Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Crazyman93 on February 02, 2012, 04:55:12 am
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Hi. :troll:
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What?
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I was bored last night so I decided to make a topic. :P
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Liar.
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Well, you can tell me where my toothpaste went. It was sitting on the sink 5 minutes ago.
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I needed lube for something.
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LEO goes GER!
/me wonders how many chemistry takers will get this joke.
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I'm actually wondering how toothpaste that's fairly gritty will lube anything.
<_<
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Brian, I don't get it.
Crazy, it's better than going dry.
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Losing Electrons is Oxidation. Gaining Electrons is Reduction.
L E O goes G E R
also, im not entirely sure about that leo... also real men use broken glass and sandpaper.
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Try it out one day, brian, you'll see the light.
And I used your method once, but I prefer toothpaste still, it's much more rough.
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Losing Electrons is Oxidation. Gaining Electrons is Reduction.
L E O goes G E R
also, im not entirely sure about that leo... also real men use broken glass and sandpaper.
Losing Elections is Oxidation. Gaining Elections is Reduction.
L E O goes G E R
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I c wut u did thar and do not appreciate it.
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Leo ain't got no satisfaction.
*cries*
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I don't understand the picture. Clearly, he is done with her... why is he still there?
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Because there some younger lions off frame and he's staring at them to say "Look. I did this. This is my prowess. I'm stronger than you."
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I don't understand the picture. Clearly, he is done with her... why is he still there?
Because he needed to take a shit before he ditched.
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I don't understand the picture. Clearly, he is done with her... why is he still there?
Because he needed to take a shit before he ditched.
Actually it is because she is not only hot, but something of a tease. He is blue-balled, and can't walk just yet.
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If that were the case, I would have just jacked off on her chest, GS, which I quite obviously did not do.
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It is not that obvious. Interesting fact: Lions copulate 200 times a day when they do the nasty.
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This topic just went somewhere I never wanted to see a topic go.
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Well, I don't think it is as bad as the dolphin sex bit.
Seriously though, I would fuck that pussy.
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I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW!
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But now you know.
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Pretty much every topic at the RIA goes somewhere where I don't want it to go but I can't quit you. I guess I'm a sucker for punishment.
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Good to see you're still here, my bro.
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But now you know.
And knowing is half the battle.
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Liar.
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Ok you got me. It is actually more than half the battle. That said, the precise number is in dispute, as various experts have rung in on the subject over the years.
Perhaps one of the most famous (and somewhat nototious), is Sun Tzu, who sowed some of the initial confusion on this subject when he said, "Knowing your enemy, you will win half the time. Know yourself, and you will win half of your battles. Know both and you will always be victorious." As you can see, the words "knowing", "half", "the" and "battle" are present, but seem to imply that you can win without doing.
Several centuries of debate followed, and the issue seemed to be in deadlock. It took GI Joe to clear things up, who famously added the crucial ingredient "is". He went a step further and actuallyt strung these words into a sentence, in a particular order, to achieve the full effect. Millions rejoiced at the thought that this was settled for good and all, only to find continued discord.
A reactionary group, sticking to the original Sun Tzu, insisted that 2500 years of debate were for nought, and repudiated GI Joe.
A third group arose, trying to reconcile the 2 camps, and in a mathematical attempt, simply applied an average. So the current version is: "Knowing is 3/4 of the battle." The Jury is still out on whether this will stick, but many are hopeful.
Now give me a fucking llama.
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What kind of drugs are you on?
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Funny you ask. Currently none (except coffee). But I am going to Amsterdam Thursday night, and plan to smoke my brainstem into submission. Hard to forecast what will be available, but probably Lemon Haze and White Widow.
What kind of drugs are you on?
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What kind of drugs are you on?
I tried to train him to be Leo v2.0 and it was going well at first. He had surpassed the master, but somewhere, things went wrong. Maybe I didn't realize the danger of my style, maybe I am the only one who can truly handle being me, but either way, GS lost his mind and is now clinically insane.
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I am Leo V.2.0. Still in Beta.
You still need to train me on how to use my newfound powers. I have laid off Mia for a while now, but still don't think I was wrong. And it is your fault - only a madman would give a child a gun.
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I think I had you all beat on drugs weeks ago! Endectol pain meds make the world go round and round. Plus when your brain is naturally producing a drugged like impact, kinda makes the world insane.
Also toothpaste as lube? Sounds like something Leo would do. It is Leo after all.
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At least the prostitute ends up with clean teeth and no cavities at her next dental appointment.
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At least the prostitute ends up with clean teeth and no cavities at her next dental appointment.
And it does a great job on dick plaque.
Back from Amsterdam. My brain is not quite right. Might take me a couple of days to forget what I can't remember.