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« on: October 01, 2011, 03:44:17 pm »
Attention,
 
 The Federal Government of Nigeria through provisions in Section 419 of the Criminal Code came up with punitive measures to deter and punish offenders.The Advance Fee Fraud section deal mainly with cases of advance fee fraud(commonly called 419) such as obtaining by false pretence through different fraudulent schemes e.g. contract scam, credit card scam,check scam,inheritance scam, job scam, loan scam, lottery scam, “wash wash” scam (money washing scam), marriage scam. Immigration scam, counterfeiting and religious scam. It also investigates cyber crime cases.
 
 This is to officially announce to you that some scam Syndicates were apprehended in Lagos, Nigeria few days ago and after several interrogations and tortures your details were among those mentioned by some of the scam Syndicates as one of the victims of their operations. After proper investigations and research at Western Union Money Transfer and Money Gram office to know if you have truly sent money to the scam Syndicates through Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram, your name was found in Western Union Money Transfer database amongst those that have sent money through Western Union Money Transfer to Nigeria and this proves that you have truly been swindled by those unscrupulous persons by sending money to them in the course of getting one fund or the other that is not real, right now we are working hand in hand with Western Union and Interpol to track every fraudsters down, do not respond to their e-mails, letters and phone calls any longer they are scammers and you
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 In this regard a meeting was held between the Board of Directors of The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and as a consequence of our investigations it was agreed that the sum of One Millon US Dollars (US$1,000,000) should be transferred to you out of the funds that Federal Government of Nigeria has set aside as a compensation to everyone who have by one way or the other sent money to fraudsters in Nigeria. We have deposited your fund at Western Union Money Transfer agent location EMS Post office Lagos, Nigeria. We have submitted your details to them so
 that your fund can be transferred to you.
 
 Contact the Western Union agent office through the email address and also thier customer help line stated below inform them about this notification letter and the transfer of your fund;
 
 Email: wu_payfunds_alert@qatar.io
 customer help line: +234-813-761-8907
 
 Yours sincerely,
 Sarah White (Miss)
 Assistant Investigation Officer.
 The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC)
 15A Awolowo Road, Ikoyi, Lagos.Nigeria
 Email Address: efcc_ng37@yahoo.com
 http://www.efccnigeria.org
 
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 Please note that some fraudsters are claiming to be Directors or staff of The Ecomomic and Financial Crimes Commission have recently been sending phony
 e-mails/letters and also calling unsuspecting persons, with intent to defraud them. It is important to note that these fraudsters are criminals engaged in Advanced Fee Fraud known in Nigeria as 419. Every day, people throughout the world are falling victim to scams of one kind or another. But remember - if it sounds too good to be true, it is probably a scam. In the circumstance, we unreservedly advice you to dissociate yourselve from all correspondence and transactions entered into based on evidently fraudulent and fictitious claims.
 
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Re: Spam
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2011, 04:38:17 pm »
I'm marking this as the first time to be moved to the spam forum once I get permission to remake it :D
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Re: Spam
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2011, 07:09:31 pm »
My eyes glazed over halfway through the first paragraph.  Sorry. :(

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Re: Spam
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2011, 07:38:47 pm »
spammers be getting clever? It even had decent spelling and grammar.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2011, 09:27:04 pm »
TL;DR
I am the government of Nigeria, if you have been scammed by one of my people, you are eligible for up to 1mill. please send us any relevant info (including your bank accounts and ss number im sure) and we will send you your entitlement. THIS IS NOT A SCAM!
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Re: Spam
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2011, 03:59:28 pm »
Understood.

Brb, getting relevant information. 

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Re: Spam
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2011, 08:06:01 pm »
spammers be getting clever? It even had decent spelling and grammar.
Not even close.
please send us any relevant info (including your bank accounts and ss number im sure)
brb becoming relevant.

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Re: Spam
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2011, 01:01:58 am »
spammers be getting clever? It even had decent spelling and grammar.
Not even close.

Relatively speaking. Most look like they've been run through babelf­ish or something.

Slightly related note, I've been reading some stuff on 419eater and oh my god that shit is hilarious.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2012, 02:13:54 pm »
Seriously, does anyone actually know anyone who has been taken by this shit, or is it scaremongering by internet security people?  You know, like labeling everyone a terrorist, and then going to their country and shooting them house to house...

I was in Ghent, Belgium today, on a boat tour of the canals, and we went past a sign that said "Boat Tourism is Noise Terrorism", and one of the passengers, in an appropriately snide tone and foppish European accent said "Must be an American living there.  They think everything is terrorism".  The whole boat laughed.

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Re: Spam
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2012, 05:36:49 pm »
LOL, good point, :)

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