Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Official Documents => Cactuar Welcome Hall => Defunct Treaties => Topic started by: SWAT128 on December 16, 2008, 04:08:36 pm
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Preamble:
In the interest of promoting friendship and ever-lasting peace between two sovereign alliances, and because we wub each other so much, the League of United Defense (LOUD) and Random Insanity Alliance agree to sign this Optional Defense Pact.
Section I:
Both alliances agree to not be too loud when the crazy people are sleeping, especially when they have a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign on their face.
Section D:
Florida
Section II:
Neither alliance shall engage in or endorse really loud yelling against the other signatory. If a nation is found in violation of this they will be ordered to offer peace and reparations, the amount of which to be decided by the signatories governments on a case-by-case basis. Defending nations are required to limit retaliation to the level of yelling received. Should an offending nation refuse to offer peace and agree on terms of reparations, as decided by their alliances government, they will be declared a rogue and will no longer be offered the protection of either alliance.
Section II, Item A. Neither alliance will engage in or endorse espionage against the other. *insert forced meme here*
Section III:
Both alliances and their respective members shall yell kinda loud, but not too loud, to each other at all times, especially in public forums.
Section IV:
If either alliance receives information concerning a direct threat to the other, the receiving alliance will yell it really loud so the other alliance car hear it, because so many of us have bad ears. They will also provide the relevant information, keeping the source hidden if chosen.
Section V:
Should either alliance find themselves in a defensive war, they may request military or financial aid from their fellow signatory, who are encouraged, yet not obligated, to fulfill such a request. LIEK OMG ANOTHER FORCED MEME
Section VI:
Either signatory may terminate this pact at any time; however, the withdrawing alliance must notify the other signatory through diplomatic channels 48 hours prior to cancellation, except when the countersigned has violated Sections II or III
Section VII:
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? GOOD!
Sign for RIA:
Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Destroyer of Realities
Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
DrunkWino, Triumvir of Random Insanity, wielder of the Triforce of Drunk.
Great Lord, Moth, Cactus Emeritus, Executor of the Will, Interpreter of the Law, and Eternal Ruler of the Temple of Moth
SWAT128 - Head of Foreign Affairs
Dester55- Overlooked member of the RIA and Head of Assimilation Recruitment
King_Srqt, HoIA and Anti-Cupcake of the RIA.
Pterrydactyl - Master of Destruction, Bringer of Wars
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iKrolm, Head of Economics
WarriorConcept, for the hell of it
Signed For LOUD:
Emperor: The Chosen One
Minister of External Affairs: Draeg
Minister of Internal Affairs: Hero1
Minister of War: Timotheus