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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Crunka on June 25, 2007, 01:41:33 am

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: Crunka on June 25, 2007, 01:41:33 am

...it's gay...

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: Chaos Poet on June 25, 2007, 01:43:29 am

What happened?

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: Crunka on June 25, 2007, 01:51:35 am

i don't know, some bs about the "spark" of the relationship or whatever not being there for her anymore.

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: Chaos Poet on June 25, 2007, 01:53:39 am

... You know what would make you feel better?...

...Crapping on her windshield...

worked for me.

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: Crunka on June 25, 2007, 01:54:17 am

...

>_>


<_<


...


she doesn't have a car....

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: Mr_Cynic on June 25, 2007, 05:29:55 pm

Then crap on her.

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: smeeth on June 25, 2007, 06:25:19 pm

Quote from: Mr_Cynic

Then crap on her.

Win.

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: solunsford on June 25, 2007, 08:41:50 pm

Well, I'd say that about sums that up.

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: 1ofkind on June 25, 2007, 11:34:50 pm

Quote from: Crunka

i don't know, some bs about the "spark" of the relationship or whatever not being there for her anymore.

That explanation is so lacking in thought that it pisses me off. She's the type that becomes fat, lazy, and completely stupid. You're better off without her if you're smart. Look for a girl that's humble, happy, and modest.

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: Chaos Poet on June 26, 2007, 12:40:28 am

and nice hooters...i mean eyes...

<_<
.
.
>_>

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: smeeth on June 26, 2007, 12:53:42 am

And doesn't mind if you crap on her once in a while.

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: 1ofkind on June 26, 2007, 12:55:30 am

That's defiantly kinky sex right there.

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: smeeth on June 26, 2007, 12:58:03 am

I wasn't aware there was another kind.

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: Chaos Poet on June 26, 2007, 12:59:09 am

scat p0rn < puke p0rn

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: smeeth on June 26, 2007, 01:03:30 am

Ewwww... That ain't cool. Scat = poop right?

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: Chaos Poet on June 26, 2007, 01:08:00 am

yes, and both are really gross if you ask me...but puke is not as gross as shit

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: smeeth on June 26, 2007, 01:09:26 am

If you think about it, it's the same thing but in different stages. Poop is fully digested, puke is partially digested.

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: Mr_Cynic on June 26, 2007, 07:10:11 am

JUST STOP THAT CONVERSATION RIGHT THERE!

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: Shadow gamer on June 26, 2007, 11:21:47 am

Quote from: Mr_Cynic

JUST STOP THAT CONVERSATION RIGHT THERE!

This. For the love of God this!

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: ace of spades on June 26, 2007, 11:47:55 am

so basically, your girlfriend dumped you because she doesn't like you that way anymore? i'm sorry to hear that

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: Babelonians on June 26, 2007, 11:54:15 am

grrrr EVIL!!!!!!!!! i feel for ya dog. find a chick who is nice and can cook

Title: so, my gf dumped me
Post by: Gunkirk on June 26, 2007, 01:08:45 pm

Quote from: Babelonians

grrrr EVIL!!!!!!!!! i feel for ya dog. find a chick who is nice and can cook

And being able to do a proper fuc job with a few presses on the buttons...