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Offline Isaac Matthew

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free sex!!!
« on: June 23, 2010, 01:26:59 am »
herd you go /me opens closet full of old people with herpes.     All who open this thread are infected exept for me and og :p
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Re: free sex!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2010, 05:20:36 pm »
Too bad I already have herpes, jokes on you!!!
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Re: free sex!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2010, 04:12:52 pm »
lol
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Re: free sex!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2010, 04:37:09 pm »
This is gonna have to take some explaining to the girlfriend...
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Re: free sex!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2010, 09:16:31 am »
jus tell her you got raped by ogaden
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Re: free sex!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2010, 07:19:36 pm »
if I have to click, it isn't free. clicks = money
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Re: free sex!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2010, 08:38:35 pm »
I've had herpes since AIDS was the new thing

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Re: free sex!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2010, 09:39:36 pm »
Did you know that most people have at least one form of Herpes, Chicken pox, mono and shingles are all forms of Herpes, and they don't every actually go away, but rather lurk in your body for the rest of your life :p
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Re: free sex!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2010, 09:44:07 pm »
Quote from: Arsenal 10 on June 30, 2010, 04:37:09 pm
This is gonna have to take some explaining to the girlfriend...

If we start showing significant others anything on RIA, we're gonna be screwed.
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Re: free sex!!!
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2010, 09:01:46 am »
Quote from: Isaac Matthew on July 06, 2010, 09:16:31 am
jus tell her you got recruitd by ogaden

i ment raped i have no idea why i said recruited....to much of that stuff in the little bag i guess lol...
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Re: free sex!!!
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2010, 11:47:49 am »
Oh word filters
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Re: free sex!!!
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2010, 02:08:02 pm »
well this topic is a tease, i was expecting free sex.
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Re: free sex!!!
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2010, 05:55:29 pm »
Quote from: SERGEANT LYNCH on July 07, 2010, 02:08:02 pm
well this topic is a tease, i was expecting free sex.
Indeed. Wasnt I promised this at the time I entered the RIA! LIES!
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Re: free sex!!!
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2010, 10:00:14 pm »
Well no duh lol, herpes, mono etc., are all forms of viral illnesses. Once you have a virus, you can never get rid of it.
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