Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: rlrcstrnthusiast on November 25, 2012, 01:41:25 am
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"How hard is it to give us chocolates and tell us we're beautiful?"
Our reply should be, "How hard is it to get on your knees and suck my dick? Got to give a little to get a little."
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Everybody just wants to feel appreciated, men included
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"How hard is it to give us chotonictes and tell us we're beautiful?"
Our reply should be, "How hard is it to get on your knees and suck my dick? Got to give a little to get a little."
Very difficult the answer is. If you say they're beautiful, they think you lying or want something. If you get them chocolate, it's the wrong kind.
Women are not simple. So complicated that they don't even know what they want.
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Exactly.
Fornicate with women.
Acquire money.
Also, women don't want to hear what they want to hear. Perfect example. Two different female friends tell me they need to lose weight. I tell both they're fine/beautiful (depending on my mood) the way they are and they argue with me. "OMG LIEK I R TEH FAT" Actually, one told me to shut up, so I told her to shut up right back. =P Isn't it adorable when 25 year-olds argue like two year-olds?
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simple solution, don't stick your dick in crazy. anytime you see a woman who takes no responsibility for her insecurities, she is crazy in one way or another. if a woman takes some of the blame for it then at least she is willing to work with you and is capable of growing up. otherwise, risk > reward
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All women are crazy. Period.
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simple solution, don't stick your dick in crazy. anytime you see a woman who takes no responsibility for her insecurities, she is crazy in one way or another. if a woman takes some of the blame for it then at least she is willing to work with you and is capable of growing up. otherwise, risk > reward
itt llama says all men would be better off being gay.
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You're all wrong. A woman will accept anything from you, take anything, be thankful for it, swallow it, andnever complain it's the wrong kind. Just ignore anything they say except what you want to hear. A woman's mind is a symphony, and you are the maestro. Examples:
input: "Does this make me look fat?"
output: "..."
result: She thinks you don't want to say anything because she look fat, but you don't want to hurt her feelings. Somewhat self conscious about her weight, she decides to make up for it orally.
input: "How does my ass look in these?"
output: "Like somewhere I want to visit. Right now."
result: This is the first time you have spoken to her since she asked you about her weight. This is an opportunity for her to validate her progress by letting you fuck her in the ass.
Llamavore's comments about crazy are only partially correct. Crazy can be a nice place to visit, but not to stay. A girl who knows she is crazy is worse, though, because it indicates self-centeredness and a dogma to justify unexpected actions - plus she is probably a psych major. Better to get one who acts sane and suppresses all crazyness, consigning it to where it is best expressed - out of your sight.
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Deal with it :P
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we are emotional critters. men are logical critters. we think with our hearts you think with your head....some times the wrong head....Once you get that in to your skulls we can get over it better.
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we are emotional critters. men are logical critters. we think with our hearts you think with your head....some times the wrong head....Once you get that in to your skulls we can get over it better.
Way wrong. Men are much more emotional than women. And I can prove it.
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This is true actually, all humans are irrational and prone to making decisions with their genitals
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we are emotional critters. men are logical critters. we think with our hearts you think with your head....some times the wrong head....Once you get that in to your skulls we can get over it better.
Way wrong. Men are much more emotional than women. And I can prove it.
Depends on which emotions we are talking about.
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Slug thats cuz you like 12?
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Slug thats cuz you like 12?
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If you make a statement like which sex is more emotional, you have to be able to prove it. To prove it you need to be able to measure it. To measure it, you need a meaningful metric.
People say that women are more emotional because they throw hissy fits, and cry...etc when they are upset. All things considered, that it pretty harmless to themselves and others. Just like when men shout in anger.
But if you consider the impact of emotions, ie real impact, take a look at what each sex is willing to die for, and more importantly to kill for.
That metric will show you that women, like most men, will die & kill for their children, their homes. So will a bear or a cow. Big fucking deal. A woman's emotions are indistinguishable from a wild animal's, and can therefore be tamed by the circus master.
Men will get their balls shot off for stupid notions like their country, flag, political affiliation, race, traffic rage, bar fights, pride, social status, an insult, a chick...etc.
More importantly, many men will also kill for the above reasons, but also because they think God is on their side, someone stepped on their property, they were ordered to, they think they can drive aroused by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan, power...etc.
Women manage their emotions better, and while some of the above occurs in that sex, it is mostly because of vestigial testicles.
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Any fault you can find in one gender, you can find someone in the opposite gender who is just as bad. For every total slut there is a total manwhore, and also complete asexual hermits amongst both men and women.
I've known guys who completely fell to pieces when their girl left and were super needy, and women who dumped a guy because the sex was bad and they found them annoying, and vice versa.
Humans are complicated.
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That's why taking a metric like I suggested highlights the real facts. Of course you would get the same result if your questions were : how lethal is testosterone?
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Thats ez for me just go down on me....
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Thats ez for me just go down on me....
But you gotta reciprocate. And by reciprocate I mean, I'm just gonna let you do all the work and give nothing back in return.
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Damn you Leo. I always get your sloppy seconds.
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Women are complicated, very very complicated.
Before i say anything, let me state that i do infact think women are the better sex, men would be more helpless without women than the other way around...
I've been with all kinds of women. I can safely tell you that i've never had a stable relationship and that i've had quite a few relationships.
Getting a woman to like you and to be with you is easy enough, its what comes AFTER that's the difficult part.
I have a bit of a hero complex, i tend to angle FOR the crazies. This has led me to some rather unfortunate situations.
But i have memories. God do I have GOOD memories.
The ones we call crazy, the women who have quirks. They are also the ones capable of the strongest and most unique of emotions. One thing's for certain, nothing with them is boring.
Would I RATHER have a simple, uncomplicated, no bullshit woman?
No, i would not.
I enjoy the chase, the cat and mouse, the intricate and admittedly, sometimes irrelevant mazes that we have to navigate to get through to them.
I wouldn't change it.
Everyone gets screwed over, i have been, a few times. I don't resent the women who did that. I learned, i moved on.
(i do resent the whore who 3 timed me...who the fuck gets 3 timed?...But to her credit, she told me she was a clinical slut before we got together.)
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Gangs I have missed you buddy.
I like emotional women too. Especially the ones who often feel blowjobby.
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Gangs I have missed you buddy.
I like emotional women too. Especially the ones who often feel blowjobby.
Who da fuq are you?
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Your son. Say hi to Mom for me.
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Your son. Say hi to Mom for me.
You don't seem to understand the meaning of "hit it and quit it."
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Gangs I have missed you buddy.
I like emotional women too. Especially the ones who often feel blowjobby.
Who da fuq are you?
Don't blame gangs. He is Indian.
And as we all know, their memory only lasts for three seconds.
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Don't talk about my Dad like that you white pasty devil.
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Gangs I have missed you buddy.
I like emotional women too. Especially the ones who often feel blowjobby.
Who da fuq are you?
Don't blame gangs. He is Indian.
And as we all know, their memory only lasts for three seconds.
And their sex only lasts for two.
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Gangs I have missed you buddy.
I like emotional women too. Especially the ones who often feel blowjobby.
Who da fuq are you?
Don't blame gangs. He is Indian.
And as we all know, their memory only lasts for three seconds.
And their sex only lasts for two.
and his dick only for one
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But family bonds are forever.