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I smell a shitstorm of the century on the horizon.

-I don't give a crap about how popular or unpopular it is.

-If mp3 player A is more expensive AND is less useful than mp3 player B, I do NOT want player A. Even if it IS a little smaller than mp3 player B.

-I am ONLY going to use it to play music. I do NOT give a crap if it plays videos, browses my eMail, washes my socks, etc.

-Sound quality is important. I'm willing to shell out a little extra cash if it has better sound quality than otherwise similar players.

-I'd prefer the maximum file storage to be about 5-10 gigabytes.



Also, I can't stand earbuds. If it isn't compatible with headphones for some odd reason, I don't want it.


EDIT: Oh, and I'd greatly appreciate it if it's combatible with this site. So no ipod.

EDIT2: While I'm at it, I might as well make this a contest. Whoever ends up recommending the device I eventually get will receive $6 Million.

Now let me tell a tale of how it came to be
That my life happened to be rotated One Hundred and Eighty degrees
Keep in mind that I often hesitate for a period of sixty seconds
So place your hindquarters on the chair
And I shall explain how I was made nobility in the hamlet of Bel-Air.

In the westerly section of the City of Brotherly Love I was cultivated
In the Youth Recreational Area, much time was allocated
Lounging aloof, to the most of my ability
Partaking in the sport of basketball adjacent to the Educational Facility
At that moment, a masculine duo,
Their intents malevolent,
Caused a significant amount of strife in the vicinity of my settlement
I happened upon a minor conflict, and my maternal guardian was filled with no small amount of despair
She ordered me: "You must move in with your avuncular relative and his spouse in the hamlet of Bel Air!"

I importuned redemption for many alternating periods of light and dark
Nevertheless, she gathered my belongings and I soon embarked
She offered me a sign of affection, and I received my pass
I equipped my archaic portable listening device and thought, "I suppose I ought to relax"

Luxurious settings, this is indeed a privilege!
Consuming the liquid of citruses from vessels normally containing a top-quality intoxicating beverage
Is this what the inhabitants of the hamlet of Bel-Air are exposed to?
Perhaps this is an decision with which I should follow through.

However, rumor has it they are a snobby group; wine, for instance.
Is the hamlet of Bel-Air a location to which the send a person of my indifference?
That, I highly doubt
I'll discover that when in that settlement I appear
I pray they condition themselves for nobility in the hamlet of Bel-Air.

The aerodynamic transportional vessel has completed its journey, and when I disembarked
An officer of the law was prepared for my arrival
I had no wish to be detained
I had just arrived at this location
Therefore, faster than a spark of electricity between the clouds and the planet's surface, I changed location.

I hailed public transportation, and when the distance between the vehicle and myself waned
I noticed that the identification plate said "fresh" and a pair of random number generators with six possible outputs hung from the reflective plane
Now this was a remarkably uncommon show of flair
But I thought to myself, think no more of it. "Sir, proceed to the hamlet of Bel-Air!"

The voyage ended around seven or eight hours past the strike of noon
I mentioned to the chauffere, "Sir, I suspect I shall see you soon!"
My eyes scanned my domain
I think it would be fair
To say that I had become nobility in the hamlet of Bel-Air.

Hell yes.

http://www.pown.it/620

Rather than a scrolling picture of a humorously long cat, all I'm getting is an inverted canadian flag. Does it work for anyone else?

When I go to a toilet or urinal and I find out my zipper's already down. >_O

                 



*goes to find a Spore Creature Creator download site*

EDIT: ...Damn you, lazy fingers.

...or if they did, no one tell them. Untelligent does not blame them. o_o

http://www.somethingstore.com/

He eats souls...