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Random lnsanity / Help me decide
« on: October 25, 2009, 06:48:14 pm »
Not a mac product, I tried the iPod nano and have been utterly underwhelmed.


What I consider up-sides in no order:
Bluetoof
SD expandable
Good video capability with a 3" or so screen
Touch screen if it has wifi, and/or it comes with a reason to have a touch screen (combined or it doesnt matter)
battery life comparable with the Samsung P3 (cowon S9 exceeds this)



Things I have considered:

the P3, S9 and X-1000

42
Random lnsanity / Europeans no longer hate americans
« on: October 09, 2009, 04:14:45 am »
why?

is their retarded ass keyboard.
and their arrogant.

But I fixed the keyboard good and hard baby. Oh yeah I did.

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Random lnsanity / You must construct additional pylons
« on: October 03, 2009, 01:00:42 pm »


Im at the red ox air race. Just saw day one. Seeing day two, guess when, tomorrow.
proof

Almost as good as the lithuanian. Okay fuck that this german chick just shut me down so Im on the interwebs waiting for a proper moment to strike this blonde. Strike with my big black cock that is.

44
Random lnsanity / Empire: Total War
« on: July 29, 2009, 10:32:19 am »
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n2/Dasquirrel/Awesome-1.png



Crashed right towards the end of an amazing victory of 1200 enemy vs my 400. Nothing weird was happening, I simply told one set of troops to go attack another set, one of their last 3 while I still had 6, but the action is something that happens 500 times in a battle. Boom, freeze, crash, autoquit, no save.

45
Random lnsanity / AHHHHHHHHHH PLAYGU
« on: July 28, 2009, 06:37:01 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpuv7VPb2rA&amp;feature=rec-HM-r2" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpuv7VPb2rA&amp;feature=rec-HM-r2</a>

46
Random lnsanity / hey
« on: July 01, 2009, 11:33:36 am »
what song is this?
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShN6npIW8c4" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShN6npIW8c4</a>


Not the keyboard cat part

47
Random lnsanity / Showing off
« on: June 30, 2009, 11:44:28 am »




48
Random lnsanity / Sounds legit
« on: June 30, 2009, 04:32:16 am »
Dear friend,

I know that this letter may come to you as a surprise, I got your contact address from the computerized search. My name is  Dr Frank Saidu. I am the Bill and Exchange (assistant) Manager of Bank of Africa Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso.

In my department I discovered an abandoned sum of twenty million one hundred thousand United State of American dollars (20.1MILLION USA DOLLARS) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer Mr Kurt Kuhle from Alexandra Egypt who died along with his family in Siber airline that crashed into sea at Isreal on 4th October 2001.

Since I got information about his death I have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we can not release it unless somebody applies for it as the next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines, but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him in the plane crash burritos nobody behind for the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don't want the money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

Am contacting you because our deceased customer is a foreigner and a Burkinabe can not stand as a next of kin to foreign customer.

The banking guidelines stipulate that the fund should be transferred into the bank treasury after 8 years if nobody is coming for the claim.

I have agreed that 33% of this money will be for you as foreign partner in respect to the provision of your account for the transfer, 2% will be set aside for expenses that might occurred during the business and 65% would be for me, after which I shall visit your country for disbursement according to the percentagesindicated.

Please I would like you to keep this transaction
confidential and as a top secret as you may wish to know that I am a bank official.
 
Yours sincerely,
Dr Frank Saidu.
=

49
Random lnsanity / A short Story
« on: June 25, 2009, 12:12:10 pm »
So I was taking my girlfriend through Urban Outfitters for her birthday (You stop reading yet?[inb4quotingthisandsayingyes]) and she is looking through clothes and then (being the nerd she is) finds some books and stuff and starts going through them. After she picks a couple of funny books she finds "Living with a huge penis." and says that she's buying it for me. I say thanks and 3 hours later (like 10 minutes) she finally stops looking at books to buy and we go to the counter. The lady who was going to point at which register is open for us looks at the top book on the stack my girlfriend is holding, picks it up, and looks at it, then looks at me, and gives me a
face



She then said "You know, I saw this guy once that had pants with three legs in it." and girlfriend says "Oh, it's totally my penis that's big." I could tell she noticed that this hispanic girl was checking me out and felt threatened. I then checked up on my pants and there just so happened to be a proper bulge going halfway down my thigh, whereas my penis isn't actually that long, especially flaccid, but who knows, Im carrying a book that has a man with 3 legs on the cover. Actually, even better, my girlfriend is, with a smile on her face. The cashier pays no mind to the big penis book. My girlfriend then realized she just bought 100$ in books, and pays anyway.

According to the book, I have "OMG" or "oversized male genitalia" as far as length and just above average in girth. The book is a disappointment really. It's all sarcasm about how horrible it is to have a 3rd leg and how you get teased and such, and how people with "OMG" are envious of tiny penises.

50
Random lnsanity / If RI had a rep system
« on: June 11, 2009, 01:51:18 pm »
Estimate what the "rep" the name posted above you would have, then:
post a name that hasn't been posted before below that name to be rated


I'd say I'd be somewhere around -10,000 due to admin hax.


help you out: Start by rating Zblewski



RULES OF THE GAME IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE ABOVE:

SOMEONE GIVES WHAT NUMERIC VALUE THEY THINK ZBLEWSKI WOULD HAVE IF RIA HAD A REP SYSTEM, THEN THAT SAME PERSON POSTS ANOTHER NAME FOR THE NEXT POSTER TO RATE. NEXT PERSON RATES THAT NAME, AND POSTS ANOTHER, AND SO ON.

51
Random lnsanity / Primerica Scam
« on: June 11, 2009, 01:17:07 pm »
my friend got 100$ and thinks it's the shiznit now, but what he doesn't know is he just sold his mom and friends horrible insurance with rates that will quadruple after the term they haven't been told about unless they read every word of the fine print.

Don't get involved with this company. The pyramid scheme should warn you in the first place, but they pitched it so much better than the last pyramid scheme, I almost thought about joining.

52
Tech Trades / 3mil for 50 tech
« on: June 10, 2009, 02:17:30 am »
yup thats all I want, 50 tech in 10 days when u sign up here. Only need one though. If you really wanna trade and someone got here first, do 3mil for 100 and I'll do it.

53
Random lnsanity / Restart Newsletter
« on: June 09, 2009, 11:00:49 pm »
yup, plz tell meh what you would like.

example: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=40298

54
Random lnsanity / 3.3 billion isk
« on: April 26, 2009, 01:59:43 am »
now I can play for free for 120 days and such.

55
Random lnsanity / Mr. Brooks
« on: March 26, 2009, 11:15:56 am »
Almost cried and I haven't cried in a very long time. Then I was like awwwwwww shitttttttttttttttttt fuck it.

56
Random lnsanity / Want new mp3 player
« on: March 03, 2009, 05:48:54 pm »
I want:
Video capability, 2.5" screen would be good
Not a mac product
SD or micro SD or micro SD/HC expandable.
Real memory size not important, I have a 4gb memory card.

Cheapest you can find

57
Random lnsanity / I can type at 100wpm
« on: March 02, 2009, 04:27:48 pm »
If anyone can find me a good job for someone who types at 100wpm and is decent with computers, people skills (Seriously, you'd be surprised), great computer literacy, beginner in computer diagnostic and repair, beginner programming skills, and average organizational skills (PM me if you are serious and want any more info), and I take the job, I'll give you 100$ once my first paycheck is guaranteed/comes in, which is a negotiable amount depending on the salary I would get.

Seems like 40-45WPM can get me "28,000$ - 45,000$", so I expect a good salary.

Working at home would be a big plus, but if not, must be in New York City.
Salary minimum is 40,000$/year, but that's a serious minimum. 39,999$ is too little for my desired lifestyle.

Notes: I have almost no job experience, and would not be willing to leave college without a good salary and a good benefit plan.

58
Random lnsanity / I saw the first half of Escape from New York
« on: February 14, 2009, 11:44:48 pm »
I finally know where C-zom's (old?) avatar is from. When I saw the scene, I actually told my girlfriend. Made her lol. She eventually made me change the channel to "how's your news." Im gonna watch the rest asap. Was hilariously shittay. On par with UKM: Killing Machine.

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Random lnsanity / Bill Mays
« on: January 30, 2009, 03:25:34 pm »
<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1898843" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1898843</a>

60
Random lnsanity / My mouse catching story
« on: January 25, 2009, 05:38:08 am »
I am a vegetarian and I care.

That being said:

A mouse infiltrated my room somehow, and my cat caught on because he sleeps on me and is a fucking badass motherfucker. He jumps off my lap at 5AM and wakes me up. Im like "fucking cat." Then he's attacking my shoe. Weird right? Fuck it, he thinks there's a mouse or something in there, it's probably just my shoelace. 5 minutes later he's still attacking my shoe. So I pick up my shoe and hit it to the ground to make whatever might have been in it come out, assuming nothing will come out, and lay it on its side, to reveal a mouse, dazed by its shocking landing. Kitty pounces but the mouse squirms out and squeezes between my laptop and my bed, my cat chases it and it runs into a crack between my dresser, a little cabinet, and the wall. I try to beat the mouse out of the crack with a T-square, but I can't quite get it, and instead of getting something more suitable (while my cat is in a KILL FRENZY trying to grab this mouse that's 2 times its leg length out of reach), I decide to let my cat get a try, so I pull out the little cabinet and give my cat the chance to run in there.

Of course he hesitates and the mouse gets away behind my dresser. I'm like... "BALLS!" SO I get back in bed, tell my kitty "don't worry, it's both of our faults" out loud, and try to sleep. Of course I can't, so I get on the computer and turn on the TV. 45 minutes later, my cat is going psycho attacking my laundrey basket at the base. I decide to humor the possibility, and see my cat swatting that brave motherfucking mouse who decided to come out already. He chases it around my room and it squeeks when he grabs it with his mouth. I'm like "GOOD FUCKING JOB KITTY!" but then he brings it over back to the laundrey basket, drops it, and lets it run so he can chase it again. It runs over to my backpack, and inside the small pocket. Cat doesn't notice this but I do, so I zip up the pocket and take the backpack over to the stairs.

I then realize I'm in nothing but boxers, it's fucking cold outside, and I can't get decent enough to let the mouse outside like I normally do without taking a shower and I didn't really feel like that. So I grab a kitchen sized set of tweezers (like for salads) and start taking everything out of that pocket of my backpack, digging down to where the mouse is terrified for its life. I grab it by the tail, it squirms very little as I put it into a plastic bag. I then show the cat "haha I got it" by dangling the mouse over my cat, and my cat swats it around a little. Just a little torture. Then I realize that I still don't feel like taking a shower to go outside, and I dont feel like going out in the cold pre-shower. So I go over to my back window, unlock it, and toss the bag with the mouse out of it for it to fall 3 stories. Let's hope the mouse hung on tight because the bag floated relatively gently. BUt chances are he was like "FUCK I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE" then fell to his death.

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