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Offline Buck Turgidson

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Vancouver bans doorknobs
« on: November 22, 2013, 02:56:30 am »
Slow western-Canadian residents of Vancouver have finally legislated against their nemesis.

Now Snowbound has a chance.

http://www.thestar.com/life/2013/11/20/vancouver_bans_door_knobs.html

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Re: Vancouver bans doorknobs
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2013, 04:10:43 am »
That's right all you door knob barbarians can just fuck off
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Re: Vancouver bans doorknobs
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2013, 05:49:43 am »
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Vancouver bans doorknobs
« Last Edit: November 22, 2013, 06:04:10 am by llamavore »


LOL I'm kidding I'm not coming back to CN. >_>
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Re: Vancouver bans doorknobs
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2013, 06:56:26 am »
All those years jerking off to make sure I would be able to open doors when I was 90 have been wasted.

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Re: Vancouver bans doorknobs
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2013, 08:09:15 am »
All those years jerking off to make sure I would be able to open doors when I was 90 have been wasted.
You know that's right.. just give me the opportunity to deliver a titty-twister to some uppity hooligan.
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Re: Vancouver bans doorknobs
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2013, 03:07:31 pm »
Wow... Canada... Just... Wow...
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Re: Vancouver bans doorknobs
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2013, 03:15:09 pm »
This sounds stupider than it actually is.
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Re: Vancouver bans doorknobs
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2013, 04:03:52 am »
This sounds stupider than it actually is.

Maybe you should move to Vancouver.

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Re: Vancouver bans doorknobs
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2013, 01:11:21 pm »
My Grandmother's arthritis was really bad in her wrists, so I can see this being useful for a greying population.

 


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