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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Bluestrike on October 15, 2011, 07:06:27 pm

Title: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Bluestrike on October 15, 2011, 07:06:27 pm

(http://cl.ly/AoK7/sorry_but_one_day_you_could_decide_to_kill_me.jpg)

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Leo on October 15, 2011, 10:08:16 pm

I had a feeling that was going to happen one day, which is why I took the liberty of spending the RIA's advertising revenue on my own protection service:

(http://www.thejump.net/humor/sniper.jpg)

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 17, 2011, 08:31:51 am

Your pussy doesn't know where the trigger is.  Maybe you should get another pussy.  Like Mia's.

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Leo on October 17, 2011, 02:14:02 pm

Wow...

Mia, please don't kill me for GS's incompetence.

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Mia on October 17, 2011, 04:47:40 pm

I already killed you but you won't stay dead. D:

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Leo on October 17, 2011, 05:07:03 pm

So does that mean I'm safe.... for now?

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Mia on October 17, 2011, 05:23:49 pm

No.

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 17, 2011, 05:28:11 pm

I could freeze him, and then lose the container at the bottom of the ocean if you like

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Leo on October 17, 2011, 05:46:57 pm

Quote from: Mia on October 17, 2011, 05:23:49 pm

No.

But this time it wasn't even my fault!

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Mia on October 17, 2011, 07:18:01 pm

Your continued existence is enough.

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Leo on October 17, 2011, 10:24:43 pm

That's just racist.

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Mia on October 17, 2011, 10:46:31 pm

Everybody is a little bit racist.

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Leo on October 17, 2011, 10:59:14 pm

I'm not.

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 18, 2011, 02:39:16 am

Me neither.  I'm Leoist.

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Pterrydactyl on October 18, 2011, 12:48:03 pm

Quote from: Mia on October 17, 2011, 10:46:31 pm

Everybody is a little bit racist.

Everyones A Little Bit Racist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbud8rLejLM#)

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Mia on October 18, 2011, 02:54:48 pm

Avenue Q, have to love it.

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 19, 2011, 04:01:01 am

No you have to love me. 

(How is my Leo mimicking, convincing?)

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Leo on October 19, 2011, 11:53:26 am

Your grammar needs a little more work, but I enjoy your ambition.

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 19, 2011, 06:48:35 pm

I think punctuation was the problem.  Here we go again...

No, you have to love me. 

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Leo on October 19, 2011, 09:30:17 pm

Better, but now you need to sound more desperate.

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 20, 2011, 12:56:09 am

ahem.

NO!  You have to love ME!

...or maybe something fresh like:

By 'Avenue Q' and 'it' I hope you mean me, and all night long.

...or really simple & desperate like:

Never mind Avenue Q, Mia.  I won't share your love.

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Leo on October 20, 2011, 01:30:55 am

Second one is spot on. Now lock it down and bring the heat.

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 20, 2011, 01:35:34 am

Thanks.  Mia, give me something to work with, baby. 

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Leo on October 20, 2011, 11:23:37 am

Damn, you're good. I a little afraid you might even be a little better than me now.

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 21, 2011, 09:55:53 am

Quote from: Leo on October 20, 2011, 11:23:37 am

Damn, you're good. I a little afraid you might even be a little better than me now.

I could never beat the master.  But Mia can beat me anytime...

Title: Re: Dear Leo, I'm going to kill you.
Post by: Leo on October 21, 2011, 12:12:41 pm

You're good.