vintus[RIA]> Chris's humiliation is so tasty
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> Chris is only 14 or 15
* sdk[h4x] wants to watch more
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> and he is drunk
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> i ern ot humiliated!
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> UER GASDL GU SDSUCK
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> VINTSU SIS GAYH
<sdk[h4x]> XMFD
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> I GONNAE RTELWKSJ EVERYONE HE WANT TO AME KUOT WITH ME
<sdk[h4x]> RTELWKSJ ?
<Vintus[RIA]> XFD
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> SHTUE UP
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> VINTESARU GOATE ME MAD
<sdk[h4x]> <_<
<sdk[h4x]> Goatse?
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> uer cahve no eriaght to talke
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> What the hell
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> hodla nero geting joinet
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on June 29, 2007, 08:31:09 pm
Quote
<sdk[h4x]> I believe I have no right to talk.
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> yaers joint!
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> jadsljer weed1
<sdk[h4x]> Aha!
<Vintus[RIA]> LOLOL
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> lkosl kiwe hfoudn my daesad  9m1m
<sdk[h4x]> He's getting another joint, I think.
<Vintus[RIA]> OLOL
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> lolz theis gun is so lcol1
<sdk[h4x]> What the hell?
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> he nvers elts me plaer wit it
<Vintus[RIA]> OLOLOLOLOL
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> now iecan pleary with thsi cgusn
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> shuter up vintus ure retad
<sdk[h4x]> Huh?
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> vinasresu is teratds
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> eretarsd
<Vintus[RIA]> Spell "retard" correctly if you're going to call me one
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> XD at Chris being drunker then a shunk
* sdk[h4x] is now known as police_man
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> sdoçhaer you thin ksure so smart
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> OH SHITE COPPZ
<Vintus[RIA]> Hey Chris, spell "drunk"
<police_man> Hey kid, are you drunk?
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> alkgoeat gugsy
<police_man> Here, walk on this line
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> cpl zmears meoasposlice
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> help1
<police_man> ----------------------------
<Vintus[RIA]> THEY GON' RAPE YOU CANNY RUN!
* ChrisCanny[Saile] has left #ria
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> XD
<Vintus[RIA]> XFD
<police_man> XMFD
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on June 29, 2007, 08:41:42 pm
Quote
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> ur makseing me derrpessed
* someoneelse is now known as the_rapist
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> moetahs tell them about wheos when i got dpresd
<the_rapist> I'm here to help.
<Vintus[RIA]> OH SHI-
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> you cant erape me! im teah black!
<the_rapist> Whooops.
* the_rapist is now known as therapist
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> XD
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> XD
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> LOL
<Vintus[RIA]> XD
<therapist> I'm here to help.
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> lol1i gteg atach jok3e!
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> los dalsdk maek a dokej1
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> sdk fee tech!
<therapist> How depressed are you?
<therapist> yayz
<therapist> My nation is Abasia
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> keark
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> jst wehn i get ouat pof peace mode
<therapist> Ruler: superdude1000
<therapist> Ohkayz
<ChrisCanny[Saile]>  dsaotn woerry
<therapist> So anyway, Mr. Depressed
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> usa lget teach
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> X farking D
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> Superdude your hilarious
<therapist> <_<
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> lols tehreapsit alicenaec hax only has 1 membe
<Vintus[RIA]> Fukken saved
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> i tech raid now
<Vintus[RIA]> !
<therapist> Wait, what?
<therapist> Shitfark
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> waeti
<Vintus[RIA]> He's probably going to do it
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> it sez i cane deckar ewar
<ChrisCanny[Saile]> i get roguz efreidn to nuke
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> Your nation's is about to get  buttfarked super
<therapist> XMFD
<Vintus[RIA]> XD
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Chris Canny on June 29, 2007, 08:44:40 pm
haery you yeoauc cant dot ataht thats auethors rites!
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on June 30, 2007, 01:41:12 pm
Quote from: Chris Canny
haery you yeoauc cant dot ataht thats auethors rites!

Sue me, then.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Azural on July 01, 2007, 07:23:32 pm
* EnragedLobster[RIA] has joined #RIA
* Flash[Away] has joined #RIA
* ChanServ sets mode: +vv EnragedLobster[RIA] Flash[Away]
* ChanServ sets mode: +o EnragedLobster[RIA]
<EnragedLobster[RIA]> >.>
<Azural> <.<
<Loren> >.>
<EnragedLobster[RIA]> o.o
* Hyperonic[RIA] has joined #RIA
<Loren> x.o
<Azural> 0.o
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Hyperonic[RIA]
<EnragedLobster[RIA]> ô.o
<Loren> o.O
<EnragedLobster[RIA]> ø.o
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Uh...
<Azural> O.x
<Hyperonic[RIA]> What the hell are you guys doing?
<EnragedLobster[RIA]> p.o
<Loren> o.q
<Azural> b.o
<Azural> b.d
<EnragedLobster[RIA]> ò.ó
<Loren> e.e
<Azural> p.q
<Loren> w.o
<EnragedLobster[RIA]> v.v
<EnragedLobster[RIA]> >.<
<EnragedLobster[RIA]> ^.^
<bioakky> ¾
<Hyperonic[RIA]> I guess I'll be back when you guys are done. >_>
<Loren> >.>
<Loren> Lol
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 02, 2007, 01:42:00 am
Quote
<cctmsp13[RIA]> Hmm, which new anime to watch first?
<Tulak_Hord[GGA]> none. anime should burn in hell
<Vintus[RIA]> !
* Vintus[RIA] 's monocle pops off his head.
<Vintus[RIA]> I say!
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Dragon Ball Z is awesome guys.
<Tulak_Hord[GGA]> hehe
* Vintus[RIA] removes his glove and slaps Tulak with it.
<Hyperonic[RIA]> The best part?
<Vintus[RIA]> I challenge you to a dewell!
<Hyperonic[RIA]> THE SUPER SAIYANS
* Tulak_Hord[GGA] pimp slaps Vintus
<Tulak_Hord[GGA]> i accept!
* Vintus[RIA] cries and runs away.
<Hyperonic[RIA]> KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Hyperonic[RIA]> MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
* Vintus[RIA] CHARGES BACK FIRIN' HIS LAZER
<cctmsp13[RIA]> combo breaker
<Tulak_Hord[GGA]> OMFG HES OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Hyperonic[RIA]> SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
<Vintus[RIA]> WHAT NINE THOUSAND?
<Hyperonic[RIA]> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Hyperonic[RIA]> MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<Tulak_Hord[GGA]> I DONT KNOW
<Vintus[RIA]> WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Here it comes guys...
<Vintus[RIA]> Tulak and I are battling to the death
<Hyperonic[RIA]> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA We're no strangers to love
<Hyperonic[RIA]> You know the rules and so do I
<Hyperonic[RIA]> A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
<Hyperonic[RIA]> You wouldn't get this from any other guy
<Hyperonic[RIA]> I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Gotta make you understand
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
<Vintus[RIA]> SHIT
<cctmsp13[RIA]> Tulaks winning
<Vintus[RIA]> fark
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Never gonna run around and desert you
<Vintus[RIA]> SHIT
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
<Vintus[RIA]> GO DIE
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
<Vintus[RIA]> AGH
<Hyperonic[RIA]> ^_^
* Tulak_Hord[GGA] pimp slaps hyper
<Vintus[RIA]> YOU BASTARD
<Tulak_Hord[GGA]> xcusemewtfrudoin
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 02, 2007, 11:57:18 pm
Quote
<Penguinz{Non}> LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU
<Moth[RIA]> In the RIA, the only way to be safe is to have an anus with fangs.
<DRUNKENKING> Its Drunky.
<Penguinz{Non}> HURRY DUCT TAPE YOUR ANUS
<Penguinz{Non}> BEFORE IT GETS YOU
<DRUNKENKING> OH NOES
<Penguinz{Non}> AHHH ITS IN
<Penguinz{Non}> OWWWW ITS TOO BIG
<Penguinz{Non}> TAKE IT OUT
<Penguinz{Non}> AHHH I CAN FEEL IT MOVING
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Azural on July 05, 2007, 01:48:45 pm
If you get mental images easially...you may not want to read this.


[00:00] <crunka> so...
[00:00] <crunka> my friends were playing waffle and one of the got to eat it...
[00:00] <Penguinz{Non}> no u
[00:00] <crunka> it was gross
[00:01] <Azural> Do I want to know what 'waffle' is?
[00:02] <Penguinz{Non}> I don't think I want to
[00:02] <crunka> it's when a bunch of guys masturbate into a waffle and whoever cums last eats it
[00:02] <Penguinz{Non}> D:
[00:03] * Penguinz{Non} gags
[00:03] <crunka> yea
[00:03] <crunka> disgusting
[00:03] <Vintus[RIA]> .....
[00:03] <Vintus[RIA]> XFD
[00:04] <Vintus[RIA]> So they're basically masturbating to their male friends, the waffle, and the thought of eating it/
[00:04] <Vintus[RIA]> ?
[00:04] <cctmsp13[RIA]> that's some odd fetish there
[00:04] <crunka> hey man, waffles are pretty sexy
[00:04] <Azural> <cctmsp13[RIA]> that's some odd fetish there <-- I don't think that begins to describe it...
[00:05] <cctmsp13[RIA]> I was trying to be polite
[00:05] <crunka> hey faggots, i didn't do it
[00:05] * Fortress[RIA] has joined #RIA
[00:05] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Fortress[RIA]
[00:06] <Vintus[RIA]> Can we talk about something without it going gay?
[00:06] <Vintus[RIA]> Oh hi Fortress
[00:06] <Fortress[RIA]> Allo there
[00:06] <cctmsp13[RIA]> no
[00:06] <Fortress[RIA]> wow lol
[00:06] * DRUNKENKING is now known as DRUNKENKING[RIA]
[00:06] <cctmsp13[RIA]> all RIA conversations must go gay
[00:06] <Vintus[RIA]> We were just talking about how crunka eats waffles with man juice as a topping
[00:06] <Vintus[RIA]> See, I just did it
[00:06] <Fortress[RIA]> Why?
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[00:06] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Majestic
[00:06] * chaospoet[RIA] has joined #RIA
[00:06] * ChanServ sets mode: +v chaospoet[RIA]
[00:06] <cctmsp13[RIA]> Crunka brought it up
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: smeeth on July 05, 2007, 02:49:34 pm
Ewww... Exactly like the cracker game. Except for the fact that it's a waffle.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Shamedmonkey on July 06, 2007, 05:35:20 pm
Quote
[18:26] <Vintus[RIA]> We can all agree, though
[18:26] <Vintus[RIA]> Moth is a virgin
[18:26] <Vintus[RIA]> :D
[18:26] <Shamedmonkey> Agreed, Vintus.
[18:26] <[RIA]> Agreed.

For the record, [RIA] = EL.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 06, 2007, 05:39:31 pm
Quote
<Vintus[RIA]> Oh God I remember that time you(Kenny) me and chaos poet were the only ones on
<Vintus[RIA]> You would've cried, Shamed
<Hyperonic[RIA]> XFD
<[RIA]> ?
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Are you talking about the Jew and being black comment, Vintus?
<Vintus[RIA]> Dead baby jokes, Jewish jokes of the horrible kind
<Shamedmonkey> Why would I cry?
<Vintus[RIA]> Yeah
<Hyperonic[RIA]> I remember that.
<Hyperonic[RIA]> I was here.
<Hyperonic[RIA]> OH.
<Shamedmonkey> Why would I cry?
<[RIA]> Jewish jokes of the horrible kind?
<Shamedmonkey> Why would I cry?
<Shamedmonkey> Why would I cry?
<Shamedmonkey> Why would I cry?
<Vintus[RIA]> There's no racist/antisemitist joke funnier than "What's the worst part of being black and Jewish?"
<Hyperonic[RIA]> XFD
<[RIA]> Step into a catholic school.
<Hyperonic[RIA]> I said "Being in the back of the oven."
<Shamedmonkey> XD
<Vintus[RIA]> You're combining two oppressed minorities that have been murdered brutally in the past, making it twice as funny
<[RIA]> XD
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Chaos says "Actually, it's being hung, yet circumcised."
<Vintus[RIA]> No I said that one
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Oh. >_>
<Hyperonic[RIA]> I forget.
<Shamedmonkey> I'm Jewish..
<Shamedmonkey> <_<
<Vintus[RIA]> I said "What's the worst part of being black and Jewish? Having to go to the back of the oven"
<Vintus[RIA]> I can tell Shamed
<[RIA]> So is Moth.
<Hyperonic[RIA]> LEt me find the log so I can get the whole thing.
<Vintus[RIA]> I can tell
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Oh, okay Vintus.
<Hyperonic[RIA]> :-p
<Vintus[RIA]> Some of it is in the log thread
<Shamedmonkey> Well, Half Jewish
<Shamedmonkey> <_<
<Shamedmonkey> >_>
<Vintus[RIA]> I'm half jewish
<Hyperonic[RIA]> You can't be a half Jew. >_>
<Shamedmonkey> <_<
<Shamedmonkey> yes you can
<Hyperonic[RIA]> If your mother = Jew then you are Jew.
<Shamedmonkey> My father is jewish
<Hyperonic[RIA]> That's how it works. >_>
<Vintus[RIA]> I think I'm half German as well but since my penis is LIKE SO HUEG I think I'm at least a little black
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Then, you aren't Jewish unless you choose to be Shamed. >_>
<Vintus[RIA]> Yeah my father is Jewish also
<Shamedmonkey> HUEG LIEK XBOX?
<Vintus[RIA]> HUEG LIEK SEAWERLD
<Vintus[RIA]> HUEGER, LIEK FLORIDA
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Shamedmonkey on July 06, 2007, 05:46:42 pm
To add onto Vintus' logs:

Quote
[18:30]   -->|   Loren (b2con2@pool-162-84-137-237.ny5030.east.verizon.net) has joined #ria
[18:30]   =-=   Mode #RIA +o Loren by ChanServ
[18:31]   <Moth[RIA]>   HEUG LEIK GIENT ENAMY CRAEB
[18:31]   <Vintus[RIA]>   Run Loren! Run for you liiiife!
[18:31]   <[RIA]>   Nice timing.
[18:31]   <Loren>   Oh come on
[18:31]   <Loren>   What'd I walk in on now?
[18:31]   <Moth[RIA]>   ;>.> Quake 4?
[18:31]   <Vintus[RIA]>   "So, this game will take place in a realistic ancient Japanese setting. ...And here's a giant enemy crab!"
[18:31]   <[RIA]>   You don't want to know.
[18:31]   <Loren>   O__O
[18:31]   <Vintus[RIA]>   You really don't
[18:31]   <Shamedmonkey>   Moth is Jewish?
[18:31]   <Loren>   Well
[18:31]   <Loren>   I do
[18:31]   <Shamedmonkey>   Also, Moth
[18:31]   <Loren>   XD
[18:31]   <Vintus[RIA]>   Here, one sec
[18:31]   <Moth[RIA]>   Moth IS Jewish. >_>
[18:31]   <Loren>   Isn't Shamed too?
[18:32]   <[RIA]>   Shamed is half.
[18:32]   <Shamedmonkey>   [18:26] <Vintus[RIA]> We can all agree, though
[18:26] <Vintus[RIA]> Moth is a virgin
[18:26] <Vintus[RIA]>
[18:26] <Shamedmonkey> Agreed, Vintus.
[18:26] <[RIA]> Agreed.
[18:32]   <Shamedmonkey>   <_<
[18:32]   <Moth[RIA]>   Well...yeah. I am a virgin.
[18:32]   <Loren>   XD
[18:32]   <Shamedmonkey>   XD
[18:32]   <Loren>   Poor Moth lmao
[18:32]   <[RIA]>   XD
[18:32]   <Vintus[RIA]>   <Hyperonic[RIA]> If your mother = Jew then you are Jew.
[18:32]   <Vintus[RIA]>   <Shamedmonkey> My father is jewish
[18:32]   <Vintus[RIA]>   <Hyperonic[RIA]> That's how it works. >_>
[18:32]   <Vintus[RIA]>   <Vintus[RIA]> I think I'm half German as well but since my penis is LIKE SO HUEG I think I'm at least a little black
[18:32]   <Vintus[RIA]>   <Hyperonic[RIA]> Then, you aren't Jewish unless you choose to be Shamed. >_>
[18:32]   <Vintus[RIA]>   <Vintus[RIA]> Yeah my father is Jewish also
[18:32]   <Vintus[RIA]>   <Shamedmonkey> HUEG LIEK XBOX?
[18:32]   <Vintus[RIA]>   <Vintus[RIA]> HUEG LIEK SEAWERLD
[18:32]   <Vintus[RIA]>   <Vintus[RIA]> HUEGER, LIEK FLORIDA
[18:32]   <Vintus[RIA]>   And then you logged in Loren
[18:32]   <Shamedmonkey>   XD
[18:32]   <Vintus[RIA]>   You also missed the 50 some lines of antisemitism and racism melded into one
[18:33]   <Shamedmonkey>   XD
[18:33]   <[RIA]>   >.>
[18:33]   <Loren>   XDD
[18:33]   <Hyperonic[RIA]>   Hey...Quake 4s here.
[18:33]   <Loren>   Too bad I came in late lol
[18:33]   <Hyperonic[RIA]>   What's going on?
[18:33]   <Vintus[RIA]>   I was about to move to the dead baby joke region
[18:33]   <[RIA]>   Maybe I should undisguise myself.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Chaos Poet on July 06, 2007, 11:23:21 pm
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Chaos says "Actually, it's being hung, yet circumcised."
<Vintus[RIA]> No I said that one
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Oh. >_>


VINTUS STOP LYING I SAID THAT......
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 07, 2007, 04:59:49 pm
Quote
<Lanna> I slept with that guy before he met the girl he was engaged to.

Going in my sig too.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on July 07, 2007, 06:12:33 pm
Quote from: Vintus
Quote
<Lanna> I slept with that guy before he met the girl he was engaged to.

Going in my sig too.
Who did she sleep with...
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: enragedlobster on July 07, 2007, 08:11:15 pm
Quote
[8:59pm] Azural: Loren:
[8:59pm] Azural: There is already a player by that name. Choose another
[8:59pm] Azural: ...
[8:59pm] You kicked Azural from the chat room. (You mean Quake 4?)
[8:59pm] Azural joined the chat room.
[8:59pm] Azural was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
[8:59pm] EnragedLobster[RIA]: >.>
[8:59pm] Loren: =\
[8:59pm] EnragedLobster[RIA]: No one is safe.
Quote
[9:06pm] Kaiser[RIA]: Loren want to play risk?
[9:06pm] Thunderpants[STA] left the chat room.
[9:06pm] Loren: Sure
[9:07pm] You kicked Kaiser[RIA] from the chat room. (You think people would get the hint...)
Quote
[9:28pm] Shamedmonkey: Listen to Quake 4
[9:28pm] Sintaku: Sup?
[9:28pm] Kaiser[RIA]: Nothing
[9:28pm] Loren: ...
[9:28pm] Loren: not Quake 4
[9:28pm] Shamedmonkey: Loren!
[9:29pm] Shamedmonkey: You haven't been disconnected in a while
[9:29pm] You kicked Shamedmonkey from the chat room. (teehee)
Quote
[9:34pm] Shamedmonkey: XD
[9:34pm] Shamedmonkey: I jinxed you, Loren
[9:34pm] Sintaku left the chat room. (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[9:34pm] Loren[CSN]: No kidding
[9:34pm] Sintaku joined the chat room.
[9:34pm] Sintaku was granted voice by ChanServ.
[9:34pm] Loren left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[9:34pm] Loren[CSN] is now known as Loren.
[9:34pm] You kicked Shamedmonkey from the chat room. (>.>)
Quote
[11:44pm] HarryPotter: <_<
[11:44pm] HarryPotter: Loren puts on a show
[11:44pm] HarryPotter: >_>
[11:44pm] Vintus[RIA]: I almost scrolled up
[11:44pm] SeverusSnape kicked HarryPotter from the chat room. ()
[11:44pm] Vintus[RIA]: shit
[11:44pm] HarryPotter joined the chat room.
[11:44pm] HarryPotter was granted voice by ChanServ.
[11:44pm] Vintus[RIA]: CHILD ABUSE
[11:44pm] Vintus[RIA]: CHILD ABUSE
Quote
[10:06pm] DRUNKENKING: Who's tonictart?
[10:06pm] DRUNKENKING: EL?
[10:07pm] Vintus[RIA]: Loren
[10:07pm] Vintus[RIA]: Or Lanna, forgot which
[10:07pm] Vintus[RIA]: No wait, loren
[10:07pm] Azural: Loren.
[10:07pm] You kicked Vintus[RIA] from the chat room. (I think it's Quake 4.)
Quote
[10:10pm] DRUNKENKING: Loren,one of your members is being an idiot. http://z15.invisionfree.com/Cyber_Nations/...p;#entry8056663 (http://z15.invisionfree.com/Cyber_Nations/index.php?showtopic=75975&st=20&#entry8056663)
[10:10pm] DRUNKENKING: He's Apathy76
[10:11pm] You kicked DRUNKENKING from the chat room. (for the lulz)

This will be added to.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: enragedlobster on July 07, 2007, 10:41:05 pm
Quote
[11:38pm] • [RIA] goes off to Harry Potter
[11:38pm] EnragedMonkey: <_<
[11:38pm] Vintus[RIA]: STOP SPAMMING JESUS
[11:38pm] You are now known as SeverusSnape.
[11:38pm] Vintus[RIA]: That's my job
[11:38pm] EnragedMonkey: The movie is out, EL?
[11:38pm] Vintus[RIA]: At least I type shit when I spam\
[11:38pm] Vintus[RIA]: Seriously
[11:38pm] EnragedMonkey: wut
[11:38pm] SeverusSnape: No, read, dipshit.
[11:38pm] Vintus[RIA] is now known as Dumbledore.
[11:39pm] Dumbledore: Oh shi-
[11:39pm] SeverusSnape: >.>
[11:39pm] • EnragedMonkey slaps Dumbledore around a bit with a large trout
[11:39pm] • SeverusSnape kills Dumbledore
[11:39pm] EnragedMonkey is now known as HarryPotter.
[11:39pm] HarryPotter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[11:39pm] • HarryPotter cries like a little girl
[11:39pm] Thunderpants[STA]: Is SeverusSnape, Kenny or EL?
[11:39pm] SeverusSnape: XD
[11:39pm] SeverusSnape: EL
[11:39pm] • Dumbledore causes Snape to die so Harry can kill Voldemort without dying.
[11:39pm] HarryPotter: Kenny
[11:39pm] Dumbledore: lol woops
[11:39pm] Dumbledore is now known as Vintus[RIA[.
[11:39pm] Vintus[RIA[ is now known as Vintus[RIA].
[11:39pm] SeverusSnape:
[11:39pm] • SeverusSnape brews a potion
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 07, 2007, 10:54:04 pm
Quote from: Chaos Poet
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Chaos says "Actually, it's being hung, yet circumcised."
<Vintus[RIA]> No I said that one
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Oh. >_>


VINTUS STOP LYING I SAID THAT......

I was talking about the oven one. >_>
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Kaiser on July 08, 2007, 12:08:06 am
Quote
.Smith says: I suppose I should wank off one more time before I go to bed.
>~>Kaiser<~< says:
How many times has it been tonight>
.Smith says:
3.
>~>Kaiser<~< says:
Shit...
>~>Kaiser<~< says:
How many times in the last month?
.Smith says:
4 times a day... so like 120.
>~>Kaiser<~< says:
Are you serious?
.Smith says:
no, lol.
.Smith says:
i'd say like 20. not much to do.... lol.
.Smith says:
post that in RIA logs. lol.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: DRUNKENKING on July 08, 2007, 10:20:48 pm
<Hyperonic[RIA]> The next person who slaps someone gets kicked
*Drunky Slaps Hyperonic[RIA}around a bit with a trout
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Eh Screw it.
<Drunky>I regret nothing!
*You were kicked by cctmsp13[RIA] (User terminated)
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: superdude1000 on July 08, 2007, 11:52:58 pm
At least you didn't get banned... 10 or so times, at least.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on July 09, 2007, 12:10:20 am
(01:02:35 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Azural. Knock-knock.
(01:02:43 AM) Azural: Who's there?
(01:02:50 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Hold on, let's start over.
(01:02:53 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Azural.
(01:02:54 AM) Azural: ....
(01:02:56 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Knock-knock.
(01:03:15 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Damnit Azural.
(01:03:18 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Knock-knock.
(01:03:25 AM) Azural: Who's there...
(01:03:32 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Fuck, let's start over. God damnit.
(01:03:34 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Azural.
(01:03:36 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Knock-knock.
(01:03:41 AM) Azural: Who's there...
(01:03:48 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Wait...something's not right...
(01:03:53 AM) Azural: ...
(01:03:54 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Azural.
(01:03:57 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Knock-knock.
(01:04:10 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Damnit, Azural. I'm not feeling it!
(01:04:13 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: KNOCK-KNOCK
(01:04:15 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: There we go.
(01:04:18 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Let's start over.
(01:04:19 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Azural.
(01:04:22 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: KNOCK-KNOCK.
(01:04:29 AM) ***Hyperonic[RIA] is knocking.
(01:04:37 AM) ***Hyperonic[RIA] knock knock mcfuck knock
(01:04:39 AM) Azural: Who's there.
(01:04:44 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Banana.
(01:04:45 AM) Moth[RIA]: Az, I made a mistake.
(01:04:49 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Damnit MOTH!
(01:04:53 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: You interrupted the joke!
(01:04:54 AM) Skoffin: haha
(01:04:54 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Azural.
(01:04:56 AM) Moth[RIA]: I'll give you the money I owe you tomorrow.
(01:04:57 AM) Skoffin: Restart!
(01:05:04 AM) Vintus[RIA]: "Who's there." Question mark you dolt
(01:05:20 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Knock knock, Azural. Knock knock.
(01:05:26 AM) Azural: Who's there?
(01:05:28 AM) Moth[RIA]: I thought I could afford 10 infra and pay you and the bills. Apparently, I don't have enough now.
(01:05:30 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: MOTH.
(01:05:31 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: MOTH.
(01:05:36 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: MOOOOTTTTTTTTTTH!
(01:05:37 AM) Moth[RIA]: I'll stop now.
(01:05:48 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Okay, Azural.
(01:05:48 AM) Skoffin: XD
(01:05:52 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Knock-knock.
(01:05:56 AM) Azural: Who's there?
(01:05:59 AM) Skoffin: You're doing it wrong!
(01:06:03 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: SKOFFIN.
(01:06:06 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: SKOFFFFFFFFFFFIN.
(01:06:14 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Okay.
(01:06:16 AM) Azural: Kenny's going to start kicking people...
(01:06:19 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: >_>
(01:06:21 AM) Skoffin: Yes? Can I help you?
(01:06:24 AM) Skoffin: o.O
(01:06:27 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Azural, Knock-knock.
(01:06:41 AM) Azural: Who's there?
(01:06:44 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Orange.
(01:06:55 AM) Azural: Orange who?
(01:07:09 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Orange you glad I'm not going to say "knock knock" anymore?
(01:07:09 AM) Skoffin: XD
(01:07:13 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: >_>
(01:07:13 AM) Azural: ...
(01:07:28 AM) You have been kicked by Azural: (Azural)
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Skoffin on July 09, 2007, 12:16:31 am
 You're doing it wrong!  
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: superdude1000 on July 09, 2007, 12:25:52 am
He got banned from #RIA. Good for him. There's nothing wrong with that when Zuuzy and Kaiser are around.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: superdude1000 on July 09, 2007, 12:38:27 am
Me having fun with chatbots on AIM:


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Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 09, 2007, 05:03:01 am
Putting them in quote boxes compresses them so you can post big logs. >_>
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: superdude1000 on July 09, 2007, 02:24:00 pm
<_<
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Shamedmonkey on July 09, 2007, 02:29:49 pm
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<Monkeyronic> XD
<Monkeyronic> Owned
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: superdude1000 on July 09, 2007, 02:48:45 pm
IRC-onwed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netsplit)
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 10, 2007, 02:28:19 am
Quote
<Vintus[RIA]> Hey Crunka
<Crunka> yea?
<Vintus[RIA]> I unzip my pants..
* cctmsp13[RIA] has quit IRC (Client closed connection
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: dester55 on July 10, 2007, 06:11:47 pm
Quote
[19:03] Thunderwear: Who wants to play rock paper scissors?
[19:03] zombie2000[RIA]: ME
[19:03] tonictart: ..yes?
[19:04] Thunderwear: Okay. 1
[19:04] Thunderwear: 2
[19:04] Thunderwear: 3
[19:04] zombie2000[RIA]: rock
[19:04] Thunderwear:  Go!
[19:04] Dester[RIA]: rock
[19:04] tonictart: Rock
[19:04] zombie2000[RIA]: XD
[19:04] Thunderwear: Paper
[19:04] tonictart: XD
[19:04] Dester[RIA]: scissors
[19:04] zombie2000[RIA]: 1
[19:04] zombie2000[RIA]: 2
[19:04] tonictart: rock
[19:04] zombie2000[RIA]: 3
[19:04] Thunderwear: I Paper
[19:04] Shamedmonkey: rock
[19:04] Dester[RIA]: paper
[19:04] zombie2000[RIA]: GO
[19:04] tonictart: Bah
[19:04] zombie2000[RIA]: scisser
[19:04] tonictart: I forgot how to spell scissors!
[19:04] Dester[RIA]: >_>
[19:04] Dester[RIA]: lava
[19:04] tonictart: Not fair!
[19:04] zombie2000[RIA]: just type
[19:04] zombie2000[RIA]: s p or r
[19:04] zombie2000[RIA]: 1
[19:04] zombie2000[RIA]: 2
[19:04] zombie2000[RIA]: 3
[19:04] zombie2000[RIA]: GO
[19:04] zombie2000[RIA]: r
[19:04] Thunderwear: R
[19:04] tonictart: p
[19:04] Thunderwear: lulz
[19:04] zombie2000[RIA]: ...
[19:04] tonictart: lol
[19:04] zombie2000[RIA]: 1
[19:04] zombie2000[RIA]: 2
[19:04] zombie2000[RIA]: 3
[19:05] zombie2000[RIA]: 4
[19:05] zombie2000[RIA]: 5
[19:05] Thunderwear: S
[19:05] tonictart: r
[19:05] zombie2000[RIA]: 6
[19:05] zombie2000[RIA]: 64
[19:05] zombie2000[RIA]: GO
[19:05] tonictart: Pie
[19:05] Dester[RIA]: N64
[19:05] zombie2000[RIA]: p
[19:05] Thunderwear: 42
[19:05] tonictart: Not
[19:05] tonictart: Working
[19:05] Thunderwear: Xbox
[19:05] Thunderwear: 1
[19:05] Thunderwear: 2
[19:05] Thunderwear: 3
[19:05] tonictart: Wiid
[19:05] zombie2000[RIA]: w
[19:05] Thunderwear: Ninjas
[19:05] zombie2000[RIA]: lore-lore
[19:05] tonictart: Blue
[19:05] Thunderwear: I win
[19:05] tonictart: Nevar
[19:05] zombie2000[RIA]: cybersecks here?
[19:05] Dester[RIA]: i want some
[19:05] Thunderwear: Do eer
[19:05] tonictart: XD
[19:06] zombie2000[RIA]: * slowly remove your shoes*
[19:06] Thunderwear: O_o
[19:06] tonictart: o_O
[19:06] * Dester[RIA] watches with some toniccorn
[19:06] Thunderwear: o_0
[19:07] * Thunderwear is disturbed
[19:07] * Shamedmonkey videotapes
[19:07] * Dester[RIA] laughes at thunderwaer
[19:07] zombie2000[RIA]: *I slowly remove your right sock and fap on the camera*
[19:07] * tonictart slowly walks away
[19:07] * Thunderwear hits Dester
[19:07] zombie2000[RIA]: *runs after*
[19:07] * Dester[RIA] kicks thunder
[19:07] *** zombie2000[RIA] has been kicked from #ria by Shyox: Shyox
[19:08] * Shamedmonkey contiues vidotaping, fight and all
[19:08] tonictart: Meep.
[19:08] * Thunderwear hits Dester with a shovel
[19:08] tonictart: XD
[19:08] Shamedmonkey: continues*
[19:08] tonictart: No fun without Blue.
[19:08] * Dester[RIA] shoots thunder with a gun
[19:08] *** zombie2000[RIA] has joined #ria.
[19:08] *** Mode change "+o zombie2000[RIA]" for channel #RIA by ChanServ.
[19:08] zombie2000[RIA]: ...
[19:08] tonictart: Yays.
[19:08] tonictart: No kicking Blue
[19:08] tonictart: He's our entertainment
[19:08] * Thunderwear hits Dester with a plunger
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on July 10, 2007, 06:14:41 pm
XD! I knew you'd post those
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: dester55 on July 10, 2007, 06:15:41 pm
(b^_^)b
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 10, 2007, 10:09:09 pm
Quote
<zombie2000[RIA]> EARTH
<Vintus[RIA]> FIRE
<Crunka> NO!
<Skoffin> FIRE
<DYP> pigs
<Vintus[RIA]> fuck
<Crunka> NONONON
<Crunka> NON
<zombie2000[RIA]> EARTH
<Vintus[RIA]> FIRE
<Crunka> NOOOOOOOO!
<DYP> pigs
<Vintus[RIA]> fej;aw
<zombie2000[RIA]> EARTH
<Skoffin> WIND
<Vintus[RIA]> It's earth fire wind water heart
<Crunka> it's like this
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> dog?
<Vintus[RIA]> fa;tgj
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<Crunka> dsal
<Skoffin> FIRE
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<Poptart> FIRE
<Skoffin> FIRE
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<zombie2000[RIA]> I'm Earth
<Crunka> COCK
<Poptart> XDD
<DYP> mud
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<zombie2000[RIA]> EARTH
<Poptart> FIRE
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<Poptart> omfg
<Crunka> VAGINA
<zombie2000[RIA]> EARTH
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<Poptart> FIRE DAMN IT
<DYP> more earth?
<Vintus[RIA]> WIND
* Crunka was kicked by zombie2000[RIA] (zombie2000[RIA])
* Crunka has joined #RIA
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Crunka
<Poptart> XD
<zombie2000[RIA]> /EARTH
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<Crunka> hey man
<Poptart> fire...
<zombie2000[RIA]> EARTH
<DYP> which one?
<Poptart> wind..
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> >_>
<Vintus[RIA]> Where's Damnen when you need him
<zombie2000[RIA]> EARTH
<Poptart> explodey stuff
<zombie2000[RIA]> EARTH
<Vintus[RIA]> FIRE
<Poptart> FIRE
<DYP> on earth
<Vintus[RIA]> SHIT
<Poptart> WIND
<Poptart> XD
<Vintus[RIA]> Dammit
<DYP> YELLOW
<Vintus[RIA]> Whoever says random shit during it should get the kick
<Poptart> Ok
<Poptart> Deal
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<zombie2000[RIA]> FIRE
<Skoffin> Go span CN or something <<
<Crunka> MALT LIQUOR
<Vintus[RIA]> b7
<Crunka> CHICKEN
* Crunka was kicked by Poptart (Poptart)
* Crunka has joined #RIA
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Crunka
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<Poptart> FIRE
<zombie2000[RIA]> WIN
<Vintus[RIA]> WIND
<DYP> pigs
<Poptart> Omgosh
<zombie2000[RIA]> EARTH
<Poptart> FIRE
<Vintus[RIA]> WIND
<DYP> whats a WIN?
<Vintus[RIA]> gjawe;t
<zombie2000[RIA]> EARTH
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTYH
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<Crunka> PEWEE
<zombie2000[RIA]> FIRE
<zombie2000[RIA]> EARTH
<DYP> start again
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> doggy!
<Poptart> FIRE
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<Poptart> DAMN IT
<Poptart> FIRE
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<DYP> devil
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<zombie2000[RIA]> EARTH
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> DOG!
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
* DYP was kicked by Poptart (Poptart)
<zombie2000[RIA]> EARTH
<crazyisraelie[TOP]> DOG!
<Vintus[RIA]> FIRE
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<Poptart> XD
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<Skoffin> EGGPLANT
<Poptart> He's not coming back
<Vintus[RIA]> EARTH
<zombie2000[RIA]> EARTH
<Vintus[RIA]> FIRE
<zombie2000[RIA]> WIND
<Vintus[RIA]> WATER
<zombie2000[RIA]> HEART
<Vintus[RIA]> BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED
<Vintus[RIA]> I AM
<Vintus[RIA]> CAPTAIN PLANET
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 11, 2007, 04:31:17 am
Quote
<Vintus[RIA]> hax
<Vintus[RIA]> Speaking of which
<Vintus[RIA]> Kenneth
*longass pause*
<Vintus[RIA]> jea;
<Vintus[RIA]> kentn
<Vintus[RIA]> aeknyta
<Vintus[RIA]> nawg;wayjt
<Vintus[RIA]> g;wajt'
<Vintus[RIA]> kenneth
*longass pause*
<Vintus[RIA]> FUCKING DEAD PUPPIES IN A TOASTER OVEN IT'S LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS
* Disconnected
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Mr_Cynic on July 11, 2007, 07:58:41 am
I couldn't get the copypasta on mine to work.  I kept interrupting some serious-sounding convo between Loren and shamed.  I think it was Loren.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Shamedmonkey on July 11, 2007, 08:01:34 am
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
I couldn't get the copypasta on mine to work.  I kept interrupting some serious-sounding convo between Loren and shamed.  I think it was Loren.

If you were on mIRC, when you highlight text, it automatically copies.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on July 11, 2007, 02:45:21 pm
lol serious convo., that happened in #RIA.

lol
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 12, 2007, 07:39:24 pm
Nothing of note has happened lately. >_>
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 12, 2007, 09:43:12 pm
Quote
<Mr_Cynic> Murdering bastard.
<Loren> What?
<Loren> Oh snap.
<Mr_Cynic> He killed Vintus.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Mr_Cynic on July 12, 2007, 09:44:48 pm
Quote from: Vintus
Quote
<Mr_Cynic> Murdering bastard.
<Loren> What?
<Loren> Oh snap.
<Mr_Cynic> He killed Vintus.

I dun get why that's funny.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 12, 2007, 11:11:26 pm
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
I dun get why that's funny.

It's just more random, especially if you look at it out of context.. >_>
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on July 12, 2007, 11:59:24 pm
Before Kenny sigs

Quote
babelonians has joined #ria
* ChanServ sets mode: +v babelonians
* zombie2000[RIA] has left #RIA
<Vintus[RIA]> Guys...
<Vintus[RIA]> I...
<Vintus[RIA]> put the screw...
<Vintus[RIA]> in the tuna
* pantaloons facepalms
* babelonians slaps vintus with tuna
<Vintus[RIA]> D:
<babelonians> ya you know u like it
<babelonians> bend over
* Vintus[RIA] bends over.
* babelonians slaps vintus behind with tuna
<Vintus[RIA]> OH YES
<Vintus[RIA]> YES YES
<Vintus[RIA]> MORE
<Hyperonic[RIA]> sigged
<Loren> xD
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Azural on July 13, 2007, 01:12:41 pm
Quote
<Stew1213[NADC]> will someone give me a free $20 doantion plz?
<Azural> If you're going to ask for it, you could atleast try your alliance first.
<Omega[\m]> umm
<Omega[\m]> il do it if you record yourself on cam singing a spice girls classic
<KarlMarx[NPO]> And then post it on Youtube
<KarlMarx[NPO]> Oh, and make sure you're wearing make-up
<KarlMarx[NPO]> And in a dress
<Azural> I'll give you a donation next month if it's still there...
<Omega[\m]>
<Omega[\m]> that a donation this mont and next
<Omega[\m]> month*
<Omega[\m]> 1 4min vid of you in a dress and make up signing a spice girls song
* Azural waits for a response
<Omega[\m]> guess he dosent want it
<Omega[\m]>
<KarlMarx[NPO]> r u srs, Omega
<KarlMarx[NPO]> It just might be worth it...
<KarlMarx[NPO]>
<Omega[\m]> yeah
<Omega[\m]> il put throw a $20 donation at update
<Omega[\m]> the lulz alone would be worth it
* bilbobaggin3[NpO] has quit IRC (Quit: Sumbass clicked the x.)
<Azural> ^
<BryanViking[MCXA]> you'd be famous
* RuffRyders[IMU] has joined #CyberNations

10 or so minutes pass

<Omega[\m]> Stew1213[NADC] you up for it?
* Stew1213[NADC] has left #Cybernations
<Azural> I guess that's a no...
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 13, 2007, 10:13:58 pm
Quote from: Loren
Before Kenny sigs

Quote
babelonians has joined #ria
* ChanServ sets mode: +v babelonians
* zombie2000[RIA] has left #RIA
<Vintus[RIA]> Guys...
<Vintus[RIA]> I...
<Vintus[RIA]> put the screw...
<Vintus[RIA]> in the tuna
* pantaloons facepalms
* babelonians slaps vintus with tuna
<Vintus[RIA]> D:
<babelonians> ya you know u like it
<babelonians> bend over
* Vintus[RIA] bends over.
* babelonians slaps vintus behind with tuna
<Vintus[RIA]> OH YES
<Vintus[RIA]> YES YES
<Vintus[RIA]> MORE
<Hyperonic[RIA]> sigged
<Loren> xD

I was young and foolish! D:
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Shamedmonkey on July 14, 2007, 09:14:19 am
Quote
[09:18] <Vintus[RIA]> fgdsg
[09:18] <Vintus[RIA]> no sleep
[09:18] <Vintus[RIA]> previo
[09:18] <Vintus[RIA]> s
[09:18] <Vintus[RIA]> night
[09:18] <Vintus[RIA]> Monitor..changing colors
[09:39] <Shamedmonkey> XD
[09:41] <Vintus[RIA]> Finally someone speeks
[09:41] <Vintus[RIA]> I'm not talking to the wall whjhc just began talking back to me
[09:42] <Shamedmonkey> I am a figment of your imagination.
[09:49] <Vintus[RIA]> no
[09:49] <Vintus[RIA]> If you were you'd be red with spots and shit
[09:49] <Shamedmonkey> I have red spots
[09:49] <Shamedmonkey> Don't you know?
[09:49] <Vintus[RIA]> That's because you have AIDS
[09:50] <Vintus[RIA]> mgh
[09:50] <Vintus[RIA]> feel like SHIIIIIIIIIIIT
[09:50] <Vintus[RIA]> INTERNET WON'T WORK
[09:50] <Vintus[RIA]> MUST STAY UP TO 6PM
[09:50] <Shamedmonkey> :o
[09:51] <Vintus[RIA]> SHUT UP SHAMED
[09:51] <Vintus[RIA]> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY SHAME
[09:51] <Vintus[RIA]> I MEAN
[09:51] <Vintus[RIA]> SUFFERING
[09:51] <Vintus[RIA]> Phalluses! Phalluses I sya!
[09:51] <Vintus[RIA]> So many phalluses it up my ass!
[09:52] <Shamedmonkey> YOU SUCK VINTUS
[09:52] <Shamedmonkey> GO BUTTSECKS YOURSELF
[09:53] <Vintus[RIA]> I need a dildo to do that retard
[09:53] <Vintus[RIA]> don't talk to me when I'm high
[09:53] <Vintus[RIA]> talk to me I'm lonely :(
[09:53] <Shamedmonkey> I don't talk
[09:53] <Shamedmonkey> This is you imagining things.
[09:53] <Vintus[RIA]> well
[09:53] <Vintus[RIA]> the carrots give you away
[09:54] <Vintus[RIA]> because if you werim aginery
[09:54] <Vintus[RIA]> you'd be drunk
[09:54] <Vintus[RIA]> wait
[09:54] <Vintus[RIA]> no
[09:54] <Vintus[RIA]> where the fuck did that come ffoom
[09:54] <Vintus[RIA]> from
[09:54] <Shamedmonkey> Up your butt bitch
[09:54] <Shamedmonkey> You really need to stop fapping.
[09:55] <Shamedmonkey> You'll go blind.
[09:55] <Vintus[RIA]> Already fapped like 5 times tonight from boredom
[09:55] <Vintus[RIA]> My left testicle is about to fall off
[09:55] <Vintus[RIA]> oh wait
[09:55] <Vintus[RIA]> I thought you said I didn't fap enough
[09:55] <Shamedmonkey> See?
[09:55] <Shamedmonkey> Those carrots and red spots are proof.
[09:56] <Vintus[RIA]> you're full of oxshit shamed
[09:56] <Hyperonic[RIA]> COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS C
[09:56] <Vintus[RIA]> you and cr
[09:56] <Vintus[RIA]> HOLY FUCKING SHIT
[09:56] * Hyperonic[RIA] is now known as Hyperonic[Work]
[09:56] <Vintus[RIA]> WTF KENNY
[09:56] <Vintus[RIA]> YOU SCARED ME SHITLESS
[09:57] <Shamedmonkey> I am not full of oxshit.
[09:57] <Shamedmonkey> I am your imagination
[09:57] <Shamedmonkey> I am an imaginary friend.
[09:58] <Hyperonic[Work]> Vintus, who are you talking to anyway?
[09:58] <Vintus[RIA]> wow
[09:58] <Vintus[RIA]> I just sharded myself
[09:58] <Vintus[RIA]> I don't know anymore
[09:58] <Vintus[RIA]> I think it's Shamed but hte name is all blurry
[09:58] <Hyperonic[Work]> Shamed?
[09:58] <Hyperonic[Work]> O_o
[09:58] <Vintus[RIA]> he's giving me all this carrots and red spots oxshit
[09:58] <Hyperonic[Work]> O....kay....
[09:59] <Hyperonic[Work]> Which one is Shamed?
[09:59] <Vintus[RIA]> that one
[09:59] * Vintus[RIA] points at his testicles.
[09:59] <Hyperonic[Work]> Yeah, okay. well, I'm going to work.
[09:59] <Shamedmonkey> Honestly, VIntus
[09:59] <Hyperonic[Work]> So, good luck with Shamed Testicles.
[09:59] <Shamedmonkey> You should know better.
[10:00] <Vintus[RIA]> SHUT UP SHAMED
[10:00] <Hyperonic[Work]> Wow.
[10:00] <Vintus[RIA]> I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR RED SPOTS RUNT YOUR FACE
[10:00] <Hyperonic[Work]> You are shouting at your balls?
[10:00] <Vintus[RIA]> NOT MY BALLS, SHAMED
[10:00] <Vintus[RIA]> HE'S BETWEEN MY LEGS
[10:00] <Hyperonic[Work]> Are you sure it just isn't Crazy?
[10:01] <Hyperonic[Work]> Because, Shamed isn't a name, vintus.
[10:01] <Hyperonic[Work]> It's an adverb.
[10:01] <Hyperonic[Work]> And SHIT IM LATE FOR WORK
[10:01] <Hyperonic[Work]> And, it's an adjective.
[10:01] <Hyperonic[Work]> I think.
[10:01] <Hyperonic[Work]> Fuck it.
[10:01] <Hyperonic[Work]> I've got to go to workz.
[10:01] <Hyperonic[Work]> later sk8rs
[10:01] <Vintus[RIA]> laters
[10:01] * Loren has joined #RIA
[10:01] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Loren
[10:01] <Vintus[RIA]> Now it's jsut you and me shamed
[10:02] <Vintus[RIA]> and I'm going to rip off your carrots, kill the red spots and shit on your chest
[10:02] <Vintus[RIA]> oh hi loren
[10:02] <Vintus[RIA]> I'm heavilly sleep deprived
[10:02] <Vintus[RIA]> ghow are you this morning
[10:02] <Shamedmonkey> Vintus
[10:02] <Shamedmonkey> Again, I'm in your head.
[10:02] <Shamedmonkey> Loren doesn't know who I am.
[10:02] <Vintus[RIA]> no you're not you're right between my legs
[10:02] <Vintus[RIA]> right in plain sight of loren
[10:03] <Shamedmonkey> Loren isn't here, Vintus.
[10:03] <Vintus[RIA]> god im sooooo fucking hi gh right now,
[10:03] <Loren> o_O Who are you?
[10:03] <Vintus[RIA]> i don't know, good question
[10:04] <Vintus[RIA]> im still finding myself
[10:04] <Vintus[RIA]> teeth..chattering
[10:04] <Vintus[RIA]> modem..winking suggestively at me
[10:04] <Vintus[RIA]> help me mommy
[10:05] <Shamedmonkey> Mommy isn't here, Vintus.
[10:05] <Vintus[RIA]> is she imaginary too
[10:05] <Shamedmonkey> No one can help you now.
[10:05] <Vintus[RIA]> oh shit
[10:05] <Shamedmonkey> You shouldn't do drugs anymore.
[10:05] <Vintus[RIA]> not again
[10:05] <Vintus[RIA]> who said i was on drugs
[10:05] <Shamedmonkey> We're high right now.
[10:05] <Vintus[RIA]> did the red spots
[10:05] <Shamedmonkey> Not a good thing.
[10:05] <Vintus[RIA]> i know i'm high
[10:06] <Vintus[RIA]> how about you
[10:06] <Vintus[RIA]> YOU KILLED HER
[10:06] <Vintus[RIA]> YOU KILLED MY SISTETR
[10:06] <Shamedmonkey> I'm the only logical part of your brain right now.
[10:06] <Vintus[RIA]> you bastard
[10:06] <Shamedmonkey> I did.
[10:06] <Shamedmonkey> She stood in our way.
[10:06] <Vintus[RIA]> fucker
[10:06] <Vintus[RIA]> go die in a fucking fire
[10:06] <Vintus[RIA]> like the way my sister died
[10:06] <Vintus[RIA]> you..bastard
[10:07] <Vintus[RIA]> i have no logical part of mymind
[10:07] <Vintus[RIA]> only red spots and carrots
[10:07] <Shamedmonkey> I had to start that fire, Vintus.
[10:07] <Vintus[RIA]> spiralong
[10:07] <Vintus[RIA]> depression
[10:07] <Vintus[RIA]> NO
[10:07] <Vintus[RIA]> I started it
[10:07] <Shamedmonkey> She stood in our way.
[10:07] <Vintus[RIA]> I couldn't stand her anymore
[10:07] <Shamedmonkey> I know.
[10:07] <Shamedmonkey> I forced you to start it.
[10:07] <Vintus[RIA]> GET OUT OF MY MIND
[10:08] <Vintus[RIA]> i didn't want to
[10:08] <Vintus[RIA]> she made me
[10:08] <Vintus[RIA]> you mae me
[10:08] <Vintus[RIA]> whyyyyyy
[10:08] <Vintus[RIA]> she didn't hurt no one
[10:08] <Shamedmonkey> She stood in our way.
[10:08] <Shamedmonkey> Now we're our parents favorite.
[10:08] <Vintus[RIA]> oh yeah
[10:08] <Vintus[RIA]> sick
[10:09] <Vintus[RIA]> should we kill my baby brother too
[10:09] <Shamedmonkey> Your baby brother...is being taken care of...
[10:09] <Vintus[RIA]> by who
[10:09] <Shamedmonkey> By you.
[10:09] <Shamedmonkey> Look where you are
[10:09] <Shamedmonkey> >_>
[10:09] <Vintus[RIA]> OH SHI
[10:09] <Vintus[RIA]> I HAVE MY PENIS DOWN ITS THROAT
[10:09] <Vintus[RIA]> OH GOD
[10:09] <Vintus[RIA]> It's going to suffocate
[10:09] <Vintus[RIA]> help me
[10:10] <Shamedmonkey> No one can help you Vintus.
[10:10] <Vintus[RIA]> oh gfod
[10:10] <Vintus[RIA]> im going to kill myself
[10:10] <Vintus[RIA]> only way
[10:10] <Vintus[RIA]>  to stop you
[10:10] <Vintus[RIA]> where's a window
[10:10] <Shamedmonkey> XD
[10:11] <Shamedmonkey> this needs to stop then
[10:11] <Shamedmonkey> Loren
[10:11] <Vintus[RIA]> ..window
[10:11] <Vintus[RIA]> where
[10:11] <Shamedmonkey> Loren talk
[10:11] <Shamedmonkey> XD
[10:11] <Shamedmonkey> Vintus
[10:11] <Shamedmonkey> It's shamed
[10:11] <Loren> Yeah?
[10:11] <Loren> Hai.
[10:11] <Shamedmonkey> I'm not in your imagination
[10:11] <Shamedmonkey> Vintus' humilitation is so tasty
[10:11] <Vintus[RIA]> oh hi
[10:11] <Vintus[RIA]> how are you
[10:11] <Shamedmonkey> Good
[10:12] <Vintus[RIA]> where am i
[10:12] <Loren> #RIA
[10:12] * Vintus[RIA] facedesks.
[10:12] <Vintus[RIA]> Oh shit
[10:12] <Vintus[RIA]> you're going to log all this aren't you
[10:13] <Shamedmonkey> Yes.
[10:13] <Shamedmonkey> XFD
[10:13] <Shamedmonkey> I'm posting it now.
[10:13] <Vintus[RIA]> the red spots arend carrots was mildly what iw as thinking
[10:13] <Loren> XD
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 14, 2007, 09:26:10 am
haery you yeoauc cant dot ataht thats auethors rites!
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on July 14, 2007, 10:12:37 am
<__<

>__>


Nothing to see here.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 14, 2007, 10:34:06 am
EAT THIS LOREN

Quote
<Da_Choice> <Loren> and I'm sure I have a few other things that are.. not normal in other contries
<Da_Choice> <Da_Choice> hehe
<Da_Choice> <Da_Choice> Child porn?
<Da_Choice> <Da_Choice> Second penis?
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on July 14, 2007, 10:36:31 am
I didn't say the last line >_>

But I'm not fixing it either cause it only gets worse <_<
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 15, 2007, 12:49:13 pm
(Posted by Loren - I'm not humiliating myself >_>..or maybe I am)

Quote
<Shamedmonkey> Logs. Nao.
<Vintus[RIA]> NO
<Vintus[RIA]> FUCK NO
<Shamedmonkey> Why not?
<Vintus[RIA]> Besides the logs are so damn big it wouldn't fit in four postst
<Vintus[RIA]> I DUNNO SHAMED GUESS
<Shamedmonkey> <_<
<Shamedmonkey> Post them on the forums
<Vintus[RIA]> no
<Vintus[RIA]> You're not getting them
<Loren> Aww.
<Vintus[RIA]> Fool me once, shame on me..fool me twice
<Vintus[RIA]> fuck you
<Vintus[RIA]> no wait
<Vintus[RIA]> remove the "Fool me once" part
<Vintus[RIA]> fuck you shamed
<Shamedmonkey> XD
<Loren> XD
<Vintus[RIA]> I think she's going to pass out now
<Vintus[RIA]> Either from exhaustion or from talking to me for over 10 hours straight
<Loren> I was gonna say, what did you do now
<Vintus[RIA]> Man she's going to get some weird nightmares
<Vintus[RIA]> Haha
<Loren> At least you're honest
<Vintus[RIA]> wait
<Vintus[RIA]> what
<Shamedmonkey> XFD
<Shamedmonkey> Owned.
<Loren> XD
<Vintus[RIA]> I'm having a humiliation overload
<Vintus[RIA]> I'm going to go slit my wrists
<Vintus[RIA]> brb
* Vintus[RIA] is now known as Vintus|Emo
<Loren> Emo hour?
<Vintus|Emo> I guess I'll carve "I HATE LOREN AND SHAMED IS A DOUCHE" into my arm then
<Loren> XDD
<Vintus|Emo> Man..I put that in my WoW /afk message once
<Vintus|Emo> "brb slitting wrists"
<Vintus|Emo> Some guy asked me if I wanted a group, said "that's a pity" then left..next thing I know
<Vintus|Emo> 4 other people whisper me saying things like "omg really" and "lol emo"
<Vintus|Emo> Then he told his GUILD about it
<Loren> XD!
<Vintus|Emo> I was just sitting there laughing my ass off
<Loren> I know how ya feel, my friends did the same thing to me
<Vintus|Emo> Watching those idiots one by one send me tell after tell
<Vintus|Emo> I'm not changing my nick until you apologize Loren sad.gif
<Vintus|Emo> you hurt my feelings and made me carve your name into my arm
<Vintus|Emo> That's two different levels of scarring
<Loren> lol
<Loren> You set yourself up for it
<Vintus|Emo> ...you aren't going to apologize are you
<Loren> ..I doubt it..
<Vintus|Emo> NOT THIS TIME
<Vintus|Emo> NO
<Vintus|Emo> NOT GETTING HUMILIATED AGAIN
* Vintus|Emo is now known as Vintus[RIA]
<Loren> *cough*
<Vintus[RIA]> AHA
<Vintus[RIA]> NO
<Vintus[RIA]> I WON THIS TIME
<Vintus[RIA]> YOU SUCK LOREN
<Loren> XDD
<Vintus[RIA]> IN YOUR FACE
<Vintus[RIA]> I'm going to log THAT, see how YOU LIKE IT
<Loren> I'll log this whole thing, go right ahead
<Vintus[RIA]> .......
<Vintus[RIA]> crap
<Vintus[RIA]> I didn't have a plan b
* Vintus[RIA] shits bricks.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 16, 2007, 12:46:36 pm
For some strange reason, the "You are about to paste a really big message" thing didn't tonic up for me even when I turned it off, so I just C+P'd an overly long joke post into IRC, so large, in fact, I got disconnected.

I have NO idea how that happened. I didn't know I had THAT copied, I thought I copied the link..
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 16, 2007, 04:02:48 pm
Quote
<Vintus[RIA]> Kick which one?
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen, me, or my clone?
<Damen> Or my clone?
<Vintus[RIA]> Which one will you shoot?
<Loren> 9
<Vintus[RIA]> 9?
<Vintus[RIA]> 8
* CloneDamen has joined #RIA
* ChanServ sets mode: +v CloneDamen
<Vintus[RIA]> HAX
<CloneDamen> I AM CLONE DAMEN
<Damen> Muhahahaha
<Vintus[RIA]> HAX
<Damen> My powers are ultimate
<Vintus[RIA]> HAX
<CloneDamen> I AGREE
* Shamedmonkey is now known as CloneCloneDamen
<Vintus[RIA]> OH GOD HAX
<CloneCloneDamen> I AM THE CLONE OF CLONEDAMEN
<Vintus[RIA]> WHAT THE SHIT
<Damen> Have Azural check. I can prove that we're the same person
<CloneDamen> Me and Damen, that is
* VintusClone has joined #RIA
* ChanServ sets mode: +v VintusClone
<Vintus[RIA]> oh lawd
<VintusClone> I have come for your virginity! ò_ó
<Damen> My clone > Your clone
<CloneCloneDamen> Me > All.
<CloneDamen> Me > Your clone
<CloneDamen> Me > Your clone
<CloneDamen> >_> Too bad I'm an actual clone
<Vintus[RIA]> I'm the clone, he's not
<VintusClone> You're lying!
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Azural on July 17, 2007, 01:28:42 pm
<Shamedmonkey> Every time god masturbates, you kill a kitten
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: zblewski on July 24, 2007, 01:10:35 am
Quote
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
I love you
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
i love your hair
Reminder: Sit Chris Canny's Uranme nation. says:
=D
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
i love your eyes
Reminder: Sit Chris Canny's Uranme nation. says:
o.o;
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
i love your brain
Reminder: Sit Chris Canny's Uranme nation. says:
@__@
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
i love your c**k
Reminder: Sit Chris Canny's Uranme nation. says:
;>_>
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
i love you maaan
Reminder: Sit Chris Canny's Uranme nation. says:
x.x
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
like a sister/brother/thing
Reminder: Sit Chris Canny's Uranme nation. says:
You love my cock like a sister?
Reminder: Sit Chris Canny's Uranme nation. says:
Eww.
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
I love you like a child loves toys.
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
I love you like Ken Jennings loves Jeopardy.
Reminder: Sit Chris Canny's Uranme nation. says:
;>_>
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
like John Travolta loves fat suits and drag.
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
like Gene Simmons loves... guitars...
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
DAMNIT I LOVE YOU
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
I
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
FUCKING
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
LOVE
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
AAYYYYAAa.
Reminder: Sit Chris Canny's Uranme nation. says:
@____@
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
LOOOOOVVVEEEE
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
YUUUUUUUU
Bleskie- " I must awake,/ Not wanting to bid farewell/ To a dream,/ Yet unfufilled." says:
*cries*
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: evil greg guy on July 26, 2007, 09:41:31 am
i had one of those moments...... it involved me, shyox, esteban, and a SHITLOAD of lubricant
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: crazyisraelie on July 26, 2007, 02:22:19 pm
Quote
[15:12] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> http://rialliance.net/test.html (http://rialliance.net/test.html)
[15:12] <+The_Trail[FOK]> rick roll?
[15:12] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> No
[15:12] <+The_Trail[FOK]> if its something like that im declaring war
[15:12] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Its the RIA homepage
[15:12] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> >_L.
[15:14] <+Lavie> hmz
[15:14] <AvengerNL[FOK]> whats 'rick roll'
[15:14] <+The_Trail[FOK]> war
[15:14] <+The_Trail[FOK]> noa
[15:14] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> XFD
[15:14] <+The_Trail[FOK]> homepage meet my enter button
[15:14] <+The_Trail[FOK]> btw
[15:14] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Haha
[15:14] <+The_Trail[FOK]> :I
[15:14] <+The_Trail[FOK]> ir not amused
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: dester55 on July 26, 2007, 07:29:44 pm
Quote
[20:20] *** Tulak_Hord has joined #NSA.
[20:20] *** Solie[FAN] has signed off IRC (Quit: ).
[20:21] Tulak_Hord: ...shit.
[20:21] Tulak_Hord: Who the fuck did this?
[20:21] Tulak_Hord: (Link: http://hyperonic.com/yhelothar.jpg)http://...m/yhelothar.jpg (http://hyperonic.com/yhelothar.jpg)http://hyperonic.com/yhelothar.jpg)
[20:21] *** crazyisraelie[RIA] has joined #NSA.
[20:21] Tulak_Hord: It's...so big.
[20:21] *** Shyox has joined #NSA.
[20:21] Tulak_Hord: I mean, OH MY GOD.
[20:21] Tulak_Hord: Our forums are covered with it!
[20:22] crazyisraelie[RIA]: XFD
[20:22] *** Uhtred has joined #NSA.
[20:22] Tulak_Hord: I demand to know which of you posted a picture of Hyper's cock on our boards.
[20:22] *** Uhtred has left #NSA.
[20:22] Doctor_Fresh[MCXA]: ROFL
[20:22] dester[RIA]: ROFLMAO
[20:22] Tulak_Hord: I also want to know...how drunk he was when that picture was taken.
[20:23] Tulak_Hord: Because, he's not in #RIA.
[20:23] Tulak_Hord: And, I know...someone...must know the origin of this picture.
[20:23] Tulak_Hord: And, I don't mean his pants.
[20:23] Shyox: Ask his mother
[20:23] Shyox: She keeps a lot of that stuff
[20:23] Tulak_Hord: Hey Shyox. Shut up.
[20:23] *** PDC has joined #NSA.
[20:23] Tulak_Hord: I'll fucking murder you.
[20:23] Tulak_Hord: In the ass.
[20:24] Shyox: *Is murdered*
[20:24] Shyox: *In the ass*
[20:24] PDC: O_________O!
[20:24] PDC: Anal sex?
[20:24] PDC: wtf?
[20:24] * dester[RIA] laughs my ass off
[20:24] Tulak_Hord: God damn, RIAers.
[20:24] PDC: :/
[20:24] PDC: Dude
[20:24] Tulak_Hord: RI is the bane of Cybernations.
[20:24] PDC: you know that anal sex is in the anus right?
[20:24] PDC: :/
[20:24] PDC: Which stinks
[20:24] Shyox: Oh yeah
[20:24] Tulak_Hord: YES I KNOW
[20:24] PDC: then wtf dude?
[20:24] Shyox: Gimme a thick one covered in clear paste
[20:24] PDC: Why you stick your penis there?
[20:24] Tulak_Hord: Hey PDC.
[20:24] Shyox: That's our motto
[20:24] Tulak_Hord: You know that Hyperonic fellow?
[20:24] dester[RIA]: omg! i think he's ten
[20:25] PDC: No
[20:25] PDC: I dunno that fellow
[20:25] Tulak_Hord: Because, he, or someone else decided to post THIS on our forums...
[20:25] Tulak_Hord: (Link: http://hyperonic.com/yhelothar.jpg)http://...m/yhelothar.jpg (http://hyperonic.com/yhelothar.jpg)http://hyperonic.com/yhelothar.jpg)
[20:25] PDC: dude
[20:25] PDC: I don't click links
[20:25] PDC: is it anal sex? :/
[20:25] Tulak_Hord: No.
[20:25] Tulak_Hord: It's not.
[20:25] Shyox: You don't have to
[20:25] Shyox: It's a viral stream
[20:25] Tulak_Hord: I would definitely click that.
[20:25] Shyox: That will eventually invade your background
[20:25] PDC: Viral? Like a vrus?
[20:25] PDC: forget that then
[20:25] PDC: :/
[20:26] *** Dan2680[away] is now known as Dan2680.
[20:26] Tulak_Hord: This isn't as fun as I hoped it would be.
[20:26] Shyox: Well, it's already invaded this IRC room
[20:26] *** Tulak_Hord is now known as Hyperonic[RIA].
[20:26] Hyperonic[RIA]: <_<
[20:26] Hyperonic[RIA]: Adios.
[20:26] *** Hyperonic[RIA] has left #NSA.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Kaiser on July 26, 2007, 10:29:45 pm
Quote
[22:27] <crazyisraelie[RIA]> Kasier whats up?
[22:28] <Kaiser[RIA]> Spanking the monkey
[22:28] <Loren> !!!
[22:28] <Loren> I <3 that game
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Azural on July 26, 2007, 10:47:11 pm
Quote
* Czar_Aleksander[GS] has joined #cybernations
* Azural sets mode: +v Czar_Aleksander[GS]
* Assington sets mode: +v Czar_Aleksander[GS]
* gurn has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Czar_Aleksander[GS]> danke
* ops has quit IRC (Quit: )
<MikailtheGreat[OBR]> Thank you all for such an enlightening experience.
* MikailtheGreat[OBR] has left #cybernations
* Daemos has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Czar_Aleksander[GS]> so...
* Daemos has joined #CyberNations
* Azural sets mode: +v Daemos
* Assington sets mode: +v Daemos
* Daemos has quit IRC (Quit: JWIRC applet)
* Daemos has joined #CyberNations
* Azural sets mode: +v Daemos
* Assington sets mode: +v Daemos
<lcdt94> (+Czar_Aleksander[GS]) so... <----doez u liek teh mudkipz too? =D
<Czar_Aleksander[GS]> who the hell are you
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on July 27, 2007, 12:00:55 am
(12:58:47 AM) IronSoldier820[CSN]: You're....there.
(12:58:52 AM) Azural: ...so?
(12:58:55 AM) IronSoldier820[CSN]: It bugs me.
(12:59:07 AM) Azural: Don't pay attention?
(12:59:19 AM) IronSoldier820[CSN]: Its an honest problem
(12:59:27 AM) IronSoldier820[CSN]: I've nothing good or bad to say about you
(12:59:38 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: What do you have to say about me, Iron?
(12:59:46 AM) IronSoldier820[CSN]: You have a big penis?
(12:59:50 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: \m/
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 27, 2007, 07:44:48 am
Quote from: dester55
Quote
[20:20] *** Tulak_Hord has joined #NSA.
[20:20] *** Solie[FAN] has signed off IRC (Quit: ).
[20:21] Tulak_Hord: ...shit.
[20:21] Tulak_Hord: Who the fuck did this?
[20:21] Tulak_Hord: (Link: http://hyperonic.com/yhelothar.jpg)http://...m/yhelothar.jpg (http://hyperonic.com/yhelothar.jpg)http://hyperonic.com/yhelothar.jpg)
[20:21] *** crazyisraelie[RIA] has joined #NSA.
[20:21] Tulak_Hord: It's...so big.
[20:21] *** Shyox has joined #NSA.
[20:21] Tulak_Hord: I mean, OH MY GOD.
[20:21] Tulak_Hord: Our forums are covered with it!
[20:22] crazyisraelie[RIA]: XFD
[20:22] *** Uhtred has joined #NSA.
[20:22] Tulak_Hord: I demand to know which of you posted a picture of Hyper's cock on our boards.
[20:22] *** Uhtred has left #NSA.
[20:22] Doctor_Fresh[MCXA]: ROFL
[20:22] dester[RIA]: ROFLMAO
[20:22] Tulak_Hord: I also want to know...how drunk he was when that picture was taken.
[20:23] Tulak_Hord: Because, he's not in #RIA.
[20:23] Tulak_Hord: And, I know...someone...must know the origin of this picture.
[20:23] Tulak_Hord: And, I don't mean his pants.
[20:23] Shyox: Ask his mother
[20:23] Shyox: She keeps a lot of that stuff
[20:23] Tulak_Hord: Hey Shyox. Shut up.
[20:23] *** PDC has joined #NSA.
[20:23] Tulak_Hord: I'll fucking murder you.
[20:23] Tulak_Hord: In the ass.
[20:24] Shyox: *Is murdered*
[20:24] Shyox: *In the ass*
[20:24] PDC: O_________O!
[20:24] PDC: Anal sex?
[20:24] PDC: wtf?
[20:24] * dester[RIA] laughs my ass off
[20:24] Tulak_Hord: God damn, RIAers.
[20:24] PDC: :/
[20:24] PDC: Dude
[20:24] Tulak_Hord: RI is the bane of Cybernations.
[20:24] PDC: you know that anal sex is in the anus right?
[20:24] PDC: :/
[20:24] PDC: Which stinks
[20:24] Shyox: Oh yeah
[20:24] Tulak_Hord: YES I KNOW
[20:24] PDC: then wtf dude?
[20:24] Shyox: Gimme a thick one covered in clear paste
[20:24] PDC: Why you stick your penis there?
[20:24] Tulak_Hord: Hey PDC.
[20:24] Shyox: That's our motto
[20:24] Tulak_Hord: You know that Hyperonic fellow?
[20:24] dester[RIA]: omg! i think he's ten
[20:25] PDC: No
[20:25] PDC: I dunno that fellow
[20:25] Tulak_Hord: Because, he, or someone else decided to post THIS on our forums...
[20:25] Tulak_Hord: (Link: http://hyperonic.com/yhelothar.jpg)http://...m/yhelothar.jpg (http://hyperonic.com/yhelothar.jpg)http://hyperonic.com/yhelothar.jpg)
[20:25] PDC: dude
[20:25] PDC: I don't click links
[20:25] PDC: is it anal sex? :/
[20:25] Tulak_Hord: No.
[20:25] Tulak_Hord: It's not.
[20:25] Shyox: You don't have to
[20:25] Shyox: It's a viral stream
[20:25] Tulak_Hord: I would definitely click that.
[20:25] Shyox: That will eventually invade your background
[20:25] PDC: Viral? Like a vrus?
[20:25] PDC: forget that then
[20:25] PDC: :/
[20:26] *** Dan2680[away] is now known as Dan2680.
[20:26] Tulak_Hord: This isn't as fun as I hoped it would be.
[20:26] Shyox: Well, it's already invaded this IRC room
[20:26] *** Tulak_Hord is now known as Hyperonic[RIA].
[20:26] Hyperonic[RIA]: <_<
[20:26] Hyperonic[RIA]: Adios.
[20:26] *** Hyperonic[RIA] has left #NSA.

XFD
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 27, 2007, 10:35:50 pm
Quote
<Azural> "I don't want to sound gay our anything, cause I'm not...but I want to see that picture of Kenny's cock"...
<Azural> No shit.
* Azural changes topic to '0,5Random Insanity Alliance | http://rialliance.net (http://rialliance.net) | VIVA LA RIA! |13,1 Important >  http://rialliance.net/test.html (http://rialliance.net/test.html) |0,5 You just lost The Game.| We're no strangers to love. | Hi, Loren! | No eating Poptart | Ministress of Secks is present.'
<Loren> I showed Crazy
<Lanna> You said it?
<Loren> And laughed my ass off
<Azural> Funny as hell, but creepy at the same time.
<Azural> No.
<Azural> ChaosPoet did.
<Loren> Exactly
<Loren> lol
<King_Srqt[\m]> lol unicorns are kick ass
<Azural> He's one of Kenny's RL friends...
<Azural> and aparantly gay.
<Azural> lol, what?
<Loren> XD
<Vintus[RIA]> He's Jewish, black, and gay?
<Lanna> Yall talk about penis way too much.  Is it healthy?
<Azural> ROFL
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Yup
<King_Srqt[\m]> oh man you dont even know the line your quoting
<Azural> Isn't that supposed to be impossible.
<Azural> *?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> No seriously Chaors is gay
<Loren> XD
<Loren> Lanna..
<Vintus[RIA]> oh lord
<Loren> Healthy or not, it just is
<Vintus[RIA]> homophobia antisemitism and racism
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> He asked loren for a picture of kenny cock
* Lanna has left #ria
<Azural> ...
<Loren> Like I have his cock
<Hyperonic[RIA]> (11:28:35 PM) Azural: CP wants that picture you took yesterday.
<Vintus[RIA]> You have his cock every tuesday n-
* Vintus[RIA] ducks.
<Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm in his basement right now.
<Azural> ROFL
<Loren> XD
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XFD
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> HAHA
<King_Srqt[\m]> [11:28pm]«@ Azural» "I don't want to sound gay our anything, cause I'm not...but I want to see that picture of Kenny's cock"...<<<<That line is from a movie called orgasmo just replace the cokck part with unicorns are kick ass
<Hyperonic[RIA]> >_>
<Loren> XD
<King_Srqt[\m]> orgasmo = kick ass movie
<Loren> Kenny's cock is a kick ass unicorn now?
<Hyperonic[RIA]> XD
<Loren> Fun
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> kenny you might as well be naked when he comes into the room
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> I am sure he will give you a blowjob
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Ian says "Fuck you!"
<Azural> lol
<Loren> When he comes in..
<Vintus[RIA]> Kenny's cock should be on our official flag
<Loren> I'm gonna laugh so hard
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XFD also Orgamso is a great movie
<Vintus[RIA]> it'll be great
<Azural> NO
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XFD
<Loren> XD
<Loren> You saw it?
<Azural> You told him we told you?
<Loren> Its real?
<Loren> LOL
<Vintus[RIA]> Hey Kenny, how's it feel to have everyone talking about your cock
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Yeah
<Hyperonic[RIA]> He told me he asked already. >_>
<Hyperonic[RIA]> He wanted to compare.
<Vintus[RIA]> stick it on to our flag and wave it around
<Hyperonic[RIA]> (11:33:04 PM) Vintus[RIA]: Hey Kenny, how's it feel to have everyone talking about your cock
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> No kenny
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Feels liek the RIA.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> he wants it in his mouth
<Vintus[RIA]> SALUTE THE COCK BITCH
<Loren> "Everyone has aids. Aids aids aids aids. Everyone's dead now. Because of aids aids aids aids aids"
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 28, 2007, 11:28:11 pm
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<Hyperonic[RIA]> I miss my...girlfriend...
<Hyperonic[RIA]> It feels weird saying that. >_>
<Vintus[RIA]> You're STRAIGHT?
<Hyperonic[RIA]> ...
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Dur.
<Vintus[RIA]> NO
<Vintus[RIA]> NOT MY SON
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Dad?!
<Vintus[RIA]> You are DISOWNED, get the FUCK out of my house
<Vintus[RIA]> yes
<Hyperonic[RIA]> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!
<Vintus[RIA]> IN MY BEDROOM WITH YOUR MOM MAKIN' BABIES
<Hyperonic[RIA]> THE FIRST TIME WE MEET AND YOU DISOWN ME?!
<Hyperonic[RIA]> ;_;
<Vintus[RIA]> yeah
<Vintus[RIA]> now gtfo
<Hyperonic[RIA]> You faggot.
<Hyperonic[RIA]> I'll kick your ass.
<Vintus[RIA]> and take your suitcase full of strap-ons with you
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Hey!
<Hyperonic[RIA]> That's not mine!
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Ian left it over here!
* dester[RIA] has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Vintus[RIA]> yeah it is
<Vintus[RIA]> don't lie
<Hyperonic[RIA]> And, I don't know why he brought them either!
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XFD
<Vintus[RIA]> you know very well why you took them out of your closet when he came here
<Vintus[RIA]> YOU'RE ACTUALLY MY DAUGHTER
<Hyperonic[RIA]> >_>
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Wow. Your sperm is fucked up.
<Hyperonic[RIA]> You made a daughter with a huge dick.
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Congratulations, fuck up.
<Azural> ...
<Vintus[RIA]>  it was MY genes
<Hyperonic[RIA]> I think it was my mother's now that I think about it.
<Vintus[RIA]> your mom has a huge cock!?
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Wait a second. How old are you?
<Vintus[RIA]> 16
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Damnit where is drunken
<Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm 19.
<Hyperonic[RIA]> OBJECTION!
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Fuck you.
<Vintus[RIA]> D:
<Vintus[RIA]> it was a time travel experiment
<Vintus[RIA]> it went horribly wrong
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Hey, I already made that joke.
<Vintus[RIA]> I'm also my own dad and brother
<Hyperonic[RIA]> That's why Moth is my son.
<Moth[RIA]> D---dad?
<Vintus[RIA]> OMG, Moth is my hermaphrodite son/daugher
<Moth[RIA]> ;_____;
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Son!
<Moth[RIA]> PA!
<Vintus[RIA]> HE'S MINE BITCH
<Hyperonic[RIA]> No!
* Vintus[RIA] beats Kenny over the head with a baseball bat and drags him off.
<Moth[RIA]> Wait a second...aren't you younger than me?
<Moth[RIA]> ;>_>
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Like I said, I made the time travel joke first. >_>
<ShadowAddict[RIA|ONE]> <_<
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 28, 2007, 11:59:11 pm
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<Vintus[RIA]> I, I, I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you
<Vintus[RIA]> I'm just a love machine, yeah, baby
<Vintus[RIA]> A hugging kissing fiend
<flpwch> ...
* flpwch has left #ria
<Azural> XD
<Vintus[RIA]> holy shit
<Moth[RIA]> XD
<Vintus[RIA]> did I just scare off flipwich
<Vintus[RIA]> TIME PARADOX
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Azural on July 29, 2007, 07:33:10 pm
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<Melagius> i know where you live, Gopher.
<Gopherbashi> f*ck
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Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: crazyisraelie on July 31, 2007, 01:49:49 am
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Session Start: Tue Jul 31 00:03:34 2007
Session Ident:#RIA
[00:03] * Lanna (~realbigsm@207-119-72-244.dyn.centurytel.net) has joined #ria
[00:03] * ChanServ sets mode +o Lanna for #RIA
[00:04] <+CptGodzilla> Lanna!
[00:04] <+Vintus[RIA]> annaL!
[00:04] <+Vintus[RIA]> !annaL*
[00:05] <@Azural> Hey!
[00:05] * Azural sets mode -v Vintus[RIA] for #RIA
[00:05] <@Lanna> Hey... losers.
[00:05] * Azural sets topic to: Random Insanity Alliance | http://rialliance.net (http://rialliance.net) | VIVA LA RIA! | Important >  http://rialliance.net/test.html (http://rialliance.net/test.html) | You just lost The Game.| We're no strangers to love. | Hi, Loren! | No eating tonictart- This means you too Kaiser | Ministress of Secks is present.
[00:05] <@Moth[RIA]> Hey, TALALA! =D
[00:05] <@Lanna> Not Zural and everyone else.  Just CptG.
[00:05] <+CptGodzilla>
[00:05] * Azural sets mode +v Vintus[RIA] for #RIA
[00:05] <@Loren> lol
[00:05] <@Moth[RIA]> We just kicked off a massive recruitment effort. We snagged 3 members in the last half hour.
[00:06] * CptGodzilla puts a secks embargo on Lanna
[00:06] <+Vintus[RIA]> Go Vintus go Vintus go go Vintus go Vintus go
[00:06] * Vintus[RIA] dances as his ego inflates dangerously.
[00:07] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> lanna
[00:07] * Vintus[RIA] is now known as Vintus|BRB
[00:08] <@Lanna> Hey, Lane.
[00:08] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Wahts up?
[00:09] <@Lanna> Haha, love the picture. XD
[00:10] * Vintus|BRB is now known as Vintus[RIA[
[00:10] * Vintus[RIA[ is now known as Vintus[RIA]
[00:10] * ChaosPoet[RIA] (Ian@pool-70-106-42-49.hag.east.verizon.net) Quit ( Read error: Connection reset by peer )
[00:19] * crazyisraelie[RIA] is now away - Reason : dishes
[00:19] ->> You are now known as crazyisraelie
[00:20] * avitus (~chatzilla@adsl-71-131-38-250.dsl.sntc01.pacbell.net) has joined #ria
[00:20] * ChanServ sets mode +v avitus for #RIA
[00:21] <+avitus> hallo
[00:21] <@Kaiser[RIA]> Hi
[00:21] <+Vintus[RIA]> herro
[00:21] <+avitus> How are you doing?
[00:22] <@Kaiser[RIA]> Pretty good
[00:23] <@Kaiser[RIA]> you?
[00:26] * Shadow[RIA] (theshadowd@cblmdm72-240-179-89.buckeyecom.net) Quit ( Quit: )
[00:29] * Kaiser[RIA] (~JavaGuest@dialp-69-26-67-118.kmts.ca) Quit ( Quit: EsperNet is my LIFE )
[00:34] * Hyperonic[RIA] (Hyperonic[@c-24-127-90-172.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #RIA
[00:34] * ChanServ sets mode +o Hyperonic[RIA] for #RIA
[00:34] <@Azural> hey
[00:34] <+avitus> o_O
[00:34] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm being attacked and I fear my sites are, too.
[00:35] <+crazyisraelie> what hyper?
[00:36] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm being hit by a syn flood and a ping attack.
[00:36] <@Delta1212[RIA]> I have full member access to PotD.
[00:36] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> They found the local web server I was running...
[00:37] * avitus (~chatzilla@adsl-71-131-38-250.dsl.sntc01.pacbell.net) has left #ria ()
[00:37] * Lanna (~realbigsm@207-119-72-244.dyn.centurytel.net) has left #ria
[00:37] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I made the stupid mistake of having a certain Apache option on.
[00:37] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> ...so, they had full write and execute access...
[00:37] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> ...whatever "lol.exe" is...I'm sure it's not good.
[00:37] <+crazyisraelie> Shit
[00:37] <+crazyisraelie> So what?
[00:37] <@Moth[RIA]> o_o
[00:37] <+crazyisraelie> Stay off the boards?
[00:37] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> No.
[00:37] * Azural sets topic to: Random Insanity Alliance | http://rialliance.net (http://rialliance.net) | VIVA LA RIA! | Important >  http://rialliance.net/test.html (http://rialliance.net/test.html) | You just lost The Game.| We're no strangers to love. | Hi, Loren! | No eating tonictart- This means you too Kaiser | Ministress of Secks is presen--er, absent.
[00:38] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm thinking.
[00:38] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> ...the most effective way to protect you all is to take...everything down.
[00:38] <+crazyisraelie> But why would someone would want to do that?
[00:38] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm in a lot of Internet communities. Some I would rather not talk about.
[00:39] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm pretty sure I know why I'm getting attacked.
[00:39] <+crazyisraelie> Then do it
[00:39] <@Moth[RIA]> *changes his nation's password, just in case*
[00:39] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> It's not your computers or outside sites that are the problem.
[00:39] <+Vintus[RIA]> O_o
[00:39] <@Moth[RIA]> My nation's password is the same as my account password. I had to change it.
[00:39] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Good.
[00:40] <+Vintus[RIA]> Good night..hopefully everything's still there in the morning
[00:40] * Vintus[RIA] (Chimpy2608@pool-71-184-70-43.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) Quit ( Quit: )
[00:42] <@Loren> ?
[00:42] <@Loren> Hackers?
[00:42] <+crazyisraelie> Something of the sort
[00:43] <@Loren> ???
[00:43] <@Loren> Where?
[00:44] <@Loren> Well, scratch that
[00:44] <@Loren> Just whats going on?
[00:44] <@Azural> Kenny, are you taking our forums down?
[00:44] <@Loren> ?
[00:44] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I don't know yet.
[00:45] <@Loren> Kenny, whats up?
[00:45] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I have the script written to make a backup and remove the tables. I am waiting for a single...significant attack...
[00:46] <@Loren> ...
[00:46] <@Loren> You're getting hacked?
[00:47] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm getting attacked again
[00:47] * Hyperonic[RIA] (Hyperonic[@c-24-127-90-172.hsd1.va.comcast.net) Quit ( Quit: burritos. )
[00:47] <+crazyisraelie> Damnit Kenny I thought you were prefect
[00:47] <+crazyisraelie> .............
[00:47] <+crazyisraelie> This isnt good
[00:47] <+crazyisraelie> he signed off aim too
[00:47] <@Azural> Yea
[00:47] <+crazyisraelie> I suggest everyone stay off the forums too
[00:47] <@Loren> Shit
[00:47] <@Loren> ...
[00:48] <@Loren> Do you know how many forum pw'd I have to change now..
[00:48] <@Loren> No
[00:48] <@Loren> Wayt
[00:48] <@Loren> *Wait. AZ I LOVE YOU.
[00:48] <@Azural> ?
[00:48] <@Loren> You made my pass something totally random. I'm safeish...
[00:49] <@Azural> I can't rember what it is anymore.
[00:49] <@Azural> Thought you changed it anyway.
[00:49] <@Loren> Nah. Left it..
[00:49] * Hyperonic[RIA] (Hyperonic[@c-24-127-90-172.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #RIA
[00:49] * ChanServ sets mode +o Hyperonic[RIA] for #RIA
[00:49] <@Azural> Kenny just got back on---
[00:49] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> It's not my server.
[00:49] <@Azural> AIM...
[00:49] <+crazyisraelie> Hey kenny you ok
[00:49] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> It's my fucking router.
[00:49] <+crazyisraelie> WTF?
[00:49] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Holy fuck.
[00:49] <@Moth[RIA]> ?
[00:50] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> http://24.127.90.172 (http://24.127.90.172)
[00:50] <@Moth[RIA]> Do I want to click that?
[00:50] <+crazyisraelie> ............
[00:50] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> ...that's my router.
[00:50] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Someone has created a user on it.
[00:50] <@Moth[RIA]> @___@
[00:50] <@Moth[RIA]> The f**k.
[00:50] <+crazyisraelie> someone is fucking with your router
[00:50] <@Loren> ?
[00:50] <@Loren> Why?
[00:54] <@Loren> Hmm.
[00:54] <@Loren> Kenny.. I'm just wondering, should we delet our cookies too? It sounds like what my old forum had to deal with, CG's.
[00:58] * Tulak_Hord[OA] (~dizzy_dev@202.154.154.190) has joined #ria
[00:58] * ChanServ sets mode +v Tulak_Hord[OA] for #RIA
[00:58] <@Azural> hey
[00:58] <+Tulak_Hord[OA]> hey
[00:58] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> No, Loren, you shouldn't need to do anything.
[00:59] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I don't think they are going after the web server.
[00:59] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> At least not tonight. Plus, they'd have to go through a lot to get to it.
[00:59] <+crazyisraelie> great
[00:59] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I need to think logically.
[00:59] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm paranoid.
[00:59] <+crazyisraelie> then I just cleared cookies too
[00:59] <+crazyisraelie> j_j
[00:59] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> This is the first time this has happened to me.
[00:59] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I feel stupid.
[01:00] <+crazyisraelie> Well
[01:00] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Two seperate attacks.
[01:00] <+crazyisraelie> Find out who did it
[01:00] <+crazyisraelie> and fuck back
[01:00] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> One on router, one on web server.
[01:00] <+timberh0[RIA]> when you stick your cock in places it doesn't belong ...
[01:00] <+crazyisraelie> you get aids
[01:00] <+crazyisraelie> alright kenny
[01:00] <+crazyisraelie> its time to fight AIDS
[01:00] * shibby14 (~shibby111@142-165-80-57.nbfr.hsdb.sasknet.sk.ca) Quit ( Quit: ahh the goverment got me SAVE ME JEBUS )
[01:01] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> (01:00:19 AM) timberh0[RIA]: when you stick your cock in places it doesn't belong ..
[01:01] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> This has NOTHING to do with my cock, believe it or not.
[01:01] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> ...unless...it really does.
[01:01] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> <_<
[01:01] <+crazyisraelie> Oh god
[01:01] <+crazyisraelie> I hope not
[01:01] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> But, I know it's sound crazy coming from me...but...my cock isn't to blame 100% of the time.
[01:01] <+crazyisraelie> They are going to spam cnet with pictures of your cock
[01:01] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> On an unrelated note...
[01:02] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> ...how many of you spammed http://rialliance.net/test.html (http://rialliance.net/test.html) to GameFAQs?
[01:02] <@Loren> Why..?
[01:02] <@Azural> As far as I know, only Vnitus.
[01:02] <@Azural> Crazy said he did it but through something else.
[01:02] <+crazyisraelie> I did
[01:02] <+crazyisraelie> >_>
[01:03] <+crazyisraelie> I did it on RI two days ago
[01:03] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Well, someone said the latest SBAllen topic was pretty much caused by my page.
[01:03] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> <_<
[01:03] <+crazyisraelie> and only once
[01:03] <+crazyisraelie> It was all in good fun
[01:05] <@Delta1212[RIA]> Yes, it was caused by you
[01:06] <@Delta1212[RIA]> It does pretty much describe exactly what that link is.
[01:06] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> ...was it really? >_>
[01:06] <@Loren> You're blaming Crazy for this?
[01:06] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> That's awesome.
[01:06] <+crazyisraelie> Its my fault
[01:06] <+crazyisraelie> >_>
[01:06] <+crazyisraelie> Its all my fault
[01:06] <@Azural> Kenny...
[01:07] <@Azural> What's the chance at someone else seeing it and doing this?
[01:07] <@Azural> Because that link has been spread around a lot.
[01:07] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> What do you mean seeing it and doing it? >_>
[01:08] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Like, seeing it posted and then they post it?
[01:08] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I guess, very likely.
[01:08] <+crazyisraelie> yes
[01:08] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> You know...I'm going to check the logs. >_>
[01:08] <@Delta1212[RIA]> Any user posting links to a site that causes a web browser to maliciously alter its performance will receive a minimum 30 day suspension from the site for all of their accounts. Examples of this would be a URL that causes the browser to resize and move around, to spawn infinite new windows, to redirect to pornography or other offensive material, or to spawn a large number of javascript tonic-up windows.
[01:08] <@Azural> No.
[01:08] <@Azural> Seeing it posted and then causing the problem you're having.
[01:08] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I doubt that.
[01:08] <+crazyisraelie> He does have a point
[01:08] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> It's someone who knows me.
[01:08] <@Azural> How do you know?
[01:08] <+CptGodzilla> a URL that causes the browser to resize and move around
[01:08] <+CptGodzilla> XD
[01:09] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> ...well...there isn't really a way to get my IP address through my site unless you are an Admin of it.
[01:09] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Holy fucking donkey shit.
[01:09] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> It's been viewed 6537 times today?!
[01:09] <+crazyisraelie> Damn
[01:09] <+crazyisraelie> You created a monster
[01:09] <@Azural> What has?
[01:10] <@Delta1212[RIA]> XFD
[01:10] <+crazyisraelie> its time to kill it kenny
[01:10] <+crazyisraelie> Kill your monster
[01:10] <@Azural> The rickroll?
[01:10] <+crazyisraelie> Kill it
[01:10] <+crazyisraelie> Yes
[01:10] <@Delta1212[RIA]> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO </vader?
[01:10] <@Delta1212[RIA]> *</vader>
[01:10] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I have referals from the following sites...
[01:10] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> http://www.teamandromeda.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3513 (http://www.teamandromeda.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3513)
[01:10] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> http://www.maelstromlb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6126 (http://www.maelstromlb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6126)
[01:10] <+crazyisraelie> What kenny?
[01:10] <@Delta1212[RIA]> This is funny
[01:10] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> http://sleeplessknights.guildportal.com/Gu...3493&Page=2 (http://sleeplessknights.guildportal.com/Guild.aspx?GuildID=38758&ForumID=178122&TabID=343502&TopicID=5303493&Page=2)
[01:10] <@Azural> I can't get on either of those.
[01:11] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> http://jukkie.proboards3.com/index.cgi?boa...read=1185510348 (http://jukkie.proboards3.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1185510348)
[01:11] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> http://forums.onsmash.com/?showtopic=175404 (http://forums.onsmash.com/?showtopic=175404)
[01:11] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> http://z4.invisionfree.com/Sans_Pareil/ind...p?showtopic=304 (http://z4.invisionfree.com/Sans_Pareil/index.php?showtopic=304)
[01:12] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> http://www.liquid-courage.com/forums/viewt...&highlight= (http://www.liquid-courage.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3269&highlight=) <= This one is readable
[01:12] <@Azural> WTF?  Virus?
[01:12] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Beats the hell out of me, too. O_o
[01:13] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> http://www.smnnews.com/2007/07/25/mondo-ge...-bands-control/ (http://www.smnnews.com/2007/07/25/mondo-generator-drop-off-ozzfest-due-to-matters-beyond-the-bands-control/) <= Linked in the comments
[01:13] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Holy shit.
[01:13] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> It's been spammed on the WoW forums.
[01:13] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.h...72789&sid=1 (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=443172789&sid=1)
[01:13] <+crazyisraelie> XFD
[01:13] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> 1717 0.08%Â Â http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.h...60221&sid=1 (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=443160221&sid=1) 1717 0.08%Â Â http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.h...90043&sid=1 (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=443190043&sid=1) 1515 0.06%Â Â http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.h...22177&sid=1 (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=443122177&sid=1) 1414 0.06%Â Â http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.h...90051&sid=1 (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=443190051&sid=1) 1313 0.07%Â Â http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.h...73285&sid=1 (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=443173285&sid=1) 1212 0.05%Â Â
[01:13] <@Azural> Eh...not suprising.
[01:13] <@Azural> I wouldn't be suprised if I knew the person who spammed it on WoW.
[01:14] <+crazyisraelie> Damnit Kenny
[01:14] <+crazyisraelie> Kill the rick roll
[01:14] <+crazyisraelie> Do it
[01:14] <@Delta1212[RIA]> Make it redirect to the main site
[01:14] <@Delta1212[RIA]> Recruitment FTW
[01:14] <@Azural> ^
[01:14] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Oh god.
[01:14] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Posted on Cybernations forums
[01:14] <@Azural> ?
[01:14] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> http://z15.invisionfree.com/Cyber_Nations/...78119&st=80 (http://z15.invisionfree.com/Cyber_Nations/index.php?showtopic=78119&st=80)
[01:14] <@Azural> Where?
[01:14] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> XFD
[01:14] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Oh nevermind, it's in Delta's sig.
[01:15] <@Delta1212[RIA]> =P
[01:15] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> http://z15.invisionfree.com/Cyber_Nations/...8119&st=100 (http://z15.invisionfree.com/Cyber_Nations/index.php?showtopic=78119&st=100)
[01:15] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> XFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFD
[01:15] <@Azural> That was Delta.
[01:15] <@Azural> Not a sig...
[01:15] <@Delta1212[RIA]> That was fun
[01:15] <@Azural> I've got it! I clicked this link http://rialliance.net/test.html (http://rialliance.net/test.html) when our very evil site admin gave it to me. That was not intelligent.
[01:15] <@Azural> Next post:
[01:15] <@Azural> nice rickroll btw
[01:15] <@Azural> edit: for some reason i always watch the entire thing when i get rickrolle :/ I think i might actually like it.. i guess im a masochist
[01:15] <@Azural> edit 2 : damn thing is on a loop got to end it sometime soon
[01:16] <@Delta1212[RIA]> XFD
[01:16] <+timberh0[RIA]> You bastard...I'm keeping that URL saved somewhere...
[01:16] <+timberh0[RIA]> thats from the next page
[01:16] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> O_o
[01:16] <+crazyisraelie> Kenny
[01:16] <+crazyisraelie> Take it down
[01:17] <+CptGodzilla> lol hyper... what kind of demon have you created?
[01:17] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Wow. The largest referal is actually just a redirect to  my page
[01:17] <@Azural> I could be an ass...and copy the code for that page
[01:17] <+crazyisraelie> Kenny
[01:17] <+crazyisraelie> Kill it
[01:17] <+crazyisraelie> Kill it now
[01:17] <+crazyisraelie> before you get in anymore trouble
[01:17] <@Azural> Then save it as the default page for internet browsers
[01:17] <+crazyisraelie> and someone sets it up on the US government computers
[01:17] <+crazyisraelie> >_>
[01:18] <+CptGodzilla> XD
[01:18] <+timberh0[RIA]> you should redirect it to an ria recruitment page
[01:18] <+crazyisraelie> Timber^
[01:18] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> "There is also an embedded trojan in the code"
[01:18] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> O_o
[01:18] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> What the fuck are these idiots talking abou?
[01:19] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> http://www.paintballforum.com/lounge/15485...h-game-web.html (http://www.paintballforum.com/lounge/154852-most-addictive-flash-game-web.html)
[01:19] <+CptGodzilla> lol
[01:19] <@Azural> I don't know.
[01:19] <+crazyisraelie> Another luer checked it for me yetersday
[01:19] <+crazyisraelie> he said it was good
[01:19] <+crazyisraelie> but hilarious
[01:20] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> The virus is called "RC1 Trojan," for obvious reasons.
[01:20] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> When googling the file name, nothing really comes up. Just download links, heh.
[01:20] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I did find this website: http://www.glocksoft.com/trojan_list/RC1_trojan.htm (http://www.glocksoft.com/trojan_list/RC1_trojan.htm).
[01:20] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Not only is there the "rc1.zip" file that Medic mentioned, but there isalso a 59,204 byte "Setup.exe" file in the bundle, along with a"Service.zip" . Maybe try scanning for those files as well.
[01:20] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> The virus also operates through port 65535, but it can be changed.
[01:20] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> This seems to be quite a virus. If I'm reading correctly, it allowspeople to remotely monitor what you're doing on your computer, alongwith remote control (hence "RC")
[01:20] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> O________________o
[01:20] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> HOLY FUCK
[01:20] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
[01:20] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> OH MY GOD
[01:21] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Everyone. Search your computers for that file.
[01:21] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Now.
[01:21] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Linux and Mac are safe, probably.
[01:21] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Windows users, CHECK YOUR COMPUTERS.
[01:21] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Confirm that this is true.
[01:21] <@Loren> What?
[01:21] <@Loren> What what?
[01:21] <+CptGodzilla> hmm
[01:21] <+CptGodzilla> nothing came up for me
[01:21] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I did NOT make the Rick Roll video. Just the page.
[01:21] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> HOLY FUCK.
[01:21] <@Loren> What what?
[01:22] <@Loren> How can I check it?
[01:22] <@Azural> Loren, Start > Search
[01:22] <@Loren> Search..?
[01:22] <+crazyisraelie> Eh Thanks kenny I just have to reinstall Windows now
[01:22] <+crazyisraelie> ...........
[01:22] <+ShadowAddict[RIA|NONE]> Guh
[01:22] <@Loren> Search.. what..?
[01:23] <@Azural> Loren, what OS are you using?
[01:23] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> rc1.zip
[01:23] <@Loren> OS?
[01:23] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Search your entire computer for that.
[01:23] <@Azural> Kenny, did you only see that on one site?
[01:23] <+CptGodzilla> lol
[01:23] <@Azural> Or did more than one have something about it?
[01:23] <+CptGodzilla> i saw it on one of them
[01:24] <@Azural> So did I...and it wasn't the link Kenny just gave.
[01:24] <+crazyisraelie> Weird
[01:24] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> "i just did a sysytem scan and i didnt find anything out of the ordinary, all it found was the gay tonic ups that happen when i go to ebaums world and other gay sites like that"
[01:24] <+crazyisraelie> I cant find it on my computer
[01:24] <@Moth[RIA]> *runs virus scan now*
[01:24] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I have seen the virus/trojan message on two sites.
[01:24] <+CptGodzilla> lol
[01:24] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> No, Moth, search your computer for the zip file first.
[01:24] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> DO NOT OPEN THE ZIP IF YOU FIND IT
[01:24] <@Moth[RIA]> Okay.
[01:24] <+crazyisraelie> Nothing yet kenny
[01:24] <@Loren> ^
[01:24] <@Azural> That should be obvious.
[01:24] <+CptGodzilla> i don't see the rc1.zip but im gonna run a virus scan cuz i can
[01:24] <@Azural> <crazyisraelie> Nothing yet kenny
[01:25] <+crazyisraelie> Kenny calm down
[01:25] <@Azural> Didn't find anything.
[01:25] <+crazyisraelie> Seriously its ok
[01:25] <+crazyisraelie> Its all oxshit
[01:25] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> ...I hope so.
[01:25] <+crazyisraelie> Take down the RICk rool
[01:25] <@Loren> =/
[01:25] <+crazyisraelie> roll
[01:25] <+crazyisraelie> take it down
[01:25] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I have no way to tell, though.
[01:25] <+crazyisraelie> Nao
[01:25] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I use Linux.
[01:25] <@Loren> I'm freaking out lol
[01:25] <@Azural> Look, if none of us found it, it's probably not there.
[01:25] <+crazyisraelie> Kenny take it down
[01:25] <+crazyisraelie> Still
[01:25] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Those fuckers.
[01:25] <@Azural> We've probably seen it more than most.
[01:25] <@Azural> <crazyisraelie> Kenny take it down
[01:25] <+crazyisraelie> Its getting horrible
[01:25] <+crazyisraelie> take it down
[01:26] <@Loren> Nothing
[01:26] <@Loren> Search is done.
[01:26] <@Loren> And I've seen it 3 times..
[01:26] <+crazyisraelie> I have seen it 100 times I think
[01:26] <+crazyisraelie> No wait that was a gay porn video
[01:26] <@Azural> I've seen it around 10 or so times.
[01:26] <@Loren> I think..
[01:26] <+CptGodzilla> i've seen it about 15
[01:26] <@Loren> I'm gonna take a break from your forums..
[01:26] <+ShadowAddict[RIA|NONE]> Huh
[01:26] <+CptGodzilla> lol
[01:27] <@Azural> Loren, there's nothing wrong with our forums.
[01:27] <+ShadowAddict[RIA|NONE]> I saw it on my other computer
[01:27] <+ShadowAddict[RIA|NONE]> Many times
[01:27] <@Loren> Then wha the shit are you talking about?
[01:27] <@Loren> *what
[01:27] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> ...man.
[01:27] <+CptGodzilla> the rick roll
[01:27] <+crazyisraelie> The rickroll Loren
[01:27] <@Loren> O_O
[01:27] <+CptGodzilla> that bounces around the screen
[01:27] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I guess it's a false alarm.
[01:27] <+crazyisraelie> Kenny
[01:27] <+crazyisraelie> Still
[01:27] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Way too much crazy shit happening today.
[01:27] <+crazyisraelie> Take it the fuck down
[01:27] <@Loren> ^
[01:27] <@Loren> Take it off
[01:27] <+crazyisraelie> Kenny I am going to call you
[01:27] <+ShadowAddict[RIA|NONE]> Take it all off
[01:27] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm not taking down the Rick Roll.
[01:28] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Fuck that.
[01:28] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm making a whole site for it.
[01:28] <+ShadowAddict[RIA|NONE]> Goddammit.
[01:28] <@Loren> LAter
[01:28] * Loren (~b2con2@pool-96-224-243-16.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) Quit ( Quit: )
[01:28] <@Azural> Loren, somebody lied about the virus.
[01:28] <@Azural> Dammit.
[01:29] <+CptGodzilla> lol
[01:29] <+crazyisraelie> Kenny is singing to me
[01:29] <+ShadowAddict[RIA|NONE]> >_>
[01:29] <+CptGodzilla> tape the phone call
[01:29] <+crazyisraelie> He is singing me to sleep
[01:29] <+CptGodzilla> and post it on the internet
[01:30] <@Azural> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Land (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Land)  <--- XD
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[01:33] <+crazyisraelie> Kenny likes singing to me
[01:33] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I do it to Azural all the time.
[01:33] <+crazyisraelie> XFD
[01:33] <+crazyisraelie> Nice
[01:33] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm not kidding.
[01:33] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I do it once a week.
[01:33] <+crazyisraelie> ....................
[01:33] <@Azural> He does.
[01:33] <+crazyisraelie> but not to me
[01:33] <@Azural> I'll randomly get a phone call from him...
[01:33] <+crazyisraelie> j_j
[01:33] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Well, you talk during my singing.
[01:33] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Azural is quiet.
[01:33] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Doesn't say anything.
[01:34] <+crazyisraelie> still
[01:34] <+crazyisraelie> I wouldnt mind being sung too
[01:34] <+crazyisraelie> Damnit Autocad
[01:34] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> http://kennythefox.com/videoplayer.swf?fil...;autostart=true (http://kennythefox.com/videoplayer.swf?file=videos/fearofthedark.flv&autostart=true)
[01:34] <+crazyisraelie> You just have to be a big file
[01:34] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> The song in this video I made was what I was singing. >_>
[01:34] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Azural, I sung this to you the last time, I think.
[01:35] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Or, it might have been Magical Trevor.
[01:35] * Moth[RIA] (Moth[RIA]@cpe-24-161-113-160.hvc.res.rr.com) Quit ( Quit:  HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com (http://www.hydrairc.com) <- Leading Edge IRC )
[01:36] <+crazyisraelie> you sing to magical trevor too
[01:36] <+crazyisraelie> j_j
[01:36] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> >_>
[01:36] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Crazy, it's not as fun singing to you. I'm sorry.
[01:36] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> It's funnier when I do it to Azural without reason or prompt.
[01:36] <+crazyisraelie> I think I am going to cry
[01:36] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Oh, boo fucking hoo.
[01:36] <+crazyisraelie> >_>
[01:36] <+crazyisraelie> <_<
[01:36] <+CptGodzilla> ... what if crazy started to sing WITH you
[01:36] <+crazyisraelie> I was kidding
[01:36] <+CptGodzilla> im pretty sure he can sing
[01:36] <@Azural> The only one I can actually rember is Mr Sandman...I have no idea what the other songs were.
[01:36] <+CptGodzilla> i mean... common
[01:37] <+crazyisraelie> I can sing
[01:37] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> ...if Crazy started to sing with me...I would like that. >_>
[01:37] <+crazyisraelie> I just suck at me
[01:37] * crazyisraelie is no longer away : Gone for 1 hour 18 minutes 17 seconds
[01:37] ->> You are no longer away
[01:37] ->> You are now known as crazyisraelie[RIA]
[01:37] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Mr. Sandmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
[01:37] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Bring me a dream!
[01:37] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> I couldnt understand Kenny singing anyway
[01:37] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Make her the cutest that I've ever seen!
[01:37] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> or he
[01:38] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Give me a number. I'll call it and sing Sandman.
[01:38] <@Azural> <CptGodzilla> ... what if crazy started to sing WITH you  <-- If he did the right song when I was in the right mood, I would.
[01:38] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Damnit AutoCAD is still scanning
[01:38] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Kenny call me
[01:38] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Someone record it, too. >_>
[01:38] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> and sing to me
[01:38] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> >_>
[01:38] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> I can do that too
[01:39] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'd rather do it tomorrow when I can sing at the top of my lungs.
[01:39] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Data transferred: 22.56 gigabytes
[01:39] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Wow. That's the Rickroll stats.
[01:39] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> XFD
[01:39] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> nice
[01:39] <@Azural> XD
[01:40] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> anyway I am going to take a shit and possibly a shower
[01:40] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> see ya
[01:40] * crazyisraelie[RIA] is now away - Reason : AWAY MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
[01:40] ->> You have been marked as away
[01:40] ->> You are now known as crazyisraelie
[01:48] <+CptGodzilla> so you still freaking out hyper?
[01:48] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> No.
[01:49] <+CptGodzilla> alright lol
[01:51] <+crazyisraelie> Why should hyper freak out?
[01:51] <+crazyisraelie> He has linux it cant fuck him up
[01:51] <+crazyisraelie> but then agai
[01:51] <+crazyisraelie> he could get sued if it was a virus
[01:53] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&saf...amp;btnG=Search (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=com.ubuntu%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=0qP&q=rialliance.net%2Ftest.html&btnG=Search)
[01:53] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Heh.
[01:54] <+crazyisraelie> nice
[01:54] <+crazyisraelie> Seriously give it a few more days
[01:54] <+crazyisraelie> and you will have OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!
[01:55] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I wish I had a clone.
[01:55] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> ...to fight!
[01:55] <+CptGodzilla> lol he probably has OVER NINE THOUSAND alright
[01:55] <+crazyisraelie> WERE NO STANGERS TO LOVE
[01:55] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Successful requests for pages: 8,485
[01:55] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Almost.
[01:55] <+crazyisraelie> OH GOD I CLICKED IT AGAIN
[01:55] <+crazyisraelie> oh shit
[01:56] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> NOW YOU GOTZ A VIRUS
[01:56] <@Azural> lol
[01:56] <+crazyisraelie> its sending people on my aim and msn links too it
[01:56] <+crazyisraelie> weird
[01:56] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> That's because I did put a virus in there.
[01:56] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> And, I have control of your computer, Azural's, and CptGodzilla's.
[01:56] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Sorry guys.
[01:56] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm taking over the RIA, now.
[01:56] <+crazyisraelie> That black guy in that video is so random too
[01:56] <+crazyisraelie> XFD
[01:56] <+crazyisraelie> YES!!!
[01:56] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm serious, by the way.
[01:56] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I've been planning this.
[01:57] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I figure it's time to reveal it.
[01:57] <+crazyisraelie> Yeah I know
[01:57] <+crazyisraelie> he has told me too
[01:57] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Why do you think I gave it to the NPO?
[01:57] <@Azural> lies
[01:57] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Oh really, Azural?
[01:58] <+crazyisraelie> Its all oxshit anyway
[01:58] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Got ya, Azural.
[01:58] <@Azural> The hell?
[01:58] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Sorry, I didn't mean to close that!
[01:58] <@Azural> What did you just do?
[01:59] <@Azural> Seriously, WTF?
[01:59] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Well, let's see, Azural...
[01:59] <@Azural> Kenny
[01:59] <+crazyisraelie> he just killed the RIA?
[01:59] <+crazyisraelie> pissed on the CN server?
[01:59] <+crazyisraelie> The LW server?
[01:59] <+crazyisraelie> Raped Azural?
[01:59] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> This is awesome.
[01:59] <+crazyisraelie> Raped the RI virgins?
[01:59] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm surfing the web over the web.
[01:59] <+crazyisraelie> Killed Doitzel?
[02:00] <@Azural> Iv'e got windows tonicing up fucking everywhre.
[02:00] <+crazyisraelie> Owned
[02:00] <@Azural> Dammit
[02:00] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Azural, I hope you don't mind.
[02:00] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm going to use your Internet Explorer to download and install Firefox for you.
[02:00] <+crazyisraelie> XFD
[02:00] <+crazyisraelie> Haha
[02:00] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Wow. You have fast Internet speeds. O_O
[02:00] <+crazyisraelie> Wait
[02:01] <+crazyisraelie> Azuzu doesnt use firefox?
[02:01] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> He can't talk because I am using his browser. _>
[02:01] <+crazyisraelie> DOES NOT COMPUTE
[02:01] <@Azural> I don't like firefox...not that it matters right now.
[02:01] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> HEY
[02:01] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> DONT YOU DARE MINIMIZE SHIT ON ME
[02:01] <@Azural> FUCK YOU
[02:01] * Hyperonic[RIA] was kicked by Azural (~Azural15@c-75-64-226-30.hsd1.tn.comcast.net) Reason (Azural)
[02:01] <@Azural> Dammit
[02:01] <+crazyisraelie> Ouch
[02:01] * Azural was kicked by ChanServ (services@esper.net) Reason (KICK by Hyperonic[RIA])
[02:01] * Azural (~Azural15@c-75-64-226-30.hsd1.tn.comcast.net) has joined #RIA
[02:01] <+crazyisraelie> so what is he doing?
[02:02] * ChanServ sets mode +o Azural for #RIA
[02:02] <@Azural> crazy, you better run something on yoru computer
[02:02] <+crazyisraelie> wtf
[02:02] * Hyperonic[RIA] (Hyperonic[@c-24-127-90-172.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #RIA
[02:02] <+crazyisraelie> ?
[02:02] * ChanServ sets mode +o Hyperonic[RIA] for #RIA
[02:02] * Lanna (~realbigsm@207-119-72-244.dyn.centurytel.net) has joined #ria
[02:02] <+crazyisraelie> What azuz?
[02:02] * ChanServ sets mode +o Lanna for #RIA
[02:02] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Okay. I'll stop. >_>
[02:02] <@Azural> Hey
[02:02] <+crazyisraelie> Azural what do you want me to do?
[02:02] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Crazy. Should I format your hard drive?
[02:02] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Nah.
[02:02] <@Lanna> Zural is being naughty in #Fools_Paradise.
[02:02] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Sorry. That was me.
[02:02] <@Azural> Virus scan, malware
[02:02] <+crazyisraelie> Wait?
[02:02] <@Azural> etc
[02:02] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> <_<
[02:02] <+crazyisraelie> How would you be able to get on my computer hyper?
[02:03] <+crazyisraelie> You dont have remote assitances
[02:03] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> XFD
[02:03] * Azural sets topic to: Random Insanity Alliance | http://rialliance.net (http://rialliance.net) | VIVA LA RIA! | Important >  http://rialliance.net/test.html (http://rialliance.net/test.html) | You just lost The Game.| We're no strangers to love. | Hi, Loren! | No eating tonictart- This means you too Kaiser | Ministress of Secks is present.
[02:03] <+crazyisraelie> or anything else I can think of at the moment
[02:03] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> It's not remote assitance fool.
[02:03] <+crazyisraelie> and I spell that wrong
[02:03] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> It's called a backdoor.
[02:03] <+crazyisraelie> damnit
[02:03] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Now, let's see...
[02:03] <+crazyisraelie> Fuck
[02:03] <+crazyisraelie> DONT YOU DARE
[02:03] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> c:\Documents and Settings\Lane\My Documents seems like a good place to look around!
[02:03] <+crazyisraelie> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[02:03] <+crazyisraelie> WTF
[02:03] <+crazyisraelie> Dude get out of there
[02:04] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> O_O @ your files
[02:04] <+crazyisraelie> <_<
[02:04] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> *copies them*
[02:04] <+crazyisraelie> ...........
[02:04] <+crazyisraelie> some of them have gay porn in the,
[02:04] <+crazyisraelie> them
[02:04] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Does your mother know about that porn? >_>
[02:04] <+crazyisraelie> She knows I look at porn yes
[02:04] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> >_> @ yhelothar.jpg
[02:04] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> HMMMMMMMMMMMMMI WONDER WHAT THAT IS
[02:05] <+crazyisraelie> I thought I didnt save that
[02:05] <+crazyisraelie> also get the fuck off my computer
[02:05] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I didn't know you were THAT gay.
[02:05] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> God damn.
[02:05] <+crazyisraelie> Get off my fucking computer hyper
[02:05] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> >_>
[02:05] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I should.
[02:05] <+crazyisraelie> I would never do this to you
[02:05] <+crazyisraelie> thank
[02:05] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I know you wouldn't you.
[02:05] <+crazyisraelie> thanks a lot
[02:06] <+crazyisraelie> Asshole
[02:06] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> You could NEVER do this to me!
[02:06] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> EVER!
[02:06] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
[02:06] <+crazyisraelie> I could always ask my other friend to do it
[02:06] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Crazy, Azural, and everyone else.
[02:06] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> You are now witnessing the beginning of the end of Cybernations.
[02:06] <+crazyisraelie> ..........
[02:06] <+crazyisraelie> kenny
[02:06] <+crazyisraelie> just get off my fucking computer
[02:06] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> My demonstration is near complete.
[02:07] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Now, to show what power I actually have...
[02:07] * Azural goes off to warn Kevin
[02:07] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I don't think so, pal.
[02:08] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Shutting down Azural's computer...
[02:08] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> ;-)
[02:08] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Damn, your pooter is slow, Zural.
[02:08] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> You should upgrade so I can fuck your shit up faster.
[02:08] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> SHUT DOWN
[02:08] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> ...
[02:08] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I think I just locked up Azural's computer.
[02:09] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> ...which is just as good.
[02:09] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> So, let's see...
[02:09] <+crazyisraelie> Also kenny
[02:09] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Let's get an even bigger topic.
[02:09] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Er, person.
[02:09] <+crazyisraelie> I can send a message to the admin
[02:09] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Oh, by the way.
[02:09] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> All of you? In this IRC room?
[02:09] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> You are witnesses.
[02:09] <+crazyisraelie> intitling the whole conversation
[02:09] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Crazy.
[02:09] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Join me.
[02:09] <+crazyisraelie> Get off my fucking computr
[02:09] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Spread the Rickroll.
[02:09] <+crazyisraelie> errr computer
[02:09] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Give me more power.
[02:10] <+crazyisraelie> The user Hyperonic is going to destroy Cybernations.
[02:10] <+crazyisraelie> [02:06] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
[02:10] <+crazyisraelie> [02:06] <+crazyisraelie> I could always ask my other friend to do it
[02:10] <+crazyisraelie> [02:06] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Crazy, Azural, and everyone else.
[02:10] <+crazyisraelie> [02:06] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> You are now witnessing the beginning of the end ofCybernations.
[02:10] <+crazyisraelie> [02:06] <+crazyisraelie> ..........
[02:10] <+crazyisraelie> [02:06] <+crazyisraelie> kenny
[02:10] <+crazyisraelie> [02:06] <+crazyisraelie> just get off my fucking computer
[02:10] <+crazyisraelie> [02:06] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> My demonstration is near complete.
[02:10] <+crazyisraelie> [02:07] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Now, to show what power I actually have...
[02:10] <+crazyisraelie> So please ban him and protect the game.
[02:10] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> XFD
[02:10] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> XFD
[02:10] <+crazyisraelie> I have my mouse on the button to send to him
[02:10] <+crazyisraelie> Kenny get off my computer
[02:10] ->> Hyperonic[RIA] is Hyperonic[@c-24-127-90-172.hsd1.va.comcast.net (Kenny)
[02:10] ->> Hyperonic[RIA] is on: @#RIA
[02:10] ->> Hyperonic[RIA] using chocobo.esper.net (*WARK!  WARK!*)
[02:10] ->> Hyperonic[RIA] has identified for this nick
[02:10] ->> Hyperonic[RIA] has been idle for 15 seconds (Logged on at 7/30/2007 11:49:25 PM)
[02:10] ->> Hyperonic[RIA] :End of /WHOIS list.
[02:10] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I am off your computer and I have been.
[02:10] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Now, will you join me?
[02:10] <+crazyisraelie> No
[02:10] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Why not?
[02:10] <+crazyisraelie> Because you got into my computer
[02:11] <+crazyisraelie> not because you were helping me
[02:11] <+crazyisraelie> but trying to screw with my shit
[02:11] <+crazyisraelie> and now I am going to fuck with u
[02:11] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> >_>
[02:11] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> One last thing.
[02:11] <+crazyisraelie> One click
[02:11] <+crazyisraelie> and your gone
[02:11] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Do you know who the first was to fall to me?
[02:11] <+crazyisraelie> no
[02:12] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Cheese.
[02:12] <+crazyisraelie> .............
[02:12] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Sorry.
[02:12] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> My bad.
[02:12] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Cheese wasn't the first.
[02:12] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> wethepeople was. C-Zom or whatever.
[02:12] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> They discovered who I really was.
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[02:14] ->> Teh_President is ~redstarsm@71-222-42-185.ptld.qwest.net (jacob smith)
[02:14] ->> Teh_President is on: +#RIA @#ibc
[02:14] ->> Teh_President using windows.esper.net (Bloated, Expensive AND Unstable!)
[02:14] ->> Teh_President has identified for this nick
[02:14] ->> Teh_President has been idle for 19 seconds (Logged on at 7/30/2007 7:30:57 PM)
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[02:15] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> President.
[02:15] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Talk to me here.
[02:15] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> No secrets.
[02:15] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Who are you and what do you want?
[02:15] * Lanna (~realbigsm@207-119-72-244.dyn.centurytel.net) Quit ( Quit: | Who needs sex when college screws you everyday. | )
[02:15] <+Teh_President> I WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR CRAZY!!!!!?!?!
[02:15] <+crazyisraelie> wtf
[02:15] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm not crazy. I know exactly what I'm doing.
[02:15] <+crazyisraelie> what
[02:16] <+Teh_President> just because someones crazy dosn't mean they don't know exactly what their doing
[02:16] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Well, President...
[02:16] <+crazyisraelie> Weird
[02:16] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> The answer...to your questions...
[02:16] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> http://rialliance.net/snake.php (http://rialliance.net/snake.php)
[02:16] <+Teh_President> question! singular
[02:17] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> No, all your questions.
[02:17] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> That is it.
[02:17] <+Teh_President> i only have 1
[02:17] <+Teh_President> and it dosn't include clicking a link
[02:17] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> WELL THEN IT WILL ANSWER YOUR QUESTION
[02:17] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Don't click it then.
[02:17] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I don't need anymore "zombies" anyway.
[02:17] <+Teh_President> your made zombies!!!!! you are crazy
[02:17] <+crazyisraelie> Eh kenny has gone crazy
[02:17] * crazyisraelie is no longer away : Gone for 37 minutes 32 seconds
[02:17] ->> You are no longer away
[02:17] ->> You are now known as crazyisraelie[RIA]
[02:18] <+Teh_President> or just high... are you high?
[02:18] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Crazy.
[02:18] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm sorry.
[02:18] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> But, the past months have been lies.
[02:18] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> There is no Chaos Poet.
[02:19] <+Teh_President> i think he is high
[02:19] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Naw
[02:19] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> The life I told you about is all lies.
[02:19] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> He is just fucking with us
[02:19] <+Teh_President> you smoking some bad reefer
[02:19] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> And, to bring you even more surprise...
[02:19] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> This isn't the real Hyperonic.
[02:19] <+Teh_President> its his twin!
[02:20] <+Teh_President> MWAHAHAHAAHAHA
[02:20] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> OH NOES!!!
[02:20] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Guess what
[02:20] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Azural just posted on the RIA forums
[02:20] <+Teh_President> chicken butt?
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[02:20] * ChanServ sets mode +v Cionrephy for #RIA
[02:20] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> two minutes ago
[02:20] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Right when Kenny was fucking with us
[02:20] ->> Cionrephy is rialliance@butler.dreamhost.com (Random Insanity Alliance)
[02:20] ->> Cionrephy is on: +#RIA
[02:20] ->> Cionrephy using chocobo.esper.net (*WARK!  WARK!*)
[02:20] ->> Cionrephy has been idle for 30 seconds (Logged on at 7/31/2007 1:19:56 AM)
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[02:20] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Clon is another kenny too
[02:20] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> What part of I took over Azural's computer do you not get?
[02:20] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]>  FAN basically asked for that war. I wouldn't be suprised if some of their government was actually hoping for it.
[02:20] <+Teh_President> not Took over part
[02:20] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> That doesnt sound like you
[02:21] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Crazy. I'm a social engineer.
[02:21] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> You know that.
[02:21] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> How many accounts have you witnessed I've broken into?
[02:21] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> One or two
[02:21] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> For example, Crazy.
[02:22] <+Teh_President> are you a criminal!!!!! survey says!!!! DING DING DING!!! for 20 points!
[02:22] * Cionrephy is now known as Moth[RIA]
[02:22] <+Moth[RIA]> o.o
[02:22] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> weird
[02:22] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth is now kenny
[02:22] * Moth[RIA] (rialliance@butler.dreamhost.com) Quit ( Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced)) )
[02:22] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Whoops.
[02:22] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> >_>
[02:22] <+Teh_President> oh head shot!
[02:23] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> The RIA alliance dream host was a give away
[02:23] <+Teh_President> what they give away?
[02:23] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Anyway.
[02:24] <+Teh_President> do you have a point your trying to get at hyper?
[02:24] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> He is screwing with us
[02:24] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> >_>
[02:24] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Yeah. I'm screwing with you.
[02:24] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I ran out of tricks.
[02:24] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> XFD
[02:24] <+Teh_President> =( but i was having fun....
[02:24] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> [02:22] <@crazyisraelie[RIA]> Azural you in here?
[02:24] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> [02:23] <@crazyisraelie[RIA]> Everyone that click the RIA test link
[02:24] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> [02:23] <@crazyisraelie[RIA]> The RIA admin might have a chance to get in yourcomputer
[02:24] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> [02:23] <@crazyisraelie[RIA]> so I suggest shutting down
[02:25] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Posted that in the GUARD private channel
[02:25] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Are you serious?
[02:25] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Fuck no
[02:25] <+Teh_President> me or him?
[02:25] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> >_>
[02:25] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> you think I am retarded?
[02:25] <+Teh_President> me or him?
[02:25] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> I dont even have access in there
[02:25] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> c:\documents and settings\Lane\Desktop\Mozilla Firefox.ink
[02:25] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> >.>
[02:26] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> kenny
[02:26] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> get off my computer
[02:26] <+Teh_President> kenny, im guessing thats your RL name
[02:27] <+Teh_President> is that your full name... cuz i can't imagine what the full name of kenny would be like you know how ted =theodore... what does kenny equal?
[02:27] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Kenny = Large Cock
[02:27] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Kenneth
[02:27] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> That's what it means.
[02:27] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> HES LYING
[02:27] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> DONT LISTEN TO THE JEW
[02:27] <+Teh_President> kenneth...
[02:27] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-...936828_2980.jpg (http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v115/46/33/620390526/n620390526_936828_2980.jpg)
[02:28] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> That is great
[02:28] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Azural looks like Kanye west
[02:28] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> ...is that Azural?
[02:28] <+Teh_President> im sorry, i would never want the name kenneth, or the name large cock... but still
[02:28] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Holy shit.
[02:28] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> "i would never want the name kenneth, or the name large cock... but still"
[02:28] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Why the fuck not?! O_o
[02:28] <+Teh_President> cuz people would be like "what up cock boy?"
[02:28] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Becuase the name kenny sucks
[02:28] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> "cuz people would be like "what up cock boy?""
[02:29] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> They say "Hey big boy."
[02:29] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> >_>
[02:29] <+Teh_President> i mean just cuz you have a large cock, dosn't mean you need to have it as a name
[02:29] <+Teh_President> i'd call you spooge sandwhich before "big boy"
[02:29] <+Teh_President> but im not mean, and i seriously hope your names not large cock
[02:29] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Good think I have a back up of all my shit on my portable
[02:30] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Crazy, I'm not in your computer at all.
[02:30] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I just...guessed what is on your computer.
[02:30] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> No wai!
[02:30] <+Teh_President> YUS WAI!
[02:30] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Shut up President
[02:31] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> you did it wrong
[02:31] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Its
[02:31] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Ya wai!
[02:31] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Dumbass
[02:31] <+Teh_President> sorry.... i failed
[02:31] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Yeah pretty much
[02:31] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Well, Crazy, I couldn't tell. >_>
[02:31] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Anyway kenny call me now
[02:31] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I mean, you did call me and you were like "DUDE ARE YOU SERIAL"
[02:31] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> True
[02:32] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Azural has a kickass mustage.
[02:32] <+CptGodzilla> did he say it in a jewish voice?
[02:32] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Yes he does
[02:32] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> mustache *
[02:32] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Wtf does that mean?
[02:32] <+Teh_President> lulz!
[02:32] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> A jewish voice?
[02:32] <+CptGodzilla> yeah a jewish voice
[02:32] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> .............
[02:32] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> It sounded Jewish.
[02:32] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> How am I am not surpised you said that
[02:32] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Its southern
[02:32] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> He asked if my cock was kosher!
[02:32] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> assholes
[02:32] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> OHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP
[02:33] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> No I didnt
[02:33] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Yeah, you didn't.
[02:33] <+CptGodzilla> lol i bet he ate it anyway
[02:33] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> XFD
[02:33] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> ................... sometimes I really wish I never played the game called Cybernatiosn
[02:33] <+Teh_President> kosher cack!!!! that should be illegal
[02:33] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> cybernations*
[02:33] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> but then again
[02:33] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm glad you did play Cybernations, Crazy!
[02:33] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> I would still meet kenny some way or another
[02:33] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Otherwise, I probably would not have showed the NPO and the RIA a picture of my cock!
[02:33] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> same for Azural
[02:34] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> but not Timber
[02:34] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> because he sucks at life
[02:34] <+Teh_President> ahhh a lot of people suck... not always at life, but a lot of them suck
[02:34] <+CptGodzilla> hyper.. if i was a girl... or crazy... i would so dig on that cock
[02:34] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Kenny's cock isnt that great anyway
[02:34] <+Teh_President> Cpt. you dig on my cack
[02:35] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> it would look so much better if it was shaven
[02:35] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> ugh this all made me sick
[02:35] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> I dont feel good at all
[02:35] <+CptGodzilla> ?
[02:35] * Teh_President buttsecks Cptgodzilla
[02:35] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> XFD
[02:36] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> ugh light headed feeling
[02:36] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Listen. The only reason I have an ego about my cock is because...
[02:36] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> 1) It's my gimmick.
[02:36] <+Teh_President> GO TO THE BATHROOM!! NO THROWING UP ON THE COMP!...
[02:36] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> 2) People have always told me I have a big cock.
[02:36] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> And, by people, I mean Damen's mother and sister.
[02:37] <@Delta1212[RIA]> =ap
[02:37] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> anyway
[02:37] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> what happened to Azuzu?
[02:37] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Actually, on a serious note, one of the big "sluts" of our school has said I have the biggest cock in Handley.
[02:37] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Now, considering she is a slut...
[02:37] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> ...I am obligated to believe she has seen more cock than me.
[02:37] <+Teh_President> idk... people say its the motion of the ocean, but i mean fuck... it takes a fucking long time to get to Europe in a row boat... thats why i have an air craft carrier
[02:38] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> No
[02:38] <+CptGodzilla> lol prez
[02:38] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> its better to have a big cock
[02:38] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> then 3 inches
[02:38] <+CptGodzilla> you havn't seen his cock have you?
[02:38] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> sorry Teh president
[02:38] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> but your screwed
[02:38] <+Teh_President> i have a big cack
[02:38] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Mine is thick, too.
[02:38] <+Teh_President> like a sausage!
[02:38] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Girls love thickness rather than length.
[02:38] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Well.
[02:39] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> They like both. But, thickness > lenght
[02:39] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> yeah but they dont want 20 mm cock
[02:39] <+CptGodzilla> they would rather have them thicker than thinner
[02:39] <+Teh_President> thats as big as a wheel of cheese
[02:39] <+ShadowAddict[RIA|NONE]> Huh
[02:39] <+Teh_President> if its like 2 inchs and as big as a tree stump thats kinda weird
[02:39] <+ShadowAddict[RIA|NONE]> Yes
[02:39] <+ShadowAddict[RIA|NONE]> Yes it is
[02:39] <+CptGodzilla> lol
[02:40] * Teh_President rapes Cpt. again
[02:40] <+Teh_President> okay time for a cancer stick, be back crazy mother fuckers who smoke bad reefer
[02:40] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> HEY
[02:40] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> YOU
[02:40] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> WHAT DO YOU SMOKE
[02:40] <+Teh_President> camels
[02:40] <+CptGodzilla> camels
[02:40] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> FUCK YES
[02:40] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Pot every now and then
[02:40] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> \mmmmmmmmmmm/
[02:40] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm smoking a Camel Filter right now.
[02:40] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> great
[02:40] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> CptGodzilla...you smoke Camels, too?!
[02:40] <+Teh_President> thats what im going to smoke right now
[02:41] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> thats why you killed our call
[02:41] <+CptGodzilla> yeah
[02:41] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS
[02:41] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> I dont
[02:41] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Let's get together and have cancer sometime.
[02:41] <+CptGodzilla> i had a nice camel wide while crazy was freaking out earlier
[02:41] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm a Camel 99, man.
[02:41] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> You all could get hit by a bus for all I care
[02:41] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> And, a Camel Menthol.
[02:41] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> Damnit I need to start smoking
[02:41] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Crazy, stop throwing a damn Holocaust over this.
[02:41] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> It will keep me calm
[02:41] <+CptGodzilla> ohhh man.. i could go for a menthol right now
[02:41] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Smoking has it's advantages.
[02:42] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> 1) Keeps the good girls away.
[02:42] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> 2) Keeps the bad girls near you.
[02:42] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> And, god damn, do I love bad girls.
[02:42] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> :-)
[02:42] <+CptGodzilla> lol
[02:42] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Especially Azural.
[02:42] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> I dont want girls damnit
[02:42] <+CptGodzilla> lol crazy
[02:42] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Then, smoke a...gay cigarette...
[02:42] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> ...what's a gay cigarette...
[02:42] <+CptGodzill
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 31, 2007, 02:32:57 pm
Quote
* Vintus|Food is now known as Vintus[RIA]
<Vintus[RIA]> I got some waffles! Who wants to play!?
<Loren> Blue does!
<Vintus[RIA]> LET'S ALL PLAY WAFFLE!
<zombie2000[RIA]> yay
<Vintus[RIA]> if you don't know the rules, just follow our lead
<Vintus[RIA]> who's in!?
<zombie2000[RIA]> ME
<zombie2000[RIA]> loren is too
<Vintus[RIA]> Yeah!
<Loren> O_o
<Loren> No..
<Vintus[RIA]>
<zombie2000[RIA]> she's just nervous
<Vintus[RIA]> scared that you'll come in last
<Vintus[RIA]> ?
<zombie2000[RIA]> She has lost a LOT of times
<Loren> ...
<Vintus[RIA]> has she ever won?
<zombie2000[RIA]> yes
<Vintus[RIA]> Then what's there to be afraid of?
<Vintus[RIA]> waffle is a fun, family friendly game
<Loren> WTS
<zombie2000[RIA]> She beat Drunky
<Vintus[RIA]> of course she beat drunky
<Vintus[RIA]> Drunky TRIES to lose
<Loren> ....
<Loren> Oh thanks <_<
<Vintus[RIA]> c'mon
* Loren is now known as Poptart
<Poptart> I don't like Waffles o_O
<Vintus[RIA]> ohhh, a Poptart, let's play with that instead
<zombie2000[RIA]> yes
<zombie2000[RIA]> So its me and Vintus
<Poptart> I like poptarts o_o
<Vintus[RIA]> who else wants in?
* zombie2000[RIA] faps all over poptart
<Poptart> Ick.
<Vintus[RIA]> oh dang he's started
<zombie2000[RIA]> Vintus, don't be last!
<Vintus[RIA]> D:
<Poptart> O_O
<Vintus[RIA]> D: D: D: D:
<Vintus[RIA]> fffffffffffffffffffffffff
* Poptart isn't playing
<Vintus[RIA]> then wtf am I fapping on?
<Poptart> Vintus, you 10lost o.o
<Vintus[RIA]> D:
<zombie2000[RIA]> No
<zombie2000[RIA]> Loren isn't playing
<Moth[RIA]> I don't like this game! =(
<zombie2000[RIA]> We're just using her as the waffle
<Poptart> Mmhm.
<Poptart> Me either
<Vintus[RIA]> OH CRAP I'M FAPPING ON MOTH
<Vintus[RIA]> shit sorry
<zombie2000[RIA]> XD
<Poptart> OHSHI
<Vintus[RIA]> well you have to eat him now zombie
<Vintus[RIA]> ...
<zombie2000[RIA]> No
<zombie2000[RIA]> We're playing with poptart
<Moth[RIA]> What kind of Poptart are you? o.o
<Poptart> No
<Vintus[RIA]> you play with poptart alone
<Poptart> I uncalled you
<Vintus[RIA]> fap on her then eat her
<zombie2000[RIA]> too bad
<zombie2000[RIA]> I already fapped on her
<Poptart> He ate me
<Poptart> ...
<Vintus[RIA]>
<zombie2000[RIA]> i ate her before I fapped on her
<Vintus[RIA]> ....HOW?
<zombie2000[RIA]> >.>
* Poptart is now known as Loren||Away
<Loren||Away> No waffling <_<
<dester[RIA]> did you give your self a blow job zombie
<dester[RIA]> did you give your self a blow job zombie
<Loren||Away> XD
<Moth[RIA]> No more poptart? u.u
<Loren||Away> He's only a C Cup XD
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: bioakky on July 31, 2007, 06:07:36 pm
That "guessing" thing always works. >_> It's fun to see people freak out like that.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Azural on July 31, 2007, 07:07:16 pm
Quote
* CptGodzilla throws a snoball at TBW
<Azural> Oww...
<Azural> You need to work on your aim...
<The_Black_Watch> ...
* Azural rubs his head
* The_Black_Watch sets up a snowball launching machine
* The_Black_Watch launches snowballs at CptGodzilla at 100 RPM
* CptGodzilla puts a rock in snow and freezes it into an ice ball
* CptGodzilla repeats the process for 200 more
* CptGodzilla throws them all at TBW
* crazyisraelie[RIA] starts peeing in the snow
* Azural dives into the snow
<The_Black_Watch> lol
* crazyisraelie[RIA] pees moth's name in the snow
* CptGodzilla poops in the snow
<The_Black_Watch> * crazyisraelie[RIA] starts peeing in the snow
<The_Black_Watch> * Azural dives into the snow
<The_Black_Watch> I want to sig that
<Azural> ...
<Azural> Damn same time posts...
<The_Black_Watch>
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Owned
<Azural>
<Moth[RIA]> =D
<The_Black_Watch>
<Azural> I've got a feeling I'm never seeing the end of this.
<The_Black_Watch> Not if I have anything to do with this
<Azural> ...
<The_Black_Watch> )
<Azural> I'm posting the logs then...
<The_Black_Watch> lol


Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 31, 2007, 07:36:52 pm
^^^ Owned.

What channel was that?
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Kaiser on July 31, 2007, 07:48:04 pm
I'm going to guess #CSN or #TTK.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 31, 2007, 10:58:11 pm
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* IJ has joined #ria
* ChanServ sets mode: +v IJ
* Hyperonic[RIA] has joined #RIA
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Hyperonic[RIA]
<zombie2000[RIA]> XD
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Oh my word.
<zombie2000[RIA]> I got teh kill message too
<GreatingofCE> what is it?
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Anyway.
<Goose|warmonger|> It really was puppies.
<zombie2000[RIA]> Kenny posted the Rick Roll that moves around in #furry
<Hyperonic[RIA]> http://rialliance.net/test.html (http://rialliance.net/test.html)
<GreatingofCE> whats the kink of
<Hyperonic[RIA]> There's the new homepage.
<zombie2000[RIA]> That
<GreatingofCE> link
<Moth[RIA]> And there goes Kenny.
<Hyperonic[RIA]> What do you guys think of it?
<zombie2000[RIA]> Kenny
<zombie2000[RIA]> dammit
<zombie2000[RIA]> AIM nao
<Hyperonic[RIA]> K IM ME
<Moth[RIA]> XD Kenny stalled for time.
* Hyperonic[RIA] has quit IRC (Local kill by IJ (*smack*))
<Moth[RIA]> Not much, it seems.
<IJ> Who wants to be next?
<Vintus[RIA]> Lolz
* Hyperonic[RIA] has joined #RIA
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Hyperonic[RIA]
<Hyperonic[RIA]> God damnit.
<Moth[RIA]> That link is pure evil.
<Goose|warmonger|> Next for what?  Rick Roll is awesome!
<Vintus[RIA]> I would not like it TJ
<Vintus[RIA]> not like it at all
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Moth.
<Hyperonic[RIA]> It's not evil.
<Hyperonic[RIA]> It's Rick Astley.
<Moth[RIA]> I know. ;>.>
<Hyperonic[RIA]> And, Javascript.
<Moth[RIA]> I like that song.
<EnragedLobster> I actually managed to simply sit through the whole thing once.
<IJ> And it's "IJ".
<Goose|warmonger|> As did I.
<Vintus[RIA]> Oh crap
<Firemyst> I tried to beleive it really was the voice of that guy.  It looks so wrong.
<Vintus[RIA]> Sorry lord and master D:
<zombie2000[RIA]> I like that song too
* Hyperonic[RIA] has quit IRC (Local kill by IJ (I helped found this network, so don't give me any of your smart-aleck crap.))
<zombie2000[RIA]> I got loren to download it
<zombie2000[RIA]> XD
<Moth[RIA]> Whoa.
<Goose|warmonger|> It makes me oddly remeniscent.
<zombie2000[RIA]>
<Vintus[RIA]> Jesus Christ you killed him!
* Hyperonic[RIA] has joined #RIA
<Vintus[RIA]> KENNY NO!
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Hyperonic[RIA]
<Vintus[RIA]> Oh there he is
<Goose|warmonger|> You bastards!
<Hyperonic[RIA]> (11:53:18 PM) IJ: Knock that shit off.
<Hyperonic[RIA]> (11:53:24 PM) IJ: Or be knocked off.
<Hyperonic[RIA]> (11:53:30 PM) Hyperonic[RIA]: ...excuse me?
<Hyperonic[RIA]> (11:53:34 PM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Who the hell do you think you are?
<Hyperonic[RIA]> (11:54:14 PM) Hyperonic[RIA]: And, who the hell do you think I am?
<Hyperonic[RIA]> (11:54:18 PM) IJ: A lamer.
<Moth[RIA]> ...
* zombie2000[RIA] was kicked by EnragedLobster (Who?)
* Hyperonic[RIA] has quit IRC (Local kill by IJ (DO NOT paste query stuff in open channel.))
<Vintus[RIA]> .....
* Goose|warmonger| pulls up iTunes to download it....
* zombie2000[RIA] has joined #RIA
* ChanServ sets mode: +v zombie2000[RIA]
<zombie2000[RIA]> ...
* Hyperonic[RIA] has joined #RIA
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Hyperonic[RIA]
<zombie2000[RIA]> .......
<Moth[RIA]> Kenny's being a bad, bad man.
* Hyperonic[RIA] sets mode: +b *!*@c-71-195-167-50.hsd1.ma.comcast.net
* IJ was kicked by Hyperonic[RIA] (Hyperonic[RIA])
* Bacon_God has joined #RIA
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Bacon_God
<Vintus[RIA]> O_O
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Who the hell was that?
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Who the hell was that?
<Nite> ahahahahahaha
<Vintus[RIA]> did he just-?
<Goose|warmonger|> lulz....
<Moth[RIA]> Uh-oh.
<zombie2000[RIA]> omg
<Nite> that's the network op, chump
<Firemyst> well, this channel is gone.
<Hyperonic[RIA]> O_O
<Vintus[RIA]> you're dead Kenny
<Hyperonic[RIA]> Are you serious?!
<CptGodzilla> LOL
<Moth[RIA]> XD
<Firemyst> IJ won't put up with that.
<Shyox> Kenny...
<Bacon_God> wait wut
<zombie2000[RIA]> XD
<GreatingofCE> XD

Looks like we're out of an IRC server..
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Shadow on July 31, 2007, 11:21:38 pm
lol!
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 31, 2007, 11:23:05 pm
Aaaaand it's gone.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: zblewski on July 31, 2007, 11:51:58 pm
Was IJ being an ass, or kenny?
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on July 31, 2007, 11:54:47 pm
IJ started it. He had a stick up his ass so I informed him about it.

I gave it a little twist, too.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on August 01, 2007, 01:15:45 am
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[2007-08-01 00:04:18] <@Not_Moth> All!
[2007-08-01 00:04:20] <+Vintus[RIA]> with a rubber toy hammer
[2007-08-01 00:04:22] <@Not_Moth> lol A::
[2007-08-01 00:04:23] <+Vintus[RIA]> that squeaks
[2007-08-01 00:04:27] <@Shyox> No, this is good
[2007-08-01 00:04:28] <+NOT-IRCOP> Yes... Rick Astley is now preserved upon my iPod for all time@
[2007-08-01 00:04:31] <+Ginny> I bet IJ is really Kenny
[2007-08-01 00:04:35] <+Vintus[RIA]> XD
[2007-08-01 00:04:42] <+Ginny> And this is all just a joke
[2007-08-01 00:04:42] <@SeverusSnape> XD
[2007-08-01 00:04:42] <+Vintus[RIA]> he banned the IP
[2007-08-01 00:04:42] <+Vintus[RIA]> and kicked
[2007-08-01 00:04:45] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> (12:03:45 AM) IJ: Please stop talking to me or get get another /kill.
[2007-08-01 00:04:47] <@Shyox> We aren't going to bow down to some Popo, that's no fun
[2007-08-01 00:04:50] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> Oh, geez.
[2007-08-01 00:04:53] <+babyjesus> haha
[2007-08-01 00:04:54] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I need to shut up.
[2007-08-01 00:04:55] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm done.
[2007-08-01 00:04:56] <+Ginny> XD
[2007-08-01 00:04:58] <+babyjesus> NO DONT
[2007-08-01 00:04:59] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'll stop.
[2007-08-01 00:04:59] <+Ginny> GG
[2007-08-01 00:05:01] <+NOT-IRCOP> Bow to the anti popo!
[2007-08-01 00:05:02] <+Vintus[RIA]> Nooooo
[2007-08-01 00:05:04] <+Ginny> Kenny, we're spartans
[2007-08-01 00:05:07] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> FUCK YES
[2007-08-01 00:05:08] <+Ginny> We fight to the death
[2007-08-01 00:05:09] * +NOT-IRCOP raises arms as he's worshiped
[2007-08-01 00:05:09] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> WE ARE SPARTANS!
[2007-08-01 00:05:11] <@SeverusSnape> KEEP FIGHTING
[2007-08-01 00:05:11] <+Vintus[RIA]> THIS
[2007-08-01 00:05:12] <+CptGodzilla> DON'T STOP... BELIEVING
[2007-08-01 00:05:12] <+GreatingofCE> XFD
[2007-08-01 00:05:13] <+Vintus[RIA]> IS
[2007-08-01 00:05:16] <+Vintus[RIA]> SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[2007-08-01 00:05:20] <+Ginny> CAKETOWN!
[2007-08-01 00:05:20] *** Snowbeast (~eegerdahl@71.91.141.159) joined
[2007-08-01 00:05:20] <+ShadowAddict> #mpot for werewolf kk?
[2007-08-01 00:05:20] *** ChanServ sets channel #RIA mode +v Snowbeast
[2007-08-01 00:05:23] <+ShadowAddict> THIS
[2007-08-01 00:05:24] <+ShadowAddict> IS
[2007-08-01 00:05:27] <+ShadowAddict> COUNTER-STRIKE
[2007-08-01 00:05:30] <+CptGodzilla> NO
[2007-08-01 00:05:32] <+CptGodzilla> IT
[2007-08-01 00:05:34] <+CptGodzilla> ISN'T
[2007-08-01 00:05:37] <@Not_Moth> YES
[2007-08-01 00:05:38] <@Not_Moth> IT
[2007-08-01 00:05:39] <@Not_Moth> IS
[2007-08-01 00:05:42] <@SeverusSnape> Kenny, this channel's fucked already.
[2007-08-01 00:05:42] *** Salt (~asurmen64@cpe-24-92-39-122.nycap.res.rr.com) joined
[2007-08-01 00:05:42] *** ChanServ sets channel #RIA mode +v Salt
[2007-08-01 00:05:43] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> (12:03:45 AM) IJ: Please stop talking to me or get get another /kill.
[2007-08-01 00:05:43] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> (12:05:27 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: Actually, go ahead and do that. Because, I need to get off this server anyway. It's not good enough for me! You know why?
[2007-08-01 00:05:43] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> (12:05:29 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: BECAUSE IM A SPARTAN
[2007-08-01 00:05:43] <@Hyperonic[RIA]> (12:05:32 AM) Hyperonic[RIA]: :-D
[2007-08-01 00:05:45] <+NOT-IRCOP> I herd some of you like mudkips.
[2007-08-01 00:05:48] <+Vintus[RIA]> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yddMQ6eXqEk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yddMQ6eXqEk)
[2007-08-01 00:05:50] <@Shyox> Go here and sign the petition to keep the RIA online: http://hyperonic.com/images/omgpuppies.jpg (http://hyperonic.com/images/omgpuppies.jpg)
[2007-08-01 00:05:50] <@SeverusSnape> Let it go with gusto.
[2007-08-01 00:05:55] <+Ginny> XD
[2007-08-01 00:05:56] *** babyjesus changed nick to babyjesus[GUNEZ]
[2007-08-01 00:05:57] <+Vintus[RIA]> XD
[2007-08-01 00:06:00] <@Not_Moth> XD
[2007-08-01 00:06:06] <+Ginny> Give him buttsecks too!
[2007-08-01 00:06:20] <+ShadowAddict> lol cows
[2007-08-01 00:06:24] * +Teh_President buttsecks whoever wants it
[2007-08-01 00:06:25] * @Not_Moth through the channel naked...and on fire
[2007-08-01 00:06:37] <@Not_Moth> whomever
[2007-08-01 00:06:37] <+ShadowAddict> THAR IS MONKIES
[2007-08-01 00:06:39] * +NOT-IRCOP pisses on Not_Moth
[2007-08-01 00:06:42] <+ShadowAddict> NOW
[2007-08-01 00:06:48] *** Ginny changed nick to lore-lore
[2007-08-01 00:06:51] *** Hyperonic[RIA] quit (Local kill by IJ (Remember what I said about pasting conversations in-channel?))
[2007-08-01 00:06:55] * @Not_Moth eats Not_IRCOP
[2007-08-01 00:06:57] <+lore-lore> omg
[2007-08-01 00:06:58] <+lore-lore> spais
[2007-08-01 00:06:59] <+CptGodzilla> lol
[2007-08-01 00:07:00] <+lore-lore> SPAIS
[2007-08-01 00:07:04] <@Not_Moth> XFD
[2007-08-01 00:07:04] <+lore-lore> STOP TELLING HIM STUFF, ROFL
[2007-08-01 00:07:06] <+Vintus[RIA]> I thought we told him Firemyst was here
[2007-08-01 00:07:07] <+lore-lore> KILL YOURSELVES
[2007-08-01 00:07:10] * +NOT-IRCOP gives you diarheas!
[2007-08-01 00:07:13] *** szezine (szezine@70-101-111-19.dsl1-field.roc.ny.frontiernet.net) joined
[2007-08-01 00:07:15] *** ChanServ sets channel #RIA mode +v szezine
[2007-08-01 00:07:19] <+Firemyst> he doesn't seem quick to learn, or listen.
[2007-08-01 00:07:22] <@Shyox> Oh god...
[2007-08-01 00:07:23] <+Vintus[RIA]> holy crap 36 people in here
[2007-08-01 00:07:26] <+GreatingofCE> we did tell him
[2007-08-01 00:07:26] <+lore-lore> XD
[2007-08-01 00:07:27] <@Shyox> The pickles are turning on me
[2007-08-01 00:07:28] <+CptGodzilla> 37
[2007-08-01 00:07:29] <+lore-lore> As we die
[2007-08-01 00:07:30] <@Moth[RIA]> Kenny's blatant disregard for local authority is highly amusing. ;>.>
[2007-08-01 00:07:36] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:07:36] *** J711 (~Legionnai@adsl-68-75-181-188.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net) joined
[2007-08-01 00:07:37] <+CptGodzilla> lol
[2007-08-01 00:07:37] *** ChanServ sets channel #RIA mode +v J711
[2007-08-01 00:07:38] <+Vintus[RIA]> TAFFY
[2007-08-01 00:07:39] <+Vintus[RIA]> IS
[2007-08-01 00:07:39] *** ChanServ sets channel #RIA mode -r
[2007-08-01 00:07:40] <+Vintus[RIA]> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:07:42] <+lore-lore> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:07:43] <+lore-lore> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:07:44] <+lore-lore> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:07:45] <+lore-lore> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:07:47] <+lore-lore> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:07:47] <@Shyox> Local authority = Security Guard
[2007-08-01 00:07:48] <+lore-lore> http://rialliance.net/test.html (http://rialliance.net/test.html)
[2007-08-01 00:07:48] <+CptGodzilla> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:07:53] <+Vintus[RIA]> * ChanServ sets mode: -r
[2007-08-01 00:07:55] <+Vintus[RIA]> ....?
[2007-08-01 00:07:56] <+NOT-IRCOP> I think 93% of them are invaders that aren't associated with RIA, or the celebration being held here.
[2007-08-01 00:07:59] <+babyjesus[GUNEZ]> [00:09] * ChanServ sets mode: -r
[2007-08-01 00:08:05] <+babyjesus[GUNEZ]> RIP #RIA
[2007-08-01 00:08:08] <+CptGodzilla> lol
[2007-08-01 00:08:10] <+CptGodzilla> sad.gif
[2007-08-01 00:08:14] <@Azural> lol
[2007-08-01 00:08:14] <@Azural> That was me.
[2007-08-01 00:08:14] <@Moth[RIA]> Uh-oh.
[2007-08-01 00:08:20] <+Vintus[RIA]> We have to go out with a bang D:
[2007-08-01 00:08:24] <+lore-lore> Yes
[2007-08-01 00:08:24] <@Azural> We're moving to synIRC
[2007-08-01 00:08:25] <+lore-lore> I say
[2007-08-01 00:08:26] <+Vintus[RIA]> Biggest Moth summoning ever
[2007-08-01 00:08:31] <+lore-lore> Azural
[2007-08-01 00:08:32] <@Moth[RIA]> BTW, Taffy is Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:08:34] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:35] <@Azural> Channel's been up for a week anyway.
[2007-08-01 00:08:37] <+lore-lore> QUERY NAO
[2007-08-01 00:08:39] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:40] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:40] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:40] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:40] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:40] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:08:43] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:43] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:45] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:47] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:49] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:50] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:50] <+Vintus[RIA]> I said biggest
[2007-08-01 00:08:50] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:50] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:50] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:51] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:51] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:51] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:52] <@Not_Moth> XFD
[2007-08-01 00:08:52] <+lore-lore> HUSKY
[2007-08-01 00:08:52] <+CptGodzilla> omg who's husky
[2007-08-01 00:08:52] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:53] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:54] <+CptGodzilla> <_<
[2007-08-01 00:08:54] <@Not_Moth> XFD
[2007-08-01 00:08:54] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:55] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:55] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:55] <+CptGodzilla> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:08:56] <@Not_Moth> XFD
[2007-08-01 00:08:56] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:56] <+Vintus[RIA]> MothMoth
[2007-08-01 00:08:57] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:58] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:58] <@Not_Moth> XFD
[2007-08-01 00:08:58] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:08:59] <+lore-lore> Huksy is a furry
[2007-08-01 00:08:59] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:00] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:00] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:00] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:02] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:02] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:02] <+lore-lore> turkey right?
[2007-08-01 00:09:02] <+Vintus[RIA]> MothMothMoth
[2007-08-01 00:09:03] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:04] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:04] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:06] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:06] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:06] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:06] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:07] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:08] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:08] <+GreatingofCE> CATS
[2007-08-01 00:09:08] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:08] <+lore-lore> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:09] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:10] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:10] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:10] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:11] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:11] <+lore-lore> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:12] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:12] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:12] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:12] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:13] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:13] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:13] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:14] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:14] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:14] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:15] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:15] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:16] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:16] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:16] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:16] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:16] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:17] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:17] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:18] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:18] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:18] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:19] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:19] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:20] *** lore-lore changed nick to zombie2000[RIA]
[2007-08-01 00:09:20] <+NOT-IRCOP> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:20] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:20] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:21] *** Azural sets channel #RIA mode -bbbbbb *!*@c-71-195-167-50.hsd1.ma.comcast.net *!*@cpe-76-176-127-245.san.res.rr.com *!*TjnhLE@*.216-200-24.mc.videotron.ca *!~SirCain20@wkocc-3-87.wk.net *!~chiconcua@200.162.215.187.user.ajato.com.br *!*@201.20.213.192.user.ajato.com.br
[2007-08-01 00:09:21] *** Azural sets channel #RIA mode -bbbbbb *!chiconcuac@201.20.213.192.user.ajato.com.br *!l@c-68-43-135-155.hsd1.mi.comcast.net *!*@71-34-164-12.desm.qwest.net *!*@ACA23AA8.ipt.aol.com *!*@mug.dreamhost.com *!*@CPE0018394c4237-CM000f9fac9258.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
[2007-08-01 00:09:21] *** Azural sets channel #RIA mode -bbbbb *!*@c-68-37-54-251.hsd1.nj.comcast.net *!*@c-24-127-90-172.hsd1.va.comcast.net Harry_potter!*@* iDamen!*@* Little_Squirrel!*@*
[2007-08-01 00:09:22] <+BattleBorn> moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:22] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:22] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:23] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:24] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:24] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:25] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:25] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:26] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:26] <+BattleBorn> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:26] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:27] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:27] *** Azural sets channel #RIA mode -eeeeee *!*@c-75-64-226-30.hsd1.tn.comcast.net Lanna!*@* zombie2000[RIA]!*@* Moth!*@* TheSaintPatricksDayBunny!*@* Hyperonic[RIA]!*@*
[2007-08-01 00:09:28] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:28] *** Gale (Gale@adsl-69-208-75-94.dsl.klmzmi.ameritech.net) joined
[2007-08-01 00:09:28] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:29] *** Azural sets channel #RIA mode -eeeeee Azural[RIA]!*@* Shyox!*@* ArthurBlair!*@* Azural!*@* Azural|away!*@* ArthurBlair[IsmailAX]!*@*
[2007-08-01 00:09:29] <+BattleBorn> lol
[2007-08-01 00:09:30] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:30] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:30] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:30] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:31] *** Azural sets channel #RIA mode -eeeeee Kiaser[RIA]!*@* Loren!*@* cctmsp13[RIA]!*@* Ananegg!*@* TSPDB|Away!*@* Moth[RIA]!*@*
[2007-08-01 00:09:31] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:32] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:32] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:32] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:34] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:34] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:34] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:35] <+Teh_President> PART LIKE A PRESIDENT! PARTY LIKE A PRESIDENT! PARTY LIKE A PRESIDENT!!!!! WHO PARTIES LIKE A ROCKSTAR!!!!!!!
[2007-08-01 00:09:36] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:36] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:36] <+Vintus[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:37] *** Flash[Away] quit (Ping timeout)
[2007-08-01 00:09:37] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:38] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:38] *** Vintus[RIA] quit (Excess Flood)
[2007-08-01 00:09:38] *** Flash[Away]_ (whiteglint@210.213.198.49) joined
[2007-08-01 00:09:39] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:40] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:40] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:41] <+zombie2000[RIA]> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:09:41] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:41] <+GreatingofCE> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:42] <+zombie2000[RIA]> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:09:42] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:43] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:43] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:43] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:43] <+zombie2000[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:44] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:44] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:44] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:44] <+zombie2000[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:45] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:45] <+zombie2000[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:45] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:46] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:46] <+zombie2000[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:47] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:48] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:48] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:48] <+zombie2000[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:49] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:49] <@Moth[RIA]> Yes@ Dance, puppets, dance!
[2007-08-01 00:09:50] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:50] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:50] <+zombie2000[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:51] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:51] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:52] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:52] *** Vintus2 (Chimpy2608@pool-71-184-70-43.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) joined
[2007-08-01 00:09:52] <@Shyox> wtf is going on?
[2007-08-01 00:09:53] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:53] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:53] <+zombie2000[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:54] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:55] <@Shyox> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:55] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:55] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:55] <@Shyox> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:56] <+zombie2000[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:56] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:56] <@Shyox> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:56] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:57] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:57] <@Shyox> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:58] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:58] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:58] <+zombie2000[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:59] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:09:59] <@Shyox> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:00] <@Shyox> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:00] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:00] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:01] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:02] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:02] *** Azural changed topic to Movin' to synIRC!
[2007-08-01 00:10:02] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:03] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:04] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:04] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:05] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:06] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:06] <+NOT-IRCOP> No wammy! No wammy! No wammy! STOP!
[2007-08-01 00:10:07] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:08] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:09] <+GreatingofCE> this is amazing
[2007-08-01 00:10:09] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:10] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:10] <+zombie2000[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:10] <+Galen9008[NADC]> LOL
[2007-08-01 00:10:11] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:11] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:12] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:13] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:14] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:15] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:15] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:16] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:16] <+zombie2000[RIA]> 40 people
[2007-08-01 00:10:17] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:18] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:18] <+Snowbeast> moth?
[2007-08-01 00:10:18] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:18] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:18] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:18] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:18] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:18] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:19] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:19] <+zombie2000[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:19] *** Azural changed topic to Movin' to synIRC!
[2007-08-01 00:10:20] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:20] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:20] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:21] <+zombie2000[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:21] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:22] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:22] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:23] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:23] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:23] <+zombie2000[RIA]> Moht
[2007-08-01 00:10:24] <+Bacon_God> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:24] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:25] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:25] <+zombie2000[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:25] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:26] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:26] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:26] <+Galen9008[NADC]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:27] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:27] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:27] <+zombie2000[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:27] *** Flash[Away]_ (whiteglint@210.213.198.49) left ()
[2007-08-01 00:10:28] <+Galen9008[NADC]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:28] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:29] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:29] <+Galen9008[NADC]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:29] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:30] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:30] <+Bacon_God> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:30] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:30] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:31] <+Galen9008[NADC]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:31] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:32] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:33] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:33] <+Galen9008[NADC]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:33] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:33] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:33] <+Bacon_God> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:34] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:35] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:35] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:36] <+Galen9008[NADC]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:36] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:36] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:37] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:37] <+Galen9008[NADC]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:38] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:39] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:39] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:40] <+Galen9008[NADC]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:40] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:40] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:41] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:41] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:42] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:43] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:43] <+Galen9008[NADC]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:43] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:44] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:45] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:45] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:46] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:47] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:47] <+Galen9008[NADC]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:47] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:47] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:47] <+zombie2000[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:48] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:48] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:49] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:50] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:50] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:51] <+babyjesus[GUNEZ]> moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:51] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:51] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:52] <+Galen9008[NADC]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:52] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:53] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:53] <+Zblewski> moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:53] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:54] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:55] <+Galen9008[NADC]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:55] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:55] <+ShadowAddict> NOW
[2007-08-01 00:10:55] <+Zblewski> moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:56] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:57] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:57] <+ShadowAddict> NOW
[2007-08-01 00:10:57] <+Zblewski> moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:58] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:58] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:10:59] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:10:59] <+ShadowAddict> NOW
[2007-08-01 00:10:59] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:00] <+Zblewski> moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:00] <+Galen9008[NADC]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:00] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:01] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:01] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:01] <+Galen9008[NADC]> LATER
[2007-08-01 00:11:02] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:02] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:03] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:03] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:03] <+Zblewski> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:04] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:04] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:04] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:05] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:05] <+Zblewski> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:06] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:06] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:07] <+ShadowAddict> NOW
[2007-08-01 00:11:08] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:08] <+Galen9008[NADC]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:08] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:09] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:11:10] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:10] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:11] <+Galen9008[NADC]> LATER
[2007-08-01 00:11:11] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:11] <+Zblewski> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:12] *** Azural sets channel #RIA mode +vvv Gale Husky hyperonic
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[2007-08-01 00:11:13] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:11:14] <@Not_Moth> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:14] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:15] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:15] *** Azural sets channel #RIA mode +vvv Gale Husky hyperonic
[2007-08-01 00:11:15] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:11:16] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:17] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:17] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:19] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:19] <+Penguinz> c-c-c-c-combo breaker
[2007-08-01 00:11:19] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:20] <+Zblewski> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:20] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:21] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:21] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:11:22] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:23] <+zombie2000[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:23] <+CptGodzilla> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:23] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:11:23] <+Zblewski> MOTH
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[2007-08-01 00:11:25] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:25] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:25] <+zombie2000[RIA]> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:25] <+Zblewski> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:26] <+CptGodzilla> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:26] <@Shyox> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:27] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:11:27] <+zombie2000[RIA]> moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:28] <+Penguinz> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:28] <+zombie2000[RIA]> moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:28] <+CptGodzilla> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:28] <+zombie2000[RIA]> moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:29] <+Zblewski> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:29] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:29] <+Penguinz> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:29] <+zombie2000[RIA]> moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:30] <+Penguinz> Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:11:31] <+Zblewski> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:31] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:11:32] <+Penguinz> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:32] <+CptGodzilla> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:32] <+Zblewski> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:32] <+hyperonic> COCKS
[2007-08-01 00:11:32] <+Penguinz> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:33] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:33] <+Penguinz> Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:11:41] <+Penguinz> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:41] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:41] <+babyjesus[GUNEZ]> Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:11:42] <+Zblewski> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:42] <+CptGodzilla> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:43] <+Penguinz> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:43] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:11:44] <+zombie2000[RIA]> MTOH
[2007-08-01 00:11:44] <+CptGodzilla> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:45] <+Penguinz> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:45] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:45] <+Gale> so this is what a channel that's about to die looks like o.o
[2007-08-01 00:11:45] <+crazyisraelie> .............
[2007-08-01 00:11:45] <+zombie2000[RIA]> MTOH
[2007-08-01 00:11:45] <+Zblewski> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:47] <+Penguinz> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:47] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:47] <+zombie2000[RIA]> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:48] * +Galen9008[NADC] fires off 20 rounds
[2007-08-01 00:11:49] <+Penguinz> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:49] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:50] <+zombie2000[RIA]> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:51] <+Penguinz> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:51] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:52] <+zombie2000[RIA]> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:52] <+Zblewski> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:53] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:11:53] <+zombie2000[RIA]> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:55] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:55] <+Penguinz> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:55] <+zombie2000[RIA]> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:56] <+crazyisraelie> Guys stop
[2007-08-01 00:11:57] <+Penguinz> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:57] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:57] <+zombie2000[RIA]> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:11:57] <+crazyisraelie> please
[2007-08-01 00:11:58] <@Shyox> http://rialliance.net/test.html (http://rialliance.net/test.html)
[2007-08-01 00:11:58] <+Zblewski> MAP
[2007-08-01 00:11:59] <+Penguinz> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:11:59] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:12:01] <+Penguinz> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:12:01] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:12:03] <+Penguinz> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:12:03] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:12:04] <@Moth[RIA]> Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:12:05] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:12:05] <+zombie2000[RIA]> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:12:06] <+CptGodzilla> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:12:07] <+Penguinz> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:12:07] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
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[2007-08-01 00:12:13] <+Zblewski> LSD
[2007-08-01 00:12:13] <+hyperonic> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[2007-08-01 00:12:13] <+Penguinz> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:12:13] <+ShadowAddict> Moth
[2007-08-01 00:12:14] <+zombie2000[RIA]> MOTH
[2007-08-01 00:12:14] <+CptGodzilla> MOTH
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[2007-08-01 00:12:15] <+hyperonic> >_>
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Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on August 01, 2007, 02:50:53 pm
THATS WHY WE ALL GOT BANNED?!? WHAT THE SHIT!
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: enragedlobster on August 01, 2007, 03:05:39 pm
The following quote took place after I played Catch That Rickroll in #furry (as told by crazy):
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[4:03pm] sensitiveisraelie[RIA]: [16:02] <crazyisraelie[RIA]> Oh dont worry about EL
[4:03pm] sensitiveisraelie[RIA]: [16:02] <crazyisraelie[RIA]> He is just tired of Esper
[4:03pm] sensitiveisraelie[RIA]: [16:02] <+Firemyst> I don't have to.  he's banned for a month.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: crazyisraelie on August 01, 2007, 11:09:00 pm
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[00:03] <whalevagina> Hmm
[00:03] <+Maxen> To a certain degree, yes. But now, he's out of job.
[00:03] * whalepenis (~IceChat7@synIRC-1856DA36.asm.bellsouth.net) hasjoined #toolirc
[00:03] <whalepenis> Hi guys
[00:03] <+Maxen> So that kind of makes it hard to like him, and those logs are not to great,
[00:04] <+Maxen> What? This isn't Greenpeace, get those whale organs out of here.
[00:04] <&Lowtax> !kick whalepenis mwuahaha dammit it didnt work
[00:04] <+Maxen> !kick whalevagina
[00:05] <whalepenis> XFD
[00:05] <&Velocity111> lol


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[23:54] <&bros|avay> GunneR - There's Moo, Doitzel, Mary, and ES.
[23:54] <whalepenis> Rawr!
[23:54] <@GunneR> lol
[23:54] <%ops> NO PENIS
[23:54] <whalepenis> XFD
[23:55] * tamerdrunk is now known as tamerlane
[23:55] <&bros|avay> whalepenis - YOu heard Ops. No penis. You are now whalevagina
[23:55] <%ops> BAD PENIS, VERY BAD PENIS
[23:55] * Azural is now known as Azural|dead
[23:55] * Schecterville[MK] (~nathancas@synIRC-6209A4B8.dsl.tul2ok.sbcglobal.net) Quit ( Connection reset by peer )
[23:56] <whalepenis> j_j
[23:56] * whalepenis crys
[23:56] <&bros|avay> Do it.
[23:56] * whalepenis on bros
[23:54] <&bros|avay> GunneR - There's Moo, Doitzel, Mary, and ES.
[23:54] <whalepenis> Rawr!
[23:54] <@GunneR> lol
[23:54] <%ops> NO PENIS
[23:54] <whalepenis> XFD
[23:55] * tamerdrunk is now known as tamerlane
[23:55] <&bros|avay> whalepenis - YOu heard Ops. No penis. You are now whalevagina
[23:55] <%ops> BAD PENIS, VERY BAD PENIS
[23:55] * Azural is now known as Azural|dead
[23:55] * Schecterville[MK] (~nathancas@synIRC-6209A4B8.dsl.tul2ok.sbcglobal.net) Quit ( Connection reset by peer )
[23:56] <whalepenis> j_j
[23:56] * whalepenis crys
[23:56] <&bros|avay> Do it.
[23:56] * whalepenis on bros
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on August 06, 2007, 03:23:33 am
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<Vintus[RIA]> SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT LOOK AT THESE BOOBS
<Vintus[RIA]> [pic of b00bz]
<cctmsp13[RIA]> yeah, really, I would have pulled the plug by then
<HordeOfDoom[\m]> 8.5/10
<Vintus[RIA]> 8.6/10
<Vintus[RIA]> DUDE I got the BEST blowjob ever yesterday
<cctmsp13[RIA]> <.<
<cctmsp13[RIA]> >.>
<Vintus[RIA]> it was this girl that I sort of liked we were at the mall and shit
<Vintus[RIA]> she's really cute and has better boobs than the one I posted
<Vintus[RIA]> anyway
<Vintus[RIA]> we went into this bathroom that was out of order and shit, smelled like the aforementioned shit
<Vintus[RIA]> and then
<Vintus[RIA]> I sat down on this toilet and she took my pants off
<Vintus[RIA]> then she grabbed it and
<Vintus[RIA]> I told my mom and shegot scared
<Vintus[RIA]> And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air
<Vintus[RIA]> (only the first three episodes of season one)
<Vintus[RIA]> I begged and pleaded with her the other day
<Vintus[RIA]> But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
<Vintus[RIA]> She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
<Vintus[RIA]> I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it
<Vintus[RIA]> First class, yo this is bad,
<Vintus[RIA]> Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
<Vintus[RIA]> Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
<Vintus[RIA]> Hmm this might be alright!
<Vintus[RIA]> I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
<Vintus[RIA]> Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
<Vintus[RIA]> If anything I could say that this cab was rare
<Vintus[RIA]> But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
<Vintus[RIA]> I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
<Vintus[RIA]> And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
<Vintus[RIA]> Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
<Vintus[RIA]> To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
<HordeOfDoom[\m]> expected/10
<Vintus[RIA]> and then there were ninjas. THOUSANDS OF THEM.
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<Vintus[RIA]> I grabbed a katana from the wall behind me and decapitated three with one swing as she pulled a machine gun out of her panties and started firing away
<Vintus[RIA]> ....
<Vintus[RIA]> WTF
<Vintus[RIA]> Oh hello SetiCruncher
<Vintus[RIA]> nothing..to see..here
<cctmsp13[RIA]> hi Seti
* cctmsp13[RIA] sets mode: +v SetiCruncher[NADC]
<SetiCruncher[NADC]> how R ya's tonight?
<Vintus[RIA]> just fine e_e
<cctmsp13[RIA]> bored - tired - ish
<Vintus[RIA]> I'm not on anything I swear
<cctmsp13[RIA]> it's true, he's always like this
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: zblewski on August 09, 2007, 05:44:52 pm
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Bleskie- in Portsmouth, NH (New Hampshire-Maine Border). says:
I just backed up my toilet
delta1212@msn.com says:
I'm eating right now.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on August 15, 2007, 11:54:00 pm
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<Vintus[RIA]> it's too fucking confusing to register for MK
<Slickynickx[RIA]> hehe im from CE
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* ChanServ sets mode: +h CptGodzilla
<Vintus[RIA]> I'm retarded
* Hyperonic[RIA] smaaaadddddddkcs
<Vintus[RIA]> ...FUCK
<Vintus[RIA]> WHAT THE FUCK
<CptGodzilla> yeah you are

And for good measure...

Quote
<Hyperonic[RIA]> You know it's RIA when the first thing you see when you join is...
<Hyperonic[RIA]> (12:52:21 AM) Vintus[RIA]: I'm retarded
<Hyperonic[RIA]> (12:52:22 AM) ***Hyperonic[RIA] smaaaadddddddkcs
<Hyperonic[RIA]> (12:52:23 AM) Vintus[RIA]: ...FUCK
<Hyperonic[RIA]> (12:52:24 AM) Vintus[RIA]: WHAT THE FUCK
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Azural on August 18, 2007, 07:24:00 pm
Quote
<maskofblue> GOD was sleeping when i was on 10 hours ago
<maskofblue> hhm
<maskofblue> maybe GOD is sick
<maskofblue> or wants us to think there not here
<maskofblue>
<maskofblue> Beryl was away all day too
<maskofblue> hhmm
<maskofblue> theres sumthin fishy goin on in here
<maskofblue> LOL
<lcdt94> seems liek beryl is never around <_<
<maskofblue> yeah!
<maskofblue> we should revolt!
<maskofblue>
* cmdrChobo[ASC] is now known as cC|brb
<maskofblue> and cC/brb.....   has not been right back......
<maskofblue> i think someone is killing them all
<maskofblue>
<Emperor_McCole{NpO}> sorry bout that
* Azural is now known as Azural|dead
* Emperor_McCole{NpO} stops killing
<maskofblue> lol
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Azural on August 29, 2007, 10:24:43 pm
Quote
* crazyisraelie[RIA][IDF] cums in horde's mouth
<HordeOfDoom[\m]> <3
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Tulak Hord on September 02, 2007, 01:46:42 am
Quote
<Tulak[MDC]> Sanction now please
<King_Arthur_II> ok
<King_Arthur_II> sanctioned and banned
<King_Arthur_II> have fun....
<Tulak[MDC]> He still has all his trades >_>
<King_Arthur_II> nope just looked
<King_Arthur_II> I don't see them
<Tulak[MDC]> http://cybernations.net/nation_drill_displ...ation_ID=123233 (http://cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=123233)
<Tulak[MDC]> i just looked at the sanctions and there's a sanction on the guy you said was a member...
<King_Arthur_II> Mother Fucker...I fucking sanctioned the wrong guy

Quote
<cheyenne> hello sir
<Error404[GOONS]> <Error404[GOONS]> don't waste my time trying to kiss my ass please
<Error404[GOONS]> <Error404[GOONS]> also hello
<Error404[GOONS]> <cheyenne> i don't kiss ass
<Error404[GOONS]> <cheyenne> and i certainly wouldn't kiss yours
<Error404[GOONS]> <Error404[GOONS]> lol k
<Error404[GOONS]> <cheyenne> i simply make it a point to refer to leaders of foreign alliances as sir
<Error404[GOONS]> <Error404[GOONS]> Oh, it's not that, it's the asskissing you've done in #fan, #ve, and (presumably) attempted in #nsa
<Error404[GOONS]> <cheyenne> I'm not asskissing there either
<Error404[GOONS]> <cheyenne> I'm trying to improve relations
<Error404[GOONS]> <Error404[GOONS]> by kissing ass
<Error404[GOONS]> <cheyenne> how would you suggest we fix relations?
<Error404[GOONS]> <Error404[GOONS]> Step 1: Become a real alliance
<Error404[GOONS]> <Error404[GOONS]> Step 2: ???
<Error404[GOONS]> <Error404[GOONS]> Step 3: Profit!
<Error404[GOONS]> <cheyenne> we're working on that
<Error404[GOONS]> <cheyenne> i almost got elected >_>
<Error404[GOONS]> <Error404[GOONS]> that would be a step backwards

Some favourites from my personal collection. Definitely not from #RIA but they're still good for a laugh.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Azural on September 03, 2007, 09:00:11 pm
Quote
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> is lanna a girl?
<Lanna> no
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> o
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> u from new york?
<Lanna> ya i am
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> wait rele?
<Lanna> rochester
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Yeah lanna is a sexy guy
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> that I would like to feel up
* Secundo has joined #RIA
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> o i got a friend in rochester but thats 5 hours from me
<Lanna> ohhhh yeaaah, get me anytime, baby lane
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> im from staten island
<Lanna> cool
* crazyisraelie[RIA] feels up Lanna
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> ha
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> how old are u
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Which one of us?
<Rawr> LOL
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lanna
<Lanna> i'm 16
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> cool so u a jounior this yr?
<Lanna> aye
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> cool
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> u start school already
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<Lanna> not yet
<Lanna> azural, how's my baby doing?  you taking care of her?
<Azural> Of course.
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> cool and how old are u
<timberh0[RIA]> 11
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> o lol
<Lanna> how many months?
<Azural> You can't rember?!?
<Lanna> no
<Azural> ...
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> where my boy slickynickx at
<Lanna> lol sorry baby girl
<Azural> Six in three days.
<Lanna> tell me again :'(
<Lanna> awwwww
<Azural> I can't believe you forgot again.
<Lanna> okays
<Lanna> i'm sorry
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Nice job lanna
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> dester u still thier
* timberh0[RIA] calls deifus
<Azural> Get me pregnant and can't even rember the damn date.
<Lanna> i've been so busy working to get ready to pay for child support
<Azural> You better pay it.
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> wait azural ur a grl?
<Azural> Yea
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XD yeah he is
<Lanna> i will... lol so you cant blame me for being so forgetful
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> o that explains alot
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lmao
<Azural> You didn't know?!?
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> ha that explains ALOT
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> sure it does
<timberh0[RIA]> hahaha
<Azural> Explains what?
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lol
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Sugarpants
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> nuttin bro
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> nuttin
<timberh0[RIA]> your bitchiness
<Azural> Bro?
<timberh0[RIA]> apparantly
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> chill bro im playing wit u
<Azural> ...
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> or grl
<Lanna> HAY
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> w.e u are
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lol
<Lanna> azural is my galfriend
<Lanna> dont call her a bro
<Lanna> or i'd kick your ass
<Azural> ^
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> o alright sorry
<Azural> He will.
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> hahahahahahahahaha
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XD yes he will
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> ok idk about that one
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lol but u can try
<Lanna> *kisses azural and her tummy*
<Lanna> i cant wait til the baby comes
<Azural> I can't either.
<Lanna> what we gonna name her?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Hey wow about me!
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> what*
<Lanna> *kisses lane*
<Lanna>
<Lanna> happy?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> ^_^
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Very
<Azural> I'm not sure yet...
<Azural> Every time I bring it up you keep changing the conversation...
<Lanna> Oral? XD
<Azural>
<Azural> Naming her after your grandmother than?
<Lanna> sorry buttercup... i'll try to focus on your more now
<Lanna> yeah, sounds good
<Azural> Mmmhmm.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Man I need to get laid
<dester[RIA]> so do i
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> crazy u a virgin?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Yes
* Kristin|Away is now known as KristinMarie
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> wow that explains alot
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> why u frekaingon me before
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> u need a g/f
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> No
<timberh0[RIA]> he's gay
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> I need a bf
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> o ha sorry
<Azural> You can't have mine.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XFD I know Azuzu
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lol
<Lanna> lol
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Plus I already have a few guys in mind at school
<Lanna> i'm permanently tied to azural anyway
<Lanna> damn woman
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> k this is getting a lil weird rigth now
<Azural> Hey now, it's your fault.
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> u one crazy bitch crazy
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Dont call me a bitch
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* ChanServ sets mode: +v mike1312[\m]
<Lanna> he aint
<Lanna> crazy is cool
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> ha alright
<Lanna> hawt lover
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Thank you Lanna!
<mike1312[\m]> hi all
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> ^_^
<Lanna>
<timberh0[RIA]> hi mike
<Azural> ...
<Lanna> azural, it aint my fault
<mike1312[\m]> whats up?
<Azural> You said you'd stay away from guys.
<Lanna> you the one who initiated secks
<Lanna> and i'm the one stuck with child support
<timberh0[RIA]> insanity
<Azural> Your the one who wouldn't out on a damn condom.
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lol
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Sorry but Lanna is so sexy
<mike1312[\m]> besides the insanity
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> I couldnt stay off of him
<Lanna> IT WAS TOO SMALL!
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lmao
<Azural> You bought it!
<Rawr> XD
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> hahahaha
<Azural> You should know you own damn size...
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lol
<timberh0[RIA]> xtra small
<Lanna> it was first time, woman
<Lanna>
<Rawr> XD
<Lanna> gimme a break
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lmao
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> I am just going to say Lanna's cock isnt small
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> thats ok just pull out
<Azural> You had better come live with me when you get out of school too.
<Lanna> i work and work... for the damn wedding ring and child support
<Lanna> and all you do is yell at me
<Azural> You started it...
<Lanna> you did it
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> nah u did
<Azural> I did not.
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lanna
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> i watched the whoel thing
<timberh0[RIA]> child support hints that you are gonna make this a bastard child?
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lmao
<Lanna> you shouldnt have performed a striptease at the party
<Azural> ynkeebymjg[RIA], shut up!  This has nothing to do with you.
<Lanna> if you didnt, we wouldnt be dating
<Azural> You shouldn't ahve asked for it.
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> ha sorry azural
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> bitchy
<Azural> ...
<Lanna> i didnt expect you to do it
<Lanna> HEY
<Lanna> DONT CALL MY WOMAN BITCHY
<Lanna> or...
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> or wat.....
<Lanna> die.
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lmao
* ynkeebymjg[RIA] was kicked by crazyisraelie[RIA] (Bitch)
<Lanna> XD
<Azural> XFD
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Moth on September 03, 2007, 09:08:00 pm
Whuh? I was expecting the truth to be revealed. >_> Where's the punchline?!
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Lanna on September 03, 2007, 09:15:24 pm
Quote from: Moth
Whuh? I was expecting the truth to be revealed. >_> Where's the punchline?!
That's as real as it gets.  Azural is pregnant with my baby.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on September 04, 2007, 12:03:58 pm
Keep it in your pants, Lanna.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Lanna on September 04, 2007, 12:14:04 pm
If Azural stops seducing me every night, I'll consider it.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Azural on September 05, 2007, 03:01:33 am
I can't help it, ok!
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Lanna on September 05, 2007, 02:44:23 pm
You can start by not slipping your hands into my pants.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Azural on September 05, 2007, 02:58:04 pm
But you always put it there.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Lanna on September 05, 2007, 03:20:38 pm
No way.  You're the one always craving for secks.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Azural on September 05, 2007, 03:31:31 pm
Like you don't want it...
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Lanna on September 06, 2007, 09:32:42 am
Well... er, I don't mind... but who gets to pay child support?!  Me.

Oh hey, honey... it'd be hilarious if you post what we did this morning here... XD  Too bad they're not in the RIA channel.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Azural on September 06, 2007, 01:57:59 pm
I can if you want, I keep logs of everything.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on September 06, 2007, 05:29:29 pm
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> o
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> enraged is a  grl right?
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> girl*
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Yes he is a very girly girl, that loves to suck cock and take a cock up his pussy
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XD
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> EL isn't a girl....
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> yes
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> iv talked to her before
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> she said her name michelle
<Rawr> XD
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> You sure he didn't say Michael?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> He still th
ought El was a girl after I say he
* Damen (~John_Dori@synIRC-5B0267D4.dsl.ipltin.sbcglobal.net) has joined #RIA
* ChanServ sets mode: +h Damen
<Rawr> He may act like one, but he isn't one
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> and his
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Seriously Ynkee your a retard
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> how do u guys no she not a grl
<CptGodzilla> XD
<CptGodzilla> guys
<CptGodzilla> EL is a girl
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> This needs to be logged...
<CptGodzilla> everyone knows it
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> EL is a grl
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> It does seriously
<Rawr> I already got it


<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Good Loren
<CptGodzilla> yeah
<CptGodzilla> EL is a girl
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> thank u
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Yes he is a girl
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> i know she is
<Rawr> XD
<Damen> As your HoFA, I order all RIAers to stop believing that EL is a man. Under penalty of ban, and possibly ZI
<Rawr> Oh yeah.
<Rawr> He's so a girl.
<Rawr> Screw the everyone's a guy thing
<Damen> Damn straight
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> "He is a girl" is an oxymoron.
<CptGodzilla> eah
<CptGodzilla> yeah*
<Rawr> She is a guy doesn't flow though
<CptGodzilla> she's a wimininz
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> anyone got gold and aluminum
<CptGodzilla> WL IS A WIMINZ
<CptGodzilla> EL*
* Damen (~John_Dori@synIRC-5B0267D4.dsl.ipltin.sbcglobal.net) has left #RIA
<Rawr> El is on?
<Rawr> XDD
<Rawr> I thought he was kicked or whatever


* ynkeebymjg[RIA] was kicked by CptGodzilla (crazy told me to)
<CptGodzilla> i can't believe he blieves me
<CptGodzilla> that EL is a girl
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Same
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Seriously he is a fucking moron
<Rawr> XDD
<Rawr> I know.
<Rawr> Gotta love him
* ynkeebymjg[RIA] (www-data@synIRC-178833DD.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has joined #RIA
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Does he not realize that we all have know EL a few months before him
* IronSoldier820[CoR] is now known as IronSoldier820|Food
* Rawr sets mode: +v ynkeebymjg[RIA]
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Well most of us
<CptGodzilla> yeah
<IronSoldier820|Food> EL is a pussy
<CptGodzilla> and we know that he's a woman
<CptGodzilla> she's*
<Rawr> El would so fit in AA
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> ok i rele dont care
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Yeah he is a woma
<Rawr> Really
<IronSoldier820|Food> Be back later
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: crazyisraelie on September 13, 2007, 02:23:39 pm
[15:17] <+ynkeebymjg[RIA]> do u guys just sit at your comps all day ?
[15:18] <+Hoopdy[Fark][BC]> Yes.
[15:18] <@crazyisraelie[RIA]> Yes we all are
[15:18] <+ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lol why?
[15:18] <@crazyisraelie[RIA]> Because you fuck sheep
[15:18] <+ynkeebymjg[RIA]> why dont u guys like go out and do sumtin
[15:18] <@crazyisraelie[RIA]> Because you fuck sheep
[15:18] <+ynkeebymjg[RIA]> wat does that have to do with getting outsideand stuff
[15:18] <@crazyisraelie[RIA]> Because you fuck sheep
[15:19] <+ynkeebymjg[RIA]> so?
[15:19] <+ynkeebymjg[RIA]> i love to fuck sheep
[15:19] * EnragedLobster[RIA] (~kieranwal@synIRC-136BD169.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined #RIA
[15:19] * ChanServ sets mode +h EnragedLobster[RIA] for #RIA
[15:19] * ynkeebymjg[RIA] was kicked by crazyisraelie[RIA] (~IceChat7@synIRC-65B64AFC.asm.bellsouth.net) Reason (Because your a sheep fucker)
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on September 13, 2007, 04:43:03 pm
<tonictart> lol...
<tonictart> I just had sooo much fun
<tonictart> Maybe too much fun
<Mesa> ?
<tonictart> Well.
<tonictart> I wanted to freak my mom out
<tonictartt> So
<tonictartt> I told her I was a lesbian (I'm not) XD
<tonictart> And she had a panic attack.
<Mesa> WTF? xD
<tonictart> I was bored >_>
<Mesa> What'd she do?
<Mesa> I need MOAR detail
<Mesa> gimmie the dialog xD
<tonictart> Started saying "Oh my lord, this can't be right" over and over
<tonictart> XD
<tonictart> k
<tonictart> "Ma, I got something to tell you"
<tonictart> "Yeah?"
<tonictart> "Ma.. I'm a lesbian"
<tonictart> "...What?"
<tonictart> "Should have told you sooner.. but yeah, whatever'
<tonictart> "Oh my lord, this can't be happening" bla bla bla
<Mesa> LMFAO
<Mesa> Shoulda been like... "I found out because I REALLY enjoyed doing it with my friend." xD
<tonictart> Well, I got to that later LOL
<Mesa> Go on?
<tonictart> Nah, just said something like
<tonictart> "Me and Ange.. yeah, thats when I knew"
<tonictart> XD
<Mesa> LMAO
<Mesa> bad Loren xD
<tonictart>
<tonictart> See? BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN I GET BORED.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on September 13, 2007, 04:44:47 pm
What the fuck? My name isn't tonictart >____>
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Mr_Cynic on September 13, 2007, 08:24:03 pm
This may not be IRC, but...

Evan ~ says:
Canada is cool
 Evan ~ says:
no pun intended
loren says:
SO IS NY-*Gets shot*
Jack says:
NY?
 Evan ~ says:
NYC
Jack says:
Chicago>NYC
Jack says:
>_>
Jack says:
It's on.
loren says:
NYC > Chicago
loren says:
Wait.
loren says:
OMFG YOU LIVE IN CHICAGO
Jack says:
Within 15-30 minutes.
 Evan ~ says:
Mississauga > Chicago > NYC
Jack says:
Your town sounds like Mississipi's bastard cousin.  >_>
 Evan ~ says:
It isn't
loren says:
XD
Jack says:
Part of me wants to sig that.  >_>
Jack says:
But I have a prinicple against sigging myself.
Jack says:
Anyway, why did you freak out when you heard I was from Chicago, Loren?
loren says:
No..
loren says:
But in my mind
loren says:
EVERYONE FUCKING LIVES IN CHICAGO
loren says:
So <33
loren says:
You live in Chicago
 Evan ~ says:
Wait
 Evan ~ says:
people live in your mind?
loren says:
Damn straight
Jack says:
why did you freak out when you heard I was from Chicago, Loren?
loren says:
No..

Jack says:
lrn2makesense
 
You have just sent a nudge.
 
loren just sent you a nudge.
 
 Evan ~ just sent you a nudge.
 
Jack winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 
  The wink "Pig" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
 Evan ~ says:
...
 Evan ~ winks:
 
Play "Laugh"
 
 Evan ~ just sent you a nudge.
 
 Evan ~ winks:
 
Play "Water Balloon"
 Evan ~ winks:
 
Play "Dancer"
Jack says:
THE PIG MAKES ME SO HAPPY!
 
You have just sent a nudge.
 
Jack winks:
 
Play "UFO"
 
  The wink "UFO" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
You have just sent a nudge.
 
 Evan ~ just sent you a nudge.
 
Jack winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 
  The wink "Pig" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
Jack winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 
  The wink "Pig" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
Jack winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 
  The wink "Pig" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
Jack winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 
  The wink "Pig" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
 Evan ~ says:
even happier than with happy rock?
Jack says:
>_>
Jack says:
Possibly.
loren says:
OMG
loren says:
WTF
 
You have just sent a nudge.
 
loren says:
>__<
 
loren just sent you a nudge.
 
 Evan ~ just sent you a nudge.
 
Jack winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 
  The wink "Pig" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
Jack winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 
  The wink "Pig" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
Jack winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 
  The wink "Pig" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
 Evan ~ says:
...
 Evan ~ says:
Stop
 
loren just sent you a nudge.
 
 Evan ~ says:
plox
Jack says:
IS RAININ PIGS ON MY SCREEN!
loren says:
ITS FUCKING STUCK
loren says:
THE PIG
loren says:
IT'S STUCK
loren says:
OMG WHAT DO I DO
loren says:
>___<
Jack says:
Oh my God, I'm laughing so harr I'm crying.
 Evan ~ winks:
 
Play "Pig"
Jack says:
*hard
loren says:
NOO
loren says:
MAKE IT GO AWAY
loren says:
;___;
Jack winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 
  The wink "Pig" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
loren says:
I'M SO FREAKED I'M NOT EVEN USING SHIFT
loren says:
*CAPS
loren says:
BLAH
 
 Evan ~ just sent you a nudge.
 
loren just sent you a nudge.
 
Jack says:
Seriously, tears are streaming down my face.  >_>
 
 Evan ~ just sent you a nudge.
 
 Evan ~ winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 Evan ~ winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 Evan ~ winks:
 
Play "Pig"
Jack winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 
  The wink "Pig" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
 Evan ~ winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 
  The wink "" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
Jack says:
IT'S ON!
 Evan ~ winks:
 
Play "Pig"
Jack says:
PIG WARS!
loren says:
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
loren says:
PIGS
 
  The wink "" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
loren says:
IT"S
 
  The wink "" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
 Evan ~ winks:
 
Play "Pig"
loren says:
OMG
loren says:
PIG
 
  The wink "" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
loren says:
;___;
loren says:
MAKE IT STOP
 
  The wink "" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
  The wink "" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
  The wink "" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
Jack winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 
  The wink "Pig" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
  The wink "Pig" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
  The wink "Pig" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
Jack winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 
  The wink "Pig" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
  The wink "Pig" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
  The wink "Pig" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
  The wink "Pig" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
  The wink "" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
  The wink "" could not be sent to all recipients.
 
Jack winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 
  loren has left the conversation.
 
Jack says:
XFD.  She left.
 Evan ~ says:
XD
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on September 13, 2007, 09:16:47 pm
IT GOT STUCK ON MY SCREEN! ;__;
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on September 14, 2007, 12:12:36 am
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<Vintus[RIA]> BTW, Azural is Lanna's fanboy
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* You were kicked by ChanServ (Requested (Azural))
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on September 14, 2007, 08:22:25 pm
<Rawr> Azural says:
<Rawr> Tell everyone I'm a hooker from mexico city
<Rawr> Oh wait-
<skwirl> *fart*
<Azural> <_<
<Rawr>
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: IronSoldier820 on September 15, 2007, 06:44:27 pm
Can it be insult Azural tiem now plz?

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<Shyox> >.>
<Shyox> <.<
<Shyox> Psstt...
<Shyox> You got the drugs?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> I do
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> but I used them
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> On Azuzu
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> thats why he isnt talk
<Shyox> .... Then I think you mean DID mothafucka
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> also Lanna is fucking him with a strap on right now
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> so I dont think he is right minded
<Shyox> I think not as well
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> Azural has never been right minded
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> Its gotten worse since hes been dating that one Lanna chick
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> She has some sort of weird STD that affects your brain
* You were kicked by crazyisraelie[RIA]
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on September 15, 2007, 06:51:15 pm
Oh yeah. I remember that. Started some long op wars, lol
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: IronSoldier820 on September 15, 2007, 07:16:32 pm
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<IronSoldier820[CoR]> Azural?
<Azural> What?
<Poptart> Blue, why?
<Poptart> It's so retarded >_<
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> Nuke or no?
<Azural> If you nuke him, CoR dies.
<zombie2000[RIA]> If Iron doesn't nuke, I'll attack
<zombie2000[RIA]> Why does CoR die?
<Poptart> ...
* Poptart has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Azural> ..
<zombie2000[RIA]> How the hell would CoR die?
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> Is that a no...?
<Azural> Well, it could...
<Azural> Depends on what happens.
<zombie2000[RIA]> so
<zombie2000[RIA]> Kaiser tech raids loren
<zombie2000[RIA]> Iron attacks back
<zombie2000[RIA]> Iron nukes
<Azural> You're not going to like me if you nuke one of our members.
<zombie2000[RIA]> Well
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> I don't like you period.

lol, these are really easy to find. I just go through the RIA logs and any time I see my name, I can almost always assume it involves me insulting Azural.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on September 15, 2007, 07:36:44 pm
That was like. SO annoying.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: crazyisraelie on September 17, 2007, 09:44:00 pm
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[22:03] <&Not404Error> trukz sucks
[22:03] <bigwoody> trukz warz
[22:03] <bigwoody> run someone off the road
[22:04] <air_julio> it wouldn't suck if it had spies
[22:04] <addmin> thanks 404.
[22:04] <&Not404Error> admittedly trukz isn't as bad as CC was
[22:04] <ochocinco[M]> argh, it's everywhere: <WhatItDoNephew> gay mytruck loses its condition so fucking quickly now its retarded.
[22:04] <&Not404Error> but trukz still sucks
[22:04] <babyjesus> are you able to get in accidents with other trukkerz yet
[22:04] <&Not404Error> welcome
[22:04] * Ericadia (~stnuke@synIRC-DF168C1.gdj-co.client.bresnan.net) Quit (Quit: )
[22:04] <addmin> i can delete your account that you've been playing almostevery day for 2 months 404
[22:04] <babyjesus> haha
[22:04] <&Not404Error> what, trukz?
[22:04] <Coitus> :iceburn:
[22:04] <addmin> yes
[22:04] <air_julio> lol
[22:04] <&Not404Error> I haven't logged in to that since August
[22:04] <&Not404Error> lol
[22:04] <bigwoody> :masterstroke:
[22:04] <Chunky_Monkey> lol
[22:04] <Warren[M]> trukzzz
[22:04] <addmin> who's running your account?
[22:04] <&Not404Error> how do I know?
[22:04] <Chunky_Monkey> i havent been on trukz in a long time
[22:05] <addmin> last active 9/15
[22:05] <Tlatelolco> Children making the fist and thrusting it up and down inthe back window of a mini-van caused you to blast your horn which caused arockslide and kills the kid and now you're culpable and have to go to court andpay damages! Delaaaaaayed
[22:05] <air_julio> lolz
[22:05] <air_julio> 404 is a closet trukzor
[22:05] <Coitus> Tlat
[22:05] <&Not404Error> last time I logged in to trukz was before I moved tomy dorm
[22:05] <addmin> i'll check the IP then.
[22:05] <DustyBatman> oh yea trukz i havent been to that since aug either
[22:05] <&Not404Error> which was Aug 22
[22:06] <air_julio> furthermore, CN could use more CB radios
[22:06] * karoli (~charlesdi@synIRC-2B7B5D69.austtx.dsl-w.verizon.net) hasjoined #cngoons
[22:06] <Chunky_Monkey> lol
[22:07] <addmin> last ip matches your last in-game ip. tell me you love trukz!
[22:07] <Coitus> LOL
[22:07] <air_julio> lol
[22:07] <karoli> hello goons
[22:07] <PRCDaedalus> 404s web of lies is collapsing
[22:07] <karoli> i love crepes
[22:07] <Chunky_Monkey> lol
[22:07] <&Not404Error> lol whatever dude
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on September 20, 2007, 08:44:54 pm
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<Vintron5000> PLEASE INSERT MY METAL PENIS INTO ANY HOLE IN YOUR BODY
<Poptart> >_> <_<
<Lanna> LOL
<Lanna> XD
<Poptart> XD
<Vintron5000> THE SECKS KEEPS ME RUNNING
<Lanna> lol
<grandxanth> lol
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> PENIS
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> PENIS
<Hoopdy[Fark]> VAGINA
<Hoopdy[Fark]> VAGINA
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> PLEASE INSERT SOMEONE OTHER THEN Vintron5000 COCK IN MY ASSHOLE
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> >_>
<grandxanth> boobs
<Poptart> XD
<Vintron5000> BUT MY METAL COCK PROVIDES A WARMING SENSATION
<Hoopdy[Fark]> 0.o
<grandxanth> i like vagina better than ass
<Vintron5000> AND IT FUCKING VIBRATES
<Hoopdy[Fark]> o.0
<grandxanth> gato
<grandxanth> cat
<grandxanth> pussy
<grandxanth> yeah
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Untelligent on September 22, 2007, 01:13:04 pm
XFD @ Vintus
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: IronSoldier820 on October 05, 2007, 07:06:16 pm
The following log began after a conversation about drugs began in #CSN and several people began to say they were drug-free, to which Loren replied with a "<_<" and then a ">_>". The initial question was me asking what drug was it that she did.

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IronSoldier820 says: What was it again?
Loren says: Honestly, I don't remember. I've tried a bunch of stuff just to say I could but I hate it all. And that was all like in 6th grade.
IronSoldier820 says: A bunch of stuff?
Loren says: Not a bunch. Oh lawd.
IronSoldier820 says: I had a friend who tried Coke once, but that was basically it.
Loren says: I forget the name <_>
IronSoldier820 says: Or was it Weed?
Loren says: Weed probably
IronSoldier820 says: I made The Drugs song in 6th Grade.
IronSoldier820 says: Everyone thought I was a druggie, so I went with it.
Loren says: That stuffs east to get a hold of
Loren says: Hehe. Awesome
IronSoldier820 says: Yes, I had to stop singing it when it was labeled Inappropriate
IronSoldier820 says: A lot of things I did were inappropriate. <_<
Loren says: Was about to say that
Loren says: God damn it.
Loren says: There's a bug in my house that just bit my face. e___e
IronSoldier820 says: Smack, crack, speed, weed. All the same it is to me. Smack, crack, speed, weed, damn I love cocaine.
IronSoldier820 says: Man I love cocaine, dude I love cocaine. I get my cocaine, from the state of Maine.
IronSoldier820 says: Don't ask about Maine, its the only rhyme I had.
IronSoldier820 says: It was kind of "out of the blue"
Loren says: I read it as Marine first, lawls. S'all good
IronSoldier820 says: Loren, I just realized, *you're* the bad influence on me! : O
Loren says: Wait wait, *me?* A bad influence on *you*?
Loren says: Forgetting the AIDs song, I think it's the other way around
IronSoldier820 says: Here I am, a drug-free citizen, being influenced by a druggie!
IronSoldier820 says: : O
Loren says: I am not a druggie! O:
IronSoldier820 says: Tsk tsk, denial.
Loren says: Oh come on now, Mr Good-Deed-Doing-Citizen. You know it's the truth : P
IronSoldier820 says: The truth can not be persuaded.
IronSoldier820 says: It is the truth and nothing but the truth.
IronSoldier820 says: And here I thought of you as innocent!
IronSoldier820 says: I have been *lied* to. O:
Loren says: Gasp! No lies. Just.. >__> And more <__<'s
Loren says: And we all know what that means. It means no lies, duh
IronSoldier820 says: Its actually "dry"
IronSoldier820 says: Like Calvin Coolide.  
IronSoldier820 says: +1 History Point
Loren says: -1 IQ point
Loren says: Who? lol
IronSoldier820 says: Previous President of the United States from 1923 - 1927
Loren says: He sounds.. important..
IronSoldier820 says: Nah, he took over after Harding died and did little.
IronSoldier820 says: The nation was suffering from scandals, so he led a lassez-faire policy.
IronSoldier820 says: Which actually was the best course of action.
IronSoldier820 says: He was a man of few words.
IronSoldier820 says: At a White House party, a woman approached Calvin Coolidge, famed for his silence, and said "Mr. President, I made a bet I can get more than two words out of you." He replied: "You lose."
Loren says: Ohh
Loren says: Didn't he die.. a few months ago?
Loren says: Or maybe last year. Same difference
IronSoldier820 says: President from 1923 to 1927?
Loren says: Maybe it was someother old guy >.<
Loren says: But he sounds familiar
IronSoldier820 says: Loren...he died in 1933
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on October 05, 2007, 07:13:21 pm
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loren says:
I'm serious. There was this ex-prez who died a few months ago who did the same.
loren says:
I'll post this as damage control, lawls
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on October 07, 2007, 12:10:52 pm
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[12:50] Trogdor: Loren, how about we just be Sex Buddies?
[12:50] tonictart: Sure.
[12:50] Hoopdy[Fark][BC]: And they alliance should provide the dowries.
[12:50] Trogdor: Yay!
[12:50] tonictart: biggrin.gif
[12:50] *** Vintus[RIA] is now known as ChrisHansen.
[12:50] ChrisHansen: Damen
[12:50] ChrisHansen: take a seat
[12:50] ChrisHansen: right over there
[12:50] ChrisHansen: right over there
[12:50] Hoopdy[Fark][BC]: Uh oh.
[12:50] Hoopdy[Fark][BC]: Dateline is here.
[12:50] Trogdor: Oh god! Oh god! I knew this was a setup
[12:50] Hoopdy[Fark][BC]: You are so busted.
[12:50] Trogdor: *sweats*
[12:50] ChrisHansen: take a seat
[12:50] ChrisHansen: right over there
[12:50] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:50] Trogdor: *takes seat*
[12:51] * tonictart gasps
[12:51] ChrisHansen: why are you here today?
[12:51] Trogdor: Uh...errr...
[12:51] tonictart: Oh shit. Oh shit.
[12:51] ChrisHansen: why are you here today, Damen?
[12:51] Trogdor: I was...gonna play scrabble
[12:51] ChrisHansen: why are you here today?
[12:51] ChrisHansen: what's in your bag?
[12:51] ChrisHansen: what's in your bag?
[12:51] Trogdor: Scrabble!
[12:51] * ChrisHansen digs through your bag.
[12:51] * tonictart comes out of the bag
[12:51] ChrisHansen: condoms? lube? ball-gag?
[12:51] tonictart: Oh shit.
[12:51] ChrisHansen: underaged girl?
[12:51] Trogdor: Who switched my bags!?
[12:51] Trogdor: Oh god...
[12:52] ChrisHansen: the authorities are on their way, damen
[12:52] * tonictart runs off
[12:52] Trogdor: oh god...oh god...
[12:52] Trogdor: I shouldn't be here...
[12:52] ChrisHansen: Loren, take a seat
[12:52] ChrisHansen: take a seat
[12:52] ChrisHansen: right over there
[12:52] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:52] ChrisHansen: you're right, you shouldn't
[12:52] tonictart: Eeep.
[12:52] * ChrisHansen take sout a piece of paper.
[12:52] tonictart: *sits*
[12:52] tonictart: o.o
[12:52] ChrisHansen: You told Loren that you wanted to be "sex buddies"?
[12:52] tonictart: No..
[12:52] Trogdor: I didn't know she was underage! She told me she was 18!
[12:53] tonictart: That's what we call.. Scrable..
[12:53] tonictart: In.. In.. German
[12:53] tonictart: Yeah
[12:53] tonictart: German
[12:53] ChrisHansen: Well Damen, you'll have to tell that to the judge.
[12:53] * ChrisHansen turns to Loren.
[12:53] Trogdor: Look at her!
[12:53] ChrisHansen: You told Damen "Yes"?
[12:53] Trogdor: She looks 18!
[12:53] Trogdor: oh god...oh god
[12:53] ChrisHansen: she looks 4
[12:53] Trogdor: In dog years it'd be okay!
[12:53] ChrisHansen: you like dogs, too?
[12:53] *** tonictart is now known as tonictart||Dog.
[12:53] ChrisHansen: you like dogs too, damen?
[12:54] Trogdor: oh god...I didn't mean that
[12:54] ChrisHansen: because that's also illegal.
[12:54] tonictart||Dog: Oh shit
[12:54] tonictart||Dog: Oh shit
[12:54] ChrisHansen: very illegal.
[12:54] tonictart||Dog: @____@
[12:54] ChrisHansen: Loren, you turned into a dog? that's also illegal.
[12:54] ChrisHansen: also illegal.
[12:54] tonictart||Dog: NOT IN GERMANY!
[12:54] *** You are now known as Chris_Hansen.
[12:54] *** tonictart||Dog is now known as Rawr.
[12:54] ChrisHansen: we're in the Internet.
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Take a seat
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: ChrisHansen
[12:54] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:54] ChrisHansen: right over there?
[12:54] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:54] ChrisHansen: just take a seat
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: There?
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Right there?
[12:54] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:55] Chris_Hansen: Just sit
[12:55] * Rawr runs back into the Scrabble bag
[12:55] ChrisHansen: Right over there.
[12:55] ChrisHansen: Right over there.
[12:55] * Cpt[GOD]zilla takes a seat
[12:55] Chris_Hansen: There's a seat waiting for you
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: why thank you for the offer kind sir
[12:55] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:55] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:55] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat, Chris_Hansen?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: right over there?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: right over there.
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: im sitting
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: now what?
[12:55] Chris_Hansen: What are you doing here tonight, ChrisHansen?
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: where's jake?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: leave, you're not a pedo
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: are you jake?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: What are you doing here tonight, Chris_Hansen?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: What are you doing here tonight?
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: i was supposed to meet jake here
[12:56] ChrisHansen: What's in your bag?
[12:56] Rawr: TO MUCH PRESSURE
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Over there?
[12:56] *** Rawr has left #RIA.
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Right over there?
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: Why are you ehre tonight, ChrisHansen?
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: What's in your pocket?
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Why are you here tonight, Chris_Hansen?
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Take a seat, right over there
[12:56] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: Take a seat
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: Just take a seat
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:56] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:56] ChrisHansen: It'll be over quick. Just take a seat. Right over there.
[12:56] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: I'm afraid the police are on their way
[12:57] ChrisHansen: What's in your bag, Chris_Hansen?
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Just take a seat
[12:57] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: What's in the bag, ChrisHansen?
[12:57] ChrisHansen: I'm afraid the police are on their way.
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Did you bring alcohol?
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Condoms?
[12:57] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat. Right over there?
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Lube?>
[12:57] ChrisHansen: What's in your bag?
[12:57] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Take a seat
[12:57] *** Rawr has joined #RIA.
[12:57] *** Mode change "+o Rawr" for channel #RIA by ChanServ.
[12:57] ChrisHansen: This sheet says that you turned into Chris_Hansen, Chris_Hansen.
[12:57] ChrisHansen: Can you explain?
[12:57] *** Hoopdy[Fark][BC] is now known as Hoopdy[BRB].
[12:57] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:57] ChrisHansen: Right over there?
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: My sheet says that you were planning on having sex with yourself, ChrisHansen
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Why don't you take a seat
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:58] ChrisHansen: That's not illegal, Chris_Hansen.
[12:58] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:58] ChrisHansen: Just take a seat, right over there.
[12:58] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: But it is when they'res children involved
[12:58] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:58] ChrisHansen: There were no children involved. *spark*
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Yes there was
[12:58] *** Rawr is now known as ChrisHansenII.
[12:58] ChrisHansen: Take a seat, right over th-let me slip into something more comforta-right over there
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Now, take a seat
[12:58] ChrisHansenII: O RLY?
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:58] ChrisHansen: take a seat right over this is chris hansen
[12:58] zombie2000[RIA]: Damen, turn back
[12:58] * ChrisHansen shoots sparks.
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: What were you planning on doing tonight, ChrisHansen?
[12:58] zombie2000[RIA]: you aren't saved by the bloc with that nick
[12:58] * ChrisHansen 's eyes turn red.
[12:59] ChrisHansen: WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT
[12:59] ChrisHansen: RIGHT OVER THERE
[12:59] *** ChrisHansenII is now known as Loren.
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: Take a seat
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: Just take a seat
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:59] ChrisHansen: LET ME SLIP INTO SOMETHING MORE KZZZZTOMFORTABLE
[12:59] ChrisHansen: RIGHT OVER THERE
[12:59] ChrisHansen: BAG WHAT'S IN IT
[12:59] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: A seat
[12:59] ChrisHansen: I'M AFRAID THE FBI IS ON ITS WAY
[12:59] Loren: I'm waiting for someone to sit and just start stripping or whatever
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: Just take it
[12:59] ChrisHansen: TAKE A SEAT
[12:59] ChrisHansen: RIGHT OVER THERE
[12:59] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:59] * zombie2000[RIA] takes off pants
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: THere's a seat there
[12:59] * zombie2000[RIA] humps loren
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: You need to take it, ChrisHansen
[12:59] * ChrisHansen 's head explodes.
[12:59] Loren: <_>
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: I am the better Chris_Hansen
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: Now...Loren
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: About that payment...
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: *strips*
[13:00] Loren: *covers eyes*
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: *takes off pants*
[13:00] Loren: A WARNING WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: *faps*
[13:00] Loren: You fapped to yourself?
[13:01] DarthLoser|zZzZzZzZz: What a wonderful thing to walk in on...
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: No, I fapped to you cowering in the corner
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: all seyx like
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: *cums*
[13:01] Loren: Eeep.
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: o_o
[13:01] * Loren runs to the other corner
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: And that, ladies and gentleman.
[13:02] Chris_Hansen: Is how Pedos seduce your children
[13:02] Chris_Hansen: They fap on them
[13:02] Moth[RIA]: Chris Hansen!! *shoots self*
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Azural on October 08, 2007, 12:59:29 pm
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<Azural> <Lannaway> Azural: http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9689/1154856407515ei0.gif (http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9689/1154856407515ei0.gif)
<Azural> <Azural> O_O
<Azural> * cmdrChobo[ASC] blinks
<Azural> <cmdrChobo[ASC]> the
<Azural> <cmdrChobo[ASC]> fuck
<Azural> <Spears_Dracona> That is so cute!
<Azural> <cmdrChobo[ASC]> ....why did the fact that people always call me chocobo come to mind <.<
<Azural> <cmdrChobo[ASC]> xD
* EnragedLobster[RIA] has quit IRC (Quit: EnragedLobster[RIA])
<zombie2000[RIA]> There is another one in that series
<zombie2000[RIA]> two more actually
<Azural> O_o
* zombie2000[RIA] faps
<CaptainJuan[Fark]> that's fucked up.
<zombie2000[RIA]> Yep
<zombie2000[RIA]> but hot
<Hoopdy[Fark][BC]> ...
<zombie2000[RIA]> <_<
<Hoopdy[Fark][BC]> Oh god. Going to scrub my brain out.
* zombie2000[RIA] has left #RIA
<CaptainJuan[Fark]> Later hoops.
* Hoopdy[Fark][BC] is now known as Hoopdy[Brainscrub]
<Moth[RIA]> Oh, great. Nightmares.
* Comander_Anarch has quit IRC (Quit: Comander_Anarch)
<Moth[RIA]> Az, go choke on a chocobo chock. >_> </clever> My mind is crying.
<Azural> lol
<Azural> Well, I saw it...I couldn't keep the pain to myself.
<CaptainJuan[Fark]> that's fucked up.
<Moth[RIA]> I understand. I'd kick Lanna if I could, as a means of venting. >_> Az, kick Lanna for me.
<Azural> I'll pass on that.
<Moth[RIA]> Fine...*goes to find that cute kitten pic in his favorites folder to clear his mind out*
<Moth[RIA]> http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/117433021...74126980484.jpg (http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174330218-1174126980484.jpg) <3 <3 <3
* Moth[RIA] instructs a pet pirana to munch on Lannaway's shoulder blades
<Moth[RIA]> >_>
<Azural> Now think of that, along with chocobo and Tifa...
<Moth[RIA]> I'd rather not.
<Moth[RIA]> Too busy mind-snuggling floofy calico.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on October 08, 2007, 06:18:01 pm
So that's where Blue got that pic from.





Lanna, STOP SENDING BLUE STUFF (Besides the stuff I asked about XD)
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: IronSoldier820 on October 11, 2007, 07:29:11 pm
The following isn't an IRC log, but a MSN Conversation between Shamed when he thought he was talking to me but actually was talking to my little sister.

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Lord Shamed: I'm so sad, Iron.
Lord Shamed: I've finished all the availible RvB episodes.
Lord Shamed: ;_;
IronSoldier820: this is his sister thats 10 your talking to, not *****.
Lord Shamed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jKxENIH-Ss...ted&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jKxENIH-Ss&mode=related&search=)
Lord Shamed: It's the Halo Beta RvB vid
Lord Shamed: XFD
IronSoldier820: you still talking to his sister
Lord Shamed: ...
Lord Shamed: I never knew Iron had a sister.
Lord Shamed: >_>
IronSoldier820: well he does
Lord Shamed: ...
IronSoldier820: loser
Lord Shamed: And she lacks proper grammar.
Lord Shamed: <_<
IronSoldier820: shutup you moron

A few hours later when I finally got on...

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IronSoldier820: *Snicker*
IronSoldier820: My sister called you a loser.
Lord Shamed: <_<
Lord Shamed: Shut it.

Today...

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Lord Shamed: Iron's sister is a total bitch.
Lord Shamed: No offense, Iron.
Loren: XD
Loren: She called you a moron right?
Loren: And, why did you talk to his sister?
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Azural on October 18, 2007, 06:40:34 pm
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<[USN]Sephirdorf> i love chocobos
* Fenix just threw up a little in his mouth
<Lanna> We're picking you up on the way, Xanth.
* cmdrChobo runs to china
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :)
* Fenix is sickened by chocobos
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :(
<Buffalo[nato]> ima sing a song...
<Lanna> 2 of my husbands are chocobos, Xanth.
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :P
<cmdrChobo> lol
<Buffalo[nato]> row row row your boat
<[USN]Sephirdorf> who are the 2
<Lanna> If you're sickened by them, you must be sickened by me 'cause I do STUFF with them. ;)
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* ChanServ sets mode: +v Danielg42[RnR]
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :)
<Lanna> Sep and Chobo.
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :D
* Azural rembers the chocobo video...
* [USN]Sephirdorf <3
<Lanna> lol, Azural... NOOO NOT THAT!
<cmdrChobo> oh god...
* Fenix remebers it too
<Lanna> WASH MY BRAIN
<Azural> lol
<Lanna> SOMEONE
* Fenix gets the blech
* [USN]Sephirdorf washes brain
* Fenix poors bleach in my brain lannas vbrain and azurals brain
<Lanna> Sep, did you see the chocobo picture? :P
<[USN]Sephirdorf> ive seen a few piccys :P
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :)
<Buffalo[nato]> ummmm
<Fenix> hmm
<[USN]Sephirdorf> some were chocobos that failed in birth to become golden chocobos :(
<Lanna> Tifa and the chocobo doing stuff together... >_>
<[USN]Sephirdorf> YES
<[USN]Sephirdorf> IVE SEEN TI
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :P
<Buffalo[nato]> ummmm
<[USN]Sephirdorf> i seen the video slideshow too
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :)
<cmdrChobo> scary
<Buffalo[nato]> i havent'
* Fenix hands seph the bleach
<Lanna> Row, row, row your boat...
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :P
<Lanna> Gently down the stream...
* Fenix whistles the vonage song
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :)
<Lanna> Buffalo, you wanna see it?
<Lanna> Azural bookmarked it... he can link you.
<[USN]Sephirdorf> XD
<Fenix> lol
<Azural> lol
<Azural> I did not.
<Lanna> You so did too.
<Azural> Though...I did post logs with the link on the RIA forums.
<Buffalo[nato]> sure
<Fenix> i could find it in the logs
<Lanna> I know. :P
<Lanna> Someone, link him. lol
<Azural> Give me a minute.
<Buffalo[nato]> Im gonna puke aint i
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :(
<Lanna> Nah.
<Lanna> You're gonna go like... WOOOOAAAH.
<[USN]Sephirdorf> lol
<Lanna> That's all.
<Buffalo[nato]> lol
* [USN]Sephirdorf warks
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :P
<Azural> [a href=\"http://cybernations.rialliance.net/index.php?s=&...st&p=131762\" target=\"_blank\"]http://cybernations.rialliance.net/index.php?s=&...st&p=131762 (http://cybernations.rialliance.net/index.php?s=&showtopic=2581&view=findpost&p=131762)[/a]
<[USN]Sephirdorf> yay
<Lanna> You posted it on the forums???
<Azural> I told you that...
<cmdrChobo> :P
<Azural> I gave you the link too...
<Lanna> [a href=\"http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9689/1154856407515ei0.gif\" target=\"_blank\"]http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9689/1154856407515ei0.gif (http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9689/1154856407515ei0.gif)[/a]
<Lanna> You did not.
<Azural> I did.
<Lanna> Hmm, don't remember.
<Buffalo[nato]> roflmao
<[USN]Sephirdorf> its in www.cyclopedia.com
<[USN]Sephirdorf> type in final fantasy 7
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :)
<[USN]Sephirdorf> and youll see it
<Buffalo[nato]> that is funny
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :)
<Azural> Rule 34?
<Fenix> yeah
<cmdrChobo> no, not rule 34, anything but that
<Azural> lol
<[USN]Sephirdorf> lol
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* ChanServ sets mode: +v Leq[GDA]
<Leq[GDA]> hello!
<[USN]Sephirdorf> hello
<Azural> Leq[GDA]!
<Azural>  [a href=\"http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9689/1154856407515ei0.gif\" target=\"_blank\"]http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9689/1154856407515ei0.gif (http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9689/1154856407515ei0.gif)[/a]
<Leq[GDA]> lol
<Lanna> Awww, what a cute little puppy!
<Azural> Isn't it?
<[USN]Sephirdorf> lol
<Buffalo[nato]> lol
<Lanna> What is his name?
<Fenix> hmm that was close
<Leq[GDA]> lol

Shortly followed by:

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<Hyperonic[RIA]|Working> So.
<Hyperonic[RIA]|Working> I just through a burning Macintosh out the window of Visual Link and into the parking lot.
<Azural> Kenny!
<Azural>  [a href=\"http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9689/1154856407515ei0.gif\" target=\"_blank\"]http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9689/1154856407515ei0.gif (http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9689/1154856407515ei0.gif)[/a]
<Trogdor> pics or it didn't happen
<Hyperonic[RIA]|Working> I have pics.
<Trogdor> Azural posting FF hentai?!
<Hyperonic[RIA]|Working> I'll send them to my email address right now.
<Trogdor> What the fuck?!
<Trogdor> AND AZURAL USED A FUCKING EXLAMATION POINT
<Trogdor> WHAT THE FUCK
<Trogdor> DID I STEP INTO THE FUCKING TWILIGHT ZONE?!
<Hyperonic[RIA]|Working> Azural. Why did you send me that?
<Hyperonic[RIA]|Working> Also, I'm at work.
* Trogdor loads gun
<Big_Z[GOD]> lawl, didn't anticipate that from you Azural XD
* Trogdor blows brains out
<Hyperonic[RIA]|Working> Me neither.
<Azural> lol
<Azural> XFD
<Lanna> What do yall expect?  He's training with me.
<Trogdor> And Azural used "XFD"!
<Trogdor> Lanna!
<Trogdor> You're giving him laughter
<Lanna> I know.  He does it all the time.
<Trogdor> You're giving him a fucking soul!
<Trogdor> A SENSE OF HUMOR!
<Trogdor> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THE AZURAL I KNEW AND LOVED?!
<Trogdor> ;_;
<Lanna> lol
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Lanna on October 18, 2007, 06:45:53 pm
lol, I love you, Zural.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: cptgodzilla on October 20, 2007, 12:18:44 am
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=-=   Mode #RIA +v KaiserMartens by Cpt[GOD]zilla
   * KaiserMartens   drops from a plane.
   <KaiserMartens>   Hai.
   <Joker55>   Hello everybody
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   Y HELO THAR, SIR?
   <Joker55>   KaiserMartens? Unexpected o_O
   <KaiserMartens>   I have come to take your blood.
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   HOW WAS THE FLIGHT?
   <KaiserMartens>   Shaky.
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   WELL THAT IS TO BE EXPECTED
   <KaiserMartens>   Those pesky 6 inch AA cannons keep trying to hit us.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Hi KM
   <Joker55>   Anyway, about this blood, I just donated...maybe some other time?
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   you're lucky ria didn't pull out their cp
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   i heard that thing was a good 12 incher
   <KaiserMartens>   cp?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   What?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Chaos poet
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   captain planet
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   both of those
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   both of them have 12 inch cocks >_>
   <KaiserMartens>   captain planet, lol
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Three each
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   XD
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   both of them have a 12 incher?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Both of them have three 12 inchers
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   <_<
   <KaiserMartens>   I don't think we're talking about the same thing <_<
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Anyway XD whats up KaiseR?
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   <_<
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   well you were talking about 6 in cannons
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Kaiser ToA nao!
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   <_<
   <Joker55>   Well, we are talking about "guns"...
   -->|   CaptainJuan[Fark] (~Mike@synIRC-B4763CF9.rh.luc.edu) has joined #ria
   =-=   Mode #RIA +v CaptainJuan[Fark] by ChanServ
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   and i said they might bring out their CP (captain planet)
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   which
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   well.. this guy's cock won the election to be CP
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD Kenny
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   That crazy bastard
   <Joker55>   Yeah. We elected a real dick to be our Captain Planet.
   <KaiserMartens>   ToA...ToA...you mean Treaty of Autodestruction? : D
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD Kenny's cock is the right
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   so i decided to mix it in with inches.. they might pull out their cp (12 in)
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Oh noes you found out our secret plan!
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   from the look at it
   <KaiserMartens>   lol
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   it could probably shoot cannonballs
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   I was thinking penises for some reason
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   >_>
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   or AA flak
   <KaiserMartens>   You and penises <_<
   * KaiserMartens   shakes his head.
   * crazyisraelie[RIA]   goes to sit in the corner
   <KaiserMartens>   Bad boy.
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   yup
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   you're here a day late kaiser
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   GET OFF ME! I am gay pervert 15 year old boy!
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   What else do you expect!
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   last night we were having a discussion
   <Joker55>   Cannonballs and flak coming out through your, uh, how do I say it delicately, dickhole would be unimaginably painful no matter how big your penis was >_<
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   an intellectual discusssion
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XFD
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   about who knows hell what
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD that turned gay
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   but it was intellectual
   <KaiserMartens>   lol
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   for about an hour
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Every conversation in the RIA channel has to turn gay
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   then turned gay
   <KaiserMartens>   I think you mean urethra.
   <KaiserMartens>   Is that an official rule, CI? lol
   <Joker55>   Urethra is correct, but it just doesn't have the same zazz.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   and by gay Kaiser I mean like true male-male gay sex discussion
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   YES it is
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   <_<
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   not an official rule
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   more
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Wait no
   <KaiserMartens>   Shit. >_>
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   one of those unwritten rules of #RIA
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   The official rule is to have a fanged anus
   <Joker55>   The official rule is that every coversation in the RIA channel CI is involved in has to turn gay >_>
   <KaiserMartens>   And I thought I could remain in my closet for a while longer : /
   <KaiserMartens>   you and your rules.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   [00:45] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> The official rule is to have a fanged anus
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   >_>
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Ask Vintus about that one!
   =-=   Joker55 is now known as Joker55[RIA]
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   its in the unwritten guidelines of #RIA
   * crazyisraelie[RIA]   buttsecks KaiserMartens
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   nothings official
   <KaiserMartens>   Sorry, too small <_<
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   por example
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Oh lawd >_> Damnit!
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   you always discriminate against the jew
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   WHY DAMNIT WHY!
   <KaiserMartens>   Its not against the jew...
   <KaiserMartens>   its against the gay, crazy, random jew : D
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   believe me
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   you just leave it at jew.. and it catches the whole heard
   <KaiserMartens>   lol
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   I pretty much hit like three minority groups right there
   <KaiserMartens>   hahahaha
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Oh yeah and I am Russian >_>
   <Joker55[RIA]>   Now, if he was FuhrerMartens, it'd be off to the gas chambers! *cough* Too sensitive? <_<; ;>_>
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Almost full blooded Russian too >_>
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   ...
   <KaiserMartens>   So wait
   =-=   Joker55[RIA] was booted from #ria by crazyisraelie[RIA] (MOTHERFUCKER!)
   <KaiserMartens>   you're a jewish gay crazy slav communist.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   I am not a communist
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   I hate communism
   -->|   Joker55[RIA] (www-data@synIRC-4F080B2.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined #ria
   <KaiserMartens>   It doesn't matters. Communism loves you.
   <KaiserMartens>   Kinda like jesus
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   My family left Russian during the last Czar Regime
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   So sorry
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Not communist
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   >_>
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   1904
   =-=   Mode #RIA +v Joker55[RIA] by crazyisraelie[RIA]
   =-=   Joker55[RIA] is now known as Joker55
   <Joker55>   >_> Sorry if I offended anybody
   <KaiserMartens>   They stole your family's jew gold? (South park reference >_>)
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   THe fake Jew gold yes
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   but not the real stuff
   <KaiserMartens>   lol
   <CaptainJuan[Fark]>   coming from a guy named Kaiser Martens...
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Its somewhere up my ass somewhere >_>
   <KaiserMartens>   ....
   <KaiserMartens>   Are you trying to tempt me to look for it?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XFD
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Oh god that was great
   <KaiserMartens>   #RIA is great. Only channel in which I can be politically incorrect and its okay >_>
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Well not to politically incorrect
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   but as long as at least everyone is offended equally
   <Joker55>   Are we really the only one? I hope not D:
   <KaiserMartens>   Feel free to offend me then, lol.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   We are the only cool one!
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Hmm let see
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Arent you brazilian?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Wait Agentian?
   <KaiserMartens>   Argentina.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Damnit I could say mexican
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   but that wouldnt work right
   <KaiserMartens>   Mexico, lol
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   To far apart
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Damnit Kaiser!
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   YOU RUIN EVERYTHING FUN
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   YOUR THE REASON WE CANT have nice things!
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Now go take over Norway already
   <KaiserMartens>   I did. Norway just hasn't realized it yet.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Stupid Norwaigns
   <KaiserMartens>   Don't make me speak in NoRsk
   <KaiserMartens>   like in that treaty
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Oh god no
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   I would have to kill Joker then
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   >_>
   <Joker55>   ..why me?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Because you fuck sheep
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   SHEEPFUCKER
   <Joker55>   Oh.
   <Joker55>   Just because I'm a percentage of Scots that I don't even know, I have to be a sheepfucker.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD I am Scottish too
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   >_>
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   and English
   <Joker55>   Uh huh, yeah, you say that now to minimize the damage. But I'm still highly offended.
   * crazyisraelie[RIA]   sucks it
   <KaiserMartens>   lol
   <Joker55>   Next thing you know you'll be making jokes about seven course Irish dinners and lederhosen to further mock my heritage.
   <KaiserMartens>   Ew, he sucked it.
   <Joker55>   A seven course Irish dinner, is, of course, a six pack and a baked potato.
   <CaptainJuan[Fark]>   7 course irish dinners? Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   >_> I dont even know what "IT" is
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   >_>
   <CaptainJuan[Fark]>   oh, i was close, joket.
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   <CaptainJuan[Fark]>   *r
   <Joker55>   Close but no cigar >:D
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Kaiser I challenged Lanna to a I can give head better then you
   <CaptainJuan[Fark]>   contest?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   contest, but she still hasnt accepted iot
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   it*
   <KaiserMartens>   Hmm...
   <KaiserMartens>   I'll judge <_<
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD are you really willing to get your dick sucked by a guy?
   <KaiserMartens>   Don't get your hopes up..
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Awwww damnit! They were really high too!
   * crazyisraelie[RIA]   crys out
   <KaiserMartens>   lol
   <Joker55>   Do it through a glory hole. You can maintain "plausible deniability" ;D
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD
   <KaiserMartens>   heh
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Hmmm I need to find a way to get a didlo >_>
   <CaptainJuan[Fark]>   ...
   <KaiserMartens>   ...<_<
   <CaptainJuan[Fark]>   steal your mom's
   <KaiserMartens>   to practice...orr....
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD >_>
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   here... me and kaiser will be judges
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Ummm >_> yeah both
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   we throw crazy in a bucket with a hole in the top
   <KaiserMartens>   I dont' want anything to do with a dildo though o_o
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   and throw lanna in a different bucket with a hole in the top
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   and like switch em around a stuff
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XFD
   <Lanna>   What do I have to do with this?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_tickler (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_tickler)
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   then we flip coins on who had to put their dick into hole A
   <Joker55>   It'll be like the Pepsi challenge.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Lanna I challenge you to a Dick sucking contest
   <Joker55>   Except with cock sucking
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   and the loser puts theirs in hole B
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   To see who can give better head!
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   then after 10 minutes, we switch
   <Lanna>   Oh, gosh. lol
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   as in
   <KaiserMartens>   lol
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   i go to A then kaiser goes to B
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   ex
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   then we leace
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Do you accept Lanna?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   >_>
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   leave*
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Kaiser btw there is a RIA channel on Coldfront
   <KaiserMartens>   Hi Lanna.
   <KaiserMartens>   <_<
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   but Just me and a guy that doesnt even play CN
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   So this channel and server is better for the BUTTSECKS!
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   LANNA! Do you accept?
   * crazyisraelie[RIA]   slaps Lanna with a rainbow trout
   <Lanna>   Heya, Kaiser... er, whoever you are?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   LANNA!
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   ANSWER MY CHALLENGE RESQUEST!
   <Lanna>   No... I can't accept. There's only one person I'll do stuff with. >_>
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   DAMNIT!
   * KaiserMartens   snaps his fingers.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Well this proves I give better head
   <KaiserMartens>   I'm just some kraut : D
   <Lanna>   What's kraut?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   your too afriad to challenge me
   <Lanna>   >_<
   <Lanna>   I am not. lol
   <KaiserMartens>   lol
   <KaiserMartens>   Then prove it.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Then why dont you accept >_>
   <Lanna>   Azural, do I have permission?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   and be able to do this in three years
   * Lanna   pokes Azural
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   when I am legal >_>
   <Lanna>   Honey???
   <Azural>   
   <Lanna>   That's a no.
   * Lanna   huggles Azural
   * Azural   huggles Lanna
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   T_T Azuzuz is afraid I will win
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   <_<
   <Azural>   lol, I'm not.
   <KaiserMartens>   CI, you can just suck Azural too and he'll judge you
   <KaiserMartens>   lol
   <Azural>   No.
   <Joker55>   hahaha
   <Lanna>   No.
   <Big_Z[GOD]>   XD
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Oh lawd this is great
   <KaiserMartens>   Hahahah.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Oh shit someone just dropped a penny!
   * crazyisraelie[RIA]   jumps on penny
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   MINE!
   <Joker55>   I'M NOT HUMPING YOU
   <Joker55>   Er.
   <Joker55>   Oh.
   <Joker55>   You didn't bend over to get it.
   <Joker55>   I'm still not gonna hump you. >_>
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Well I am already naked
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   so
   * crazyisraelie[RIA]   bends over
   <KaiserMartens>   ...
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Any takers?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   >_>
   <Lanna>   Lane, go find Victor.
   <Azural>   lol
   * Joker55   backs away slowly.
   <Azural>   He'll let you lick his balls.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD He would >_>
   <Lanna>   Or Vintus.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   I wish my friend would come out of the closet already >_>
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   I know he is gay! but he just doesnt admit it yet!
   <Joker55>   This chat has been so foul. >_>
   <Azural>   lol
   <Azural>   This is nothing.
   =-=   Joker55 was booted from #ria by crazyisraelie[RIA] (Foul this)
   <Lanna>   Even if he is gay, doesn't mean the only thing you focus on is sex.
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   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   I know
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   I would love to be in a relationship with him
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   He so smart and sweet >_>
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   <Lanna>   How cute.
   <Joker55>   Nothing? I don't want to know what tops 12 inch dicks shooting cannonballs and flak from their urethras.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Oh yeah he is!
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XFD
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Someone has to save this and post it on the RIA boards
   <Lanna>   lol
   <Azural>   Why don't you do it?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Also you all just lost the game!
   <Azural>   Bastard.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   ^_^
   <Azural>   v_v
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Score three for the gay jew!
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on October 22, 2007, 07:10:32 pm
Quote
<Damen> Loren
<Vintus[RIA]> he showed IJ a pic of his cock, it's not in the logs though
<Damen> My slut
<Damen> bunny
* Vintus[RIA] is now known as ChrisHansen
<ChrisHansen> Why don't you take a seat?
<ChrisHansen> Right over there.
<Salt[VE]> Oh fuck
* Salt[VE] has left #RIA
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on October 22, 2007, 07:37:39 pm
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<Ejayrazz>[Talking to IJ from esper] <Ejayrazz> Do you know Vintus?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Haha
<Loren> XD
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> He wanted me to tell you something.
<Big_Z[GOD]> lolololol
* Vintus[RIA] sets mode: +b IJ!*@*
<Vintus[RIA]> >_>
<Big_Z[GOD]> win
<Ejayrazz>  <IJ> Yes, the person whom was banned recently?
<Salt[VE]> lol
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> Lol, you remember him?
<Loren> lol recently
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> He has a message
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <IJ> Yes?
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> ....................../´¯/)
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> ....................,/¯../
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> .................../..../
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> .........\.................'...../
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> ..........''...\.......... _.·´
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> ............\..............(
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> ..............\.............\...
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on October 22, 2007, 07:43:11 pm
Quote
<Vintus[RIA]> So
<Vintus[RIA]> in a query to IJ
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> It has come to my attention that someone has falsely given you a message. They did this to annoy me on the new RIA channel. They know I need to use espernet to speak with other alliances. I'm sorry for any confusion - I did not, in fact, want you to get that message from me. It was highly offensive.
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> also
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> ....................../´¯/)
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> ....................,/¯../
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> .................../..../
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> .........\.................'...../
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> ..........''...\.......... _.·´
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> ............\..............(
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> ..............\.............\...
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Shamedmonkey on October 22, 2007, 08:04:30 pm
Quote
IronSoldier820 says:
What kind of world is this where a guy feels odd for *not* looking at porn?
Shamed says:
Umm..You talking about yourself here, Iron?
Shamed says:
I always wondered if you swung for the other team...
IronSoldier820 says:
Yes, mainly.
IronSoldier820 says:
I don't look at porn or masturbate.
Shamed says:
....Liar.
IronSoldier820 says:
The topic was brought up a while back at my old school.
IronSoldier820 says:
When I said I didn't, they all gave me the reaction you just did.
Shamed says:
Honestly, Iron, there's no shame in being gay.
IronSoldier820 says:
You and I both know I'm not gay.
Shamed says:
Iron, honestly, this won't change my relationship with you, I'd just like you to know I am firmly Heterosexual.
IronSoldier820 says:
Yay for you.
IronSoldier820 says:
Also, to get one thing straight, even if I was gay, I wouldn't be gay for *you*
Shamed says:
Oh, that was a fucking cheap shot, Iron.
IronSoldier820 says:
Yeah I know.
IronSoldier820 says:
Couldn't resist.
Shamed says:
Heh.
Shamed says:
I'm off to tell Moth that you're lusting after him...
IronSoldier820 says:
YOU FUCKER
IronSoldier820 says:
You already told Loren.
IronSoldier820 says:
Since where did Moth get involved?
Shamed says:
You know what, I'm gonna tell Zach that you're lusting after him...
IronSoldier820 says:
Alright, now you're just listing people you know I hate.
Shamed says:
Actually, Moth was the first name that came to mind, Zach I knew you hated him, that's why I said him.
IronSoldier820 says:
Why Moth?
Shamed says:
I'll tell him you desire a threesome with him and Moth.
Shamed says:
No idea.
Shamed says:
You know what, I'm actually gonna go to Delta.
Shamed says:
Since I can talk to him right now.
IronSoldier820 says:
Lets have a 3 way
IronSoldier820 says:
Me, you, and Delta on MSN.
Shamed says:
I'm Heterosexual, Iron.
Shamed says:
Also, Delta finds it 'hawt'
IronSoldier820 says:
Invite him.
 
 delta1212@msn.com has been added to the conversation.
 
 delta1212@msn.com is already in this conversation.
 
Shamed says:
*runs*
IronSoldier820 says:
Shamed refuses my advances Delta.
IronSoldier820 says:
Heh, awesome.
delta1212@msn.com says:
tsk tsk
Shamed says:
No offense, even if I was gay, I wouldn't be gay for *you*.
IronSoldier820 says:
That was my line, bitch.
Shamed says:
I know.
Shamed says:
And I stole it.
Shamed says:
Think we can creep out Moth when he gets online?
IronSoldier820 says:
I don't like Moth.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Nope
IronSoldier820 says:
Not my type.
delta1212@msn.com says:
You don't like anyone
IronSoldier820 says:
I like you.
delta1212@msn.com says:
You're almost as bad as Shamed
delta1212@msn.com says:
=D
IronSoldier820 says:

IronSoldier820 says:
I may seem hard on the outside, but I have a warm center.
Shamed says:
The innuendos are killing me.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Can't it be warm and hard at the same time...
delta1212@msn.com says:
>_>
delta1212@msn.com says:
<_<
delta1212@msn.com says:
>_>
delta1212@msn.com says:
=P
IronSoldier820 says:
Sure, whatever you want.
IronSoldier820 says:
Shamed you know you can't resist.
IronSoldier820 says:
You're at that age where you're uncertain about your sexuality.
IronSoldier820 says:
Awkward 15.
Shamed says:
I'm stealing Loren from you now/.
IronSoldier820 says:
You try to assure yourself your hetro, but thats just trying to cover your doubts.
IronSoldier820 says:
Loren doesn't want you.
delta1212@msn.com says:
I look back at 15 with abject horror
IronSoldier820 says:
Loren doesn't understand you like I do.
IronSoldier820 says:
Stop lying to yourself, and me.
IronSoldier820 says:
Let me in.
Shamed says:
Manly blue.
IronSoldier820 says:
Only real men wear pink.
IronSoldier820 says:
You can be the man though.
IronSoldier820 says:
I don't mind at ALL.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Wait...
delta1212@msn.com says:
I just realized my text is no longer Maroon. When did I stop having that?
IronSoldier820 says:
No idea.
 
 loren has been added to the conversation.
 
Shamed says:
Iron, no offense, but I'm not giving you my dick in a box.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Much better
IronSoldier820 says:
Asshat.
IronSoldier820 says:
How about a dick in another place?
IronSoldier820 says:
I'll let you pick.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Ear! pick the ear!
IronSoldier820 says:
Kinky.
Shamed says:
....Iron, this is the funniest thing we've ever done.
IronSoldier820 says:
It can get funnier.
Shamed says:
Also, who's to say I don't like Moth better than you?
IronSoldier820 says:
I can get as funny as you want me to be.
loren says:
The pink font is funnt enough. XD
IronSoldier820 says:
You CHEATING BASTARD
delta1212@msn.com says:
XFD
IronSoldier820 says:
YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME
Shamed says:
I was never with you, Iron.
IronSoldier820 says:
What about last night?
Shamed says:
That was Zach.
IronSoldier820 says:
I talked with you.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Shamed is a jackass >_>
IronSoldier820 says:
I lied with you.
delta1212@msn.com says:
=P
IronSoldier820 says:
That wasn't Zach.
IronSoldier820 says:
Zach's penis is bigger.
delta1212@msn.com says:
XMFD
IronSoldier820 says:
Oh what now bitch?
Shamed says:
Iron, wouldn't it be funny if your sister looked at what you were saying right now?
loren says:
XDD
IronSoldier820 says:
I feel so betrayed.
IronSoldier820 says:
I thought you loved me.
IronSoldier820 says:
Understood me.
IronSoldier820 says:
I let you in.
delta1212@msn.com says:
*huggles Iron*
IronSoldier820 says:
Thanks sweetie.
delta1212@msn.com says:
^_^
IronSoldier820 says:
Shamed, I don't need you.
IronSoldier820 says:
You're just like all the other men...PIGS.
IronSoldier820 says:
Delta here is sweet to his name.
IronSoldier820 says:
Cupcake.
delta1212@msn.com says:
We're both pink
IronSoldier820 says:
And you'll never take him away from me you lying skank!
delta1212@msn.com says:
Intraracial FTW
IronSoldier820 says:
Damn straight.
Shamed says:
Oh my god, this conversation just weird.
IronSoldier820 says:
Pink frosting on pink buns.
IronSoldier820 says:
Your fault.
IronSoldier820 says:
It could have been something more.
IronSoldier820 says:
But then you got and cheat on me.
loren says:
Oh shit, I'm laughing so hard my dad almost read this.
IronSoldier820 says:
But its alright now.
IronSoldier820 says:
I have Delta.
IronSoldier820 says:
I don't need your cheating, bitchass.
delta1212@msn.com says:
*licks Iron*
loren says:
I thought you said you had my dad.
IronSoldier820 says:
Oooh, that feels good.
Shamed says:
You know, I hate that Iron has taken this so far that he's annoying me with it.
IronSoldier820 says:
Annoying you?
loren says:
What did you expect?
loren says:
XD
IronSoldier820 says:
How about you crushed my heart?
IronSoldier820 says:
Tore it into pieces.
Shamed says:
*snorts*
IronSoldier820 says:
And threw it in a fire.
IronSoldier820 says:
And then pissed the fire out.
IronSoldier820 says:
And then made out with Moth.
IronSoldier820 says:
Fatass.
delta1212@msn.com says:
e_e
loren says:
Isn't piss flammable?
delta1212@msn.com says:
No
IronSoldier820 says:
I told you all that cake would go to your thighs.
loren says:
Not what my friend said..
loren says:
But Ok
Shamed says:
We need to reference I Ran So Far in this, and we'll have the trifecta.
IronSoldier820 says:
Depends on what someone had to drink sweetums.
IronSoldier820 says:
I'll reference what I want to.
delta1212@msn.com says:
You can't engineer references
Shamed says:
MANtage!
IronSoldier820 says:
Esexactly.
IronSoldier820 says:
You know what Shamed?
IronSoldier820 says:
You can just get out!
IronSoldier820 says:
I don't need you.
IronSoldier820 says:
Or your 2 inches of "Monkey Man"
Shamed says:
Iron reproduces Assexually, Delta, you'll never be able to be together in a physical way.
IronSoldier820 says:
So you can just take your lard ass home.
Shamed says:
It's why Loren left him and he became gay.
IronSoldier820 says:
I've always been gay.
IronSoldier820 says:
Down inside.
IronSoldier820 says:
I was afraid, but you were afraid too.
IronSoldier820 says:
I thought we came out together.
IronSoldier820 says:
But you just kicked me out of the closet.
delta1212@msn.com says:
*starts singing*
loren says:
Shamed, you leave me out of this <.<
IronSoldier820 says:
But I don't care.
IronSoldier820 says:
Its a better world out here.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Vanilla Snow
delta1212@msn.com says:
My basketball laundry hurricane
IronSoldier820 says:
You can stay in your closet.
IronSoldier820 says:
I'm out of the closet and naked in the kitchen.
IronSoldier820 says:
I'm enjoying every minute of it.
Shamed says:
Iron's new nickname is Pinkie.
loren says:
I'll never eat in the kitchen again
loren says:
o_o
IronSoldier820 says:
Its alright.
loren says:
XD. Pinky.
IronSoldier820 says:
It wasn't your kitchen.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Were you guys there when somebody made the banner on our boards into a continutously playing vid of Vanilla Snow.
loren says:
Awesome.
IronSoldier820 says:
I'd never feel right exposing in front of your mom.
delta1212@msn.com says:
It started every time you opened a new page
IronSoldier820 says:
Nah, wasn't there cupcake.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Epic in an extremely annoying sort of way
IronSoldier820 says:
Epic in a Rick Roll sorta way?
IronSoldier820 says:
Hey Shamed, did you ever think that Rick Astley was hot?
delta1212@msn.com says:
XFD
Shamed says:
We have a new Rickroll
loren says:
Raid hair. Not hot.
Shamed says:
The Portal Credits.
loren says:
NO
IronSoldier820 says:
Yeah, Loren told me.
Shamed says:
Portaled!
loren says:
NOOO.
loren says:
<_______<
loren says:
Bastards.
IronSoldier820 says:
Rick Astley is sexier.
IronSoldier820 says:
That GLADos is just a machine.
Shamed says:
Tell Kenny and get him to circulate it, Delta.
IronSoldier820 says:
She doesn't know how to touch a man.
delta1212@msn.com says:
No u
loren says:
Shamed, you know what? Screw you.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Have you seen Vanilla Snow?
loren says:
Since Iron doesn't want to
IronSoldier820 says:
Afraid not.
IronSoldier820 says:
Damn straight.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Have you seen Chocolate Rain at least?
IronSoldier820 says:
I'm done screwing your mean, fatass.
IronSoldier820 says:
Ya.
loren says:
That sucked.
delta1212@msn.com says:
[a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTQOpibv_OA\" target=\"_blank\"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTQOpibv_OA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTQOpibv_OA)[/a]
IronSoldier820 says:
I didn't really get it though.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Doesn't matter
loren says:
I had it explained to me.
loren says:
I forgot..
loren says:
Not clicking that.
delta1212@msn.com says:
It's quite funny
loren says:
Eh.
Shamed says:
Still alive!
Shamed says:
Also, Dick in a Box!
IronSoldier820 says:
You're dead to me.
Shamed says:
Also, I ran so far.
loren says:
I feel like I'm not gay enough for this convo, I want logs later XD.
 
 loren has left the conversation.
 
delta1212@msn.com says:
I like waffles
IronSoldier820 says:
Waffles and sausages.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: —- on October 22, 2007, 08:06:24 pm
XD!
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on October 22, 2007, 09:45:26 pm
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Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: enragedlobster on October 23, 2007, 12:15:35 am
To IJ:
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[01:11am]EnragedLobster[RIA]: I understand that they sent offensive ASCII to you?
[01:11am]EnragedLobster[RIA]: Also
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Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Dagny Taggart on October 23, 2007, 01:49:41 am
<+Dagny_Taggart> Is there any amount of money for which you would accept being sterilized?
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> 10 bucks
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> Condoms are annoying.
<+Dagny_Taggart> You fail at existence.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> I would ask for 10,000,000 though if I could get it. >_>
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> Not really.
<+Dagny_Taggart> Your genes are not happy.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> What if I plan to adopt?
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> I don't give a rat's ass about my genes.
<+Dagny_Taggart> Still your genes do not proceed.
<+Dagny_Taggart> You fail at life and evolution then.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> If life is about fucking and reproducing, then forget it.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> If it was, there wouldn't be people murdering each other over religion.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> Sure.
<+Dagny_Taggart> There is more, but if you don't do that you fail.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> IT would be nice to have a kid.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> Fine.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'll clone myself.
<+Dagny_Taggart> And then he'll fail?
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> No. He'll fight his twin brother above Metal Gear.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> Then, he'll fail.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> My genes can go fuck themselves.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> They are the reason why...wait, I really don't have anything to complain about. >_>
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm pretty happy about myself. <_<
<+Dagny_Taggart> Your culture has failed your genes.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on October 24, 2007, 06:15:34 pm
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<Vintus[RIA]> we'll merge with another alliance when Moth gets laid
<EnragedLobster[RIA]> o.o
<Trace|MK> RIK
<Trace|MK> FOR RIKROLL
<egore> and we call it MK
<Trace|MK> OH SNAP
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> we'll merge with another alliance when Moth gets laid
<egore> or RIK
* Twilight has joined #RIA
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Twilight
* egore is now known as ops
<Trace|MK> lol Ops
<Trace|MK> Ops
<Trace|MK> You heard the terms
<Trace|MK> Moth gets laid
<Trace|MK> RIA merges into us
<Trace|MK> Get to work slave.
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth will never get laid
<Vintus[RIA]> don't hold your breath
* CJ[Halo3] has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Trace|MK> You underestimate my command of some
* C-zom has joined #RIA
* ChanServ sets mode: +v C-zom
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> you've never seen moth
<Vintus[RIA]> getting Moth to get laid is the single most impossible thing there is to do
<Vintus[RIA]> you'd have a better chance of digging to the center of the earth with a spoon
<Vintus[RIA]> there is no word in the english dictionary fit to describe how much of a virgin he is
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> its harder to get moth laid than to divide by zero
<Twilight> XD
<C-zom> XD
<Vintus[RIA]> North and South Korea went to peace because Moth was lightly hugged by his female cousin
<Vintus[RIA]> to give you an idea
<C-zom> XD
<Twilight> XD
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> you will find the end of pi before you see moth getting laid
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on October 24, 2007, 08:24:46 pm
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*Moth Flood*
<zblewski[RIA]> Wow. That was the biggest mothoff i ever started.
<Vintus[RIA]> XD
<Commisar> wow
<Vintus[RIA]> the biggest one was when we opened the synIRC server
* Commisar is now known as Commisar[RIA]
<zblewski[RIA]> lol italics
* C-zom has joined #RIA
<Commisar[RIA]> we need to watch ourselves
* ChanServ sets mode: +v C-zom
<zblewski[RIA]> I'm the shit
<Commisar[RIA]> or else we'll lapse back into it
<Twilight> <.<
* Commisar[RIA] gets all twitchy
<Vietnamese-Guy[RIA]> where the fuck is moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth?
* Twilight tries to ignore urge
<zblewski[RIA]> in my penis cavity.
<Twilight> moth!
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> ewwww
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth?
<Twilight> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Where is Moth?
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<zblewski[RIA]> shut up
<Vintus[RIA]> Is moth here?
<Twilight> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth?
<zblewski[RIA]> no
<Commisar[RIA]> WHere is moth?
<zblewski[RIA]> noooooooooo
<Commisar[RIA]> moth?
<zblewski[RIA]> no
<Twilight> moth
<zblewski[RIA]> no
<Vintus[RIA]> Where could he be? Moth?
<zblewski[RIA]> no
<zblewski[RIA]> on
<Twilight> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> Moth
<Twilight> momth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<zblewski[RIA]> shut up
<Twilight> mothmoth
<Commisar[RIA]> MOTH
<Twilight> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Twilight> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Vietnamese-Guy[RIA]> MOTH
<Twilight> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Twilight> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> I mean...he's Moth
<Vietnamese-Guy[RIA]> MOTH
<zblewski[RIA]> shuuut uppp
<Commisar[RIA]> MOTH
<Twilight> moth
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Moth
<Vietnamese-Guy[RIA]> MOTH
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<Twilight> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> MOTH
<Vietnamese-Guy[RIA]> MOTH
<Twilight> moth
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<Commisar[RIA]> MOTH
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on October 24, 2007, 08:33:33 pm
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<C-zom> >_> Please don't summon Moth again, thats the third time you all crashed firefox.
<Commisar[RIA]> dawn of the dead is on
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Taffy is moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> mothmoth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<invincible13matt> moth
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Lanna on October 25, 2007, 12:30:26 pm
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[11:49]   <Supertwigs>   >.> My dad could be a chef. Better most food I've ever eaten out.
[11:49]   <Supertwigs>   But he's a doctor.
[11:49]   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   supertwigs
[11:49]   <Supertwigs>   Eh?
[11:49]   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   your dad sucks cock.
[11:49]   <Lanna>   lol XD
[11:49]   <Supertwigs>   >.> I don't think he's gay.
[11:49]   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   he is
[11:49]   <Lanna>   No, he's bi.
[11:49]   <Supertwigs>   Oh.
[11:49]   <Supertwigs>   Well, thank you.
[11:49]   <Supertwigs>   And may I ask how you know this?
[11:49]   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   lol
[11:49]   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   Lanna told me
[11:50]   <Lanna>   CptG did stuff with your dad.
[11:50]   <Supertwigs>   And how does Lanna know this?
[11:50]   <Lanna>   I'm sorry, hon.
[11:50]   <Supertwigs>   ;_;
[11:50]   <Supertwigs>   Kay.
[11:50]   <Supertwigs>   And his name?
[11:50]   <Lanna>   Supertwigs' Dad.
[11:50]   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   psht.. like i know the names of people i "do stuff" with?
[11:50]   <Lanna>   XD
[11:50]   <Lanna>   CptG just admitted too. lol
[11:50]   <Supertwigs>   XD
[11:51]   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   knowing names is for women
[11:51]   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   and gays
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Lanna on October 26, 2007, 11:06:23 am
lol, this is from the GDA channel, but since I don't have a topic to post funny IRC stuff anymore... so...

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[11:00]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   lanna dont pay attention to schills, hes just there to cause trouble
[11:00]   <Schills>   wah
[11:00]   <Schills>   leq
[11:00]   <Schills>   lanna is just using GDA
[11:00]   <Schills>   to get back at MCXA
[11:00]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   lol
[11:01]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   lanna is using GDA to get to me! <3
[11:01]   <Schills>   MCXA cheated on her with litha
[11:01]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   lol
[11:01]   <Lanna[LoveLeqHateSchills]>   lol
[11:01]   <Lanna[LoveLeqHateSchills]>   What?
[11:01]   <Schills>   god
[11:01]   <Schills>   Cybernations relationships
[11:01]   <Schills>   this is just crazy
[11:01]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   are funny
[11:01]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   yeah
[11:01]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   lol
[11:01]   <Schills>   when my kids ask
[11:01]   <Schills>   "How did you meet mommy"
[11:01]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   lol
[11:02]   <Schills>   Oh.. It musta been back during GWIV
[11:02]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   rofl
[11:02]   <Lanna[LoveLeqHateSchills]>   LOL
[11:02]   <Lanna[LoveLeqHateSchills]>   XD
[11:02]   <Schills>   She was with goons...
[11:02]   <Schills>   I was with GDA
[11:02]   <Lanna[LoveLeqHateSchills]>   LOL
[11:02]   <Schills>   rofl
[11:02]   <Lanna[LoveLeqHateSchills]>   That is good. XD
[11:02]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   "A forbidden love..."
[11:02]   <Lanna[LoveLeqHateSchills]>   lol
[11:02]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   "And then I nuked her and then I never let her go"
[11:02]   <Schills>   Everyone said it was never to work as she was on the IRON ZI list...
[11:03]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   lol crazy schills
[11:03]   <Schills>   lol
[11:03]   <Schills>   thats funny
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on October 29, 2007, 06:30:46 pm
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<Vintus[RIA]> COMRADE C-ZOM, HOW GOES THE TAKING OVER PLANS OF THE UNITED AMERICA OF THE STATES
<C-zom> IT GOES GOOD COMRADE VINTUS. I HAVE RECENTLY PLACED THE MORONIC MONKEY I FOUND IN OFFICE. I NAMED HIM "BUSH" FOR THE LULZ. THEN I WILL TAKE OVER THE COUNTRY WHEN EVERYONE LEAVES IT.
<CJ[Class]> I DID NOT KNOW BUSH WAS A MONKEY. OH WELL. I GUESS THAT IS BECAUSE I AM A STUPID NAZI.
<C-zom> STUPID NAZI IS STPD.
<Vintus[RIA]> EVERYONE WILL LEAVE THE COUNTRY WHEN WORLD WAR III BEGINS. HOW ARE MONKEY DOING?
<Damen> Raise your hand if you guys wanna help me coup RIA
<CJ[Class]> STUPID C-ZOM IS C-ZOM
<Damen> Everyone gets government positions!
<Vintus[RIA]> OUR COMMUNIST COMRADES OVER AT CANADA WILL APPRECIATE THE POPULATION INCREASE
* CJ[Class] wants missionary
<Vintus[RIA]> OUR PLAN IS GOING ACCORDING TO ITSELF
* zombie2000[RIA] raises hands
<C-zom> INDEED.
<CJ[Class]> DO COMMUNISTS ALWAYS TYPE IN ALL CAPS?
<Vintus[RIA]> THAT'S HOW YOU KONW THEY'RE COMMUNISTS
<Vintus[RIA]> OH WAIT
<Vintus[RIA]> SHIT
<Comrade_Mao> CAPS LOCK IS COMMUNSIT CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
<C-zom> STUPID MONKEY WILL EAT HIS VICE PRESIDENT, THEN EVERYONE WILL RUN IN FEAR. METAL GEAR RAY WILL KILL THE WHITE HOUSE, AND DA BLACK HOUSE WILL TAKE OVER. WITH PLENTY OF PIMPLICIOUS PARTYS.
<Vintus[RIA]> I GAVE AWAY AN ANCIENT COMMUNIST SECRET
<Vintus[RIA]> WE WERE GOING TO NAME IT THE RED HOUSE, MORON
<Vintus[RIA]> THE UNITED STATES NEEDS MORE RED
* zim|Sad is now known as Darth_helmut
<C-zom> BLOOD, M I RITE!?
<Damen> THE UNITED STATES NEEDS MORE COLBERT. WE ARE GOING TO NAME IT THE COLBERT HOUSE
<CJ[Class]> THERE'S A MOTEL IN MY HOMETOWN CALLED THE PINK HOUSE
<CJ[Class]> ITS A GOOD MIX AMIRITE?
<Vintus[RIA]> INDEED, COMRADE C-ZOM
<CJ[Class]> NO
<CJ[Class]> I AM CAPTAINJUAN
<C-zom> ANYWAY, CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COMMUNIST NUKES.
<Vintus[RIA]> YEAH, WE JUST LAUNCHED LIKE EIGHT
<Vintus[RIA]> DON'T KNOW WHERE
<Vintus[RIA]> BUT THE EXPLOSION WILL BE COOL
<Darth_helmut> >>
<Darth_helmut> <<
<C-zom> BITCHES GON GET OWNED.. SOMEWHERE.
<CJ[Class]> DUCK AND COVER COMRADES
<CJ[Class]> HIDE BENEATH YOUR DESKS.
<Vintus[RIA]> DESKS WON'T PROTECT YOU
<C-zom> WE HIDE BENEAT OUR POSTERS OF STALIN, YOU FOOL.
<Vintus[RIA]> INDEED, COMRADE C-ZOM
<Vintus[RIA]> STALIN WILL PROTECT US FROM ANY NUCLEAR WEAPONS
<C-zom> AND JEWS.
<Vintus[RIA]> AND THEM
<C-zom> AND NAZIS. LIKE DAMEN
<C-zom> WE MUST NUKE DAMEN.
<C-zom> FOR THE LULZ.
<Vintus[RIA]> DO I NEED A REASON?
<Vintus[RIA]> EVEN LULZ?
* Vintus[RIA] launches a nuke.
<Vintus[RIA]> THAT SHOULD HIT SOMEWHERE IN HIS GENERAL DIRECTION
<Vintus[RIA]> I THINK
<C-zom> ALL I KNOW IS 80 SQUARE MILES ARE ABOUT TO BE A FUCKING PARKING LOT. HA.HA.HA.HA.HA
<Vintus[RIA]> INDEED, COMRADE C-ZOM. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA.
<CJ[Class]> COMMUNISTS DONT SWEAR
<C-zom> NO SHIT MAN. WE NEVER SWEAR.
<C-zom> MY COMMUNIST BATTERIES ARE AT A DANGEROUSLY LOW LEVEL.
<Vintus[RIA]> MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS ABOUT TO BE UNSTUCK
<CJ[Class]> IF YOU REMOVE CAPS LOCK YOUR COMMUNIST BATTERIES WILL LAST LONGER
<Damen> COMMUNIST BATTERIES: NOT JUST FOR KIDS ANYMORE
<C-zom> -PUTS PENILE SYSTEM IN WALL SOCKET- BATTERIES ARE RECHARGED.
<Vintus[RIA]> TRUE CONFORMITY IS ONLY POSSIBLE IN THE CEMETARY
<Twilight> Got to go guys
<C-zom> JOIN STALIN TODAY, TOMORROW YOU MIGHT BE DEAD.
* CJ[Class] is now known as CJ[STALIN]
<CJ[STALIN]> now wut
<C-zom> GOODBYE TWILIGHT.
<C-zom> STALIN IS YOUR TORCH. WITH HIM DESTROY THE SHADOWS. -CoughDamencough-
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Untelligent on October 29, 2007, 07:04:11 pm
XFD I need to get an IRC client.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on October 29, 2007, 08:05:09 pm
There's a redirect forum at the bottom of the page that links to our IRC. You can talk in #RIA through a browser.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on October 29, 2007, 09:12:07 pm
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<Commisar> Damen is gay
<zombie2000[RIA]> damen is gay
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> DAMEN IS GAY
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Lanna on October 30, 2007, 09:11:10 am
Damen is not gay!!!
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on November 02, 2007, 06:16:51 pm
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<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
* Niota has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Damen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friendDamen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Damen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Damen is my friend
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: zombie2000 on November 03, 2007, 07:30:03 pm
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8:13:48 PM) Rawr [~b2con2@synIRC-AB5F5F65.nycmny.fios.verizon.net ("~b2con2@synIRC-AB5F5F65.nycmny.fios.verizon.net")] entered the room.
(8:13:48 PM) mode (+o Rawr) by ChanServ
(8:13:48 PM) mode (+v Rawr) by Azural|away
(8:13:57 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: Who the fuck is Rawr?
(8:14:01 PM) Rawr: >__>
(8:14:04 PM) Rawr: Who the fuck are you?
(8:14:05 PM) ***Cpt[GOD]zilla pokes and prods Rawr
(8:14:07 PM) Pokebot: wtf!
(8:14:27 PM) Rawr:
(8:14:30 PM) Rawr is now known as Loren
(8:14:31 PM) Pokebot: blah...
(8:14:39 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: Loren?
(8:14:41 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: you're a girl?
(8:14:45 PM) Loren: Yeah
(8:14:47 PM) Supertwigs: XD
(8:14:49 PM) Cpt[GOD]zilla: no
(8:14:49 PM) Loren: <_<
(8:14:51 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: pics nao
(8:14:53 PM) Supertwigs: Rawr is Loren.
(8:14:53 PM) Pokebot: what's the problem?
(8:14:55 PM) Cpt[GOD]zilla: Loren is a guy
(8:14:57 PM) Loren: I posted them o.o
(8:15:00 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: link
(8:15:01 PM) Supertwigs: Loren is a girl.
(8:15:03 PM) Vintus[RIA]: <Cpt[GOD]zilla> Loren is a guy
(8:15:07 PM) Loren: Shut up Cpt/Vintus
(8:15:11 PM) Pokebot: and what if I don't?
(8:15:14 PM) Supertwigs: Also, PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENT! POSTHASTE!
(8:15:17 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: okay
(8:15:23 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: Loren, you have msn?
(8:15:27 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: or aim?
(8:15:29 PM) CaptainJuan[Fark]: [19:12] <@Vintus[RIA]> <Cpt[GOD]zilla> Loren is a guy <-- a very manly secksy guy
(8:15:39 PM) Loren: MSN
(8:15:46 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: what is it?
(8:15:47 PM) Loren: I'm not a guy
(8:15:47 PM) Loren: ...
(8:15:53 PM) BrilliantGenius[RIA|APP]: What's your MSN?
(8:15:56 PM) Loren: Who are you? O.o
(8:15:59 PM) Pokebot: nope
(8:16:00 PM) Loren: Who are you? o_O
(8:16:02 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: A guy in the RIA
(8:16:04 PM) Pokebot: negative
(8:16:07 PM) CaptainJuan[Fark]: ...this is creepy as shit, you realize
(8:16:13 PM) BrilliantGenius[RIA|APP]: yes
(8:16:14 PM) CaptainJuan[Fark]: this is the reason there are no girls on the internet
(8:16:19 PM) BrilliantGenius[RIA|APP]: LOL
(8:16:22 PM) BrilliantGenius[RIA|APP]: Loren is too a girl
(8:16:22 PM) Loren: Haha
(8:16:22 PM) CaptainJuan[Fark]: if you weren't so creepy there might be more of them
(8:16:23 PM) Pokebot: what's so funny?
(8:16:25 PM) Pokebot:
(8:16:26 PM) BrilliantGenius[RIA|APP]: Leave her alone
(8:16:29 PM) ***BrilliantGenius[RIA|APP] defends Loren
(8:16:36 PM) Loren: Yay.
(8:16:43 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: w/e
(8:16:46 PM) BrilliantGenius[RIA|APP]: Freak pokebots
(8:16:47 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: give me your msn
(8:16:47 PM) Supertwigs: I love you all.
(8:16:49 PM) Cpt[GOD]zilla: What's your MSN?
(8:16:57 PM) BrilliantGenius[RIA|APP]: MSN
(8:17:00 PM) Loren: Who the hell are you Cpt?
(8:17:04 PM) Pokebot: nope
(8:17:07 PM) Cpt[GOD]zilla: i'm Cpt
(8:17:12 PM) Jangel-GOD [~Jangel-GO@synIRC-18CB419.dhcp.oxfr.ma.charter.com ("~Jangel-GO@synIRC-18CB419.dhcp.oxfr.ma.charter.com")] entered the room.
(8:17:13 PM) Loren: Bull shit
(8:17:13 PM) mode (+v Jangel-GOD) by Azural|away
(8:17:17 PM) Loren: e.e
(8:17:24 PM) Cpt[GOD]zilla: i rule over Jangel
(8:17:33 PM) Cpt[GOD]zilla: he's my bitch for the next couple days
(8:17:33 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: Give me your fucking MSN
(8:17:44 PM) CaptainJuan[Fark]: ^don't
(8:17:57 PM) Jangel-GOD: I wouldn't be talking Zilla.
(8:17:58 PM) Loren: Notice how I'm not <_>
(8:18:02 PM) Pokebot: why not, Loren?
(8:18:07 PM) Jangel-GOD: You stabbed yourself with scissors
(8:18:08 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: Whatever
(8:18:16 PM) Loren: I've 67 people, and I don't know you
(8:18:27 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: you're too much of a dumb whore for me to rape you in your parents bed
(8:18:34 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: Screw this, I'm getting my alter-ego
(8:18:39 PM) You are now known as zombie2000[RIA]
(8:18:49 PM) Loren: You bastard. XD
(8:18:52 PM) zombie2000[RIA]: XD
(8:19:06 PM) Cpt[GOD]zilla: what's your MSN>
(8:19:16 PM) Supertwigs: XD
(8:19:17 PM) zombie2000[RIA]: Wasn't the 2000[RIA] obvious to you?
(8:19:21 PM) Supertwigs: zombie2000 FTW
(8:19:23 PM) Loren: No..
(8:19:24 PM) Loren: XD
(8:19:27 PM) zombie2000[RIA]: You know what
(8:19:27 PM) Pokebot: what's the problem?
(8:19:28 PM) Supertwigs: I love you, zombie.
(8:19:30 PM) zombie2000[RIA]: I am posting these logs
(8:19:32 PM) Supertwigs: I love you, Loren.
(8:19:33 PM) zombie2000[RIA]: on RIA RI
(8:19:33 PM) zombie2000[RIA]: XD
(8:19:33 PM) Loren: Nooo
(8:19:34 PM) Loren: XD
(8:19:34 PM) Pokebot: really?
(8:19:35 PM) CaptainJuan[Fark]: [a href=\"http://xkcd.com/322/\" target=\"_blank\"]http://xkcd.com/322/ (http://xkcd.com/322/)[/a]
(8:19:37 PM) Pokebot: please?
(8:19:38 PM) CaptainJuan[Fark]: ^read that
(8:19:38 PM) Loren: Hate you
(8:19:39 PM) Loren: XD
(8:20:00 PM) zombie2000[RIA]:[size="3"] I just need a good ending line for the log[/size]
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on November 04, 2007, 01:59:05 pm
Quote
* Not404Error has joined #RIA
* Azural|dead sets mode: +v Not404Error
<Vintus[RIA]> DAMMIT
<EnragedLobster[Mono]> Hello, Not404Error.
<Vintus[RIA]> Now I can't take credit
* Azural|dead sets mode: +b *!*@synIRC-A3534C03.pitbpa.fios.verizon.net
<EnragedLobster[Mono]> XD
* Not404Error was kicked by Azural|dead (Fuck you too.)
<Vintus[RIA]> Who was that?
<Delta1212[RIA]> XD
<Delta1212[RIA]> CMFD
<EnragedLobster[Mono]> It sure wasn't 404Error.
<Delta1212[RIA]> *XMFD
<Azural|dead> Bastard kick/banned me from #cngoons
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on November 04, 2007, 09:14:13 pm
Quote
* INTERNETPOLICE has joined #RIA
* Azural|away sets mode: +v INTERNETPOLICE
<Vintus[RIA]> OH SHIT
<INTERNETPOLICE> OK
<Vintus[RIA]> OH MY GOD
<Vintus[RIA]> NO
<INTERNETPOLICE> THIS IS A CRACKDOWN
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> MY BALLS HURT
<Vintus[RIA]> I DIDN'T FUCK HER
<Vintus[RIA]> SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 4
<Vintus[RIA]> OH GOD
<GreatkingofCE> SHE SAID SHE WAS 13
<Vintus[RIA]> OH GOD
<INTERNETPOLICE> Why dont you have a seat over there
<INTERNETPOLICE> hands behind your head
* Vintus[RIA] is now known as ChrisHansen
<INTERNETPOLICE> out of your pants
<INTERNETPOLICE> SHIT SHIT SHIT
<ChrisHansen> Why don't you take a seat over there?
<GreatkingofCE> ASSUME THE POSITION
<INTERNETPOLICE> I SWEAR
<ChrisHansen> Right over there.
<INTERNETPOLICE> THAT WAS JUST EVIDENCE
<ChrisHansen> Just take a seat.
<INTERNETPOLICE> NO!
<ChrisHansen> Why are you here today, INTERNETPOLICE?
<INTERNETPOLICE> NO MAN
<ChrisHansen> Why are you here today?
* GreatkingofCE is now known as FBI_Agent
<INTERNETPOLICE> You're that CHRISHANSEN DUDE
<ChrisHansen> Just take a seat.
<ChrisHansen> Right over there.
<ChrisHansen> I'm afraid the police are on their way
<FBI_Agent> I cant wait until he wlks outside and I can beat the shit outta him
<ChrisHansen> Why don't you take a seat? right over there?
<ChrisHansen> What's in your bag, INTERNETPOLICE?
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on November 05, 2007, 12:09:23 am
<Commisar> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
*** Azaghul[GPA] has quit (Quit: Commisar)
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: enragedlobster on November 14, 2007, 02:40:54 pm
From #CNGOD:
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[3:00pm] Big_Z[GOD]: the bigwoody fan club is a very exclusive club
[3:01pm] Big_Z[GOD]: not many get the honor of worshipping the great bigwoody
[3:01pm] Hawk`: fine!
[3:01pm] Hawk`: then i will start the Hawk` fan club
[3:01pm] Big_Z[GOD]:
[3:02pm] bigwoody: THIS MEANS WAR
[3:02pm] • Hawk` puts on metal wings
[3:02pm] Krull: LINES ARE BEING DRAWN
[3:03pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla joined the chat room.
[3:03pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was promoted to operator by Q.
[3:03pm] You are now known as EnragedLobster.
[3:03pm] You were promoted to half-operator by Q.
[3:04pm] • Big_Z[GOD] activates the bigwoody fan club-EnragedLobster fan club MADP
[3:04pm] EnragedLobster:
[3:05pm] Big_Z[GOD]: attack the Hawk` fan club >:|
[3:05pm] Krull: Krull's personality cult declares neutrality
[3:05pm] Krull: :V
[3:05pm] Big_Z[GOD]: the Krull Menace
[3:05pm] Krull: KPA
[3:05pm] CJ[Class]: v:
[3:05pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: the Zilla crew declares neutrality in the conflict, but morally supports our friend Big_Z
[3:06pm] EnragedLobster: EL's fan club declares
[3:06pm] Hawk`:
[3:06pm] • Hawk` activates MADP with all birds
[3:06pm] EnragedLobster: It also declares...
[3:06pm] You kicked Hawk` from the chat room. (WAAAAAAAAAHR)
[3:06pm] Hawk` joined the chat room.
[3:07pm] Hawk`: uhoh
[3:07pm] • Hawk` retreats
[3:07pm] Hawk` left the chat room.
[3:07pm] Big_Z[GOD]: the bigwoody fan club terms of surrender are 1) Must worship bigwoody instead of Hawk` 2) bigwoody is the new viceroy 3) Pay reparations of $100 to the EL fan club and the bigwoody fan club
[3:07pm] bigwoody: \o/
[3:08pm] EnragedLobster: o/
[3:08pm] EnragedLobster: \o
[3:08pm] Big_Z[GOD]: ah, they disbanded
[3:08pm] Big_Z[GOD]: o/
[3:08pm] EnragedLobster: |o/
[3:08pm] Big_Z[GOD]: \o
[3:08pm] CJ[Class]: o/
[3:08pm] • ApocalypseNow now that the war seems won the Apocalypse Now fan club throws it's hat in to the winning side
[3:08pm] EnragedLobster: I finally won a war!
[3:08pm] EnragedLobster:
[3:08pm] Big_Z[GOD]: o/
[3:09pm] Krull: The KPA expressed regret at the disbandment of the Hawk fan club and welcomes them to suck Krull's cock in his Personality Cult
[3:09pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC finds this to be a very unneutral move.
[3:09pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody is dismayed at hearing about the KPA's unneutral comments and demands their apology
[3:10pm] Big_Z[GOD]: bigwoody fan club'
[3:10pm] bigwoody: o/
[3:10pm] bigwoody: ./
[3:10pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The lack of a quick response has angered the bigwoody fan club
[3:10pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: The ZC cancels the neutrality pack signed between us and KPA
[3:11pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody hereby closes their embassy with the KPA and demands they find a more neutral leader
[3:11pm] bigwoody: o/
[3:11pm] bigwoody: \o
[3:11pm] Big_Z[GOD]: bigwoody fan club'
[3:11pm] bigwoody: o/
[3:11pm] bigwoody: \o
[3:11pm] bigwoody: o/
[3:11pm] Big_Z[GOD]: o/
[3:11pm] CJ[Class]: o/
[3:11pm] • Krull edits comments
[3:11pm] Krull: Everything is fine
[3:11pm] Big_Z[GOD]:
[3:12pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: hay
[3:12pm] Krull: The Holocaust did not happen
[3:12pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC reluctantly accepts your apology...
[3:12pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: you edited my comment
[3:12pm] EnragedLobster: ...for now.
[3:12pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody fan club condemns this editing of the comments
[3:12pm] EnragedLobster: Now is over.
[3:12pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: the ZC is very angry at KPA for editing one of it's members comments
[3:12pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC now h8s j00
[3:13pm] Big_Z[GOD]: the bigwoody fan club signs a bloc between the ZC, ELFC, the ApocalypseNow fan club, and itself called o/ Seckiness
[3:13pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: o/
[3:13pm] bigwoody: lol
[3:13pm] EnragedLobster: o/ o/ Secksiness
[3:13pm] Big_Z[GOD]: o/
[3:14pm] • Cpt[GOD]zilla rapes sexy while he's sleeping in honor of the new bloc
[3:14pm] Big_Z[GOD]:
[3:14pm] Krull: The KPA reaffirms it's commitment of protecting the Krull....and neutrality
[3:14pm] Krull: wall 'o text
[3:15pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC still finds you unneutral.
[3:15pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: the ZC supports ELFC in their feelings
[3:15pm] EnragedLobster: But insists that there will be no war.
[3:15pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody fan club supports the ELFC is their commitment to stability in their sphere of influence
[3:16pm] Caesar[ASC] joined the chat room.
[3:17pm] Krull: The KPA does nothing
[3:17pm] Krull: <_<
[3:17pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC finds the KPA's inaction offensive.
[3:17pm] TypoNinja left the chat room. (Quit: Peace and Protection 4.22)
[3:18pm] Krull: XD
[3:18pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC demands that the KPA sacrifice their senatorial seats to the ELFC.
[3:18pm] Krull: The KPA takes offensive inaction
[3:18pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody fan club supports the ELFC
[3:19pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC finds the KPA guilty of offensive inactions.
[3:19pm] Krull: the KPA refuses ELFC
[3:19pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC's members troll the KPA incessantly.
[3:19pm] CJ[Class]: The PDCO declares the ELFC and the KPA to be illegitimate authorities of political stature and claim soverignty over #cngod
[3:19pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: The ZC increases military readiness in case some kind of military conflict happens
[3:20pm] CJ[Class]: The PCDO removes its pants
[3:20pm] Krull: the KPA insist everything is all right
[3:20pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody fan club signs an agreement with the ELFC called the <3 bigwoody/enragedlobster doctrine
[3:20pm] bigwoody: hehehe
[3:20pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: The ZC supports PCDO's movement to remove pants
[3:20pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: and the ZC decides to join the PCDO in being pantless
[3:20pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC supports this agreement.
[3:20pm] EnragedLobster: And the pantslessness.
[3:20pm] Krull: the KPA urges people to take of their tin hats
[3:21pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: the ZC is disgusted at the KPA's actions to try to remove tin hats
[3:21pm] CJ[Class]: woot unanimity
[3:21pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC declares the KPA a non-alliance
[3:21pm] CJ[Class]: The PDCO is glad to have established a new status quo of pantslessness.
[3:21pm] Krull: the KPA declares ELFC a non fan club
[3:22pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody fan club finds offense in the KPA
[3:22pm] Krull was kicked from the chat room by Cpt[GOD]zilla. (lol undeclared attack)
[3:22pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: i win
[3:22pm] Krull joined the chat room.
[3:22pm] Krull: and a colony of the bigwoody fan club
[3:22pm] Krull: like, ZOMG no
[3:22pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC finds this new move offensive.
[3:22pm] Krull was kicked from the chat room by Big_Z[GOD]. (the bigwoody fan club declares war on the KPA)
[3:22pm] Krull joined the chat room.
[3:22pm] EnragedLobster: And declares WAAAAAaAaAAaaaaaAAAAAHR
[3:22pm] You kicked Krull from the chat room. (lol war)
[3:22pm] Krull joined the chat room.
[3:23pm] Krull: The The KPA go into the woods
[3:23pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: surrender terms from ZC to the KPA are as follows:
[3:23pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: you must wear pants at all time
[3:23pm] Big_Z[GOD]: 2) bigwoody is the new viceroy of the KPA
[3:23pm] bigwoody: o/
[3:23pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: you must appoint Mr. Bigwoody as your viceroy
[3:23pm] EnragedLobster: Surrender terms from the ELFC to the KPA are as follows:
[3:23pm] EnragedLobster: 1. Worship EL.
[3:23pm] EnragedLobster: 2. Pay EL shitloads of money.
[3:23pm] Krull: the KPA finds this terms unacceptable, especially the wearing the pants thing
[3:24pm] Dannyboy[RnR]: RL money
[3:24pm] Big_Z[GOD]: ^
[3:24pm] EnragedLobster: 3. After doing this, disband.
[3:24pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: you also must acknowledge CptGodzilla as your savior
[3:24pm] Big_Z[GOD]: and that bigwoody is awesome
[3:24pm] • Krull posts CP
[3:24pm] Big_Z[GOD]:
[3:24pm] EnragedLobster:
[3:24pm] Krull was kicked from the chat room by Big_Z[GOD]. (f'shame)
[3:24pm] Krull joined the chat room.
[3:24pm] Krull: THE KPA announces disbandment
[3:24pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC announces victory!
[3:24pm] Kaiser_Sam[ASC] joined the chat room.
[3:25pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: the ZC recruits Kaiser_Sam[ASC] to their ranks
[3:25pm] Big_Z[GOD]:
[3:25pm] Krull: the Alliance for protecting Krull (APK) announces formation
[3:25pm] Big_Z[GOD]: the bigwoody fan club has found out that the ZC sekritly had a pact with the KPA to not damage each other so the bigwoody takes more damage
[3:26pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody fan club expels ZC from o/ seckiness
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: the ZC announces a protectorate of the APK
[3:26pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC sides with the bigwooy fan club.
[3:26pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody fan club declares war on the ZC
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was kicked from the chat room by Big_Z[GOD]. (WAR!)
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla joined the chat room.
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was promoted to operator by Q.
[3:26pm] Big_Z[GOD] was kicked from the chat room by Cpt[GOD]zilla. (NEVER)
[3:26pm] Big_Z[GOD] joined the chat room.
[3:26pm] Big_Z[GOD] was promoted to operator by Q.
[3:26pm] bigwoody was kicked from the chat room by Cpt[GOD]zilla. (WAR)
[3:26pm] bigwoody joined the chat room.
[3:26pm] bigwoody was promoted to half-operator by Q.
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was kicked from the chat room by Big_Z[GOD]. (Big_Z[GOD])
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla joined the chat room.
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was promoted to operator by Q.
[3:26pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC declares war o the ZC.
[3:26pm] You were kicked from the chat room by Cpt[GOD]zilla. (WARRRR)
[3:26pm] Topic changed to "http://god.demonsdesire.org/index.php?act=idx'| | KareBear1455: damn it if you call me you child one more time, i'm gonna track down yousorry drunk ass and shoot it to death myself, i've got connections in the military ass,they can find your adress just from this fuckin conversation | | Bigwoody is sexy" by DarthSexy[GOD]!*@*.
[3:26pm] You rejoined the room.
[3:26pm] You were promoted to half-operator by Q.
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was kicked from the chat room by Big_Z[GOD]. (WAR!)
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla joined the chat room.
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was promoted to operator by Q.
[3:26pm] Krull: The APK announces that he needs ops
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was kicked from the chat room by Big_Z[GOD]. (WAR!)
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla joined the chat room.
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was promoted to operator by Q.
[3:26pm] bigwoody was kicked from the chat room by Cpt[GOD]zilla. (I R GOING DOWN)
[3:26pm] bigwoody joined the chat room.
[3:26pm] bigwoody was promoted to half-operator by Q.
[3:26pm] bigwoody was kicked from the chat room by Cpt[GOD]zilla. (I R GOING DOWN)
[3:27pm] bigwoody joined the chat room.
[3:27pm] bigwoody was promoted to half-operator by Q.
[3:27pm] Big_Z[GOD] was kicked from the chat room by Cpt[GOD]zilla. (LOL)
[3:27pm] Big_Z[GOD] joined the chat room.
[3:27pm] Big_Z[GOD] was promoted to operator by Q.
[3:27pm] EnragedLobster: >.>
[3:27pm] • Krull pretends to boot someone
[3:27pm] Big_Z[GOD] set a ban on *!~lulz@*.8E5B90E1.1C055C62.IP.
[3:27pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was kicked from the chat room by Big_Z[GOD]. (WAR!)
[3:27pm] EnragedLobster: o/
[3:27pm] services.synirc.net removed the ban on *!~lulz@*.8E5B90E1.1C055C62.IP.
[3:27pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody fan club declares victory
[3:27pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla joined the chat room.
[3:27pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was promoted to operator by Q.
[3:27pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC declares o/
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Twilight Master Neo on November 21, 2007, 05:29:13 pm
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(6:26:32 PM) Rawr[RIA]: My mom is making pie? O__o
(6:26:37 PM) Twilight:
(6:26:37 PM) Rawr[RIA]: Something is wrong..
(6:26:44 PM) Twilight: What's so wrong with that?
(6:26:45 PM) C-zom: You must have cancer.
(6:26:47 PM) Twilight: Its PIE
(6:26:49 PM) Rawr[RIA]: Oh shit. Tomorrow is Thanks Giving.
(6:26:53 PM) Rawr[RIA]: I so knew that.
(6:26:53 PM) Twilight: XD
(6:26:57 PM) C-zom: XD
(6:27:00 PM) C-zom: XDD
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: crazyisraelie on December 19, 2007, 11:32:35 pm
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[00:25] <~Azural|Azural> Why would I hate Kenny?
[00:26] <+Emperor_Whimsical> I'm checking Erepublic nao.
[00:26] <+Commisar> want an invite?
[00:26] <+Emperor_Whimsical> Nope.
[00:26] <+Emperor_Whimsical> Got one.
[00:27] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> Because he said all your messages to him are "..."
[00:27] <+Emperor_Whimsical> What the shit.
[00:27] <+Emperor_Whimsical> I got an email..
[00:27] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> ?
[00:27] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> and?
[00:28] <+Emperor_Whimsical> But I didn't get anything about a password.
[00:28] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> Are you afrait of it?
[00:28] <+Emperor_Whimsical> Which I need.
[00:28] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> afraid*
[00:28] <+Emperor_Whimsical> What the hell.
[00:28] <+Commisar> O_o
[00:28] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> >_>
[00:28] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> ITS A MESSAG
[00:28] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> MESSAGE*
[00:28] <+Emperor_Whimsical> DOT DOT MOTHERFUCKING DOT
[00:28] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> FROM SATA..... I mean Azural
[00:28] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> >_>
[00:29] * ChaosPoet (~Thee@synIRC-350F6112.hag.east.verizon.net) has joined #RIA
[00:29] * Azural|Azural sets mode +v ChaosPoet for #RIA
[00:29] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> Oh Hi CP
[00:29] <+ChaosPoet> hi
[00:29] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> http://youtube.com/watch?v=G9iiU6NDxIo (http://youtube.com/watch?v=G9iiU6NDxIo)
[00:29] <~Azural|Azural> lol
[00:29] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> Whats up?
[00:30] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> Personally I am surprised Azural didnt kick me
[00:30] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> or eat my soul for that one
[00:30] <+Emperor_Whimsical> What the FUCK.
[00:30] <~Azural|Azural> lol
[00:30] <~Azural|Azural> XD
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Emperor Whimsical on December 19, 2007, 11:58:44 pm
<Emperor_Whimsical> If something stupid happened,
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> I bet Chaos looked at it
<Emperor_Whimsical> it was E_W.
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> and started touching himself
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> Your right about that E_W
<Emperor_Whimsical> and it got him off in 5 seconds.
<Emperor_Whimsical> I mean, one time.
<Emperor_Whimsical> I log in.
<ChaosPoet> ...Ö
<Emperor_Whimsical> to the channel.
<Emperor_Whimsical> And I'm voiced,
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> XFD
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> True
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> but I did devoice you when you joined
<Emperor_Whimsical> and I'm immediately kickbanned by Azural.
<Emperor_Whimsical> I'm like WHAT THE SHIT??
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> Do you really expect anything different?
<Emperor_Whimsical> Then I log into MSN.
<Emperor_Whimsical> and The first thing tonics is:
<Emperor_Whimsical> Drunken, you are a retard.
<Emperor_Whimsical> I'm like,
<Jangel-GOD>
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> XD who sent that?
<Emperor_Whimsical> You.
<Azural|Azural> I bet he's thinking the same thing.
<Azural|Azural> *lol
* Dan[AA] is now known as Dannyboy[RnR]
<Azural|Azural> Damn up key being right under 'enter'.
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> XFD
<Emperor_Whimsical> So I'm like,
<Emperor_Whimsical> I must have fucked up big time.
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> Probably
<Emperor_Whimsical> So I check the forums.
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> XFD
<Emperor_Whimsical> and Sure enough on the OWF.
<Emperor_Whimsical> So I check the forums.
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> XFD
<Emperor_Whimsical> and Sure enough on the OWF.
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> I remember that too
* CaptainJuan[Fark] has joined #RIA
* ChanServ sets mode: +v CaptainJuan[Fark]
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> Drunken, your a retard
<Emperor_Whimsical> Theres a Poll with half the WUT yelling at me.
<Azural|Azural> I rember that now.
<Commisar> lol
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> XFD
<Azural|Azural> lol
<ChaosPoet> my kezbard is mest up ever sience I set mz computers languege to German... Ach du heilige Scheisse!!!
<Emperor_Whimsical> So now I'm lolling.
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> I am too
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> Thanks E_W I needed that
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> ITs funny how much YOU ARE EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME.
<Emperor_Whimsical> then I realize I'm missing Kenny's kickban of the esper employee.
<Emperor_Whimsical> So now I'm trying to get someone to unban me.
<Emperor_Whimsical> I finally get Moth to.
<Emperor_Whimsical> And I log in.
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> Drunken, your a retard
<Jangel-GOD> rofl
<Emperor_Whimsical> and my mIRC is immediately jammed due to a Moth summoning.
* bud[ttk] has left #RIA
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> XFD
<Azural|Azural> XD
<Emperor_Whimsical> So I gave up and went to bed.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Azural on January 07, 2008, 08:59:32 pm
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<DarthSexy> [13:20] <JasonTheGreat[NHN]> ok then i guess she's really busy
<DarthSexy> [13:27] <JasonTheGreat[NHN]> yeah im a stalker
<DarthSexy> [13:35] * DictatorHobbes[NHN] has quit IRC (Quit: )
<DarthSexy> [13:40] <DarthSexy> She?
<DarthSexy> [13:41] <JasonTheGreat[NHN]> what your not a she?
<DarthSexy> [13:41] <DarthSexy> Nein
<DarthSexy> [13:42] <JasonTheGreat[NHN]> ive been wasting my time
<DarthSexy> [13:42] <JasonTheGreat[NHN]> lol
<DarthSexy> [13:43] <DarthSexy> We can still have sex, if you really want to
<DarthSexy> [13:43] <JasonTheGreat[NHN]> no thanks MR. sexy
<Azural> lol
<DarthSexy> Why does everyone think I'm a girl, then try to take advantage of me?
<Xiphosis[GOD]> LOL
<Azural> XFD
<Hoopdy[Fark][BC]> Darth, you tease.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Lanna on January 08, 2008, 11:00:09 am
lol, that was great!
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: King Pengu on January 25, 2008, 12:13:00 pm
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
lol, that was great!
Yeah, it really was.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Dontasemebro on January 25, 2008, 01:52:47 pm
yay this.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: dester55 on February 06, 2008, 07:50:07 pm
not IRC but my friend sayin some shit while i was away from my computer for a couple of hours.


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[17:04] *** "aaomacman@yahoo.com" signed on at Wed Feb 06 17:04:36 2008.
[17:04] cody: <_<
[17:56] sheridan: where the hood where the hood where the hood at
[17:56] *** Auto-response sent to sheridan: I am currently away from the computer.
[19:44] sheridan: omg i ate all the pies
[19:44] *** Auto-response sent to sheridan: I am currently away from the computer.
[19:44] sheridan: NO YOUR NOT
[19:44] sheridan: I SEE YOU
[20:09] sheridan: thats what i thought
[20:09] sheridan: probably outside burying cement blocks under snow
[20:10] sheridan: so people trip over em
[20:34] cody: u high rite now.......
[20:34] sheridan: I am currently idle.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Shamedmonkey on March 31, 2008, 10:25:41 pm
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* EnragedLobster (~kieranwal@synIRC-B296DB06.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined #ria
* ChanServ sets mode: +v EnragedLobster
* +Shamedmonkey slaps EnragedLobster around a bit with a large trout
<+EnragedLobster> oh, fuck
* +EnragedLobster counters with a large rock
<+typa> On the trout, or the Monkey?
* +Shamedmonkey barrel rolls and throws an enraged turtle at EL
* +EnragedLobster air dodges and throws a home run bat at Shamed
<+Kadin[EGS]> :XX
* +Shamedmonkey uses Azural as a shield and throws Kadin at EL
<%crazyisraelie[OBS-RA]> Well
<%crazyisraelie[OBS-RA]> Lanna
<+Kadin[EGS]> o lawd
<%crazyisraelie[OBS-RA]> do you remember when I went about posting gay porn in this channel?
* +Mayuri-[EGS] (~asfdfdsa.@synIRC-72E8D17B.dhcp.inet.fi) Quit (Ping timeout)
* +EnragedLobster eats Kadin and projectile-vomits him out at Shamed
* +Shamedmonkey rolls to the side and throws a knife at EL
* +EnragedLobster is stabbed
<+EnragedLobster> Fuck!
<+EnragedLobster> Get me a medic!
<+EnragedLobster> oh god
<+EnragedLobster> oh god
<+EnragedLobster> oh god
<+EnragedLobster> I'm bleeding
* +typa hands EL some bandages
<+EnragedLobster> I need to get this knife out.
* +Shamedmonkey witholds medical treatment from EL because he's a commie
<+EnragedLobster> Fuck
<+EnragedLobster> Goddammit
* +EnragedLobster grabs the knife
<+EnragedLobster> AAAAGHHH
<+EnragedLobster> it hurts
* +Shamedmonkey pulls the knife out and shoves it back in in a different spot
* +EnragedLobster rips the knife out and attacks Shamed with a hammer and sickle
* +Shamedmonkey gets his arm sliced off, but grabs said arm and starts beating EL with itr
<+Shamedmonkey> It*
* +EnragedLobster slices Shamed's gut open
* +Shamedmonkey strangles EL with his own intestines
<+EnragedLobster> Dammit, I was going to do that to you next.
<+EnragedLobster> >>.
<+Shamedmonkey> >_>
<+Shamedmonkey> Does this mean I win?
* +EnragedLobster chops Shamed's intestines and hits him in the balls with a hammer
* +Shamedmonkey whimpers in pain and castrates EL with a rusty saw blade
* Mayuri-[EGS] (~asfdfdsa.@synIRC-72E8D17B.dhcp.inet.fi) has joined #ria
* Azural sets mode: +v Mayuri-[EGS]
* +EnragedLobster screams in agony, then smacks Shamed in the face with his own balls
<+EnragedLobster> I think you lose.
<+EnragedLobster> You had balls in your face.
<+Shamedmonkey> Not really, I came out with a dick.
<+Shamedmonkey> Even if I am sterile now.
<+EnragedLobster> I was talking about my balls.
<+EnragedLobster> Not yours.
<+Shamedmonkey> Yeah, I know.
<+Shamedmonkey> Fight may be over, but I can still have sex.
<+EnragedLobster> >.>
<+EnragedLobster> Are there girls who have a disemboweled amputee fetish?
<+Shamedmonkey> Probably.
<+Shamedmonkey> Its like Rule 34 with fetishes, if it exists, there's a fetish for it.
<+EnragedLobster> true.
<+Shamedmonkey> But eh, even if I can't have sex, I can still fap.
<+EnragedLobster> True, true.
<+EnragedLobster> But at least I can say I ate a guy and projectile vomited him at someone else.
<+Shamedmonkey> True, and I'm probably bleeding out from the wounds to my stomach. I'll probably never be able to eat again properly, even if I do heal.
<+EnragedLobster> Yeah.
<+EnragedLobster> And I've got two knife holes in unspecified places.
<+EnragedLobster> Plus, I can't pee.
<+Shamedmonkey> Yeah, you came off worse. We're both pretty much fucked for life though.
<+Shamedmonkey> Im so disfigured I'll never get laid.
<+Shamedmonkey> At least I'm sterile and won't have to worry about protection for the most part, other than with Hookers.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: enragedlobster on April 04, 2008, 03:20:50 am
This i s in anothet cannel

not $ria

anyone awake here
[03:18am] DerekJones: Nope
[03:18am] EnragedLobster: Damn
[03:18am] MaskofBlue: mhm
[03:18am] EnragedLobster: Wait
[03:18am] EnragedLobster: if
[03:18am] EnragedLobster: tour as;epp
[03:18am] EnragedLobster: why are you alking
[03:19am] DerekJones left the chat room. (Quit: My grandmother once told me, "Derek, if you want to be successful in life, forget about it because you're dumb." I'm not sure what she meant by that, but I'm pretty sure it's good advice.)
[03:19am] MaskofBlue: o.o
[03:19am] EnragedLobster: fuck
[03:19am] MaskofBlue: lol
[03:19am] EnragedLobster: I made a typo
[03:19am] MaskofBlue: i see that
[03:19am] EnragedLobster: yes
[03:19am] EnragedLobster: I think i willm ake more
[03:19am] MaskofBlue: lol k
[03:19am] MaskofBlue: brb
[03:20am] EnragedLobster: k
[03:21am] RudeBoy left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[03:23am] MaskofBlue: EL what r u doing up so late for?
[03:24am] EnragedLobster: because i' drunk
[03:24am] EnragedLobster: and just got home
[03:24am] MaskofBlue: ahh ok
[03:24am] MaskofBlue:
[03:24am] EnragedLobster: if you couldn't tell already
[03:25am] MaskofBlue: hehehe
[03:27am] MaskofBlue: brb set off the smoke alarm
[03:27am] MaskofBlue: -_-
[03:27am] EnragedLobster: lol
[03:27am] Zhadum left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[03:29am] Zhadum joined the chat room.
[03:29am] Zhadum was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
[03:29am] Zhadum was promoted to room founder by ChanServ.
[03:29am] • MaskofBlue hands Zhadum a piece of chotonicte cake
[03:29am] MaskofBlue: wb Zhadum <_<
[03:29am] Zhadum: thx
[03:29am] RudeBoy joined the chat room.
[03:29am] RudeBoy was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
[03:29am] • MaskofBlue hands RudeBoy a piece of chotonicte cake
[03:29am] MaskofBlue: yw
[03:30am] EnragedLobster: shold i mke more cake?
[03:30am] MaskofBlue: mhm
[03:31am] Tropical[away] is now known as Tropical.
[03:31am] EnragedLobster: k
[03:31am] • EnragedLobster makr more cake
[03:31am] MaskofBlue: hehehe
[03:31am] MaskofBlue: brb again
[03:35am] ComradeWasabi left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[03:41am] ComradeWasabi joined the chat room.
[03:41am] ComradeWasabi was granted voice by ChanServ.
[03:41am] • MaskofBlue hands ComradeWasabi a piece of chotonicte cake
[03:41am] EnragedLobster: no one but me is a comrre
[03:41am] EnragedLobster: fucker
[03:41am] MaskofBlue: comrre?
[03:42am] EnragedLobster: comraed
[03:42am] EnragedLobster: comrade
[03:42am] EnragedLobster: that oe
[03:42am] EnragedLobster: one
[03:42am] MaskofBlue: oh lol
[03:42am] MaskofBlue:
[03:42am] EnragedLobster: my fott feels coo
[03:42am] EnragedLobster: its like
[03:42am] EnragedLobster: not feling
[03:43am] MaskofBlue: lol EL go get some rest
[03:43am] MaskofBlue:
[03:43am] EnragedLobster: lo,.
[03:43am] WorldConqueror joined the chat room.
[03:43am] WorldConqueror was granted voice by ChanServ.
[03:43am] • MaskofBlue hands WorldConqueror a piece of chotonicte cake
[03:43am] EnragedLobster: I spelled schwarzelegger right earlier
[03:44am] EnragedLobster: bu not arnos
[03:44am] EnragedLobster: srnold
[03:44am] EnragedLobster: arnol
[03:44am] EnragedLobster: arnold
[03:44am] MaskofBlue: hahaha
[03:51am] MaskofBlue: Tropical ? <_<
[03:52am] MaskofBlue: am I smart?
[03:52am] MaskofBlue: D:
[03:52am] MaskofBlue: and btw I hate FB quizes
[03:52am] • MaskofBlue slaps Tropical around a bit with a large trout
[03:53am] Tropical: >_>
[03:53am] Tropical: idk
[03:53am] Tropical: you're always saying you're not
[03:53am] MaskofBlue: :/
[03:53am] MaskofBlue: well i was thinking
[03:54am] MaskofBlue: just cuz idk big words or spelling and grammar and such
[03:54am] Tropical: ?
[03:54am] MaskofBlue: or  politics and religions
[03:54am] MaskofBlue: umm
[03:54am] MaskofBlue: does that mean I am not intellegent for the things I do know?
[03:54am] MaskofBlue: Question #2:
[03:54am] MaskofBlue:     Are you smart?
[03:54am] MaskofBlue:     yes
[03:54am] MaskofBlue:     no
[03:54am] MaskofBlue: lol so yes or no? <_<
[03:54am] MaskofBlue: >_>
[03:55am] Tropical: mebbe
[03:55am] • Tropical is very helpful
[03:55am] MaskofBlue: My roommate just said  yes
[03:55am] MaskofBlue: so i wanted ur opinion too
[03:55am] MaskofBlue: nvm Mr mebbe
[03:55am] MaskofBlue: <_<
[03:55am] EnragedLobster: i thigk yor smar
[03:55am] Tanis230 left the chat room. (Quit: R.I.P. Robert Den Biesen 1993-2006; You died so young ;()
[03:56am] EnragedLobster: lol
[03:56am] MaskofBlue: ty EL <3
[03:56am] MaskofBlue: lol i think u r drunk
[03:56am] MaskofBlue:
[03:56am] EnragedLobster: so di i
[03:56am] MaskofBlue: hehe
[03:56am] Sf1721xXx[GDA] left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[03:56am] • Tropical shrugs
[03:57am] MaskofBlue: You are: Gil Grissom
[03:57am] MaskofBlue: weeeeeeeeee
[03:57am] MaskofBlue: I am so happy!
[03:57am] Tropical: who?
[03:57am] MaskofBlue: hes a CSI character
[03:57am] MaskofBlue: and my fav
[03:57am] Tropical: nice
[03:57am] MaskofBlue: mhm
[03:58am] EnragedLobster: i feei llek sleei
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: But fon'r fel leke puttig my cimouter aeaya
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: fuck
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: dont
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: feel
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: loe
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: klie
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: liek
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: like
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: puttig
[03:59am] MaskofBlue: hahaha
[03:59am] Tropical: congrats
[03:59am] • MaskofBlue hugs EnragedLobster
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: putting
[03:59am] MaskofBlue:
[04:00am] EnragedLobster: .me fugs Msrkofbue
[04:00am] Tropical: o.O
[04:00am] EnragedLobster: lol
[04:00am] MaskofBlue: o.o
[04:00am] MaskofBlue: ummm
[04:00am] MaskofBlue: lol no fuging me pls
[04:00am] • EnragedLobster hugs MarsofBlir
[04:01am] EnragedLobster: madk
[04:01am] EnragedLobster: mask
[04:01am] MaskofBlue: o.O
[04:01am] EnragedLobster: of
[04:01am] EnragedLobster: blet
[04:01am] EnragedLobster: blue
[04:01am] MaskofBlue: lol
[04:01am] EnragedLobster: i'm gettig bryrt
[04:01am] EnragedLobster: better
[04:05am] MaskofBlue: mhm
[04:05am] EnragedLobster: maybe
[04:06am] EnragedLobster: i shodk
[04:06am] EnragedLobster: go to gelep
[04:06am] EnragedLobster: slep
[04:06am] EnragedLobster: dleep
[04:06am] EnragedLobster: sleep
[04:06am] MaskofBlue: good idea
[04:06am] MaskofBlue: sleep well EL
[04:06am] Tropical left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[04:06am] EnragedLobster: nght
[04:06am] EnragedLobster: igt
[04:06am] EnragedLobster: night
[04:06am] You are now known as SlepijgLobster.
[04:07am] You are now known as SleepingLobster.
[04:09am] WorldConqueror: sups MoB?
[04:09am] MaskofBlue: nm WC you?
[04:09am] WorldConqueror: yeah not a lot
[04:09am] WorldConqueror: just reading the BBs
[04:10am] SleepingLobster: hi
[04:10am] MaskofBlue: ahh, I'm on FB
[04:10am] MaskofBlue: lol hi EL
[04:10am] WorldConqueror: that thread about the lulz alliances has turned out pretty interesting
[04:10am] MaskofBlue: I havn't been following it :/
[04:11am] WorldConqueror: yeah i wasnt either, but im bored so i read it
[04:11am] SleepingLobster: my om[ctr id keepimh nt up
[04:11am] SleepingLobster: god
[04:11am] SleepingLobster: pretnd that ead words
[04:11am] Tropical joined the chat room.
[04:11am] Tropical was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
[04:11am] Tropical was promoted to administrator by ChanServ.
[04:11am] • MaskofBlue hands Tropical a piece of chotonicte cake
[04:11am] WorldConqueror: thats almost worthy of a sig
[04:11am] MaskofBlue: haha
[04:11am] SleepingLobster: ;p;
[04:12am] SleepingLobster: drunklobdtr id thr brdy lobster
[04:12am] SleepingLobster: beet
[04:12am] MaskofBlue: You are: Gregory House
[04:12am] SleepingLobster: brst
[04:12am] MaskofBlue: *obnoxious, doesn't really care, or thats what it seems like* you keep to yourself, and your always right, (even when your wrong)
[04:12am] MaskofBlue: hahaha nice
[04:12am] SleepingLobster: vest
[04:12am] SleepingLobster: best
[04:12am] WorldConqueror: nest
[04:13am] SleepingLobster: o
[04:13am] SleepingLobster: no
[04:13am] SleepingLobster: nrsy
[04:13am] SleepingLobster: best
[04:13am] WorldConqueror: chest
[04:13am] SleepingLobster: np
[04:13am] SleepingLobster: best
[04:13am] MaskofBlue: hahaha
[04:13am] MaskofBlue: BEST
[04:13am] SleepingLobster: yrd
[04:13am] SleepingLobster: thst ir
[04:14am] WorldConqueror: pest
[04:14am] SleepingLobster: BZao
[04:14am] SleepingLobster: NO
[04:14am] SleepingLobster: BESDz
[04:14am] WorldConqueror: oh besdz, right.....
[04:14am] WorldConqueror: >_>
[04:14am] SleepingLobster: p;l
[04:15am] SleepingLobster: I'm c[ping thid
[04:15am] SleepingLobster: agd fuiinfung a place to poist it
[04:15am] WorldConqueror: ...
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Lanna on April 04, 2008, 06:15:40 pm
Wow, drunk...
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Shadow Addict on April 20, 2008, 10:57:38 pm
C-zom and I started this in a channel that stemmed from #RIA and went from there in a query.

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Session Start: Sun Apr 20 20:01:30 2008
Session Ident: C-zom
01[20:01] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I want your body
[20:01] <C-zom> That'll be $20.
01[20:01] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> How about...
01[20:02] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Twenty Zimbabwe dollars
01[20:02] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> >_>
[20:02] <C-zom> Whhooaaa
[20:02] <C-zom> Deal.
01[20:02] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Kickass
01[20:02] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> How much for a thigh?
01[20:02] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Left thigh
[20:03] <C-zom> $5, not counting the cost of skin replacements and blood replacements. Cutting off a leg doesn't come cheap!
01[20:03] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Shits
01[20:03] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> So that's like a total of what, $11?
01[20:03] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> NOT EVEN COUNTING BBQ SAUCE
01[20:03] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> You're one expensive bitch
[20:03] <C-zom> What? Its $4.
01[20:03] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Aw shits
[20:04] <C-zom> I'll just peel the skin off you.
01[20:04] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> And use it as sauce?
[20:04] <C-zom> Hell yes.
01[20:04] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Do you have a blender?
01[20:04] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> For sauceification?
[20:05] <C-zom> Just use your teeth.
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Fuck
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Uh
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I borrow yours?
[20:05] <C-zom> That'll cost ya.
[20:05] <C-zom> These golden teeth don't come cheap man.
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> How fucking much?
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Damn
[20:05] <C-zom> It'll be... 25 cents. I know, I know. Don't freak.
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> SHITS
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> SHITS TO DA MAX
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Fuck
01[20:06] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I rape them off of you for less?
01[20:06] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Like, maybe seven grapes?
01[20:06] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I think I can afford that
01[20:06] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Is that okay?
[20:07] <C-zom> Make it seven grapes and an atom bomb and we don't have a deal.
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Damn
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> What
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Hmmmm
[20:07] <C-zom> wat
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> What if the bomb had...
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Ricotta cheese bowls on it?
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I'd glue them on
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> with napalm
01[20:08] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Really
[20:08] <C-zom> You've got yourself a deal.
01[20:09] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Sweet
01[20:09] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Wait a minute
01[20:09] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> What about the service plan for the molars
01[20:09] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I can't fucking pay that
[20:09] <C-zom> Super glue man.
[20:09] <C-zom> Super glue./
01[20:09] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Will you give it to me?
[20:09] <C-zom> Get your own glue!
01[20:09] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> AAAh
01[20:10] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I use...
01[20:10] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> hmmm
01[20:10] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> cum?
01[20:10] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Not my own
01[20:10] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> of course
[20:10] <C-zom> If you can find Bill Clinton, we're in.
[20:10] <C-zom> <_<
01[20:10] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Find him?
[20:10] <C-zom> Ohhh crap
01[20:10] <BillClinton> I AM him!
01[20:10] <BillClinton> What
01[20:10] <BillClinton> What "ohhh crap"
01[20:12] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> WHAT
01[20:12] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> IS YOUR THIGH IMPURE
[20:12] <C-zom> MAYBE
01[20:12] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> DAMMIT
01[20:12] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I WILL SUCK OUT THE BAD MOJO
01[20:13] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can you get me a tracheotomy device to suck it out?
01[20:14] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I'll bring my own tubes and everything
[20:14] <C-zom> Hell no!
01[20:14] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Shits
01[20:14] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I can't have impure thigh
[20:14] <C-zom> IT'LL DO
01[20:14] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I'll have to use my PSP as a fulcrum and work from there
01[20:15] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I think that'll leverage it enough
[20:15] <C-zom> IT BETTER
01[20:16] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Good
01[20:16] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Good
01[20:16] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Wait wait wait
[20:16] <C-zom> wat wat wat
01[20:16] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Have you ever touched a chimp
01[20:17] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Please tell me you've never touched a chimp
[20:17] <C-zom> ...Maybe...
01[20:17] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> NO
01[20:17] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> NOOO
01[20:17] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Dammit
01[20:17] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I have to factor in the Arkeban function now
01[20:17] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> The chimp might have given you AIDS
01[20:18] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> And AIDS and BBQ sauce together give me gas
01[20:18] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> That's no good
01[20:18] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can you supply me with a lock of pubic hair
01[20:18] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> from whoever
01[20:18] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> doesn't have to be you
06[20:19] * C-zom hands you a bag
[20:19] <C-zom> Don't ask where it came from.
06[20:19] * ShadowAddict[RIA] eats the bag
01[20:19] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Oh, yeah
01[20:19] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> this is the good shit
01[20:19] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Okay, we're good
01[20:20] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Hey
01[20:20] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Hey
[20:20] <C-zom> wat
01[20:21] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Are you a dragon
[20:21] <C-zom> Nope.
01[20:21] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Crap
01[20:22] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I have one of your toes then?
[20:22] <C-zom> Which one would you prefer?
01[20:22] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Hmm
01[20:23] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Which one is virgin born?
[20:23] <C-zom> The seventh one.
01[20:23] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Left, right, or middle
01[20:23] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> or negative
[20:23] <C-zom> Yes.
01[20:23] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Got it
01[20:23] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I have that one?
[20:24] <C-zom> No.
01[20:24] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Aw, fuck you
01[20:24] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Which one can I have?
01[20:24] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Is one of them named Alfredo?
01[20:24] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> That can work too
[20:24] <C-zom> Yes. You can have Alf.
01[20:24] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Good
01[20:24] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Good
01[20:25] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Now, is your thigh made of pure darkness energy from Hell?
[20:26] <C-zom> Of course.
01[20:26] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Do I have to pay extra for that?
[20:26] <C-zom> The demons that may or may not come out run you $100 a tonic.
01[20:27] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> ARE YOU FUCKING WITH MY DICK?
01[20:28] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> ARE YOU?
[20:28] <C-zom> YES
[20:28] <C-zom> DEAL WITH IT
01[20:28] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> OH SHIT
01[20:28] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Okay
01[20:28] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Calm down
01[20:28] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Okay
01[20:28] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I purchase on of those spectral-fuck-o-meters like in Ghostbusters from you?
01[20:29] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> *one
01[20:29] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Or are you gonna supply it?
[20:29] <C-zom> I'll supply.
01[20:29] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Good
01[20:29] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Good
01[20:29] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Is that covered under the warranty?
[20:29] <C-zom> Maybe.
[20:30] <C-zom> Maybe not.
[20:30] <C-zom> Maybe I'm insane.
01[20:30] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Hm
01[20:30] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> How do I know?
01[20:30] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I follow the blueberry path?
[20:30] <C-zom> Careful. They might get hungry.
01[20:31] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I know the risks
[20:31] <C-zom> You'll need this.
01[20:31] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Will I have to buy the machete seperately?
06[20:31] * C-zom hands you napalm rabbits
06[20:32] * ShadowAddict[RIA] sticks them in his anus for later usage
01[20:32] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Thank you
01[20:32] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> The blueberries are fucking dead already
01[20:33] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I can feel it
[20:33] <C-zom> Rabbit sees blueberry, rabbit gets into the bush, then BLAM rabbit explodes.
[20:33] <C-zom> Sort of like sex.
01[20:33] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> But what if the rabbit can't burrow to detonation depth?
01[20:33] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Then I'm in deep shit, huh?
[20:35] <C-zom> Yes. Which is where the all purpose figure eight ball helps.
01[20:35] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> But do you give me that?
01[20:35] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> And where the fuck do I put it?
01[20:35] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I mean, my appendix is still holding that revolver
[20:36] <C-zom> Eyes man
01[20:37] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Oh, no way
01[20:37] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> My eyes are still stretched out from the pancake fiasco
[20:39] <C-zom> I remember that.
[20:40] <C-zom> Vietnam... all those pancakes...
01[20:40] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Goddamnit, I miss Joe still today
01[20:40] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Belgian waffles were not practical enough
[20:41] <C-zom> Agreed.
01[20:41] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Yeah
01[20:41] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> What kind of mileage can I expect out this thigh?
[20:41] <C-zom> 100 mils
01[20:42] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Fuck
01[20:42] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> That's good
01[20:42] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> That's real good
01[20:42] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> What if I drizzle BBQ sauce on?
01[20:42] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Same deal?
01[20:42] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> 100?
[20:44] <C-zom> 101
[20:44] <C-zom> -2
01[20:44] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> hmmm
01[20:44] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Is there coverage for imaginary numbers?
01[20:48] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> There better be
[20:49] <C-zom> Maybe.
01[20:49] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Because I got an arm from this speed freak?
01[20:49] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> We hit root negative one?
01[20:49] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> The thing freaks out and cuts my hand off before I can put steak sauce on it
01[20:50] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Ever happened to you?
[20:52] <C-zom> Happened when I went to Russia once.
[20:52] <C-zom> I don't recommend getting cheese from the moon either.
[20:53] <C-zom> I must be off. Until next time, Addict.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: DrunkWino on June 23, 2008, 12:05:21 pm
Tee Hee
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05[00:02] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> I shaved my manpurse yesterday.
05[00:02] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> I'm sure you wanted to know
[00:02] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> !!!!
[00:02] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> I just did that too
05[00:03] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> No, you didn't shave my manpurse, I did.
[00:03] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> *last tuesday
[00:03] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> I shaved mine I mean
05[00:04] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> That's different then
[00:04] <+llamavore[ria]> wtf
[00:04] <+llamavore[ria]> manpurses
[00:04] <+llamavore[ria]> oooh
[00:04] <+llamavore[ria]> as opposed to woman...wallet
05[00:04] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> zactly
[00:04] <+llamavore[ria]> on the other hand
[00:04] <+llamavore[ria]> LOOK AWAY JENNE
[00:05] <+llamavore[ria]> i've heard the woman wallet called a love purse
[00:05] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> ...
[00:05] <+llamavore[ria]> so 'manpurse' kindof... was weird
[00:05] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> i call it a crevace
[00:05] <+llamavore[ria]> oooh are you talking about what borat calls the back pussy
[00:05] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> ok then
[00:05] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> I shaved my pubes and balls
[00:06] <+llamavore[ria]> i was talking to drunkwino, but ok
[00:06] <+llamavore[ria]> make sure to be careful if you ever use scissors D:
[00:06] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> I know >_.
[00:06] <+llamavore[ria]> it bleeds a lot
[00:06] <+llamavore[ria]> surprisingly
[00:07] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> I experienced that a few days ago
[00:07] <+llamavore[ria]> i like having chesthairs
[00:07] <+llamavore[ria]> it makes me feel warm
[00:07] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> its because blood is focused around that area kinda
[00:07] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> well I hate it
[00:07] <+llamavore[ria]> like a nice sheepskin blanket
[00:07] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> I'm almost 16
[00:07] <+llamavore[ria]> i'm almost 24
[00:07] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> and I have a hairy chest in one month
[00:07] <+llamavore[ria]> i could keep a small baby insulated on my chest
[00:08] <@Lanna[RIA]> What the hell?
[00:08] <@Lanna[RIA]> Manpurse?  Woman Wallet?
[00:08] <~Azural> O_o
07[00:08] * @Lanna[RIA] goes back to talking on AIM
05[00:08] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> Old proverb on chest hair "Bird no make nest in barren tree"
[00:08] <@Lanna[RIA]> >_>
[00:09] <+llamavore[ria]> well that explains it then, wino
05[00:09] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> I'm in and out, me and some others are staging a fake shitstorm in that football MMO. It's reaching epic levels.
[00:09] <+llamavore[ria]> i've been wondering why my little feathered friends didn't come back in the spring
05[00:10] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> I've got a nice smooth sack, shaved the rest of my pubes into an arrow pointing at the manstick and enough chest hair to make an Italian proud
07[00:10] * +evil-greg-guy[RIA] has full chest of hair at age 16
[00:11] <+llamavore[ria]> i didnt have much chest hair at 16
[00:11] <+llamavore[ria]> but
[00:11] <+llamavore[ria]> i had epic chops
[00:11] <+llamavore[ria]> thick as bacon is wide
[00:11] <+llamavore[ria]> and they would curl this way and that... i could even gel them
05[00:11] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> I've felt bad ever since I gave up the beard
[00:11] <+llamavore[ria]> now they're too coarse
[00:11] <+llamavore[ria]> i like the beard but... it gets itchy
[00:11] <%Jennevecia[RIA|NAAC]> Oh shit, This is a bad time to come in and read up...
[00:11] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> i dont have a beard, i have neck hair + soul patch
05[00:12] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> so long as it isn't neckbeard
[00:12] <+llamavore[ria]> sorry jenn i put a 'look away'
[00:12] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> i shave the neck, leave the patch on
[00:12] <+llamavore[ria]> the patch?
05[00:12] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> No, read up. Learn more about the privates of the RIA than you ever wanted to know
[00:12] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> lol
[00:12] <+llamavore[ria]> ok
[00:12] <+llamavore[ria]> this convo is definitely goin in the forums
05[00:12] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> it better
[00:13] <+llamavore[ria]> lanna will you do the honos
[00:13] <+llamavore[ria]> *honors
05[00:13] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> don't you mean "horrors"
[00:13] <+llamavore[ria]> no
[00:13] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> ^that
[00:13] <+llamavore[ria]> definitely honors
[00:14] <+llamavore[ria]> too bad there's no girls salty enough to put in their 2 cents
[00:14] <%Jennevecia[RIA|NAAC]> Llama, I cant look away when I already was looking away
[00:14] <+llamavore[ria]> well i tried jenn
05[00:15] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> Hey, it's not like we're posting screenshots here.
[00:15] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> ....we COULD....
[00:15] <+llamavore[ria]> jenn is a bit squeemish
[00:15] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> i mean
[00:15] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> its an option....
[00:15] <+llamavore[ria]> lol
[00:15] <+llamavore[ria]> yeah i have a mole
[00:15] <+llamavore[ria]> it's like
[00:15] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> =O
[00:15] <+llamavore[ria]> a beauty mark for my crotch

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[00:53] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> ?
[00:53] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> you mean that I'm gay?
[00:54] <%Jennevecia[RIA|NAAC]> Aww leave crazyisraelie alone
05[00:54] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> aren't you the Hebrew Hammer?
[00:54] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> XD yes
05[00:54] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> alright then
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: dester55 on July 09, 2008, 08:23:38 pm
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<Hyperonic[RIA]|Working> So.
<Hyperonic[RIA]|Working> I just through a burning Macintosh out the window of Visual Link and into the parking lot.

i demand to see pics.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on July 21, 2008, 09:11:20 pm
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22:10] <+WPPWAH> vintus
[22:10] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> vintus
[22:10] <+Mixoux> vintus
[22:10] <+WPPWAH> vintus
[22:10] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> vintus
[22:10] <+Mixoux> vintus
[22:10] <+WPPWAH> vintus
[22:10] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> vintus
[22:10] <+Mixoux> vintus
[22:10] <+WPPWAH> vintus
[22:10] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> vintus
[22:10] <+Mixoux> vintus
[22:10] <+WPPWAH> vintus
[22:10] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> vintus
[22:10] <+Mixoux> vintus
[22:10] <@Vintus[ria]> I love you guys
[22:10] <+WPPWAH> vintus
[22:10] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> vintus
[22:10] <+Mixoux> vintus
[22:10] <+WPPWAH> vintus
[22:10] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> vintus
[22:10] <+Mixoux> vintus
[22:10] <+WPPWAH> vintus
[22:10] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> vintus
[22:10] <+Mixoux> vintus
[22:10] <+WPPWAH> vintus
[22:10] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> vintus
[22:10] <+Mixoux> vintus
[22:10] <+WPPWAH> vintus
[22:10] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> vintus
[22:10] <+Mixoux> vintus
[22:10] <+WPPWAH> vintus
[22:10] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> vintus
[22:10] <+Mixoux> vintus
[22:10] <+WPPWAH> vintus
[22:10] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> vintus
[22:10] <+Mixoux> vintus
[22:10] <+WPPWAH> vintus
[22:10] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> vintus
[22:10] <+Amoshi[GOD]> Vintus
[22:10] <+Amoshi[GOD]> Vintus
[22:10] <+Amoshi[GOD]> Vintus
[22:10] <+Amoshi[GOD]> Vintus
[22:10] <+Amoshi[GOD]> Vintus
[22:10] <+Amoshi[GOD]> Vintus
[22:10] <+Amoshi[GOD]> Vintus
[22:10] <+Amoshi[GOD]> Vintus
[22:10] <+Amoshi[GOD]> Vintus
[22:10] <+Amoshi[GOD]> Vintus
[22:10] <+Mixoux> vintus
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Xiphosis on August 09, 2008, 11:26:00 pm
I lol'd so hard.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 10, 2008, 05:30:41 am
reminds me of a dream i had the other night where i was a woman with a 9 inch cock
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Shadow on September 18, 2008, 08:19:57 pm
gravedig
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Pterrydactyl on September 19, 2008, 12:21:23 pm
These are funny but not super-required...

What about making an Archive part of the forum?  Then, just a sub-board in each archive for stuffs like this to be read???
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 19, 2008, 05:32:44 pm
lanna and az :[
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Vintus on September 21, 2008, 08:35:59 pm
Whether or not this is still being used is irrelevant. This is an archive of glorious days, people come and gone, personalities and events you'd only see on IRC.

Blewski, I do not appreciate this being unpinned without even informing me.

Until I see a more logical reason to unpin this, that is actually given to me before it's unpinned, I'm going to keep this pinned. I am not amused.
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Lord Doom on September 22, 2008, 09:36:13 pm
VINTUS IS NOT AMUSED
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Delta1212 on September 23, 2008, 09:01:33 pm
This wasn't a conversation in #RIA, but who really cares.

Query between GB and myself right after an incident in which GB was a complete dick to FFC:

<Golden_Boy> Did you want to talk to me?
<Delta1212[RIA]> Hey
<Delta1212[RIA]> I'm not sure I'd have phrased it exactly like that, but I suppose that's what it boils down to
<Golden_Boy> Well that was the message passed on by Element
<Delta1212[RIA]> Yes
<Delta1212[RIA]> I'll be straight with you
<Delta1212[RIA]> Remember the FFC incident?
<Golden_Boy> Yes of course I do
<Delta1212[RIA]> Personally, I think it was a bit silly on the part of *both* sides not to have all relevant facts straight before initial talks began, but whatever. People make mistakes, it happens. I won't blame you for wanting to take another look at the deal if it was based on wrong info.
<Golden_Boy> Ok... I suspect theres more...?
<Delta1212[RIA]> Let's just say that I was not particularly amused by the way you went about handling it.
<Golden_Boy> My goal was not to amuse you
<Delta1212[RIA]> I'm not telling you it's your job to put on face paint and wear floppy shoes for the enjoyment of the crowd here. That said, strong arming people is a very stupid idea, particularly when it's not your own strength you are using.
<Delta1212[RIA]> A little politeness wouldn't kill you
<Golden_Boy> I would like to know whos strength I was using and how you know all about me and my actions
<Delta1212[RIA]> I'm not going to play games with me and I'd prefer it if you returned the favor... Unless you're going to tell me you'd have been jumping at the chance to threaten FFC with war if you didn't have MHA backing you up.
<Delta1212[RIA]> As far as what I know, I've read the logs of that convo and I can count past one.
<Golden_Boy> Regardless of MHA backing us or not, we would have gone to war. The fact that MHA and ELement backed us merely proved we were right. You read what logs? All of them? Doubt it. And im not sure what you being able to count means to this conversation
<Delta1212[RIA]> Being right or wrong isn't the point, it's how you handle yourself regardless of which you are
<Golden_Boy> And how did I handle myself poorly?
<Delta1212[RIA]> You threatened them with a war that would have been backed by Continuum. Effectively, you told them to bow to your demands or you'd end their existance, and then made them apologize for it.
<Delta1212[RIA]> I go out of my way to be nice even to people that have crossed me far worse than they did to you. Believe it or not, I'm actually trying to do something nice for you.
<Delta1212[RIA]> I do not go and rant at people because they annoy me. If I didn't want to help you, I would not be haing this conversation.
<Delta1212[RIA]> There is a good reason why I am nice to people.
<Delta1212[RIA]> Take Terry Howard, as a perfect example.
<Delta1212[RIA]> Not saying you're like Terry Howard, mind, that would be really dickish of me, but he's a good case to look at.
<Delta1212[RIA]> He resulted to threatening alliances that were smaller than him whenever they did not conform to his will. It always worked for him, too, because he was bigger and had more friends. The problem is, he did it a lot. Eventually, one of the people that he had threatened got ahold of information that could be disasterous to him. Of ourse, they went and released it and he got destroyed.
<Delta1212[RIA]> In all likelihood, nothing will happen with FFC, we'll all move on and forget about it. No biggie
<Delta1212[RIA]> I'm just saying, try being more diplomatic *even if* the other side is being asses.
<Golden_Boy> Im sorry but I dont agree. tC and I had absolutely no conversations about them joining this war. I did not even ask MHA to pressure them. That was on their own accord. They were expected to bow to my demands because thats what the side that everyone agrees is wrong does. Then they apologized for drawing it out and blantantly disrepecting me and my alliance. I was nice for a nearly a whole week while I waited for t
<Delta1212[RIA]> You cut off at 'I was nice for a nearly a whole week while I waited for t'
<Golden_Boy> I was nice for a nearly a whole week while I waited for this to unfold. I was nice not attacking them, because a had 3 solid CBs. When push comes to shove, the pressuring of them was nice because it ultimately stopped the war.
<Golden_Boy> The fact that you are comparing me to Terry is a compliment. He messed up yes, but is still one of the better guys to play the game.
<Golden_Boy> I am quite aware of Terry and his actions. I knew him well
<Golden_Boy> FFC=/= A terry move at all. Your connection is weak at best
<Delta1212[RIA]> First, you had Continuum backing whether you know it or not. Second, again, I have dealt with *much* worse than this, in situations that lasted *much* longer than a weak without losing my cool in talks.
<Delta1212[RIA]> It is always better to have been the unquestioned nice guy even in the face of asshattery
<Delta1212[RIA]> You win friends that way
<Delta1212[RIA]> All threats do is foster resentment. Yes, you get your way faster most of the time, but it' trading instant gratification (and yes, I consider a week instant) for longer term possibilities
<Delta1212[RIA]> Can we continue this later? I am honestly interested in your side of this, but I already should have left for dinner about 10 minutes ago.
<Golden_Boy> I knew tC was there. Was not my choice tho, therefore cant be used against me. Well congrats to you then. I dont believe I lost my cool. In fact, along with MHA, I think I handled it perfectly. I got what tR wanted/deserved. I was not aiming to make friends out of FFC or RIA. If I was you would know it.
<Golden_Boy> I was nice for a nearly a whole week while I waited for this to unfold. I was nice not attacking them, because a had 3 solid CBs. When push comes to shove, the pressuring of them was nice because it ultimately stopped the war.
<Golden_Boy> Sure
<Delta1212[RIA]> (bo_o)b
<Delta1212[RIA]> That's thumbs up, not boob, by the way
<Golden_Boy> Ahh i see
<Delta1212[RIA]> You still 'round?
<Golden_Boy> Yes
<Delta1212[RIA]> Ah, good
<Delta1212[RIA]> Look, I'm not going to tell you that your job should be to please everyone in the world. Frankly, that's stupid and just isn't feasible.
<Golden_Boy> Of course it isnt
<Delta1212[RIA]> The fact is, quite a number of people weren't impressed with how you did things. If you're fine with that, it's your prerogative. Frankly, how you act after this convo doesn't concern me all that much. I'm not going to go out of my to stick myself in your business, and, in all likelihood, we won't really run into each other much if ever.
<Golden_Boy> Quite a number of people? I find that both surprising, and in significant if none of those people can come to me to talk to me about it.
<Delta1212[RIA]> There are degrees of dislike. Really, no one is pissed off enough to want to do anything to you, and you aren't really that big a concern in the grand scheme of things (honestly, no offense. Most of us aren't)
<Delta1212[RIA]> This isn't a conversation I'm having because I want to yell at you over it.
<Delta1212[RIA]> I tend to stick to a guideline of upsetting as few people as I can help.
<Delta1212[RIA]> But I also have a a bit too much sentimentality/empathy for my own good sometimes.
<Golden_Boy> Well personally if these "people" that were upset dont talk to me about it then I cant do anything about it therefore im not going to worry about it. I handled myself exaclty how I wanted to and I would do everything the same again. The end outcome is also what I wanted.
<Delta1212[RIA]> I'm not saying you should worry about it.
<Delta1212[RIA]> From my perspective, I see you heading down a bad path. Maybe I'm totally off, or maybe I'm not, but it'll still work for you. Regardless, it concerned me enough to risk pissing you off when you otherwise wouldn't have had a clue I was even annoyed.
<Delta1212[RIA]> I really am just offering up what advice I have.
<Delta1212[RIA]> Realistically, you can take it or leave it, and it won't affect me.
<Golden_Boy> At this point your advice as so far been be more like me and cool headed. At least thats pretty much all I got out of it. I am glad you indirectly came to me, although you did so with some misguided facts...
<Delta1212[RIA]> Well, then, maybe you can set me straight.
<Delta1212[RIA]> Actually, I do have a question, now that you mention that
<Delta1212[RIA]> You mentioned you had 3 different CBs earlier. What were they exactly. For all I know, I've been misled.
<Golden_Boy> Sorry phone
<Delta1212[RIA]> No problem
<Golden_Boy> Ok first was the Nuke Aid obviously
<Delta1212[RIA]> That is what started the whole situation, so that would be logical.
<Golden_Boy> Second would be thier gov blantantly lying and giving false info to not only my fellow gov, but also all those involved in talks
<Delta1212[RIA]> Ok
<Golden_Boy> 3rd is a combo of things. Not that strong and kinda included in the others but still
<Golden_Boy> Their refusal to pay reps for the Nuke aid + disrespect shown in logged convos
<Delta1212[RIA]> Any other little stuff that would be likely to fall below the radar of an outside observer?
<Golden_Boy> Forgive me. Im trying to remember as it was quite awhile ago
<Delta1212[RIA]> No, I understand. It's not exactly something that would burn itself into the memory for this long.
<Golden_Boy> other then the disrespecting in all convos no
<Golden_Boy> But that is still 3 pretty solid CBs
<Delta1212[RIA]> I don't know about 3 *solid* CBs, but all the things you listed together would probably make a pretty good one.
<Delta1212[RIA]> But then, I hold my own CBs to higher standards than most people do. I'm a goody two shoes like that.
<Golden_Boy> Well of course they all would be put together. But they weren't, which is why I say I was being nice and very generous
<Delta1212[RIA]> I will admit, continued disrespect in diplomatic talks is pretty bad.
<Delta1212[RIA]> I've been on the receiving end of that. It's very frustrating
<Golden_Boy> Indeed. So if you saw it as me "losing my cool" it was probably me wanting to end it before they made me more mad
<Golden_Boy> I didnt want war just as much as you didnt
<Delta1212[RIA]> I would point out that the public apology was probably not the best idea. Unless that is the end goal of a particular talk, thrwoing those in is rarely helpful, an brings little actual gain on your part.
<Golden_Boy> Now to be honest, the public apology was not high on my list for awhile.
<Golden_Boy> MHA did ask for that one.
<Golden_Boy> But I didnt
<Delta1212[RIA]> Ah
<Golden_Boy> Until they really got on my nerves
<Golden_Boy> When they denied to pay, and I knew they had to pay, and deserved to pay, something had to be added for their delay
<Delta1212[RIA]> I've seen more interesting things that tC players have shown interest in that went without public announcement, actually.
<Golden_Boy> Well with them and the denial, i believe it was necessary. Only because they made it so
<Delta1212[RIA]> I can understand the frustration of prolonged talks as well (try dragging out a diplomatic incident over two months and then get back to me)
<Delta1212[RIA]> Even with that, I don't find public apologies to be very helpful other than when an apology is the main goal.
<Delta1212[RIA]> But that may just be a personal preference.
<Golden_Boy> I have had a diplomatic incident drag out for that long. See: Raydin + Casshern
<Golden_Boy> And yes I would say personal preference
<Delta1212[RIA]> Heh
<Delta1212[RIA]> Perhaps, I tend to focus on mending whatever relations I can at the end of an incident. I consider it prudent to be on the good side of even people who were dicks to me.
<Delta1212[RIA]> Ironically, my now best friend in CN started off as one of those people.
<Golden_Boy> Well sometimes I do try that and it works. But sometimes its also best to remember what they did that pissed you off and keep that in mind always
<Golden_Boy> Because it might happen again
<Golden_Boy> See: Ray and Cass again
<Delta1212[RIA]> Well, I didn't say it was smart to forgive and forget, but whether you like them or not doesn't really have to relate to whether they like you.
<Golden_Boy> Well it may not. But in this case i dont think we like each other
<Delta1212[RIA]> hehe
<Delta1212[RIA]> What exactly did they do to you?
<Golden_Boy> Cass and Ray?
<Delta1212[RIA]> Yeah
<Golden_Boy> Almost got all of tR destroyed
<Delta1212[RIA]> Damn
<Delta1212[RIA]> How?
<Golden_Boy> Many reasons
<Delta1212[RIA]> Oh, those types.
<Golden_Boy> Yea. If I can find my post ill link you
<Delta1212[RIA]> Thanks
<Golden_Boy> http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=19099 (http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=19099)
<Delta1212[RIA]> Ooooh, I think I remember that now
<Golden_Boy> Yea...rough times for us
<Golden_Boy> For me
<Delta1212[RIA]> It happens
<Golden_Boy> It does indeed
<Delta1212[RIA]> It's unfortunate people like that exist.
<Delta1212[RIA]> They can get their whole alliance in trouble over their own stupidity.
<Golden_Boy> Indeed
<Golden_Boy> But I am glad I was able to save us
<Golden_Boy> BB
<Golden_Boy> Dinner time sorry
<Delta1212[RIA]> Go ahead
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Shamedmonkey on September 30, 2008, 01:22:29 pm
In #cupcakery, Delta's private channel that you probably don't have access to.

Quote
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Is Srqt talking about himself in the third person?
<Shamedmonkey> no
<Shamedmonkey> That's the Future Mrs SrG
<@Big_Z[GOD]> :O
<Shamedmonkey> SrGt*
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Srqt has a life outside of CN? BLASPHEMY!
<Shamedmonkey> yes I know
<Shamedmonkey> I think he paid a hooker to get on the radio
* Shamedmonkey runs
<@Big_Z[GOD]> :O
<Shamedmonkey> huh
<Shamedmonkey> I'm surprised I haven't been lynched yet
<@Away_Srqt> thanks guys really.
<@Away_Srqt> i feel the love .
<@Away_Srqt> i do exist, those pictures weren't photo shopped or anything i assure you
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Wait, we shouldn't jump to such conclusions so quickly Shamed
<@Big_Z[GOD]> It might just be MPD
<Shamedmonkey> true
<@Away_Srqt> FUCK YOU ALLL
<@Away_Srqt> in the ass
<@Away_Srqt> hard
<Shamedmonkey> So SrGt is marrying himself?
* Shamedmonkey dodges
<@Away_Srqt> multiple times
<@Big_Z[GOD]> No need to tell us what you do during your free time man
<@Big_Z[GOD]> TMI
<@Away_Srqt> no blaspheming my wedding
<Shamedmonkey> I agree with Z
<Shamedmonkey> Is that even a word?
<@Away_Srqt> hey its still the future mrs watch your mouth
<@Away_Srqt> and yes its a word, im a language nazi remember?
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Note how quickly the personality shifts
<Shamedmonkey> I feel a kickban coming on from SrGt
<@Away_Srqt> you should be able to tell its not MPD by the fact that she can type
<@Away_Srqt> also
<@Away_Srqt> Hi shamed
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Not really
* Shadow[RIA] (theshadowd@coldfront-FAEB0020.buckeyecom.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
* You were kicked by Away_Srqt (since you asked « Ë×Çü®§îöñ »)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #Cupcakery
* Rejoined channel #Cupcakery
* Topic is 'Realm of the Psychic Cupcake Overlord | Birthplace of the Royal Inverted Arithmetical Operation | No one hops like Gaston | lol Shamed | Doitzel: He's better than you | Dilber: Resident blind seer | Archon: Just when you thought the shadows were safe | Radio: http://216.155.131.180:8136/listen.pls' (http://216.155.131.180:8136/listen.pls')
* Set by Delta1212[RIA] on Sat Sep 27 03:36:13
<@Big_Z[GOD]> There's no research indicating that a multiple personality can't type
<@Away_Srqt> true, sybil could draw with purple crayons
<Shamedmonkey> I have not seen that movie.
<@Away_Srqt> he says he hates you all by the way
<@Away_Srqt> i didnt either i just read the book
<@Big_Z[GOD]> [18:33]   <Away_Srqt>   he says he hates you all by the way  <-- Oshi- Hoo will be pissed. That's not what he told Hoo last night :O
<@Away_Srqt> I tell Hoo whatever he pays me to say
<@Away_Srqt> he knows when I am off duty I am free to speak my mind
<Shamedmonkey> Hoo told me SrGt swallows for him
<Shamedmonkey> :O
* You were kicked by Away_Srqt (swallow this « Ë×Çü®§îöñ »)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #Cupcakery
* Rejoined channel #Cupcakery
* Topic is 'Realm of the Psychic Cupcake Overlord | Birthplace of the Royal Inverted Arithmetical Operation | No one hops like Gaston | lol Shamed | Doitzel: He's better than you | Dilber: Resident blind seer | Archon: Just when you thought the shadows were safe | Radio: http://216.155.131.180:8136/listen.pls' (http://216.155.131.180:8136/listen.pls')
* Set by Delta1212[RIA] on Sat Sep 27 03:36:13
<Shamedmonkey> no
<Shamedmonkey> I refuse
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Is that an admission that you spend your off nights with Hoo?
<@Away_Srqt> I didnt know it was a secret
<Shamedmonkey> This channel just took a turn for the homoerotic, even with that hooker reading what we say
* Shamedmonkey runs away
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Shamedmonkey: It was always homoerotic. Srqt was in the channel, even if the tag is away :P
<@Away_Srqt> >_>
<@Away_Srqt> <_<
<Shamedmonkey> SrGt is a compulsive liar too, since he tag lies so often
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> [16:37] <@Away_Srqt> he says he hates you all by the way <--- nonsense ...
<Shamedmonkey> Hoo, is it true? Does SrGt swallow for you?
* Retrieving #Cupcakery modes...
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> Only on Tuesdays
<Shamedmonkey> Why Tuesdays?
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> I dunno ... ask him
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> :D
<Shamedmonkey> SrGt, why Tuesdays?
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> lol
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Probably the only day of the week Hoo is available. He WAS voted the best leader of all sanctioned alliances ya know.
<@Big_Z[GOD]> So obviously his schedule of lackeys is filled other days
<Shamedmonkey> Wow, SrGt is a whore
<@Away_Srqt> tuesdays anger me
<@Big_Z[GOD]> What does swallowing have to do with anger? O_o
<Shamedmonkey> So you take your anger out on Hoo's cock?
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> [16:42] <@Big_Z[GOD]> Probably the only day of the week Hoo is available. He WAS voted the best leader of all sanctioned alliances ya know. <-- you guys are never going to let that go, are you? ... D:
<@Big_Z[GOD]> more fun to mock you about it
<@Big_Z[GOD]> I'll let it go when I get better ammunition
* Shadow[RIA] (theshadowd@coldfront-FAEB0020.buckeyecom.net) has joined #Cupcakery
* @VanHooIII[RoK] is goingto bash Z on AirMe's show next week
<@Away_Srqt> you know once I have my show and you ae a guest I am introducing you as "VanHoo the greatest alliance leader in CN"
* Shamedmonkey thinks Shadow missed the epicness of SrGt's hooker
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> Fuck that, SrGt!
<@Away_Srqt> and if you dont come on I will call you that 10 times as much on the air
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> hahahaa
<Shadow[RIA]> i don't think i missed much in the 30 seconds between me getting disconnected and re-connecting. >_>
<@Away_Srqt> he
<Shamedmonkey> Yes, you did actually
<@Away_Srqt> * he's lying, cuz he knows he can't get a show without me
<@Away_Srqt> hehe
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Shhh, stop giving SrGt ideas Hoo. Do you really want to know if SrGt really is doing that to some poor inanimate object right now?
<Shadow[RIA]> ok maybe i did
<Shamedmonkey> Also, Hoo.
<Shamedmonkey> I demand a shout out when you're on AirMe's show
<@Away_Srqt> from who .. me?
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> Get in line
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> :P
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Also, Hoo, do let us know when you're on air. I'll actually take time to listen in
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> Thursday after next
<@Big_Z[GOD]> So the 9th?
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> Yeah
<Shamedmonkey> Cupcakery has exclusive rights to shoutouts, Hoo
<Shamedmonkey> >_>
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Hmm, terrible timing but doable I guess
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> lol Shamedmonkey
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Probably a good thing it's not on Tuesday either
<@Away_Srqt> why is your name shamedmonkey?
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> I'll give a blanket shoutout then
<@Away_Srqt> it intrigues me
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Cool, I'll make a note in my blackberry to piss you off on the 8th
<Shamedmonkey> I named my friend's profile that on Halo 2 to annoy him, the I adopted the name
<@Away_Srqt> gotchaaaaa
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> lol Z
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Shouldn't be too hard ;)
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Have a lot of
 topics I can hit on
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> I'm the only guest that time, I'm sure AirMe plans on it getting a little out of hand ... :P
<@Away_Srqt> its just funny cuz it has monkey in it. my dorm room has a famous mokey, but it's name is mokeycat
<@Away_Srqt> *monkeycat
<@Away_Srqt> it's pretty amazing
<@Big_Z[GOD]> I'll find someone to give you 50 tech if you say on air what you were thinking about saying yesterday in hoj
<Shamedmonkey> lolwut
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Don't try to understand shame donkey, it's in inside joke thingy
<@Away_Srqt> .... brains dead?
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Hoo knows what I'm talking about
<@Away_Srqt> aha
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> lol
<Shamedmonkey> See, this is why Delta needs to put more people from my side in this channel.
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Also, I noticed you finally dropped your charade Srqt. I'm pleased to see the progress you've made under our collective guidance.
<Shamedmonkey> So I can have inside jokes with them
<@Big_Z[GOD]> So, that's 500 dollars you owe us.
<@Away_Srqt> it's still me
<Shamedmonkey> Nah, you're forgetting the fee for having to do it over the internet, Z
* Away_Srqt is now known as Mrs_Srqt
<Shamedmonkey> That's another $300.
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Yeah but we haven't done it for the full hour yet
<Shamedmonkey> Each.
<@Mrs_Srqt> yayyyy
<@Mrs_Srqt> i have my own name
* Mrs_Srqt is now known as King_Srqt
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Hmm, another step backward into his fantasy world
<Shamedmonkey> This is more serious than we though.
* King_Srqt is now known as Mrs_Srqt
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Seems like a retreat from reality.
<Shamedmonkey> Maybe we should try shock therapy?
<Shadow[RIA]> =o!
<@Mrs_Srqt> fuck you
<@Mrs_Srqt> now it's strictly the mrs
<Shamedmonkey> XD
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Escapism isn't healthy Srqt
<@Mrs_Srqt> so watch it , ill fuck you up
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Note how aggressive Srqt gets when he has the "Mrs" tag on
<@Mrs_Srqt> so not only do i own the radio, i own the chat room AND i even have a nation on CN
<@Big_Z[GOD]> It obviously raises a large red flag
<Shamedmonkey> Must be PMSing
<@Mrs_Srqt> i dont pms .
<@Mrs_Srqt> im special like that, half the reason why he loves me so much
<Shamedmonkey> What, were you spayed?
<@Mrs_Srqt> yes. that's exactly it, i'm a bitch.
<@Mrs_Srqt> in reality, obviously not fuckheads, i want kids ya know
<Shamedmonkey> Shit. I think we're all fucked if SrGt passes on his genes.
<@Mrs_Srqt> let's just hope they never talk to any of you =P
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Shamedmonkey: Luckily, that won't happen. Srqt is a famed CN player.
<@Big_Z[GOD]> The paradoxical nature of fame in CN and having a real life has been established in multiple cases
<@Mrs_Srqt> he already has two kids ya know
<Shamedmonkey> It's a good thing I'm not famous on Planet Bob then.
<Shamedmonkey> This lie keeps on getting bigger and bigger.
<@Mrs_Srqt> is that why EVERYONE asked constantly if he was really engaged, jeez i don't get the internet realm
<@Big_Z[GOD]> So you're saying that Srqt has been experiencing hallucinations and delusions even before our conversation today? A most disturbing prognosis.
* Mrs_Srqt is now known as King_srqt
<Shamedmonkey> This man needs serious help. I think we should set up sessions every week, Z.
 <@King_srqt> would you like to hear the Fiancee and children on the radio?
<@King_srqt> i can arrange that
<@King_srqt> fucker :P
* You were kicked by King_srqt (I just really like doing this « Ë×Çü®§îöñ »)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #Cupcakery
* Rejoined channel #Cupcakery
* Topic is 'Realm of the Psychic Cupcake Overlord | Birthplace of the Royal Inverted Arithmetical Operation | No one hops like Gaston | lol Shamed | Doitzel: He's better than you | Dilber: Resident blind seer | Archon: Just when you thought the shadows were safe | Radio: http://216.155.131.180:8136/listen.pls' (http://216.155.131.180:8136/listen.pls')
* Set by Delta1212[RIA] on Sat Sep 27 03:36:13
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Now, as treatment, I'd recommend Srqt spend 24 hours in solitary confinement with Herooftime55
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> Oh jeez
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> That's fucking cruel
<@King_srqt> oh now you are trying to get me in jail for murder
<@Big_Z[GOD]> That should help him snap out of it
<Shamedmonkey> Nah, we'd tie you down.
<@King_srqt> I would kill him with my teeth
<Shamedmonkey> And gag you.
<@Big_Z[GOD]> We'd make sure Herooftime keeps talking the entire 24 hours to be safe
<@King_srqt> id swallow the gag to get at him
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> He'd kill him with mindoxets
<@King_srqt> I would find a way
<@King_srqt> that fucker would not make it out
<Shamedmonkey> The power to kill HeroofTime55 from 200 yards away...WITH MIND oxETS.
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> ha
<Shamedmonkey> It's a good thing SrGt doesn't have this power, Z. Otherwise we'd have to rig it so that every time SrGt tries to fire one he gets a paralyzing shock.
<Shamedmonkey> We should also cushion the walls so SrGt can't commit suicide.
* Retrieving #Cupcakery modes...
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Ok, to be fair, we'll give you a choice. 168 hours in solitary confinement with Misr or 24 hours with Herooftime55. Sounds like a fair bargain.
<@King_srqt> :((
<Jangel-GOD> XD
<Shamedmonkey> What about the option of both of them with Bilrow for 3 hours, Z?
* VanHooIII[RoK] is now known as Hoo[AWAY]
<Shamedmonkey> And I'll throw in Norman for free, SrGt.
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Hmm, that's indeed a risky third option. But it just might be highly effective.
<@King_srqt> oh god
<@King_srqt> he would try and give me an excercism or some shit
<@King_srqt> hahah NO you have to but ME
<@King_srqt> as in the mrs
<Shamedmonkey> Hush, SrGt. Let the Doctors talk.
<@King_srqt> as in you have NO idea what would go on if you put him and i in a room together
<@King_srqt> before Srqt i dated a born again . aka an uber christian conservative.
* Doitzel (marc@9E2311A8.EEE8915A.99279231.IP) has joined #Cupcakery
<Shamedmonkey> Doitzel, we're working on theraputic treatments for SrGt.
<Shamedmonkey> So far we have three options.
<Doitzel> what?
<Shamedmonkey> 168 hours in solitary confinement with Misr, 24 hours with Herooftime55, or 3 hours with Herooftime, Misr, and Bilrow.
<Shamedmonkey> What do you think?
<@King_srqt> I think I need to kill you
<@King_srqt> >_>
<Shamedmonkey> I was asking Doitzel, not you, SrGt.
<Shamedmonkey> If you keep talking I'll have Nurse Hoo sedate you.
* King_srqt sets mode: +b *!*@coldfront-128BA4C1.hsd1.md.comcast.net
* You were kicked by King_srqt (no you cant come back for a minute (1 Min Ban ) « Ë×Çü®§îöñ »)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #Cupcakery
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* Now talking in #Cupcakery
* Topic is 'Realm of the Psychic Cupcake Overlord | Birthplace of the Royal Inverted Arithmetical Operation | No one hops like Gaston | lol Shamed | Doitzel: He's better than you | Dilber: Resident blind seer | Archon: Just when you thought the shadows were safe | Radio: http://216.155.131.180:8136/listen.pls' (http://216.155.131.180:8136/listen.pls')
* Set by Delta1212[RIA] on Sat Sep 27 03:36:13
<Shamedmonkey> Nurse Hoo!
<@King_srqt> lol
<Shamedmonkey> (In all fairness I was surprised you managed that long before kbing me.)
<@Big_Z[GOD]> I think in light of this insubordination, we should up all therapy treatment periods by 48 hours apiece
<@King_srqt> lol thats because she had the comp
<Shamedmonkey> Agreed, Z.
<Shamedmonkey> Might need to bring in a 4th person as well.
<Shamedmonkey> Any suggestions
<Shamedmonkey> ?
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Holy shit, Wisconsin lost to Michigan?
<@Big_Z[GOD]> \o/
<@King_srqt> hmm la dame de coeurs perhaps?
<@King_srqt> lol that's her ruler name
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Wake Forest lost, USC lost, Wisconsin lost, Florida lost, Clemson lost, East Carolina lost...
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Wow
<Shamedmonkey> It appears we've had a regression, Z. He's thinking of his other personality as a different person now.
<Doitzel> did UCF lose?
<Shamedmonkey> Also, fuck yes Clemson lost, that means Maryland won
<Doitzel> I bet we did
<@King_srqt> i hate you...
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Nah, the game is still playing
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Just started
<Shamedmonkey> In light of Nurse Hoo's incompetency, I'm appointing Doitzel as SrGt's new nurse
<Doitzel> if the game started then we lost
<@King_srqt> Well at least Doitzel has a sexy voice
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<Doitzel> that I do
<Shamedmonkey> Clearly, SrGt likes having Doitzel as a Nurse. This means we need a different one.
<@Big_Z[GOD]> I vote we make Herooftime55 his nurse
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Or at least threaten to make Herooftime55 his nurse
<Shamedmonkey> Hmm..I agree. I think we should also have Herooftime55 become his caretaker after he's finished with treatment.
<Doitzel> why do I not have ops in here yet
<Doitzel> fucking cupcake
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<Doitzel> i give and i give and i give and what do i get?!
<Doitzel> nothin'!
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<Shamedmonkey> Nurse Doitzel, please. We can't show any weakness in front of the patient.
<Shamedmonkey> <_<
<Shamedmonkey> OK, fine, I'll stop now.
<Shamedmonkey> I'm saving these logs however, and possibly posting them on the RIA boards
<@King_srqt> Shamedmonkey you are just jealous because you want to have sex with my fiancee
<@King_srqt> and its ok
<@King_srqt> I understand
<Shamedmonkey> Ah, dammit, It appears he's back to believing he has a fiancee again. Z, it appears the treatment was ineffective.
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<@King_srqt> shhhh
<@King_srqt> you be quiet now
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<Shamedmonkey> Recommending long term treatment involving Herooftime55, Misr, Bilrow, and Norman 24/7 for the next 10 years.
#Cupcakery You are banned (#Cupcakery)
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<Shamedmonkey> Recommending long term treatment involving Herooftime55, Misr, Bilrow, and Norman 24/7 for the next 10 years.
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<Shamedmonkey> Patient is feeling a little touchy right now.
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<@King_srqt> Kick wars are fun
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<Doitzel> much to learn, you still have
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<Shamedmonkey> What do you recommend for treatment then, Doitzel?
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<@King_srqt> alrigth well I have to get th ekids to bed
<@King_srqt> I will be back
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<Doitzel> squirt has childreN/
<Doitzel> n?
<Doitzel> they let you reproduce?
<Shamedmonkey> I got scared as well, Doitzel
<@Away_Srqt> thanks Doitzel
<@Away_Srqt> :(
<Doitzel> and not only that, it was /plural/
<Doitzel> they let you reproduce repeatedly
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 01, 2008, 06:51:15 pm
oh shit that's long
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: sycoforbidden on December 27, 2009, 08:03:25 pm
* im317 exhales
* sycoforbidden[RIA] inhales
<gangs20003[RIA]> whenever a tab turns red, it means new messages
<sycoforbidden[RIA]> right´
<Ogaden> http://rialliance.net/index.php?showtopic=37425 (http://rialliance.net/index.php?showtopic=37425)
* gangs20003[RIA] kicks sycoforbidden in the nuts
<gangs20003[RIA]> you inhaled
<Crazyman93> Oay, How do I do actions?
<Crazyman93> Astriks?
<gangs20003[RIA]> i just wanted to knock the air outta you
* sycoforbidden[RIA] says "oh, that hurts
<gangs20003[RIA]> wow, circular convos ftw
<gangs20003[RIA]> type
<gangs20003[RIA]> ./me
<sycoforbidden[RIA]> ./me text you want
<gangs20003[RIA]> without the dot
<Crazyman93> That should have been obvious, I know of another chat that uses it.
<gangs20003[RIA]> well give it a go
* Crazyman93 punched sycoforbidden in the face
<gangs20003[RIA]> yay
* sycoforbidden[RIA] punched him back
* Crazyman93 hit him with a hammer
* im317 points out that its key to make sure you talk in the 3rd person when using the /me command or you look stupid
* ViceMan[RIA] tries this thing out.
* triviuum[AWAY] says this is fucking annoying already
* sycoforbidden[RIA] hits him with a bigger hammer
* Crazyman93 hit syco with gods hammer
* im317 like you need to say who him is
* ViceMan[RIA] is horrified by the violence.
<im317> damn it
<im317> i messed up
* im317 says like you need to say who him is
* Crazyman93 threw ViceMan into Liberty City
<im317> oh admin, what have we done
Title: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: sycoforbidden on December 29, 2009, 07:06:56 pm
A LONG TALK ABOUT GASTRONOMY

<sycoforbidden> Black pudding or less often blood pudding is a sausage made by cooking blood with a filler until it is thick enough to congeal when cooled. The term blood sausage (first attested in 1868) is a North American term that may be a translation from German "Blutwurst". Blood sausage has become a useful term for similar blood-based solid foods around the world.  
<tlamn[RIA]> mmmmm
<tlamn[RIA]> BLUT WURST
<sycoforbidden> it is really good
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<sycoforbidden> Black pudding or less often blood pudding is a sausage made by cooking blood with a filler until it is thick enough to congeal when cooled. The term blood sausage (first attested in 1868) is a North American term that may be a translation from German "Blutwurst". Blood sausage has become a useful term for similar blood-based solid foods around the world.  
<sycoforbidden> here in portugal we use pigs blood
<tlamn[RIA]> yuk.
<tlamn[RIA]> i mean
<sycoforbidden> i tell you
<tlamn[RIA]> yuk.
<sycoforbidden> it's marvelous
<tlamn[RIA]> i mean
<tlamn[RIA]> yum.
<sycoforbidden> it's the best thing you can buy in supermarkets
<tlamn[RIA]> youre kidding me
<sycoforbidden> my grandmother makes them herself
<tlamn[RIA]> I will never visit Portugal
<sycoforbidden> with 4 people grabbing the big while he screams
<tlamn[RIA]> When I go to a supermarket I expect to buy cheeseburgers
<tlamn[RIA]> or at least ice cream
<sycoforbidden> they're not in supermarkets
<tlamn[RIA]> yeah
<sycoforbidden> they're in the butcher's
<tlamn[RIA]> not in portugal.
<sycoforbidden> black pudding
<sycoforbidden> yummy
<tlamn[RIA]> where do you buy cheeseburgers?
<sycoforbidden> at mcdonald's
<tlamn[RIA]> no i mean the fresh ones
<sycoforbidden> not in supermarkets
<sycoforbidden> at the butchers
<tlamn[RIA]> ok then htats how we do it too
<sycoforbidden> wait, cheeseburgers?
<sycoforbidden> we dont have those
<tlamn[RIA]> yes cheeseburgers but FRESH
<tlamn[RIA]> LOL sucks to be you
<sycoforbidden> we have meat burgers
<sycoforbidden> made at the butchers
<tlamn[RIA]> ok we have those too
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<tlamn[RIA]> uh no my Mom makes those
<tlamn[RIA]> fresh
<tlamn[RIA]> hamburger + bread crumbs + eggs + pepper
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<C-zom> Hey guys.
<tlamn[RIA]> squish it up and put it on th grill
<tlamn[RIA]> CZOM!
<sycoforbidden> http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ficheiro:Ench...ortugueses2.jpg (http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ficheiro:Enchidos_portugueses2.jpg)
<sycoforbidden> enchidos portugueses
<C-zom> Yes tlamn[RIA]?
<tlamn[RIA]> again with the links
<sycoforbidden> portuguese sausages
<sycoforbidden> what you see on the right are puddings
<tlamn[RIA]> ok that looks very good but theyre not cheeseburgers
<sycoforbidden> in down right corner there's puddings
<tlamn[RIA]> jus sayin hi
<tlamn[RIA]> i know what a pudding is
<tlamn[RIA]> in our supermarkets theyre made of chotonicte
<tlamn[RIA]> not
<tlamn[RIA]> BLOOD
<tlamn[RIA]> where do you go for normalpudding is that at McD's too?
<tlamn[RIA]> our McD's dont have pudding
<sycoforbidden> oh, and that picture was taken from a supermarket
<tlamn[RIA]> blood or otherwise
<sycoforbidden> this is how it turns up after being cooked
<sycoforbidden> http://iamawholehumanbeing.files.wordpress...gdm_228x304.jpg (http://iamawholehumanbeing.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/blackpuddingdm_228x304.jpg)
<tlamn[RIA]> again with the oinks
<tlamn[RIA]> *links
<sycoforbidden> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-zeAb4RSi_M/Rmr8...a-Matilde-5.jpg (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-zeAb4RSi_M/Rmr8m6aUF4I/AAAAAAAAAC8/Ol8Nn4KB5sM/s400/Tia-Matilde-5.jpg)
<tlamn[RIA]> do you have normal food in portugal?
<sycoforbidden> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UoHsqFEgjQo/SsWy...la_assada_2.jpg (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UoHsqFEgjQo/SsWyX4BdZGI/AAAAAAAAE-Y/Ot1C7ExEhwQ/s400/Morcela_assada_2.jpg)
<sycoforbidden> yes
<tlamn[RIA]> like wat
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<sycoforbidden> http://botequeiros.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/3.jpg (http://botequeiros.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/3.jpg)
<sycoforbidden> that
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<tlamn[RIA]> I ilke enchidos do you have that?
<tlamn[RIA]> no PLEASE without the links
<tlamn[RIA]> yuk
<sycoforbidden> http://cliqueagosto.tonic.com.br/UserFiles/I...ao-G-100707.jpg (http://cliqueagosto.tonic.com.br/UserFiles/Image/feijao-G-100707.jpg)
<tlamn[RIA]> plz no more blood
<sycoforbidden> we have all kinds of enchidos
<sycoforbidden> that's not blood
<sycoforbidden> that's feijoada à portuguesa
<tlamn[RIA]> whats a fejoda?
<tlamn[RIA]> feijoda is it like a pudding or a cheeseburger? you know, somethig normal
<sycoforbidden> it's a kind of food where you eat beans
<sycoforbidden> and meat
<tlamn[RIA]> *SIGH*
<sycoforbidden> and vegetables
<sycoforbidden> all mixed
<tlamn[RIA]> GROSS
<sycoforbidden> to bring you a good paladar
<tlamn[RIA]> i dnt want a paladar  
<sycoforbidden> at least we don't have paella
<tlamn[RIA]> oooo chicken
<tlamn[RIA]> my FAVOURITE
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<sycoforbidden> paella isn't with chicken
<tlamn[RIA]> do you have chicekn?
<sycoforbidden> yes
<sycoforbidden> pito da guia
<tlamn[RIA]> whatsa paella is that like rice?
<sycoforbidden> a small chicken that i better than the normal one
<sycoforbidden> yes
<sycoforbidden> paella is the food with yellow rice
<tlamn[RIA]> mmmmm like chicken
<sycoforbidden> it's spanish food
<tlamn[RIA]> but theres no chicken blood right?
<sycoforbidden> no
<sycoforbidden>  
<tlamn[RIA]> because i dont lik the blood
<sycoforbidden> no chicken blood
<tlamn[RIA]> ok
<tlamn[RIA]> ok thts good
<sycoforbidden> and we also have frango à paneleiro
<sycoforbidden> but you don't want to know what that means
<tlamn[RIA]> i guess i dont
<sycoforbidden> 0_o
<sycoforbidden> but i'll tell you anyway
<tlamn[RIA]> m guessing frango means blood
<sycoforbidden> no
<sycoforbidden> frango means chicken
<tlamn[RIA]> ok
<tlamn[RIA]> frango in a panilero
<sycoforbidden> it all means gay chicken
<tlamn[RIA]> how bad can that be?
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<tlamn[RIA]> oh
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<tlamn[RIA]> i dont like gay chickens
<tlamn[RIA]> chicken
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<sycoforbidden> it's a chicken that is coocked with a whole lemon in his butt
<C-zom> sexy
<C-zom> agent lemon wouldn't agree though
<tlamn[RIA]> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Aaron-J> Lol
<tlamn[RIA]> ;like beer can chicken
<sycoforbidden> when you taste it, you can see the chicken's meat becomes softer
<tlamn[RIA]> except barbecueier
<sycoforbidden> then we also have bacalhau à lagareiro
<sycoforbidden> bacalhau à gomes de sá
<tlamn[RIA]> and that menas?
<sycoforbidden> bacalhau com alho
<tlamn[RIA]> is it beef?
<sycoforbidden> bacalhau is a sea kitten that comes from norweg
<tlamn[RIA]> ]so basically filet-o-sea kitten
<sycoforbidden> http://blogs.diariodepernambuco.com.br/eco...04/bacalhau.jpg (http://blogs.diariodepernambuco.com.br/economia/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bacalhau.jpg)
<tlamn[RIA]> again with the links
<tlamn[RIA]> ok lemme look
<sycoforbidden> bacalhau com natas
<sycoforbidden> bacalhau à portuguesa
<tlamn[RIA]> SALTED DRIED sea kitten
<tlamn[RIA]> oh
<tlamn[RIA]> YYUUMM
<tlamn[RIA]> my FAVOURUTE
<tlamn[RIA]> i hope i get it for my birthday
<tlamn[RIA]> TWICE
<sycoforbidden> try finding the recipe for bacalhau com natas
<tlamn[RIA]> no.
<sycoforbidden> it's my favourite
<sycoforbidden> we also have secretos de porco preto
<tlamn[RIA]> secrretions of pretorian pork
<tlamn[RIA]> how delicious
<tlamn[RIA]> syco
<tlamn[RIA]> I like you a lot
<tlamn[RIA]> but dont ever feed me
<tlamn[RIA]> plz.
<sycoforbidden> http://www.damicarnes.pt/imagens/porco.JPG (http://www.damicarnes.pt/imagens/porco.JPG)
<tlamn[RIA]> again with the links.
<sycoforbidden> there you can see what is a porco
<tlamn[RIA]> ok fine hold on
<sycoforbidden> porco preto = black pig
<tlamn[RIA]> UM
<tlamn[RIA]> ITS A DIAGRAM
<tlamn[RIA]> OF HOW TO SLICE A PIG
<sycoforbidden> yes
<tlamn[RIA]> |(
<sycoforbidden> but it also has the location of the secretos
<tlamn[RIA]> oh
<sycoforbidden> number 11
<tlamn[RIA]> wel in that case
<tlamn[RIA]> ok lemme look
<tlamn[RIA]> yup saw where it is
<sycoforbidden> number 11 and number 8 meats are the best ones
<tlamn[RIA]> still dont like pig armpit
<tlamn[RIA]> ok so
<tlamn[RIA]> armpit meat and back meat
<sycoforbidden> and porkchops
<sycoforbidden> number 2
<tlamn[RIA]> NOW we're taling  
<tlamn[RIA]> talking
<tlamn[RIA]> PORKchops are my favourite
<tlamn[RIA]> holdon
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<tlamn[RIA]> yes
<tlamn[RIA]> #2 is good
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<tlamn[RIA]> i also lke 7 and 4
<tlamn[RIA]> 7 = cotelettes i believe
<sycoforbidden> i like 7, but not 4
<tlamn[RIA]> 4 is very tonicular with bavarians
<tlamn[RIA]> "SurHax'n"
<sycoforbidden> yes
<sycoforbidden> have you tried presunto
<sycoforbidden> '
<sycoforbidden> ?
<tlamn[RIA]> what is presunto
<sycoforbidden> http://www.alquimista.net/images/presunto_barrancos2.jpg (http://www.alquimista.net/images/presunto_barrancos2.jpg)
<sycoforbidden> another url
<sycoforbidden> the back leg of the pig
<sycoforbidden> you call it ham, i think
<tlamn[RIA]> yup thats a leg of ham
<sycoforbidden> even though they're not the same thing
<tlamn[RIA]> well yours looks smoked or at least spiced or something
<sycoforbidden> it is smoked
<tlamn[RIA]> looks good
<sycoforbidden> that's the difference
<tlamn[RIA]> VERY good
<sycoforbidden> it is good
<tlamn[RIA]> now Im hungry
<tlamn[RIA]> ok
<tlamn[RIA]> i'll be back later I think
<sycoforbidden> at least where not america, where everything is genetically modified
<tlamn[RIA]> mmmmmmmmm
<sycoforbidden>  
<tlamn[RIA]> genetically modified
<tlamn[RIA]> *DROOOL*
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Pattara on April 19, 2010, 12:19:00 am
gravedig

some chatbox i found while ago, sorry for incompleteness

[21:32:18 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : the most i would do is make them replace the HD or MB
[21:32:24 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : not their whole computer >_>;
[21:32:29 05/04/10] @ ShainAsuka : lols yea
[21:32:31 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : that's just evil
[21:33:57 05/04/10] @ ShainAsuka : scary stuff though
[21:34:06 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : yeah
[21:34:25 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : if someone did that to ANY electronic of mine they'd be in my back yard... under six feet of soil
[21:34:45 05/04/10] @ ShainAsuka : I'd bet it could be done remotely
[21:35:06 05/04/10] @ ShainAsuka : and inanimously
[21:35:15 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : it's much more complicated to do it remotely
[21:35:24 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : first off you'd have to know the victims IP adress
[21:35:44 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : secondly you'd have to secretly install a remote desktop accesor on their computer and make ABSOLUTELY SURE
[21:35:48 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : that it was running at the time
[21:35:57 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : thirdly you'd have to be an expert at command prompt
[21:36:14 05/04/10] @ ShainAsuka : and such is why you HIRE people
[21:36:19 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : and finally you'd have to make sure that your IP adress would be untraceable by the company that gave you the remote desktop ancessor
[21:36:38 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : why hire people to do something like that?
[21:36:43 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : i say it's not even worth it XD
[21:36:50 05/04/10] @ ShainAsuka : either that or program one yourself to be sent packet by packet
[21:36:52 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : like why would you want to destory a person's computer?
[21:37:06 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : you just go up to it with a baseball bat XD
[21:37:09 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : then it's inoperable
[21:37:18 05/04/10] @ ShainAsuka : beeecause.... the person is uber pissed?
[21:37:58 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : again
[21:38:02 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : baseball bat is more efficient
[21:38:03 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : XD
[21:38:06 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : and less time consuming
[21:38:09 05/04/10] @ ShainAsuka : lol yea
[21:38:56 05/04/10] @ Fox-McCloud3232 : also more hilarious when the victim sees the mangled pile of scrap metal infront of them
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: ಠ_ಠ King Death II ಠ_ಠ on October 11, 2010, 12:50:08 am
this topic is apparently the most popular thread in the entire forum
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Untelligent on October 11, 2010, 10:36:25 am
It should be stickied so it doesn't fall off the front page if nobody posts in it for a year.
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: ಠ_ಠ King Death II ಠ_ಠ on October 11, 2010, 11:58:02 am
It should be stickied so it doesn't fall off the front page if nobody posts in it for a year.

done
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Bluestrike on March 25, 2011, 02:09:02 am
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Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Mia on August 01, 2011, 01:37:27 pm
Revive. :P

[13:27] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Aww, Drummer's leaving.
[13:27] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> And also ignoring me apparently.
[13:27] <%Drummer[Forte]> THe hand band director is like 40 and has this really hot asian girlkfriend...
[13:27] <%Drummer[Forte]> *head
[13:28] <%Mia[IRON]> Joe is a girl!
[13:28] <%Mia[IRON]> :(
[13:28] <%Mia[IRON]> Don't ruin my dreams.
[13:28] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> I am, I thought this was established.
[13:29] <%Thatguy101> no
[13:29] <%Thatguy101> Joe is a male who is attracted to Drummer ( the horny mexican)
[13:29] <Krasche[RIA]> Look nobody can be for sure who has what gender
[13:30] <Krasche[RIA]> so I assume everyone on here is a hermaphodite
[13:30] <%Thatguy101> stop being technical
[13:30] <%Thatguy101> :P
[13:30] <Krasche[RIA]> lol I'm not
[13:30] <JoeIzuzu|NPO> androgyny is fun
[13:31] <Krasche[RIA]> I just like the idea that when I tell someone to go fuck themselves, they have the ability to do so lol
[13:31] <%Thatguy101> big words confuse small brains!
[13:31] <%Thatguy101> stop using them
[13:31] <%Thatguy101> :P
[13:33] <%Mia[IRON]> Poor SniperJoe[GOD] can't find Mr. Right.
[13:33] <%Mia[IRON]> I know, I'll be your Mr. Right!
[13:33] * Mia[IRON] dresses in tomboy clothes.
[13:34] <%Thatguy101> hehe
[13:34] <JoeIzuzu|NPO> btw, Mia, I am a Joe and am (allegedly) a man.  I give you permission to use me as a surrogate in your dreams.
[13:34] * Thatguy101 hands Mia a plastic dick
[13:34] <JoeIzuzu|NPO> free of charge
[13:34] <%Mia[IRON]> O.o
[13:34] * Mia[IRON] runs to tell Brehon on JoeIzuzu|NPO.
[13:34] <Krasche[RIA]> lol this reminds me of a t-shirt I saw
[13:34] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Hahaha
[13:35] <JoeIzuzu|NPO> ruh ro
[13:35] <Krasche[RIA]> "I may not be mr. Right, but I'll fuck you til he shows up" ;D
[13:35] * JoeIzuzu|NPO looks for a good hiding place
[13:35] <%Mia[IRON]> I have my heart taken, I don't need a Mr. Right. :v
[13:35] <%Mia[IRON]> Now Joe does though.
[13:35] <%Mia[IRON]> Joe and Josephine.
[13:35] <%Mia[IRON]> Perfect match.
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Snowbound Milk on August 01, 2011, 03:26:56 pm
Couple things. Why would you be so mean to confuse poor DrummerMike like that? This also explains the NPO diplomat, I was scared.

I'm apparently enough of a Mr.Right that she'll go fuck someone else until she feels like settling down.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Mia on August 01, 2011, 03:50:52 pm
Drummer is mean back, you have yet to see him in #ria lately I take it. :P Also SniperJoe is female. D:
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Mia on August 01, 2011, 04:05:40 pm
Clearly RIA is full of shorties. :P

[15:57] <%Thatguy101> he is only 5.11ft
[15:57] <%Mia[IRON]> 5'11 is tall. :(
[15:57] <%Mia[IRON]> Well not for a male, I guess.
[15:57] <Snowbound_Milk[RIA]> Yo dog, I'm 5'10.5
[15:57] <Snowbound_Milk[RIA]> It's average
[15:57] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Oh, that.
[15:57] <Snowbound_Milk[RIA]> xD
[15:57] <%Thatguy101> I am 5.8ft
[15:57] <%Mia[IRON]> I am 5'8 and 1/2. D:
[15:57] * ManwithplanX[FARK] (Manwithpla@coldfront-45DF6693.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) Quit ( Quit: )
[15:57] <%Mia[IRON]> Hah!
[15:57] <%Mia[IRON]> I am taller than you.
[15:57] * Mia[IRON] dances.
[15:57] <Snowbound_Milk[RIA]> Hah!
[15:58] <%Thatguy101> yeah but I don't stop growing until I am 21
[15:58] <Snowbound_Milk[RIA]> Ace'd TG101
[15:58] <%Thatguy101> so i ages more time to grow
[15:58] <%Mia[IRON]> <_<
[15:58] <%Mia[IRON]> Don't remind me.
[15:58] <Snowbound_Milk[RIA]> You wish, I'm 19 and I ain't seeing it
[15:58] <%Mia[IRON]> XD
[15:58] <%Mia[IRON]> Males tend to sprout between 16-19 I think.
[15:58] <%Mia[IRON]> It was typically after the first year of high school, they all sprouted up.
[15:58] <%Mia[IRON]> :(
[15:59] <%Thatguy101> well I have a few more years of growing
[15:59] <%Mia[IRON]> Yeah yeah.
[15:59] <%Mia[IRON]> Or maybe you'll be shorter than me forever.
[15:59] * Mia[IRON] pats Thatguy101.
[16:00] * Thatguy101 sulks off
[16:00] <%Thatguy101> :P
[16:00] <Snowbound_Milk[RIA]> You'll be a big boy some day!
[16:00] <%Mia[IRON]> Aww he has no comeback.
[16:00] <Snowbound_Milk[RIA]> Regardless, I was just dropping by, gotta get to work
[16:00] <%Croix> l8r milk
[16:00] <%Thatguy101> yeah I bet milk is like 4.9 ft
[16:00] <%Thatguy101> :P
[16:00] <%Mia[IRON]> Have to get used to Croix's name in yellow.
[16:00] <%Mia[IRON]> D:
[16:00] <Snowbound_Milk[RIA]> Snowbound_Milk[RIA]> Yo dog, I'm 5'10.5
[16:00] <%Croix> haha
[16:00] <%Mia[IRON]> Go to work!
[16:00] <%Mia[IRON]> Shoo. :p
[16:00] <Snowbound_Milk[RIA]> I'm like, short, I'll admit
[16:01] <%Mia[IRON]> >_>
[16:01] <%Mia[IRON]> You're short for a male.
[16:01] * Liz[CSNotHere] (liz@coldfront-396CFAA8.hsd1.al.comcast.net) has joined #ria
[16:01] * ChanServ sets mode +h Liz[CSNotHere] for #ria
[16:01] * Liz[CSNotHere] (liz@coldfront-396CFAA8.hsd1.al.comcast.net) Quit ( Quit: Liz[CSNotHere] )
[16:01] <Snowbound_Milk[RIA]> Yes ma'dame, I'll skip and hop my way to 7-11...
[16:01] <%Croix> i'm only 5'8" >_>
[16:01] * Liz (liz@coldfront-396CFAA8.hsd1.al.comcast.net) Quit ( Connection reset by peer )
[16:02] <Snowbound_Milk[RIA]> Average height has been going down pretty rapidly
[16:02] <%Mia[IRON]> I am taller than Croix! :v
[16:02] <%Thatguy101> Croix is my height
[16:02] <%Thatguy101> high five!
[16:02] <%Croix> height doesn't mean sheeeet
[16:02] <%Mia[IRON]> I bet Liz is shorter though D:
[16:03] * Delta1212[RIA] (~Delta1212@coldfront-F6EF59EB.sub-174-252-16.myvzw.com) Quit ( Connection reset by peer )
[16:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> I'm 5'4"...*sigh*
[16:03] <Snowbound_Milk[RIA]> I bet croic is hung like a horse.
[16:03] <%Mia[IRON]> You are?
[16:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Last time I checked anyway.
[16:03] <%Thatguy101> joe gtfo!
[16:03] * Delta1212[RIA] (~Delta1212@coldfront-4D69878F.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #ria
[16:03] * ChanServ sets mode +oq Delta1212[RIA] Delta1212[RIA] for #ria
[16:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> No u
[16:03] * Thatguy101 walks off
[16:03] <%Mia[IRON]> You're not Asian or something are you? :p
[16:03] <Snowbound_Milk[RIA]> Mia, your ego is going to soon reach critical mass if you don't evacuate the channel immediately.
[16:03] <%Thatguy101> haha
[16:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> No ._.
[16:03] <%Mia[IRON]> I have an ego?
[16:03] * Snowbound_Milk[RIA] (Snowbound_@coldfront-B0E98D0D.rupert.net) Quit ( Quit: Leaving )
[16:03] <%Thatguy101> someone should...help her :P
[16:04] <%Mia[IRON]> If you want to be maimed, I will happily help you to your grave.
[16:04] * Thatguy101 looks worried
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Snowbound Milk on August 01, 2011, 04:08:22 pm
Poor thatguy.
Mia: World's tallest midget!
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Mia on August 01, 2011, 08:04:35 pm
[19:58] <%jaybooker> hey i was the best mating rooster that ever lived
[19:58] <%jaybooker> lol
[19:59] <%jaybooker> at least i was cooked by a female
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Mia on August 07, 2011, 08:44:28 pm
ShadowSlayer fails to learn fanboys around Mia = death.

[20:14] <%Mia[IRON]> No I don't. My heart is owned and it ain't you, dear.
[20:14] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> can I have a part time lease?
[20:14] <%Mia[IRON]> No.
[20:14] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> welll……… fuck.
[20:15] <%Mia[IRON]> REJECTED.
[20:15] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> ....XD
[20:15] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> well played, madam
[20:15] <%Mia[IRON]> Thank you.
[20:18] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> WAT.
[20:19] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Oh, I see what you're saying.
[20:19] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Laziness is where it's at.
[20:19] <%Mia[IRON]> Or do what I do.. cook once a week and make it last for  aweek.
[20:22] <%Croix> hm..
[20:22] <%Croix> Owned you say?
[20:22] <%Croix> that doesn't sound very equal.
[20:23] <%Mia[IRON]> Who is owned?
[20:23] <%Mia[IRON]> Oh, nah, just saying my heart is owned as in belongs to him, doesn't mean he has power over me. :p
[20:24] <%Mia[IRON]> You can choose to give your heart away you know.
[20:24] <%Croix> so... slavery?
[20:24] <%Croix> >_>
[20:24] <%Mia[IRON]> You wish <_<
[20:24] <%Croix> No, i wasn't aware I could give away a part of myself
[20:24] <%Croix> and still claim to want equality.
[20:24] <%Mia[IRON]> Well technically relationships will always involve giving away part of yourself.
[20:24] <%Mia[IRON]> Your time, your mind, access to whatever.
[20:24] <@Bluestrike> Pro Tip: Women don't want equality, they want supremacy.
[20:25] <%Mia[IRON]> No they don't.
[20:25] <%Mia[IRON]> Well depends on the person.
[20:25] <%Croix> alright, i'll take your word for it.
[20:25] <%Mia[IRON]> By equality I mean I can't respect someone who lets me boss them around :p
[20:25] <%Mia[IRON]> If they can't keep their own ground or have their own goals - independence.
[20:26] <%Mia[IRON]> You can be in a relationship without the relationship becoming your life or them being your life.
[20:26] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> So wait, if you were a manager you would have no respect for employes who you bossed around?
[20:27] <%Mia[IRON]> That is different than a relationship.
[20:27] <%Mia[IRON]> And I usually don't keep a boss-employee relationship with people I work with >_>
[20:29] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> I'LL BE AN EMPLOYEE
[20:29] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> PICK ME
[20:29] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> PICK ME
[20:30] <%Centurion_Adamus[NPL|Trium]> Pick me too
[20:30] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> Mia[IRON], I'll work hard all night long for you
[20:31] <%Mia[IRON]> God I hate all of you.
[20:31] <%Mia[IRON]> Go be someone else's fanboy.
[20:31] <%Mia[IRON]> >_>
[20:32] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> welllll
[20:32] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> liz isn't on
[20:32] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> sooooo =/
[20:32] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> it works well actually
[20:32] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> I can flirt with one or the other
[20:36] <%Mia[IRON]> ShadowSlayer[RIA] >_>
[20:36] <%Mia[IRON]> Reserve your fanboy self for Liz.
[20:36] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> only if you get me tech
[20:36] <%Mia[IRON]> No ShadowSlayer[RIA]
[20:36] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Liz already has to deal with Lion.
[20:36] <%Mia[IRON]> Shove it
[20:36] <%Mia[IRON]> :p
[20:36] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Take one for the team Mia.
[20:37] <%Mia[IRON]> No.
[20:37] <%Mia[IRON]> I destroy all my fanboys.
[20:37] <%Mia[IRON]> Thus why there is no Club Mia, only a closet full of trophy balls.
[20:37] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> it's true <3
[20:37] <%Mia[IRON]> I also collect their precious tears when they run away screaming >_>
[20:38] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> I always weep when I'm near you
[20:38] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Sounds like you should join GOONS.
[20:38] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> pfft
[20:38] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> You have yet to stop be fanboying
[20:38] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> :p
[20:38] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> My love for mia is eternal
[20:39] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> until liz signs on
[20:39] <%Mia[IRON]> You have no love for me.
[20:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Oh god
[20:39] <%Mia[IRON]> You're just a whore.
[20:39] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> I have only ever heard rumors about liz
[20:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Everyone is Leo.
[20:40] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> but Mia[IRON]
[20:40] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> It's not like she's some mysterious person shoe ass.
[20:40] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> I'm a whore of some reknown
[20:40] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> *renown
[20:40] <%Mia[IRON]> Go pick someone who actually can stand your whoredom.
[20:40] <%Mia[IRON]> Josephine is good for it.
[20:40] <%Mia[IRON]> So is Leo.
[20:40] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> who is josephine
[20:40] <%Mia[IRON]> SniperJoe[GOD] >_>
[20:40] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> leo and I are tight like virgins
[20:41] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> What is it Mia?
[20:41] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> SniperJoe[GOD] yeah but I don't chill in the csn chat infact this is the only public SF alliance chat I am in
[20:41] <%Mia[IRON]> I just sacrificed you to ShadowSlayer[RIA].
[20:41] <%Mia[IRON]> Josephine keep him company
[20:41] <%Croix> shouAS why is that?
[20:41] * Mia[IRON] runs away.
[20:42] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Well, odds are she wouldn't rip your balls off.
[20:42] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> heheheheh
[20:42] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> I'll bow out Mia[IRON]
[20:42] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Oh god Mia, how could you?
[20:42] <%Mia[IRON]> I never claimed to be nice.
[20:42] <%Mia[IRON]> :p
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Mia on August 07, 2011, 09:15:34 pm
Warning: sexual content contained in these logs, look away if you are offended by that.

[21:03] * Mia[IRON] removes JayBooker's balls.
[21:03] * ninmeister[TLR] (Adam@coldfront-E1AC1E94.buffalo.res.rr.com) has joined #ria
[21:04] <%JayBooker> 0_0
[21:04] <%JayBooker> good thing im half asian...
[21:04] <%JayBooker> its painless lol
[21:05] <%Mia[IRON]> XD
[21:05] <%JayBooker> lmao
[21:05] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> XD
[21:06] * Crazyman93 (Mibbit@coldfront-37606C86.balt.east.verizon.net) Quit ( Quit: http://www.mibbit.com (http://www.mibbit.com) ajax IRC Client )
[21:06] * JayBooker goes to the doctor to get my estrogen level raise
[21:06] * Crazyman93 (Mibbit@coldfront-37606C86.balt.east.verizon.net) has joined #ria
[21:06] <%JayBooker> 3 times the normal limit :D
[21:06] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> boobies
[21:06] * JayBooker censored grows taller and gets abbs lmao
[21:07] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> WAIT
[21:07] * JayBooker goes to the bunnyranch.
[21:07] <%JayBooker> ?
[21:07] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> why would it get abdominal muscles?
[21:07] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> it doesn't have....
[21:07] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> nvm
[21:07] <%JayBooker> lol
[21:08] * JayBooker injects more estrogen inside my body....
[21:08] * JayBooker goes rampage.
[21:09] * JayBooker takes everyone virginity in the channel
[21:09] <%Croix> ...what
[21:09] <%JayBooker> .
[21:09] <%Croix> estrogen is..
[21:09] * JayBooker looks at croix.
[21:09] <%Croix> not going to help you at all >_>
[21:09] <%Mia[IRON]> How can you take everyone's virginity if you just removed your own testosterone? <_<
[21:10] <%JayBooker> noooo.
[21:10] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> I don't think you know what estrogen is bro.
[21:10] <%JayBooker> i put alot in me lol
[21:10] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> testosterone does not mean genetails Mia
[21:10] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> :/
[21:10] <%Mia[IRON]> I know XD
[21:10] <%Mia[IRON]> But you need it to get an erection >_>
[21:10] <%JayBooker> .....
[21:11] <%Mia[IRON]> XD
[21:11] <%JayBooker> estrogen is just going to make me aggressive.
[21:11] <%JayBooker> :(
[21:11] <%Croix> ...no
[21:11] <%Mia[IRON]> Uhh...
[21:11] <%Mia[IRON]> I think you have it backwards.
[21:11] <%Croix> thats also testosterone:X
[21:11] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> We all know you're obsessed with erections Mia but you really need to tone it down there.
[21:11] <%Mia[IRON]> I refuse to go for the bait, Joe.
[21:11] <%Mia[IRON]> You're the whore here that likes it.
[21:11] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Damn you.
[21:11] <%Mia[IRON]> >_>
[21:11] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> Well an erection is just the penis being engourged with blood, use testostrone causes that, but adrenalin will cause it aswell Mia
[21:11] <%Centurion_Adamus[NPL|Trium]> what the...
[21:11] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Am not.
[21:11] <%JayBooker> wait a min.....
[21:12] <%Mia[IRON]> Are too Josephine.
[21:12] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Penis experts in this channel.
[21:12] <%JayBooker> i just enjected women harmones into my body..... 0_0
[21:12] <%Mia[IRON]> Yes...
[21:12] <%Mia[IRON]> You didn't realize that?
[21:12] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> xD
[21:12] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> why do you think I yelled boobies?
[21:12] <%Mia[IRON]> Now go out and be the best transgender you can be!
[21:12] <%JayBooker> lol.....
[21:13] <%Mia[IRON]> You do realize that is how they transition transgender?
[21:13] <%Mia[IRON]> <_<
[21:13] <%JayBooker> but i still has man harmones in me lol
[21:13] <%JayBooker> it actually make me bi....
[21:13] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> er
[21:13] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> no
[21:13] <%JayBooker> ?
[21:13] <%Mia[IRON]> Bi means you prefer both genders.
[21:13] <%Mia[IRON]> It doesn't make you .. bi.
[21:13] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Good god, someone get this man a biology lesson.
[21:13] <%JayBooker> lol i now
[21:13] <%JayBooker> bah
[21:14] <%Mia[IRON]> I literally just snorted my soda because I laughed so hard..
[21:14] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> people who have sex changes do not suddenly change sexuality aswell
[21:14] <%Mia[IRON]> These logs.. going up XD
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Brian on October 07, 2011, 09:17:50 pm
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[21:07:00] <%Mia[IRON]> moth
[21:07:00] <%brian|ria> moth
[21:07:03] <%Mia[IRON]> moth
[21:07:03] <%brian|ria> moth
[21:07:05] <%Mia[IRON]> moth
[21:07:05] <%brian|ria> moth
[21:07:07] <%Mia[IRON]> moth
[21:07:07] <%brian|ria> moth
[21:07:08] <%Mia[IRON]> moth
[21:07:08] <%brian|ria> moth
[21:07:10] <%Mia[IRON]> moth
[21:07:10] <%brian|ria> moth
[21:07:12] <%Mia[IRON]> moth
[21:07:12] <%brian|ria> moth
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Snowbound Milk on October 08, 2011, 09:55:47 am
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<Croix> I heard Snowbound_Milk[RIA] was a girl
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 13, 2011, 03:14:25 pm
I love how I somehow missed jaybooker getting schooled despite being online at the time
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Brian on October 24, 2011, 12:48:09 am
[00:44:18] <%Mia[IRON]> Simms[Olympus] I loveeee you.
[00:47:04] <%Simms[Olympus]> lol love ya too Mia[IRON] :p
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Sniper Joe on December 02, 2011, 11:15:23 pm
(probably not safe for children or those with delicate sensibilities)

This is what happens when someone tries to fuck with RIA when I'm around:

[21:33] * hankidan[GATO] (chatzilla@9C7B18BB.59234647.ECA3E575.IP) has joined #ria
[21:33] <hankidan[GATO]> so
[21:33] <hankidan[GATO]> wheres the dow protecting your allies in polar
[21:33] <hankidan[GATO]> that should have came like a week ago
[21:34] <hankidan[GATO]> i'm begining to think we have a new optional alliance
[21:35] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Hahahaha
[21:35] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Go back to sucking off C&G you pathetic cunt.
[21:35] <hankidan[GATO]> Random Indecisive Alliance
[21:35] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You think you're all hard now.
[21:35] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Get the fuck out faggot.
[21:35] <hankidan[GATO]> go back to sucking off xiph
[21:36] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Good one dipshit.
[21:36] <hankidan[GATO]> don't you guys have a war to try and figure out how not to enter
[21:36] <hankidan[GATO]> i mean
[21:36] <hankidan[GATO]> infra before friends and all that
[21:36] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Don't you have a war to try and figure out how to lose?
[21:36] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> GATO is pathetic.
[21:36] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You are pathetic.
[21:36] <hankidan[GATO]> tell you what
[21:37] <hankidan[GATO]> back that up with some action
[21:37] <hankidan[GATO]> and we'll wipe the floor with youy
[21:37] <hankidan[GATO]> *you
[21:37] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Do you remember what happened last time GATO and GOD fought?
[21:38] <hankidan[GATO]> tell you what
[21:38] <hankidan[GATO]> you bring it
[21:38] <hankidan[GATO]> we'll see what happens
[21:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> When's the last time GATO did anything of any signifigance on its own?
[21:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You're followers.
[21:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Ankle biters.
[21:39] <[]> GATO, let's be honest. You're such a terrible alliance that your only achievement is being 'Worst Alliance Ever' for the longest period of time.
[21:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You're nothing.
[21:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Go drink some bleach faggot.
[21:40] <%Gibsonator21> oh hankidan[GATO]
[21:40] <%Gibsonator21> you poor pathetic fucker
[21:40] <hankidan[GATO]> pretty sure that our major achievement is being the oldest alliance on CN
[21:40] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Wow
[21:40] <hankidan[GATO]> gibs - comming from you
[21:40] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You exist.
[21:40] <+AngelRick[GOD]> Congrats on sucking for that long
[21:40] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Congratulations.
[21:40] <hankidan[GATO]> thats fucking rich
[21:40] <%Gibsonator21> i agree, coming from me you should take it to heart
[21:40] <%Gibsonator21> because i like you
[21:41] <%Gibsonator21> and jesus christ you've all become just terrible
[21:41] <%Gibsonator21> or maybe i was blind when i was with you
[21:41] <%Gibsonator21> who knows
[21:41] <%Gibsonator21> but wow
[21:41] <%Gibsonator21> you're even a Polar supporter
[21:41] <hankidan[GATO]> or, your blind now
[21:41] <%Gibsonator21> and you're in here trolling their allies
[21:41] <hankidan[GATO]> what allies
[21:41] <Jaiar> hankidan[GATO] your alliance has seen 12 days of war in the last 20 or so months...and even then you left your allies on the battlefield...and despite all that peace you guys finally made it to 8mil NS...gtfo
[21:41] <hankidan[GATO]> i don't see any allies
[21:41] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Hey Jaiar
[21:41] <hankidan[GATO]> i see a bunch of cowards hiding in a corner
[21:42] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> They're the oldest alliance in CN.
[21:42] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> That means something right?
[21:42] <hankidan[GATO]> its like that kid
[21:42] <%Gibsonator21> SniperJoe[GOD]
[21:42] <%Gibsonator21> tbf
[21:42] <hankidan[GATO]> playing duck duck goose
[21:42] <%Gibsonator21> NPO had them as a colony for about a year too
[21:42] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Yup.
[21:42] <%Gibsonator21> so, they werent sovereign for the whole time
[21:42] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> GATO's always been somebody's bitch.
[21:42] <hankidan[GATO]> "oh please don't pick me, oh please don't pick me, oh shit, he picked me, oh god, what do i do now"
[21:42] <+AngelRick[GOD]> What the hell are you saying.
[21:42] <%Gibsonator21> hankidan[GATO] why dont you counter some points instead of furthering your pathetic image
[21:43] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> He's grasping at straws because he has no ground to stand on whatsoever.
[21:43] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You came in here to try to troll and act like a hardass.
[21:43] <%Gibsonator21> oldest alliance in the game is only a nice recruiting chip
[21:43] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You failed.
[21:43] <%Gibsonator21> it doesnt give you a right to respect
[21:43] <%Gibsonator21> that has to be earned by doing something yourself
[21:43] <hankidan[GATO]> hey gibs
[21:43] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Go wrap your mouth around more C&G dick you shithead.
[21:43] <hankidan[GATO]> take a look at my casualties will you
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> amazing
[21:44] <Jaiar> lol
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> thats such a great argument
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> you've accomplished so much
[21:44] <[]> If I could find GATO's casualties, I'd look.
[21:44] <[]> Unfortunately... I haven't seen any.
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> [], they got about a weeks worth in february
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> but they accomplished their goals!
[21:44] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You having casualties doesn't mean shit.
[21:44] <[]> I must have missed it...
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> i wonder if Polar and RIA feel they're doign whats right
[21:44] <[]> With them being irrelevent and all
[21:44] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You're still a retarded follower in a retarded follower alliance.
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> when GATO does it, its all good
[21:45] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You are the retarded little brother.
[21:45] <%Gibsonator21> i cant blame hankidan[GATO] tbqh
[21:45] <hankidan[GATO]> oh, and gibs, your right, i do support polar.  well, that is until grub pissed me off
[21:45] <%Gibsonator21> oh noes
[21:45] <%Gibsonator21> but yeah, anyway
[21:45] <%Gibsonator21> he doesnt know much on the outside world, just goes off what he's told
[21:46] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Then he shouldn't come in here talking shit and pretending he can tell his dick from a limp sausage.
[21:46] <%Gibsonator21> SniperJoe[GOD]
[21:46] <%Gibsonator21> show some respect
[21:46] <%Gibsonator21> they're the oldest alliance in the game
[21:46] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You're right, sorry.
[21:48] <%Gibsonator21> anyway
[21:48] <%Gibsonator21> that was fun
[21:48] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Yup.
[21:48] <hankidan[GATO]> thats only if their alliances don't puss out
[21:48] <%Gibsonator21> thanks for the heads up SniperJoe[GOD]
[21:48] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> LOL
[21:48] <hankidan[GATO]> and actually defend their allies
[21:48] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Keep trying
[21:48] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You may get somewhere
[21:48] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Or not.
[21:48] * %Gibsonator21 sighs
[21:48] <%Gibsonator21> he's almost as bad as bluestrike
[21:48] <hankidan[GATO]> i mean
[21:48] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Keep digging that hole you fucking ignoramus.
[21:48] <hankidan[GATO]> you guys should be able to see the writing on the wall,
[21:49] <hankidan[GATO]> first they came for polars allies
[21:49] <hankidan[GATO]> polar ignored it
[21:49] <hankidan[GATO]> then they came for polar
[21:49] <hankidan[GATO]> polar's allies ignored it
[21:49] <hankidan[GATO]> guess who's next
[21:49] <%Gibsonator21> GATO
[21:49] <+AngelRick[GOD]> ^
[21:49] <%aithne> ^^
[21:49] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> And the sad thing is that GATO will have had absolutely nothing to do with any of it.
[21:49] <%Gibsonator21> fun part is SniperJoe[GOD]
[21:50] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You'll ride the coattails of others with more charisma and political savvy than you.
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> even if they were involved
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> they would be torched
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> and probably surrender
[21:50] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> And act like a hardass and claim victory for things you had nothing to do with.
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> because they couldnt handle a week at war, let alone be near the center of a conflict
[21:50] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Go fuck yourself.
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> jesus, you would fold soooo fast
[21:50] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You are a child.
[21:50] <hankidan[GATO]> gibs - we had our fun in the sun
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> 4 years ago :v
[21:50] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> What, for the first few months of the game?
[21:50] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Blow me.
[21:50] <%aithne> so what, time to retire now?
[21:50] <hankidan[GATO]> GW1, GW2, GW3, GATO-1V
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> "retired"
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> that means washed up
[21:51] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> And exactly Gibs.
[21:51] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> They're trash.
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> they've never recovered from NPO
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> stats, sure, great stats
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> thats it
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> and they'd lose a quarter of them in a week
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> just like last time
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> then beg for peace
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> while their allies remain fighting
[21:52] <%Gibsonator21> also
[21:52] <%Gibsonator21> i just lol'd
[21:52] <%Gibsonator21> Number of Soldiers Lost in All Wars.    704,585 Attacking + 1,138,750 Defending = 1,843,335 Casualties
[21:52] <%Gibsonator21> for 1600 days
[21:52] <%Gibsonator21> thats not a lot at all
[21:52] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Wow
[21:52] <hankidan[GATO]> i will gaurentee you that we can outfight GOD
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> prove it
[21:53] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You fought GOD before!
[21:53] <hankidan[GATO]> lets see the DoW
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> we already gave you exhibit A a few months ago
[21:53] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> And you were fucking slaughtered.
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> lmao
[21:53] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You idiot.
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> "we can beat you, so hit us"
[21:53] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> God you're so goddamn dumb.
[21:53] <+AngelRick[GOD]> How many allies would you have to pull in to beat us now?
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> all of C&G
[21:53] <hankidan[GATO]> none
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> just to stand a chance
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> i bet they would bring LoSS
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> LoSS would take out SF by itself
[21:54] <%Gibsonator21> .. or they'd lose their entire upper tier in a round to the smallest SF alliance
[21:54] <+AngelRick[GOD]> hahaha oh gosh
[21:55] <%Gibsonator21> they're scared
[21:55] <%brian|ria> sounds good to me
[21:55] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> I'd tell GATO to send someone halfway competent next time they want to troll, but they don't have anyone.
[21:55] <hankidan[GATO]> you do realize that CnG would wipe the floor with SF right
[21:55] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Oh well!
[21:55] <%Gibsonator21> they wont do it without allies
[21:55] <%Gibsonator21> then declare dude
[21:55] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> GATO won't do anything without the approval of their masters.
[21:55] <+AngelRick[GOD]> Come on, it's just GOD, apparently you can beat the crap out of us
[21:55] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Just like always.
[21:55] <%Gibsonator21> dont come in bragging about how great you are and how bad we are, then say come at me
[21:55] <%Gibsonator21> back something up
[21:56] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Man you just don't know when to quit do you?
[21:56] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You should have stopped pretty much right after I started talking and made you look like an ass.
[21:56] <%aithne> joe, you're taking him seriously?
[21:56] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> But you didn't.
[21:56] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Of course not.
[21:56] <hankidan[GATO]> i'm a little stubborn
[21:56] <hankidan[GATO]> ask gibs
[21:56] <%Gibsonator21> true
[21:57] <%Gibsonator21> but you should at least have something to back up your argument
[21:57] <%Gibsonator21> not just "come at me bro"
[21:57] <%Gibsonator21> or say you'd beat us, when we stomped you in the last war
[21:57] <hankidan[GATO]> you know that half of GATO is more hippy than France right
[21:57] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Thanks for backing up what I've been saying???
[21:58] <hankidan[GATO]> and need to be attacked before actually giving a fuck in a war
[21:58] <%Gibsonator21> yet you constantly talk up how great you are and how you could beat x alliance
[21:58] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> LOL!
[21:58] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You are great.
[21:58] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Can we keep you?
[21:58] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> I'll keep you in a nice little cage and feed you and piss in your face every once in a while.
[22:01] <%Gibsonator21> guess he crawled back in his hole and will appear next time he's called
[22:01] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Dunno Gibs
[22:01] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> I thought that a couple times.
[22:01] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> But he always came back for more.
[22:01] <%Gibsonator21> its pathetic tbqh
[22:01] <hankidan[GATO]> ill be back
[22:01] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> I sure hope so.
[22:01] <%Gibsonator21> please dont
[22:01] <hankidan[GATO]> till i see a fucking dow thread
[22:01] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Hahahaha
[22:01] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You are not worth it.
[22:01] <hankidan[GATO]> course
[22:01] * %Gibsonator21 sighs
[22:02] <hankidan[GATO]> juding by the population of SF
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> old GATO was cool
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> this GATO needs to be curbstomped
[22:02] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You're GATO!
[22:02] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You can't talk shit about anyone in the game.
[22:02] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Not even Legion.
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> ^ lol its true
[22:02] <hankidan[GATO]> everyone can talk shit about lolegion
[22:02] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Get the fuck in reality please.
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> no
[22:02] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> No.
[22:02] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You are that pathetic.
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> Legion did something
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> they stopped sucking anothers cock and put up
[22:02] <+AngelRick[GOD]> Legion actually stood up for themselves.
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> you havent
[22:02] <PapaJacky[Legion]> you'd only talk shit about legion because you're sucking CnG's cock :v
[22:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You talk shit and hide behind the skirts of those more intelligent and powerful to you waiting for things to happen.
[22:03] <PapaJacky[Legion]> maybe if gato grew balls again
[22:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You're worthless.
[22:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> And have been since the beginning.
[22:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You take up space.
[22:03] <hankidan[GATO]> really, we didn't stand up for ourselves?
[22:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Fuck yourself.
[22:03] <%Gibsonator21> no
[22:03] <%Gibsonator21> you didnt
[22:03] <hankidan[GATO]> GW1, GW2, GW3, GATO-!V
[22:03] <%aithne> so brian, is this how wars are started?
[22:03] * %Gibsonator21 facepalms
[22:03] <hankidan[GATO]> *1V
[22:03] * Gibsonator21 sets mode: +b *!*@9C7B18BB.59234647.ECA3E575.IP
[22:03] <PapaJacky[Legion]> why do you think IRON actually has respect
[22:03] * hankidan[GATO] was kicked by Gibsonator21 (you're an idiot, to think i used to like you)

Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Mia on December 02, 2011, 11:18:47 pm
[23:08] <brians_bot> brian hasn't logged in the rear
[23:08] <%Mia[IRON]> XD
[23:08] <@brian|ria> lol wut
[23:08] <@aithne|ria> ROFLLLLL!!!!
[23:08] <%Mia[IRON]> Wow, your own bot insults you!
[23:08] <@brian|ria> stfu bot
[23:08] <@brian|ria> i hate you too :\
[23:08] <%Mia[IRON]> That is hilarious :p
[23:08] <@brian|ria> ;_;
[23:08] <%Mia[IRON]> Need to train that bot better.
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Gangs on December 03, 2011, 02:46:24 am
Wow...there's a LOT of Mia here...
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on December 12, 2011, 11:49:25 pm
<llamavore[RIA]>: I heard you were better than moth
<CelesteA>: yesh
<llamavore[RIA]>: big words considering moth is pretty damn good
<CelesteA>: im better
<llamavore[RIA]>: you realize moth is a virgin right
<llamavore[RIA]>: what sets you apart from the crowd
<CelesteA>: im a girl
<CelesteA>: and underage
<CelesteA>: and notoriously known for being easy
<CelesteA>: thats what sets me apart
<llamavore[RIA]>: ....
<llamavore[RIA]>: that's fairly common on the internet though
<llamavore[RIA]>: this is basically a glorified tryst between young things discovering their sexuality and the bottom feeders who need them

(several minutes go by, nothing)

<llamavore[RIA]>: ... I guess I called your bluff
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Mia on December 13, 2011, 01:20:36 am
That is a good log.
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Lanna on December 23, 2011, 08:35:23 pm
I STILL REMEMBER YOU!

LOVE, LANNA
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Pterrydactyl on February 16, 2012, 05:48:24 pm
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: I'm kinda discouraged from buying Mass Effect 3 (from Gamestop) because I heard it was in the genre "RPG"
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: To be perfectly honest, I thought it would be more like Call of Duty. Like, I thought it was going to be like Call of Duty in space.
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Well, it turns out, you have to pick through dialog options and what not
<Crazyman93>: ....
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: No wonder I didn't hear about this series until a week ago
Crazyman93 beats the shit out of JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: I think I'm going to cancel my preorder
<Crazyman93>: People like you ruined video games
<Hurricane>: video games aren't ruined?
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: lmao
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: No amount of prelease DLC bonuses can make me suffer through an "RPG"
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: What does that even stand for
<Crazyman93>: Role Playing Game
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: Raging Piece of Garbage
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Tha'ts pretty vague
<Crazyman93>: You damn kids. Back in my day people cared about the fucking STORY!
<Hurricane>: rocket propelled grenade
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Because I thought all games you play a role
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Like Mario
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: Master Chief
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: That's an RPG right
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Because you play the role of Mario
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: And it's a game
<Crazyman93>: An RPG involves your character growing in skill
<Croix>: well the more you play a game
<Croix>: the more skill you get at it
<Crazyman93>: As in, not shooting everything
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Well that doesn't make any sense
<Pterrydactyl>: Please, everyone knows. that Story is on it's way out. If you don't have FPS multiplayer, you won't make any money
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: How does Role Playing have to do with a grinding shit fest?
<Crazyman93>: You also take an avtive role in the story
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Oh, so you mean you choose between good and evil decisions?
<Crazyman93>: The worst part is Pterrydactyl is that companies think that way
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: because it's true
<Pterrydactyl>: And those companies make money
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: That's cool.
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: what was the last successful RPG game?
<Crazyman93>: Mass Effect is an Action-RPG you clown
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: there wasn't one
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: So Role Playing Games = Black and White story lines
<Crazyman93>: No. Mass Effect gives you more options then that
<Croix>: man
<Pterrydactyl>: The last successful RPG was skyrim, and thats because it was more FPS than RPG.
<Croix>: fuck all y'all
<Crazyman93>: Or at least the last one will
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: But, it doesn't mean "playing the role of a character"
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: This is confusing.
<Croix>: the japs made the best rpgs
<Croix>: like final fantasy.
<Croix>: all of them
<Crazyman93>: Lol Turn Based Grindfests
<Crazyman93>: Final Fantasy sucks
<Croix>: so much better than INTO SPACE
<Pterrydactyl>: technically
<rodrod|afk>: dude
<rodrod|afk>: if you think
<Pterrydactyl>: all games are RPGs then jeff
<rodrod|afk>: ff is better than me3
<Pterrydactyl>: I mean, your playing the role of Master Chief
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Pterrydactyl, that makes sense to me
<Croix>: rodrod|afk
<Croix>: i do.
<Pterrydactyl>: when he's running around killing the covenant.
<rodrod|afk>: you should unistall windows
<rodrod|afk>: right now
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: So, what games aren't role playing games?
<rodrod|afk>: throw your ps3 out the window
<Pterrydactyl>: maybe chess?
<Pterrydactyl>: or Jenga?
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Well, no
<Crazyman93>: CoD isn't an RPG
<Pterrydactyl>: Yes it is
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Because in Chess you take the role of the general of the black or white forces
<Pterrydactyl>: you take on the ROLE of a character
<Crazyman93>: It's a game sold exclusivly on multiplayer
<Croix>: rodrod|afk
<Pterrydactyl>: it's got a leveling system
<Crazyman93>: No you don't
<Pterrydactyl>: isn't that what makes it an RPG?
<Crazyman93>: You shoot shit
<Croix>: i play ff on my ps3 and my windows
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Crazyman93, I actualy played Black Ops, and you did have a role
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: I think it's an RPG
<Croix>: You play as viktor
<Pterrydactyl>: yea.
<rodrod|afk>: Don't hate on viktor
<Crazyman93>: You're all idiots and the reason I abandoned my dream to design video games
<Crazyman93>: Nice job assholes
<Pterrydactyl>: OH WAIT
<Croix>: don't worry
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: I make video games
<Pterrydactyl>: TF2 must be a roleplaying game
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Crazyman93, I don't understand
<Pterrydactyl>: because you pick different classes.
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: it is
<Croix>: now you don't have to learn how to be a wizard
<Croix>: programming is sorcery
<Pterrydactyl>: technically, it's Technomancy.
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Crazyman93, I actually paid for Call of Duty MW3 four times so I could have all the bonus DLC.
<Croix>: also ShadowSlayer[RIA] think's hes a game dev. but all he does is make pretty pictures and add stuff to a folder called "WILL FINISH LATER I SWEAR"
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: I think I'm the opposite of an asshole
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: In fact Crazyman93
<Pterrydactyl>: I bought the unlimited ultimate edition of MW3 for $4000
<Pterrydactyl>: $400*
<Pterrydactyl>: you could only get it straight from activision
<Croix>: i bought the one for mw2
<Crazyman93>: That makes you an idiot
<Croix>: i wanted the nvg
<Croix>: >_>
<Pterrydactyl>: it came with a remote control mini-helicopter
<Crazyman93>: <_<
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: I think I should be called a philanthropist, Crazyman93
<Pterrydactyl>: and a life-time to the COD online
<Croix>: I PLOAY MY VIDEO GAMES WHILE WEARING NVG
<Crazyman93>: Activision freely admits they don't give a flying fuck about their customers
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Not everyone is heroic enough to enjoy all the features of a game.
<Pterrydactyl>: LIES
<Pterrydactyl>: activision loves their customers
<Pterrydactyl>: look at what they did with blizzard
<Pterrydactyl>: I mean, ninja-pandas?
<Pterrydactyl>: AWESOME.
<Pterrydactyl>: I'm probably gonna resubscribe
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: I already did
<Crazyman93>: If I want a game that's sold on Multiplayer, I'll go buy fucking WoW
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: six months
<Crazyman93>: Or Star Wars Galaxies
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: why don't you?
<Crazyman93>: Or StarWars the Old Republic
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Wow Crazyman93
<Crazyman93>: BECAUSE I CAN'T DEAL WITH IDIOTS!
<Pterrydactyl>: WOw has too much story.
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: You called me a bastard who ruined your dream to make video games
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: But you play that Star Wars WoW clone
<Pterrydactyl>: oh yea
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: I have to say
<Pterrydactyl>: SWTOR is just a WOW clone
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: You are absolutely right.
<Croix>: star wars sucks
<Croix>: :|
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: SWTOR is probably the best game I've never played
<Crazyman93>: I actually don't play MMOs
<Pterrydactyl>: I'd say that too if I didn't want to be embarrased.
<Croix>: I believe Kenny has a gif about my feelings on swtor
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: MW3 was the best one I ever played
<Crazyman93>: And honestly, WoW defined MMORPGs, so everyone is going to copy them
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: nothing else even compares
<Crazyman93>: ....
<Crazyman93>: MW3 is a prettier MW2
<Pterrydactyl>: MW3 defined the next generation of videogames.
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Well me talk about Star Wars MMOs
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: fuck that
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: MW3 IS the next generation
<Pterrydactyl>: It's just so awesome.
<Pterrydactyl>: i know!
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: MW3 defined my generation
<Croix>: pfft
<Hurricane>: mw3 is the best game
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: I don't see anything else ever beating it, except MW4
<Pterrydactyl>: It completly crushed BF3 as well.
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: History books will talk about MW3
<Croix>: black ops was the best call of duty
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: which I already preordered
<Croix>: ever
<Crazyman93>: If MW3 defined video games I'll throw all of my gaming shit out and go get a fucking desk job being miserable
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Chapter in American History "Revolution of Art" will cover MW3
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: how doesn't it?
<Hurricane>: I bought swtor like 10 days ago for $80
<Hurricane>: haven't even played it yet
<Hurricane>: FUCK YOU, SCHOOL
<Pterrydactyl>: don't worry hurricane
<Pterrydactyl>: it sucked
<Hurricane>: I don't know
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>:
<Hurricane>: it's pretty good to play mmo's with goons
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: it was decent for an Indie game I thought
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>:
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>:
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Ignore those file names
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: They are "ironic"
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: I actually think it's the greatest game ever
<Pterrydactyl>: it can't be the greatest game ever
<Pterrydactyl>: MW3.
<Pterrydactyl>: no questions asked
<Pterrydactyl>: though, I hear that new halo might be a contender.
<Hurricane>: is that really what the senior game designer looks like?
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Yes Hurricane
<Crazyman93>: ShadowSlayer[RIA]: MW3 is a generic FPS with little focus on story, a tacked on single player, an pretty graphics
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Isn't he beautiful
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: I'm genuinely excited for Halo
<Hurricane>: Uh tare:
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: what are you talking about
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: The Story is the best part of MW3
<Pterrydactyl>: Mw3 is amazing.
<Hurricane>: but LOL at the dance zone thing
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: seriously, it's amazing
<Hurricane>: seriously, you could dance and avoid enemies?
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: I've never even seen anything else with as much depth or character development
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>:
<Hurricane>: that's great
<Pterrydactyl>: I mean, it's a complely different experience than the others, and pushs everything over the top.
<Crazyman93>: ... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: MW3 is a better RPG, but Star Wars TOR is pretty okay
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Better than WOW, that's for sure
<Crazyman93>: You're all a bunch of fucking idiots
Title: Re: Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
Post by: Shadow on May 28, 2012, 05:53:24 pm
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[16:46:24] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> SniperJoe: did you hear what happened to me
[16:46:29] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> where you there
[16:46:44] <%SniperJoe> What happened?
[16:47:07] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> had to threaten some 12 year old kids with a knife
[16:47:25] <%brian|ria> how big a knife?
[16:47:44] <%brian|ria> or are you using a euphamisum for your penis?
[16:47:44] <%SniperJoe> Why?
[16:47:47] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> well it was like a folding pocket knife
[16:48:13] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> has a 6 inch blade
[16:48:30] <%brian|ria> so your penis
[16:48:36] <%brian|ria> gotcha
[16:48:56] <%brian|ria> also why?
[16:49:04] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> but yeah, it was like 1:30am and i was just sitting in my house on the computer without a shirt
[16:49:14] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> and there's this kid looking in my window and i was like "wtf"
[16:49:24] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> then there were like more of them looking in my window
[16:49:40] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> so i go outside and was like "get the fuck away from my house"
[16:50:17] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> and they were like "what are you going to do?" and i had my knife in my hand because i didn't know how old they were, because it was really dark out and they coulda been trying to rob me
[16:50:41] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> and i was like "worry about yourselves, not what i'm gonna do" then they ran away
[16:50:50] <%SniperJoe> Nice.
[16:51:53] <%brian|ria> so pro
[16:52:40] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> the whole time this was happening it was talking to KCToker