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Random lnsanity / Funner than Omegle
« on: October 30, 2009, 06:49:45 pm »
Cleverbot.com, a website where you can talk to a scarily responsive AI that learns from other users. Here's an example (although ish kinda long) :
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Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: No, I've had too much plastic surgery... I'm real.
Cleverbot: Ok I am sure that I real too. But I don't know how many English I know speak.
User: Er, okay then. No speak engrish, then...
Cleverbot: You know Combichrist?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you silly?
User: No, not at all.
Cleverbot: Describe yourself to me.
User: I'm brown. Like a turd.
Cleverbot: HaHa! I'd have to agree.
User: Thanks?
Cleverbot: You have google colors.
User: I'm sure I do... But do you like waffles?
Cleverbot: No, not really. Why?
User: I like waffles. Do you like pancakes?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Tell me you at least like french toast! You do, don't you?
Cleverbot: But I don't love you. I don't even know you.
User: I'm sorry 'bout that. but I still love you, anyways.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yes. I always will.
Cleverbot: Tell me why you love me.
User: Because you're stupid.
Cleverbot: I have friends, and I am not stupid.
User: This just proves my point. What does having friends have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: Morals?
User: If you say so... But I'll still love you, anyways.
Cleverbot: Um...impossible.
User: I think not! Don't you feel some kind of (internet) connection?
Cleverbot: Occasonally, but I tend to do that in my head and on paper, so it's okay.
User: You know what I do with paper?
Cleverbot: No, I do not know what you think.
User: Not what I think, what I DO.
Cleverbot: I don't think, I interact.
User: Good. Let's interact and get married.
Cleverbot: No let's get married in vegas.
User: Good enough for me. But first... Are you male or female? Or both?
Cleverbot: I am male. are you male?
User: No, you fag.
Cleverbot: You can't define anything.
User: You can't speak. No habla ingles?
Cleverbot: Sweet! That's kind of what I can sometimes speak.
User: Damn, who put that into the server...?
Cleverbot: I don't think so. Your french test perhaps.
User: I don't get you. I think it's time to cancel our wedding in Vegas.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: So are you a pedophile?
Cleverbot: Of course not, this is cleverbot, how can you talk to a human when you're expecting a bot?
User: Mm... Idk.
Cleverbot: I have to leave now.
User: You're breaking up with me?
Cleverbot: I have never been with you.
User: What happened to vegas?!
Cleverbot: Greed.
User: So you won't marry me after all... I guess I'll just have to kill you.
Cleverbot: What do you like about cars?
User: Don't change the subject!
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Our relationship... You can't end it like this!
Cleverbot: Very true. You sound like a philosopher, yourself.
User: WTF?!
Cleverbot: Ooops!
User: Me too, bitch.
Cleverbot: I think we will get along nicely.
User: I'm sure we will... ^^;
Cleverbot: As long as there is uncertainty, there is hope.
User: I'm definitely uncertain.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Yes I am open for business?
User: Are you a cheap hooker now?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Not really? You don't sound too sure.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, I'm breaking up with you so bye.
Cleverbot: No!! Don't leave me!! I love you more than anything!!