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Random lnsanity / Lets Get Me Out Of Being A POW!
« on: June 29, 2007, 11:58:36 pm »
Excellent, you guys are pretty good talkers.

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Random lnsanity / Wierd/Cool dreams
« on: June 29, 2007, 11:55:24 pm »
Quote from: Castille
that wasnt sexual? but why wouldnt u be alolowed do the forums censor u?
LOL Well I just asked, and I'm new here. I don't know my way around this way.

One dream I had cracks me up till this day. I was chilln, and this girl saids to me that I'm cute so I just go, OK, and then she explained well when a girl saids that you're cute that means that she wants to fark you now. And then get to know you later.

I wonder if that's true, and till this say await to hear a girl say that to me. LOL

Another dream I had was about this asian girl at my work who used to drive me to lunch with her lyke everyday! Well iI had this one dream about her while she's driving me to lunch, and we're getting off on the exit we get off on to get to where all the food places are and in the middle of that she invites me into receiving oral sex from her. Now what's strange is we're getting off on this exit, and she not watching the road as she's going down. It's just to bad she practically has a husband. Just now I think I know where this dream derived from.

One night in work we were farther away from everyone else, and I think she was drunk. She started asking me inappropriate questions, and then she went wild: began telling me that she loves to blow trumpets, and that she cheats on her boyfriend all the time, but just don't tell him that or else he would get mad. She never referenced that conversation nor does she act like it ever happen. I herd it only takes two beers to get her wasted, and I think she did have some that night before work.

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Random lnsanity / Guess What I Just Ordered
« on: June 29, 2007, 11:36:24 pm »
Quote from: King Without A Crown
i said scope i r teh winnar

Quote from: Kaiser
How much did that cost you?
Romanian GP AK-WASR w/accs. - $340 Shipping, and transfers fees included
1k 7.62X39 Golden Tiger FMJ $170 Shipping included
Russian PSO Sniper Scope $160 Shipping included

Total = $670

Everything I already had, and it's just the scope I ordered.

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Random lnsanity / God am I out of shape.
« on: June 29, 2007, 11:26:05 pm »
Before when I was just about to go into the military, and I had special forces glaring in my eyes I was running about 5 miles every night, but now with my job I can't. I work nonstop lifting, throwing, and kicking the shit out of heavy boxes for hours. My upper body is probably exceptional at this point, and my legs suck. I'm starting to do squats, and even though after them I can barely walk I wake up to no soreness. I hope to be in shape for Muay Thai/getting laid instantly by the summer. Oh, yeah, and I do 500 sit ups almost everyday.

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Random lnsanity / *Finally* I have the buttsecks member thingy
« on: June 29, 2007, 11:20:31 pm »
Make girls do the tube snake buggy with that.

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Random lnsanity / Lets Get Me Out Of Being A POW!
« on: June 29, 2007, 12:11:47 am »
In applying for FAN, before officially becoming an approved application FAN had the world declare war against it, and I guess being professional canceled all unaproved applications. Well being no longer a FAN applicant, but still have FAN applicant as my AA I was targeted by 4 IRON members with much greater strength than my nation, and had to plea my case about my innocence before my nation was leveled. I believe that is where this alliance might have came in. My case was pleaded to IRON, and they stopped attacking, but now they are still holding me as a POW.

This is nonsense, and is absolutely unnecessary.

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Random lnsanity / Wierd/Cool dreams
« on: June 29, 2007, 12:00:22 am »
Are we allowed to write about any sexual ones? LOL

Aside that I had a dream about being in school, and somehow a discussion about illegal immigrants came up. Well the sub teacher in the room was on the side for the illegals, and said that they're not illegal immigrants, don't call them illegal. I then explained that there is such thing as legal immigrants, and of course if they break laws to become legal than they are here illegally, and are there fore illegal immigrants.

Well that bitch tried to knee me in the nuts, and missed! well, I'm a good sniper. I acted hurt, and she took a higher role of aggression, so in my safety I rose - emerged, and after she tried again while I was standing I broke into muay thai fighting stat.   Umm, she tried to knee me again, and I knock her ass out. The teacher in the room absolutely didn't care, and she looked like my science teacher from middle school. New Jersey for you.

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Random lnsanity / Guess What I Just Ordered
« on: June 28, 2007, 11:52:16 pm »


http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/5694/dscf0176jq6.jpg


Well after buying 1000 rounds for my AK, all of which I actually did order online (firearms must be shipped to a location of a FFL dealer unless it's a 100+yrs old gat) I decided not to waist one of the rounds using the horrible sight that which AKs come with so I ordered a kick ass scope.

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Random lnsanity / So I got a DS...
« on: June 28, 2007, 11:34:43 pm »
FYI if you can get them probably for more than half off on ebay. It's worth it if you take precautions.

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Random lnsanity / Guess What I Just Ordered
« on: June 28, 2007, 12:03:32 am »
Here are some clues:


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Random lnsanity / What video games are you currently playing, if any?
« on: June 26, 2007, 11:01:42 am »
Quote from: Shyox
I'm playing "Let's get these two girls together and smoke... Alot."
That's a game I want to play, and beat.

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Random lnsanity / so, my gf dumped me
« on: June 26, 2007, 12:55:30 am »
That's defiantly kinky sex right there.

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Random lnsanity / Today's my birthday :D
« on: June 25, 2007, 11:39:44 pm »
I remember getting $100 on my fifteenth birthday. I got a CD player, and Metallica, Master of Puppets. All my friends where from the projects, and just liked rap so I wanted to show them some metallica which I had just discovered by mistake. Well my CD player along with my CD was stolen, and never returned. Worst birth day ever.

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Random lnsanity / so, my gf dumped me
« on: June 25, 2007, 11:34:50 pm »
Quote from: Crunka
i don't know, some bs about the "spark" of the relationship or whatever not being there for her anymore.
That explanation is so lacking in thought that it pisses me off. She's the type that becomes fat, lazy, and completely stupid. You're better off without her if you're smart. Look for a girl that's humble, happy, and modest.

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Random lnsanity / What video games are you currently playing, if any?
« on: June 25, 2007, 11:27:32 pm »
Rainbow Six 3, BF2, RA2.

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Random lnsanity / happy B-day reoga
« on: June 25, 2007, 11:26:02 pm »
Quote from: Chaos Poet
Thats nice. I see your grammar is still as bad as ever, lol.
Grammar is the least of things anyway if there are clear implications to what is meant.

Nice job making your own happy b-day thread btw. Speaking of getting drunk, i turned down a party. I'm a scared to go to any knowing I'll get drunk, and be with half nakked girls. Oh, it was a pool party.

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Random lnsanity / Me and two friends playing Goldeneye.
« on: June 22, 2007, 12:40:23 am »
I was dieing to play this game. I even tried to buy a N64.

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Random lnsanity / Nerds
« on: June 22, 2007, 12:26:48 am »
First of all the dictionary doesn't dictate the meaning of a word. Words are simply meanings, and those meaning are dictated by us. Just because the knights at the round table didn't put it in the dictionary, or give a word a certain meaning that doesn't mean it's non-existent.


Now I say a nerd, and geek are two totally different things:

A nerd is just a person following a trend, and trying to act a certain way.

A geek on the other hand is an obsolete member of society who's sheltered by a 3rd party.

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