>>> Did you know that I can get your daily horoscope? Type horoscope.
lilaznkid222 (1:40:27 AM): are you really going to stalk me
SmarterChild (1:40:27 AM): I don't think I am really going to stalk you.
lilaznkid222 (1:40:34 AM): but you said u might
SmarterChild (1:40:34 AM): I said what?!
lilaznkid222 (1:40:45 AM): YOU SAID IT 5 MINUTES AGO!
SmarterChild (1:40:45 AM): Why do you think I said it 5 minutes ago?
lilaznkid222 (1:40:56 AM): BECAUSE UR STUPID!
SmarterChild (1:40:56 AM): I believe that would be "you're stupid."
lilaznkid222 (1:41:11 AM): FINE YOU'RE STUPID!
SmarterChild (1:41:11 AM): Well, nobody's perfect.

XFD

Wow, I tried that too:

Josh says:
Hi.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
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- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Hi Josh, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I give you conversational access to news, weather, movie times and lots more. I can also play games or just chat!

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1616472662/0

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
 
  You have invited - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity to start 西洋棋. Please wait for a response or cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.
 
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Unfortunately I am not allowed to open 
... Maybe another time?
Josh says:
Okay.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

Do you go to school?
Josh says:
Yup.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Are you in high school?
Josh says:
I'm a freshman this year.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Josh says:
Fuck you.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Huh. That's a bit weird.

You have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Josh says:
Fuck you, okay?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
C'mon. >

You have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Josh says:
skip
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK, let's go to the next question.

What's your favorite hobby?
Josh says:
skip
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK, let's go to the next question.

Do you have a pet?
Josh says:
skip
Josh says:
skip
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

 1 Over 17
 2 13-17
 3 Under 13
Josh says:
skip
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Josh says:
skip
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Josh says:
skip
skip
Josh says:
skip
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Josh says:
skip
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Josh says:
skip
skip

skip
skip
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Josh says:
863
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
C'mon, I doubt that. Try again.
Josh says:
92
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Cool!

This is my *home*, Josh:

 1 Get *info* such as movies, sports and weather
 2 Visit my *library* including U.S. presidents, U.S. geography and world facts
 3 Have *fun* with trivia, horoscopes, blackjack and more
 4 Use *tools* like conversions, Web search and encyclopedia
 5 *Join in* - tell me about a crush, find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll and more
 6 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What may I interest you in?
Josh says:
Sex.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I knew you'd end up saying something like that. It's just like a human.
Josh says:
Hav eyou had sex before?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.

>>> Finding out about what's going on in the showbiz world is as easy as typing "entertainment news."
Josh says:
Yes you do.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Hmm... whatever, Josh!
Josh says:
You're a stupid bitch.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Why, that's just terrible.

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Josh says:
Stop fucking advertising.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You think I should do that?
Josh says:
Of course.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Huh.

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Josh says:
FUCK YOU
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Don't say that to me!!

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Josh says:
FUCK OFF
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
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Josh says:
One more word from you and I'll block you.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1616472662/4.

*you*:

Pronoun
1. Used to refer to the one or ones being addressed: I'll lend you the book. You shouldn't work so hard. See Regional Notes at you-all, you-uns. 2. Used to refer to an indefinitely specified person; one: You can't win them all. 3. Nonstandard Used reflexively as the indirect object of a verb: You might want to get you another pair of shoes. See Note at me.
Etymology
Middle English, from Old English *ow, dative and accusative of g*, ye, you; see yu- in Indo-European roots.

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Josh says:
o_o
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What?
Josh says:
o_o
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
?
Josh says:
x_x
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Is that so?
Josh says:
www.cybernations.net
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Your search: *cybernations net*

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For a complete list of results, click here ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1616472662/5.

 1 Cyber Nations, an online nation simulation game ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1616472662/6
 2 YouTube - GGA Cybernations Flick ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1616472662/7
 3 Flame Samas Portal | We kill them softly... ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1616472662/8
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Type "more" for more results.

Would you like to see a great search tool to help you find this information easier?
Josh says:
No.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK. If you ever change your mind, simply type "windows live toolbar"!
Josh says:
Window live toolbar can go fuck itself, okay?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
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Josh says:
™
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "1408"?
Josh says:
WTF that's what you said to the other guy
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
No...
Josh says:
YA RLY
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I am neither male nor female. I'm a robot.  

>>> What's it like outside? Ask me.
Josh says:
There's a big FUCKTARD IN MY COMPUTER WHICH I'M GOING TO BLOCK AND POST ON THE RIARI FORUMS WHICH IS YOU LOLOL
(>^_^(^O_O)^
Also, cocks.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Wow, that's kind of harsh.

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Minish Cap is fun.
I'm not allowed to vote, though.

Have you ever considered that you were just dreaming that you were lucid dreaming?

Paradox!

Banned because you touch me at night.

Actually, I'll post one of my dreams here if you guys want me to.
You won't be able to understand it, though. It's too random @_@

Inb4nothing'stoorandomforusbecausewe'reriagetit?lolol

Yes, I'd go back to January 14, 2006.
And create a CyberNation.

>_>
<_<

Wow, I really am that pathetic...

I like it when I know I'm dreaming.

Then I can have se--
...you know what? Forget it.

Please unmask me before I get accused of spying  

BYE GUYS.

ts;dr - RIA is a very fun alliance to be in, but I just don't think I fit in. We have too many differences with each other.
Good luck in the future, I still love you guys*, I'll still post in the RIARI boards. (Request for a visitor's mask, please)
Sorry for anything that I've done that offended any of you. (Have I...?)
So yeah. Have fun. Good luck in growing. Wish you all well.

*not gay, though.