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« on: April 14, 2009, 06:15:44 pm »
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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2009, 08:40:30 pm »
What about if I'm already in?
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2009, 09:29:23 pm »
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yeah I joined and I was not offered any secks, I mean was it because of the one time ? I swear I did not no you weren't into it....
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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2009, 10:02:34 pm »
Well, I did give a lot of secks. If we forgot about your joining secks, sircrimson(must think of cooler nickname), I'd be glad to pay you them, with interest.
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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2009, 10:40:57 pm »
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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2009, 11:13:36 pm »
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What about if I'm already in?
Funny, I read this very differently to sircrimson (let me know how you get on with nickname)..
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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2009, 05:56:41 pm »
Great post, Arse. I'm willing to take the insult cause I laughed at it myself.

And it seems you got the idea, sircrimson. Trust me, this is going to last a long time(get it, it's a pun).
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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2009, 06:02:27 pm »
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« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2009, 10:36:40 pm »
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« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2009, 04:31:01 pm »
Oh yeah, Arse, use that tongue!
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« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2009, 04:31:32 pm »
Oh baby
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« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2009, 04:48:25 pm »
Oh yeah, SWAT, you can join in too.
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« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2009, 10:29:17 am »
I joined because I was promised butt secks, but there is none what is this?  
SECKS NOW
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« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2009, 10:29:20 am »
I joined because I was promised butt secks, but there is none what is this?  
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« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2010, 03:45:13 am »
Porn in the making
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Porn in the making
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« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2010, 08:19:36 am »
swat ur sig goes very well with black veil brides knives and pens
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