I've forgotten how to war in CN

[Fake from State Jarm]

Kenny plz stop trolling GS's thread

[Leo]

I got the "friends" text. We can shut this down and revisit when Leo starts hitting up the next gal (3-6 months).

Blame Loren.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Why blame Loren

Also never actually listen to a woman's advice on picking up women

[Leo]

Because why not blame Loren?

It's the campaign that won me the election and it's the campaign that will win me the war.


Also, never actually listen to a man's advice on picking up women.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

What happened

Post the story

[Brian]

yeah, you probably listened to kennys advice didnt you. His advice is literally the worst.

[Leo]

Like I said, I was getting a weird vibe right before Thanksgiving. On one date, she had mentioned wanting to check out this local place where they give you a rubber duck w/ the meal, so I decided to listen to Loren and take her there. Cue scene:

Me: Btw, got any weekend plans?
Her: Yup! I have a few things going on with my friends
Me: Ah, was going to see if you wanted to do brunch, but we can set it up when I get back in the country
Her: Well I like hanging out with you but idk if it's the way you're hoping for. I like hanging out with you in more of just a friend way. I'm sorry
Me: No need to apologize; I appreciate the clarity. Shoot out the bat signal if you want to hang out sometime
Her: Haha sounds good. I will be gone the last 2 weeks of December
Me: Sure, I'm relatively off the grid for 4 weeks around that time

[Kenneth Kenstar]

yeah, you probably listened to kennys advice didnt you. His advice is literally the worst.

whatever man I literally almost had a harem going on earlier this year

and they all knew about it

where i literally went wrong is picking one of them and probably being horrible in general



also this is literally why you need to work on multiple fronts at once. if you have another thing going on with someone else too, this bridge burning wouldn't be stopping your momentum going

its important to keep the momentum in your learning experience going

Homework: get some furniture Leo. Get a couch, a loveseat, and a comfortable chair with a coffee table. On the coffee table, put something conversation provoking on the table such as a weird oddity with a story behind it or something relatively expensive (in money or personal worth) and interesting to look at

Once you have this accomplished find a hobby. Continue to pursue chicks with the mentally they  are guys you want to have sex with

^
Let me explain this. Friends, nice guy, etc. It's a symptom of an issue. I believe that issue is a lack of being genuine with your intentions.

"are we gonna fuck or not" <= Think this always but do not say it but think this always

[Leo]

Eh, I might get a sectional+ottoman eventually. Got a great view and a kayak on my balcony (I own the place) so the interesting/expensive stuff is covered for. And a hobby of pick up soccer, so I've got all fronts.

The issue is that I have a on/off mindset. Either I just want to fuck the gal and ditch. Or I want to date her, see where it goes, and maybe fuck down the line.

Anyway, I leave the month next week for a few weeks of dropping off the grid and getting my mind ready for year 2 of work.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Also this is why girls give terrible advice for girls because they don't even know why they are attracted to you. If there is attraction, it's probably for 20 or so things they are interested while there is probably 100 or so things they aren't interested in you for.

You hear pickup artists say dumb shit like "negging" a girl.

Well. It's sorta has a basis in reality. Those people are insane btw don't listen to them.

But that basis in reality is you come off interesting when you are slightly off putting in a noncreepy way. That really fat guy who farts on a date and picks up 10s in his pickup truck is interesting (to that girl). Because, yeah, he's dealing out that sweet stuff that I'm sure you are. But, he's also putting in plenty of stuff that irritates and pisses her off. But, not enough to chase her away.

I literally almost beat up some guy in front of his own mother or grandmother while Loren was scared in the car (of me). She put up with me for a couple more months even after that.

In my defense, that fucker asked for it and I was going to give it to him.

But, at the same time, that drama - that adventure. It was interesting.

I may not know the exact reasons I can pull it in, but I'll tell you, I'm not fucking boring that's for damn sure. And if your idea of fun is hanging out at your place and pulling out the Netflix, I've got some bad news for ya



Drop the going out to dinner ideas, you go to a fucking bar and you pregame. But you also don't turn yourself into a drunken slob who isn't dependable.

If she passes the test of being entertaining to you, then she gets to go on an adventure. Don't you live near PA or something? God there is a lot of shit out there to explore.

Like fucking Silent Hill



Take a girl there, bring some spray paint, and fucking make a memory and a story. That's what you do, man. That's how you get those chicks.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Eh, I might get a sectional+ottoman eventually. Got a great view and a kayak on my balcony (I own the place) so the interesting/expensive stuff is covered for. And a hobby of pick up soccer, so I've got all fronts.

The issue is that I have a on/off mindset. Either I just want to fuck the gal and ditch. Or I want to date her, see where it goes, and maybe fuck down the line.

Anyway, I leave the month next week for a few weeks of dropping off the grid and getting my mind ready for year 2 of work.

no man you gotta get the furniture pronto. kayak (i'm assuming you mean boat) is cool but man if that shit is in the way of the balcony move that shit thats a place where you show a girl some stars and make your move ( >_> )

[Kenneth Kenstar]

you don't even need to sit on the furniture. it being there kicks in those crazy 20s nesting instincts and makes you attractive. get on craigslist and make sure that shit doesn't have bedbugs or any other kinds of parasites on it and pick it up

make sure it relatively matches whatever you've got going on for (just match colors). chicks are going to hate your taste, so it doesn't matter if you get vomit green furniture it just needs to exist

[Kenneth Kenstar]

and you know what, I'll tell you, the whole actually "dating" thing, going out with people who are almost strangers whatever.

i don't do that i don't know what I'm doing and it sounds fucking retarded. just make sure girls know this

- You'd fuck them
- We should hang out
- What's your phone number

and take it from there and do exciting shit

[Kenneth Kenstar]

also if you are jacking off or watching porn, stop it.

[Leo]

*does not live near PA, does not feel like putting in effort*

You see, Kenny, my focus is on making cash & traveling the world; anything that threatens that independence is not a priority for me.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

I've forgotten how to war in CN

Met this girl at a party and she kept fucking complaining and yelling at people because she was a loud mouth fucking bitch so I'd tell her to HEY QUIT YOUR WHINING AND SHUT UP

I SAID SHUT UP

NO SHUT UP

I've forgotten how to war in CN

Told her she was fucking stupid and she couldn't drink this liquor like I could and play Marvel vs Capcom like I could <= I actually said this without any irony

She was actually pretty good at Marvel though. In fact, she was probably the chosen one had I not fucked it up. You know, the chosen one. The one to bring Mahvel out of the darkness of no patches, no dreams, and no hope.

But I was horrible to her. I feel really bad about this. I put her through the harem, but that was her doing. My doing was cheating on her and just disappointing the fuck out of her through my careless head up my ass shit. Don't make the mistakes I make.

But do stupid shit and have fun. <= Do stupid shit and have fun.

Like taking people to Centralia. She went with me there 4 or 5 times. It was a blast.

All the while, before we were a thing and I said hey lets be a thing, other guys would take her out. For pizza and stuff. Or coffee. Or whatever. "Hey i fed you, are you going to fuck me now?"

I guess if ten guys want to take a girl out for pizza, stromboli, chinese, whatever. Hey wanna see a movie or something girl

well she's just going to pick the one that's the most attractive there, partner.

i don't give a fuck what you look like if my competition is a god damn pizza. you better have a million bucks in that pizza there, champ. nice abs bro can you chizzle me a god damn pillow to fall asleep on im getting so tired listening to you rattle on about your workout routine and daily life in general

meanwhile I'm fucking learning how to play magic: the gathering from a god damn guy with a swastika on HIS FACE. And that whole thing, believe it or not, went sour and I had to throw the deck of cards in HIS FACE and run out the backdoor like a pussy. And his middle eastern friend runs after me BRO ITS A MISUNDERSTANDING because he was so desperate for another friend besides the guy with a swastika on HIS FACE

[Kenneth Kenstar]

notice how I have the haircut and clothes of a psycho murderer in a courtroom whose lawyer is going for the he's a retarded person defense

[Kenneth Kenstar]

*does not live near PA, does not feel like putting in effort*

You see, Kenny, my focus is on making cash & traveling the world; anything that threatens that independence is not a priority for me.

well that's pretty admirable and that will bring in chicks too.

but i think you should stop jacking off and get some furniture too.


But you know man, that is a pretty damn good goal.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

also what do you mean effort

does that not sound fun to you. that doesn't get you going a little bit?

[Kenneth Kenstar]

also im just making an assumption on the jacking off because look we are all guys we all jack off jacking off pretty much is just a stress reliever

but not jacking off also gives you more motivation to go do stuff, fyi