I'm Thinking Freemansonry

[1ofkind]

There's a free masonry not far from me, and I'm thinking about joining it. I don't know why other than that I'd love to follow my country's founding fathers. What do you guys think?

[Thunder Strike]

What is it?

[1ofkind]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasonry

[Reoga]

Good luck moving up in the order unless you have teh hookups.

[Janquel]

Good luck moving up in the order unless you have teh hookups.

Pretty sure you need to know someone already in to gain acceptance, really.

[1ofkind]

I got the phone # of the dude in charge

I'm always to drunk/shy to call when i feel like it though

they always have a meeting on my day off at the lodge

I don't no why I don't call this fuck face

[The Angry Alien]

There's one near my house too, I'll find the lodge number later. Bring up the topic of NWD during one of the meetings and tell us what they say, just for the lulz.

That is, if you're still alive...

[Vice Man]

There's one near my house too, I'll find the lodge number later. Bring up the topic of NWD during one of the meetings and tell us what they say, just for the lulz.

That is, if you're still alive...

Sure, like they would let a newbie know what's going on. Here, have a useful hierarchy graph to know what's really going on:

I'm Thinking Freemansonry

[Fake from State Jarm]

lol he said freemasons not freemansons

[The Angry Alien]

I knew Columbia Pictures was evil...

[Vice Man]

lol he said freemasons not freemansons

That's their ACTUAL name. Only their members and people who have spent several years researching their nefarious ways know this.

EDIT: And now you. Use this knowledge wisely.

[Fake from State Jarm]

hey freemansons I know your real name. let me in or I'll tell youtube. bsides I heard you liek mudkipz

[Vice Man]

hey freemansons I know your real name. let me in or I'll tell youtube. bsides I heard you liek mudkipz

You can laugh now, we'll see who's laughing when Helter Skelter starts.

[The Angry Alien]

The lodge near me is lodge 309, just sitting there. Driving home I look out my window,

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Isn't that nice?

[Fake from State Jarm]

just a collective closet where guys can come out without their wives knowing. things like this have existed since the beginning.

edit: I'm sure you'll get in 1ofkind, just accidentally drop things a few times and retrieve them slowly. +miniskirt and pantyhose

[Kenneth Kenstar]

1ofkind
Totally Normal
21 years old

Do it. Freemasons = excuse to drink beer together but only if you share the same morals

And, I hope you aren't atheist because then you would be like me and not be accepted, lol

But, generally, you don't call up the Freemasons and get a registration form. You have to be invited by a brother.

[The Angry Alien]

And, I hope you aren't atheist because then you would be like me and not be accepted, lol

Yeah, you don't need to follow a specified religion, but you have to believe in "The Great Architect of the Universe"

[Gangs]

i loled at the flow chart,
Indians have no secret societies...i feel unwanted!

[ZPO4O]

in fact, not only do you have to be invited by a brother, you need to have TWO members in good standing vouch for you.

I myself would LOVE to be a freemason, but I dont know anyone in the order.

[Vice Man]

So, besides scheming to take over the world, what do Freemasons do? I checked in Wikipedia but it doesn't say much other than they do stuff for charity.