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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: 1ofkind on October 21, 2009, 12:37:58 am

Title: I'm Thinking Freemansonry
Post by: 1ofkind on October 21, 2009, 12:37:58 am: There's a free masonry not far from me, and I'm thinking about joining it. I don't know why other than that I'd love to follow my country's founding fathers. What do you guys think?
Title: I'm Thinking Freemansonry
Post by: Thunder Strike on October 21, 2009, 01:03:14 am: What is it?
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Post by: 1ofkind on October 21, 2009, 01:22:53 am: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasonry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasonry)
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Post by: Reoga on October 21, 2009, 01:34:35 am: Good luck moving up in the order unless you have teh hookups.
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Post by: Janquel on October 21, 2009, 01:38:35 am: Quote from: Reoga
Good luck moving up in the order unless you have teh hookups.
Pretty sure you need to know someone already in to gain acceptance, really.
Title: I'm Thinking Freemansonry
Post by: 1ofkind on October 21, 2009, 01:42:39 am: I got the phone # of the dude in charge

I'm always to drunk/shy to call when i feel like it though

they always have a meeting on my day off at the lodge

I don't no why I don't call this fuck face
Title: I'm Thinking Freemansonry
Post by: The Angry Alien on October 21, 2009, 01:16:06 pm: There's one near my house too, I'll find the lodge number later. Bring up the topic of NWD during one of the meetings and tell us what they say, just for the lulz.

That is, if you're still alive...
Title: I'm Thinking Freemansonry
Post by: Vice Man on October 21, 2009, 04:13:41 pm: Quote from: Zitan XLII
There's one near my house too, I'll find the lodge number later. Bring up the topic of NWD during one of the meetings and tell us what they say, just for the lulz.

That is, if you're still alive...

Sure, like they would let a newbie know what's going on. Here, have a useful hierarchy graph to know what's really going on:

(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8915/conspiracies.jpg)
Title: I'm Thinking Freemansonry
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 21, 2009, 06:51:26 pm: lol he said freemasons not freemansons
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Post by: The Angry Alien on October 21, 2009, 07:20:54 pm: I knew Columbia Pictures was evil...
Title: I'm Thinking Freemansonry
Post by: Vice Man on October 21, 2009, 09:48:49 pm: Quote from: llamavore
lol he said freemasons not freemansons

That's their ACTUAL name. Only their members and people who have spent several years researching their nefarious ways know this.

EDIT: And now you. Use this knowledge wisely.
Title: I'm Thinking Freemansonry
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 22, 2009, 08:46:18 am: hey freemansons I know your real name. let me in or I'll tell youtube. bsides I heard you liek mudkipz
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Post by: Vice Man on October 22, 2009, 09:54:49 am: Quote from: llamavore
hey freemansons I know your real name. let me in or I'll tell youtube. bsides I heard you liek mudkipz

You can laugh now, we'll see who's laughing when Helter Skelter starts.
Title: I'm Thinking Freemansonry
Post by: The Angry Alien on October 22, 2009, 11:03:38 am: The lodge near me is lodge 309, just sitting there. Driving home I look out my window,

[!--quoteo(post=0:date=:name=Zitan XLII)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE (Zitan XLII)[div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]Day care center, Publix, Tee-Ball park, Masonic Lodge, Public Library...[/quote]
Isn't that nice?
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 22, 2009, 02:26:02 pm: just a collective closet where guys can come out without their wives knowing. things like this have existed since the beginning.

edit: I'm sure you'll get in 1ofkind, just accidentally drop things a few times and retrieve them slowly. +miniskirt and pantyhose
Title: I'm Thinking Freemansonry
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on October 23, 2009, 01:27:14 pm: Quote
1ofkind
Totally Normal
21 years old

Do it. Freemasons = excuse to drink beer together but only if you share the same morals

And, I hope you aren't atheist because then you would be like me and not be accepted, lol

But, generally, you don't call up the Freemasons and get a registration form. You have to be invited by a brother.
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Post by: The Angry Alien on October 23, 2009, 01:59:50 pm: Quote from: Hyperonic
And, I hope you aren't atheist because then you would be like me and not be accepted, lol
Yeah, you don't need to follow a specified religion, but you have to believe in "The Great Architect of the Universe"
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Post by: Gangs on October 23, 2009, 02:00:34 pm: i loled at the flow chart,
Indians have no secret societies...i feel unwanted!
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Post by: ZPO4O on October 23, 2009, 04:26:54 pm: in fact, not only do you have to be invited by a brother, you need to have TWO members in good standing vouch for you.

I myself would LOVE to be a freemason, but I dont know anyone in the order.
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Post by: Vice Man on October 23, 2009, 06:03:06 pm: So, besides scheming to take over the world, what do Freemasons do? I checked in Wikipedia but it doesn't say much other than they do stuff for charity.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 23, 2009, 06:27:59 pm: Quote from: Vice Man
So, besides scheming to take over the world, what do Freemasons do? I checked in Wikipedia but it doesn't say much other than they do stuff for charity.
Quote from: llamavore
just a collective closet where guys can come out without their wives knowing.

read harder.
Title: I'm Thinking Freemansonry
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on October 25, 2009, 04:58:40 pm: It's kinda like official drinking buddies. Yeah, they do cool things every once in awhile, but all in all, it's people to party with.

Like the Lions and Elks.
Title: I'm Thinking Freemansonry
Post by: crazyisraelie on October 25, 2009, 08:10:09 pm: My uncle was a Freemason.