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« on: December 04, 2017, 11:18:16 am »
The Nordic Cactuar Accords
"If You Can't Beat 'Em" Edition
the bit before
this has gone on long enough, don’t you think?
one - sovereignty
the signatories agree that, whilst llamas should indeed be granted equal citizenship, said llamas should not be permitted wander across state lines
two - non-aggression
the signatories agree that killing each other should be a last resort
three - espionage
the signatories agree not to spy on each other’s stuff
four - military and financial assistance
the signatories agree that, although they are not obligated to pew pew for one anther, mutual laser pointer fun time is greatly appreciated and encouraged
five - cancellation
the signatories agree to provide 72-hours advanced notice should they decide that they don’t like each other again