Author Topic: Random Insanity FMLs? (Read 1539 times)

Crunka · « **on:** August 28, 2009, 01:07:28 am »

Today, I thought my class was in the 4th floor of a college building. /Running late, I ran the stairs all the way to the top, only to figure out I was in the wrong building. I ran down the stairs, then to the other building, then up those stairs and into the classroom. Once I got through the door, I was mauled by a bobcat, FML.

True Story (well, most of it)

your turn.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #1 on:** August 28, 2009, 03:15:58 am »

FML = fuck my lambkins?

Myrrh · « **Reply #2 on:** August 28, 2009, 04:15:01 am »

Quote from: llamavore

FML = fuck my lambkins?

lambkins?

Agent Lemon · « **Reply #3 on:** August 28, 2009, 06:44:02 am »

little lamb

Thunder Strike · « **Reply #4 on:** August 28, 2009, 06:58:31 am »

Imma guess which part isn't true.

You don't go to college?

Untelligent · « **Reply #5 on:** August 28, 2009, 01:38:29 pm »

Everything I own is broken or breaking.

My laptop recently needed a monitor cable replaced; my Zen has a giant blank spot in the screen; the heat sink in my desktop computer fell off and singed the motherboard, so we had to get a completely new computer; Super Smash Bros. Brawl killed all my Gamecube controllers; I need a new pair of headphones every 3 months; the bottom of my dirty laundry hopper is falling off; the bottom of the pants drawer of my dresser is falling off; all my shirts have little holes in them because my puppy likes biting things; and my puppy twisted his leg recently and had a hard time walking for a few days.

C-zom · « **Reply #6 on:** August 28, 2009, 02:32:44 pm »

triviuum · « **Reply #7 on:** August 28, 2009, 02:37:01 pm »

Quote from: Untelligent

Everything I own is broken or breaking.

My laptop recently needed a monitor cable replaced; my Zen has a giant blank spot in the screen; the heat sink in my desktop computer fell off and singed the motherboard, so we had to get a completely new computer; Super Smash Bros. Brawl killed all my Gamecube controllers; I need a new pair of headphones every 3 months; the bottom of my dirty laundry hopper is falling off; the bottom of the pants drawer of my dresser is falling off; all my shirts have little holes in them because my puppy likes biting things; and my puppy twisted his leg recently and had a hard time walking for a few days.

you dont have a puppy?

Divine_Light · « **Reply #8 on:** August 28, 2009, 05:52:03 pm »

My laptop broke, FML
Fixed it though

My headphones broke, FML

Shadow Smudger · « **Reply #9 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:23:33 pm »

My sister wants to fuck me. FML.... wait....

Ganon5 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:27:28 pm »

I have too many coins. Life sucks

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #11 on:** August 28, 2009, 11:16:07 pm »

I keep reading this thread, FML

Untelligent · « **Reply #12 on:** August 29, 2009, 12:04:28 am »

Quote from: triviuum

you dont have a puppy?

He's 1/2 mini-schnauzer, 1/4 dachshund, 1/4 chihuahua, and against all odds a very fucking cute puppy. A cute puppy with sharp teeth.

Skulryk · « **Reply #13 on:** August 29, 2009, 12:29:43 am »

I have a song stuck in my head... I can play the entirety of it mentally from start to finish, and even pluck out the melody on my piano. But I can't remember it's name. It's a trance song, it has no lyrics for me to google, and I have NO CLUE about any artist/title information. And it's been stuck in my head, playing at least 5 or more times a day... for the last 4 months. Still haven't been able to figure it out. And now I can't sleep because the song keeps playing. FML.

Flask · « **Reply #14 on:** August 29, 2009, 01:09:32 am »

Quote from: Skulryk

I have a song stuck in my head... I can play the entirety of it mentally from start to finish, and even pluck out the melody on my piano. But I can't remember it's name. It's a trance song, it has no lyrics for me to google, and I have NO CLUE about any artist/title information. And it's been stuck in my head, playing at least 5 or more times a day... for the last 4 months. Still haven't been able to figure it out. And now I can't sleep because the song keeps playing. FML.

How does one pluck a piano?

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #15 on:** August 29, 2009, 01:52:11 am »

from the inside.

Vice Man · « **Reply #16 on:** August 29, 2009, 06:33:27 am »

Quote from: Skulryk

I have a song stuck in my head... I can play the entirety of it mentally from start to finish, and even pluck out the melody on my piano. But I can't remember it's name. It's a trance song, it has no lyrics for me to google, and I have NO CLUE about any artist/title information. And it's been stuck in my head, playing at least 5 or more times a day... for the last 4 months. Still haven't been able to figure it out. And now I can't sleep because the song keeps playing. FML.

Record yourself playing it, upload it, find a electronica forum online, post a link to the recording, have elitists mock your taste.

Crunka · « **Reply #17 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:05:52 am »

i forgot i made this topic, FML

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #18 on:** September 14, 2009, 04:36:26 am »

Crunka's mom has got it going on. She's all I want and I've waited for so long. Crunka can't you see you're just not the boy for me. I know it's kinda wrong, but, I'm in love with Crunka's mom, FML

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Author Topic: Random Insanity FMLs? (Read 1539 times)

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