Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: David Belle on September 08, 2009, 04:59:53 pm
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http://omegle.com/ (http://omegle.com/)
Apparently it sets you up so you may talk to strangers. Here is an example:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: what's up
Stranger: nothing you?
You: I AM NEW TO THIS THING IT SEEMS COOL
Stranger: so am i
Stranger: people cyber alot on here
You: my pants are off right now
Stranger: are mine
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: so are mine*
You: I'm a giant fucking gila monster from the swamps of Iceland
Stranger: ..?
You: My lizard tongue flicks out at you in order to try to smell you better
You: My eyes dart casually from side to side
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Hehe, reminds me of the bloodninja convos.
I've been hearing about Omegle on the other RI for months now, but I never bothered finding out what it was.
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finally, another gila monster. thank you internet for making love possible.
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Most amazing site ever.
I got married to another stranger there a couple days ago...
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You cheating little ...
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You: And then.
Stranger: ?
You: I was walking towards a man, and the man was me.
You: You mind if I ask you something kinda personal, Davie?
You: Why do we dream?
You: And then.
You: I was walking towards a light, and the light was my heart.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Suddenly.
You: I was walking towards a shadow, and the shadow was the suffering of our race.
You: And I fell into the sky.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: heyy.
You: I heard the bells of the fathers and the mothers, the architects of our condition, ringing out. And I dreamt of a sea above the sky, where time concerned only the woken mind. And I held my lantern away from me, towards the far beyond, towards the shores of another monument, towards what may come.
You: And I dreamt.
Stranger: uh. did u write this?
You: Yes.
Stranger: thats soo good!
You: I appreciate it.
Stranger: i LOVE it.
You: Too bad the gila monster just showed up.
You: I was starting to think we had escaped.
You: o bai
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Stranger: Hello im Tom from sweden
You: Hello Tom.
You: Picture this, okay?
Stranger: maybe
You: There are lots of people in the world.
Stranger: yea
You: Think of how many people dream a night.
Stranger: mm
You: Now think about all of the dreams floating around in the minds of the men and women and children of the planet Earth.
You: All of the fantasies and nightmares and clouds and dangers.
You: And think about what would happen if we built a gigantic laser cannon that harnessed the power of all of those dreams, and then shot the moon and blew it up, sending the Earth into chaos.
Stranger: rm ok
You: You and me, Tom, let's built this thing.
You: Although I don't know how.
Stranger: to be fair earth is allready in chaos and we should try and fix it not send it to hell
You: Good point.
You: Okay.
You: New plan.
Stranger: have fun planing
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Oh, burn.
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I feel really sad now, because I lied about everything in this convo except maybe wanting to visit.
Stranger: hello
You: Wonderful to meet you.
Stranger: hehe Nice 2 meet you too
Stranger: how r u?
You: I am superb.
Stranger: you sound so optimistic! hehe, that`s nice
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Yeah, it's the right attitude to have.
Stranger: yep
You: I'm from South Barduke.
You: I just went biking and I feel great.
Stranger: South barduke... where on earth is this? hehe
You: It's a fairly small town in New Hampshire, US of A.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: that sounds great!
Stranger: i live a little farther
Stranger: in Spain
Stranger: hehe
You: oh, lovely.
Stranger: well... It's lovely but it's too hot in summer!
You: Aha, yeah, it's not too bad here, usually.
Stranger: you're lucky
You: Spain is one of the worldly locations that I would like to visit someday.
Stranger: you have to
Stranger: There are plenty of things to do
Stranger: hehe
You: I'm sure.
Stranger: I'm not from spain but i live here since 2001
Stranger: and I love this country! hehe
You: Well, the stories I've heard from people who have visited there are pretty darn good.
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: the only problem is what i was saying
You: The heat in the summer, yeah.
Stranger: at this mmoment is 4.16 am (we don't sleep so much as you can see) and it's about 75º ... but in august or july temperatures at night were about 85º or so
You: I've visited some parts of New Mexico that have some of the same temperatures. It's a dry heat, though. Spain, to me, feels like a place where it would be humid.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: soo humid that you are sweating all day
You: Oh jeez.
Stranger: yep
Stranger: But winter is lovely
Stranger: hehe
You: I've grown accustomed to the slightly coller weather here, and I enjoy the snow that we get.
You: cooler*
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: i love snow... but the nearest place with snow is about 4 hours in car
You: Aha.
You: Well, I feel that it gives the entire area a feeling of solace, of being alone but not lonely. The way the moonlight reflects the subdued colors of the icy landscape really captures your awareness.
Stranger: heheeh
Stranger: that's true
You: Actually, I have to be getting offline now, but you seem like a very nice person and I'm glad I talked to you.
Stranger: So as you
You: Maybe one day I'll get to Spain.
You: No.
You: I will.
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: you have to!
You: I do have to!
Stranger: hehe
You: ^_^
Stranger: remember that spain is different!
You: Indeed.
You: Well, goodbye for now.
Stranger: goodbye
You have disconnected.
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Dude! That was a prime opportunity to get a number and some prime not-Spanish-but-lives-in-Spain-so-it's-still-good ass!!!
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Dude! That was a prime opportunity to get a number and some prime not-Spanish-but-lives-in-Spain-so-it's-still-good ass!!!
We stuck-up Fake New Hampshirites don't get numbers. We get even.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: suddenly......
You: a Rancor busts into the room!!
You: What do you do?
You: You have only secounds
Stranger: haha
Stranger: whats a rancor?
You: OH MY GOD YOUR GONNA.....wait, did you just ask what a Rancor is?
You: WHY DO YOU EVEN OWN THE INTERNET?!?
You have disconnected.
Well that was fun....
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You: You have only secounds
What are you, European?
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omg ive been on this site for hours its so fun
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I had a bunch of logs last night but evidently since I put them in the browser they are gone forever now.
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Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: nm
Stranger: f.m?
You: do you like donkeys
Stranger: i love them
You: want to see a donkey show
Stranger: na
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Stranger: hey
You: could you be the one?
You: I'm looking for love
Stranger: m o r f
You: you may be a stranger but we're no strangers to love
You: I am female
Stranger: i am male
You: want to see my tits?
Stranger: well
Stranger: yeahh
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You: I'm a man
Stranger: f
You: well hi thar
Stranger: hi
You: want to pretend to be spiders
You: and have spider sex
Stranger: fuck
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You: hello
You: do you like breasts
Stranger: hm
Stranger: some kinds
You: what kinds
Stranger: mostly female ones
You: mostly?
Stranger: well all the time apart from my own man ones
You: you want a father figure in the bedroom?
You: someone to hold and feel safe with
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: I'm taylor swift
You: I'm collecting anonymous survey info on how fans like my music
You: have you seen me in concert?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ı am ricky martin
You: really? wow
You: I used to be ricky martin
Stranger: yea yea
Stranger: ı really eicky martin
You: awesome, I trust you, here's my address
You: are you ready?
Stranger: yea
You: why dont you get a pen and paper and then have a seat right over there
Stranger: you are
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haha wtf at the end he just says 'you are' and leaves
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You: Hi
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You: hola
Stranger: do you like the jonas brothers?
You: only when they are on top
Stranger: huh?
You: I like to be dominated
Stranger: whoa k
You: do you like pickles
Stranger: nah there nasty
You: too bad
You: how about start fruit
You: star
Stranger: nahh
Stranger: idk i never had it actually
You: I can help you out with that
You: HOLY SHIT, It's Chris Hansen
Stranger: LMAOOOOOO
Stranger: funnnny ha
You: I gotta go poop
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You: how bout a round of applause
Stranger: i am not a female, and i am not a horny male either, and yes i am 30
You: a standing ovation
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You: that was quite a show. very entertaining.
You: you really had me going.
Stranger: ha?
You: but it's over now
Stranger: what are you talking about?
You: go on and take a bow
Stranger: for waha
Stranger: *what
You: don't say you're sorry
You: you're only sorry you got caught
Stranger: oh god!
You: I have you on tape
Stranger: oh
You: and now the whole world knows
Stranger: really?
Stranger: so
You: no one will make the mistake I made
You: I thought you were different, fucknut
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not different
Stranger: I'm the worst!
Stranger: i'm a demon!
You: remember that guy you always worried about and I told you nothing would ever happen
You: well I was crying and telling him how you treated me and he said he thought I deserved best and he always thought I was great
You: and I fucked him just to show you you're wrong
Stranger: vc eh do brasil neh porra?
You: huh? you're pentecostal?
You: this isn't a religious site
Stranger: sure?
You: no speaking in tongues
Stranger: talk with my dick!
You: do you talk with anything else?
Stranger: oh dear god!
Stranger: why don't you kill yourself?
You: do you like waffles
You: I do
Stranger: yeah
You: they're tasty
You: I like little cakes
Stranger: I like your ass
You: I can feel you penetrating me with your mind
You: it's not very satisfying
Stranger: gay...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: poop
You: poop
Stranger: why
You: why not
You: you don't like poop?
Stranger: smells
You: even with peanuts?
Stranger: with beans
You: too runny
You: then you have to wipe forever
You: no fun the the sandpaper TP I have
You: makes my butt bleed
Stranger: how about your pussy
Stranger: what do u wipe that with
You: no, i like it there
Stranger: keep the poop away from ut
Stranger: it
You: front to back, always
Stranger: good girl
You: but its tough to keep it out of the hair
Stranger: well
Stranger: get a douch
Stranger: will clean that up
You: I got you, don't I
Stranger: well
Stranger: for now
You: I thought you loved me?
Stranger: but your fucking too many other guys
You: not into shrimpin?
Stranger: hard to know who have been there every time I go in
Stranger: i like rod hunting Sea Kittens
You: so does my daddy
Stranger: but he can not get it up any more .... your days fucking him are over ...... you have to do the kids now
You:
You: daddy says when the rash goes away, it's right back on the streets for me
Stranger: dicks are small but hard
Stranger: well you have to bring in the bacon
You: I can hide the rash, but the puss is a dead givaway
Stranger: dont use the money all on crack
You: meth is cheeper
Stranger: buy some angle dust for a change
You: the itching scares a few away, but the guys with no teeth are always good to go
Stranger: all they need is to be touched
Stranger: did you do that percing u told me about
You: yep. top of the butthole. It hurt like hell, and I think the needle was rusty. He said it was poop, but I don't believe him
Stranger: get some lemon squeez it on it
You: hope I don't get lockjaw
You: I wouldn't make half the money with my jaw wired shut
Stranger: well you will stil have that ass and pussy running the show
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You: hi
Stranger: heya]
You: how are you doing?
Stranger: tired
Stranger: u?
You: I'm alive
Stranger: lol
You: I suppose it could be a cruel joke
You: being alive
You: or maybe it's a really funny joke and I missed the punchline
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You: greetings
Stranger: hello there
You: why doesn't the sun shine on me?
Stranger: is it night over there?
You: let me check
You: well I defiently don't see the sun
You: and it's dark
You: I'm going to assume it's night
Stranger: i like night
You: as do I
Stranger: it is night over here too
You: I don't like sleep though
Stranger: me tooo
Stranger: i sleep in the morning
You: I wish I was an insominiac
You: they don't sleep
Stranger: but they live like they re sleeping when they re wake...
Stranger: i like what i am
Stranger: i sleep a few hours
Stranger: and mostly after the sun comes up
You: but there are dreams
You: I suppose i'd mis dreams
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i almost never remember mines...
You: my English teacher was telling the class about a strange recurring dream he has
Stranger: wich was?
You: he's teaching class and it's going phenomenal
You: he asks a question and everytime 30 hands in the air
You: and then he finishes and he's exhausted and he sits down
You: and the class starts to slow clap
You: and then they come up and dump Gatorade on him
Stranger: haah
Stranger: thats bizarre
You: yes
You: yes it is
You: like a moose on a bicycle
Stranger: have u ever seen waking life?
You: no
Stranger: u should
Stranger: its about dreams
Stranger: and phylosophy
You: I saw March of the Penguins once
You: it was quite boring
Stranger: i bet it is
You: DON'T EVER GO SEE IT
You: go see something nice
You: like uh...
Stranger: oaky
Stranger: i can do that
You: Skillet
You: defiently Skillet
You: that would be much better than Penguins
Stranger: dont know that one
Stranger: what is it about?
Stranger: just a sec
You: Skillet's a band
You: they play music
You: with instruments
You: like guitars and drums
You: and they're named after a pan
You: a frying pan
Stranger: oh
Stranger: what is a pan?
You: you cook penises in it
You: and bacon
You: mmm... bacon
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sounds crazy
Stranger: where they´re from?
You: um...
You: the United States?
Stranger: u too?
You: Memphis, Tennessee Skillet comes from
You: so I was right
You: they are from the US
Stranger: gonna google it
Stranger: look in youtube, better...
You: yes
You: you could do that
You: it's like eating bacon
You: amazing
Stranger: i really hate bacn
Stranger: bacon
Stranger: sorry
You: I feel sorry for you
Stranger: i almost dont eat meat
You: I like hot dogs
You: and pie
You: and cake
You: LIES
Stranger: lies?
Stranger: u like lies?
You: no
You: the cake is a lie
You: it's terrible
You: but it tastes really good
You: best lie I ever did taste
You: but I do not eat lies often so I guess that says very little
Stranger: tahts crazy
Stranger: i like your surrealist way of talking
You: alright then
You: I'm going to have to admit I do not know exactly what surrealism is
Stranger: really?
Stranger: wait
You: super serial
Stranger: do you know salvador dali?
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrealism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrealism)
You: so it's just random talking?
Stranger: not jsut random
Stranger: it maybe have a meaning
Stranger: for u
Stranger: and for me another one
Stranger: its like a dream
You: or literature
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: or life
You: I suppose
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sso
Stranger: what next?
You: trains
You: you gotta love em
Stranger: in fact
Stranger: not like sheldon
Stranger: but i love them
You: Thomas
You: Thomas the Tank Engine
You: he's blue
You: and he talks
You: he's like a bigger sully from Monster's Inc
You: except he doesn't scare small children
Stranger: no, they usually loves them
You: usually
You: but I guess it's like clowns
You: some childders just don't like them
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thats true
Stranger: i hated them
Stranger: i really dont like even now
Stranger: but theys scares the shit out of me when i was a child
You: they can do that
Stranger: they are scary
Stranger: and ugly
Stranger: and REALLY not fun at all
You: DEMON CLOWNS
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: they are!
You: or perhaps they are agents of a darker cause who have been manipulated by an evil overlord and have no say in the atrocities they commit
Stranger: no, they are guilty
Stranger: i know that
Stranger: i can see it in their eyes
Stranger: they are no puppets
You: puppets have wooden eyes
Stranger: they dont
Stranger: u know that
You: yes
You: I would say clowns eyes are not wooden
Stranger: they are not
You: unless it was a wooden clown
Stranger: i never see one of this
You: I'm sure there must be one out there
You: CERAMIC CLOWNS!
You: they have cermaic eyes!
Stranger: hahahaah
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and they are even more bizarre than the real ones
You: dead inside
You: clowns are dead inside
Stranger: dont know that
Stranger: they seen alive
Stranger: looking for lifes to suck in
You: because they're dead
You: they have to leech off of the living
You: zombies
You: all clowns are really zombies
You: and they're slowly taking over our society as we know it
You: get your shovel ready
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: you must be right
Stranger: ill be prepare for them
Stranger: i got my shotgun here in somewhere
Stranger: they will never get near to me
Stranger: NEVER
You: don't worrry
You: I'll come save you when the zombies take over
Stranger: thank you!
Stranger: are u like a zombie buster?
You: I work for the government
You: I specialize in rare dangerous creature extermination
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: thats sound sexy
Stranger: hahaha
You: oh very
You: ladies swoon when I walk by
Stranger: uh
Stranger: but u promise will protect me first
You: I promise
Stranger: okay (L)
Stranger: ill be waiting
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are oyu?
You: I'm alive
You: how about you?
Stranger: same
Stranger: whats up?
You: ceiling still hanging in there
Stranger: coool
You: yeah, it's real coool
You: like a leather jacket
You: keeps me warm and cool
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Wow, that one guy really got into a deep convo with you.
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You: HEYO!
Stranger: hi
You: are you mocking me?
Stranger: no
You: i do believe i caught a mocking tone.
Stranger: well then you believe it nerd
You: DONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF PIXELS!!!!!!
Stranger: u talk funny
You: i know.You: ^_^
You: i iz noob
Stranger: ur weird too
You: stop picking on me!
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You: grape
Stranger: HEY 55 YEAR OLD MAN LOOKING FOR A HORNY TEEN GIRL
You: umm.. that's dirty.
You: stupid old man.
Stranger: err
You: ur a noob
You: i pwn noobs
Stranger: and you are?
You: i eat them for breakfast.
You: i'm God.
You: as of now
You: ...
Stranger: hmmm
You: strange, huh?
Stranger: are you a horny teen?
You: no, i'm God. did you miss that?
Stranger: then bye
You: bye
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You cheating little ...
Now, now Tim... Remember that I have 6 wives and 5 husbands.
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You cheating little ...
Now, now Tim... Remember that I have 6 wives and 5 husbands.
That seems like more than I can remember.
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You: the internet is for porn
You: Porn!
You: the internet is for porn
You: Porn!
Stranger: hi
You: grab your dicks and double click for porn, porn, porn
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i like porn
Stranger: porn make me life
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You: I'm a man
Stranger: Vanessa?
You: ...........
You: are you asking if I"m vanessa
Stranger: Yes.
You: is vanessa a man?
Stranger: No. But I do not believe you.
Stranger: I do not think you are a man.
You: why do you think I'm not a man?
Stranger: Why do you think you are?
You: because I have a penis
You: 6==3
Stranger: This doesn'tprove anthing.
You: in that case, neither would me saying I'm vanessa, prove that I am vanessa
You: so there is no point in you asking, if you really dont want to believe me
Stranger: Ha.. So you are a girl. I was right.
You: lol
You: no, you're just really lonely
Stranger: No. You are.
You: so what if I am?
You: never said I wasn't
Stranger: So.. Why are you lonely?
You: none of your business, stranger
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double post.
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: constipated
You: sounds exciting
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You cheating little ...
Now, now Tim... Remember that I have 6 wives and 5 husbands.
That seems like more than I can remember.
I just got married three more times today! I'll let you know when I get married again... don't kill me. I feel murderous intent...
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You: hello
Stranger: i
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: asl?
You: I'm alright
You: do you know the capital of Uzbekistan?
Stranger: no
You: what about Russia?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: fom
Stranger: from?
You: from?
Stranger: ı asked before
You: and I suppose that gives you priority
You: well I live on Earth
You: what about you?
You: Mars I suppose, huh?
You: most of us don't have that privelage
Stranger: many extend
Stranger: from?
You: didn't I just answer that?
You: seriously, go back in the log
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You: hola
Stranger: i pull out my huge cock
You: blue 14 blue 14
Stranger: HUT
Stranger: IN UR MOUTH BITCH
You: eagle 6 eagle 6
Stranger: in the sky
You: 7 purple 5 you
Stranger: ur chooking on cock u cant talk
You: watch the safety
Stranger: i got that on dont worry
You: block your man
Stranger: ok you are gay
You: 6 14 6 14
You: hike
You: hike hike
You: hut
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
Stranger: hut?
You: TOUCHDOWN!!!
You: now I'm gonna do someone's mother
Stranger: please be mine
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You: meow
Stranger: woof
You: meow meow
Stranger: bark woof howl
You: hiss
Stranger: *bites*
You: *scratches*
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You: purple
Stranger: yellow
Stranger: ?!?!?!?!
You: blue
You: !?!?!?!?!?!?!
Stranger: blue is for faggots
Stranger: pink is where
Stranger: it is ayt
You: you're for faggots
You: your house is where it's at
Stranger: i believe you are quite right sir
Stranger: well played
You: thank you, kind gentleman
You: would you like a spot o tea?
Stranger: no thank you as i am dangerously late for my cricket game, ta ta!
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You: RAWr!
You: I'm a dinosaur!
Stranger: dinosaur?
Stranger: what does it mean?
You: it means
You: that i'm a dinosaur
Stranger: i'm a dragon
You: RAWr!
Stranger: asl?
You: I am...
You: immortal, a hermaphrodite, and I live in Antarctica.
You: you?
Stranger: I live in Arctic
You: Such a detailed description.
You: I could stalk you with that info
Stranger: could U?
You: yesh because
You: I AM
You: A CEREAL KILLER
You: i'll raid your pantry
You: omnomnom
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You: hi
Stranger: Hello.
You: watup
Stranger: Nothing.
You: where u from?
Stranger: Japan.
You: dare me to g et another beer?
Stranger: You are from where?
You: USA fuck face!
Stranger: Apparently.