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Dear RIA,
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2008, 06:48:17 am »
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Hey, if you want I can give you another one of my "needlephobia" stories.

You can pick between either:


The medic who's arm I almost broke

The time I got small pox

Pre-war vaccinations

Giving a blood-sample in a hospital (was almost sedated)

Let me know which.  They are all equally-needle related.

It's strange, but I think i'd rather be shot then get injected/needled...



Small pox?
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Dear RIA,
« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2008, 09:24:34 pm »
First, yea, I've had small pox.  Since it was never completely removed from earth becuase the russians kept a small supply of it in their bioweapons division, all US soldiers are immunized for smallpox and mine was a bit intresting...  But, he wanted to hear about my pre-war vaccinations first...


Well, we go on the day were supposed to get Pre-deployment vaccinations to the Gym.  Everyone lines up, and the plan is that the medics go down the link and hit us with the vaccinations and take blood samples for testing.  So, they get to me and despite my hatred of needles, I manage to survive giving them blood.  Then, they inject me with about 4 different things, from Flu shot, to TB test, to something that contained pennacilian (didn't know it had it in at the time), to anthrax.

Now, Anthrax has to get a booster every so often to complete the series.  I wasn't happy but whatever.

ANYWAY, I got the injections and was dismissed to goto work.  Well, I barely even made it to my truck before I realized I was feeling horrible.  THey said we'd feel bad, but it was REALLY bad, like, After opening my car-door I fell to the pavement in PAIN.  Well, I started to try and call for help when I realized I couldn't breath.  My throat had closed up.  I had NO IDEA what was going on, but prior to passing out I remember a medic coming over and saying "Shit, he's going into shock".

well, I woke up a few hours later at the hospital.  Apparently, one of the shots they gave us had Pennacilian in it, which I am HIGHLY allergic to.  After being injected with it, I started to go into anaphilaptic (sp?) shock.  BUT, because of the location of the injection, it took a long time for it to reach my bloodstream, which is why I made it to my truck before being incapacitated.  They said they were really worried I was going to die and what saved me was that one of the Sergeants was allergic to peanuts or sea-food or something and had an Epiphenifrin Pen in his truck.  They used both doses and then I got a third dose when the ambulance arrived and took me to the hopsital.

Now, I went home the same day but it was FAR from over.

You see, the flu shot usually makes you sick a little, but the ANTHRAX shot, now that is a HORRID experiences.  The night almost everyone in the barracks was sick.  I had dysentary for about 3 days, not to mention how horrible the anthrax shot made all of us feel.

Luckily, each time you get the booster, you get a little less sick (thats why they do it).



I'll tell you guys about my small-pox incident next time.  It's a bit strange, but for some reason anytime I am injected with ANYTHING it ends badly...
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Dear RIA,
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2008, 09:47:41 pm »
Diabetic. Can't give blood.

Crunka, that is definitely resembling a hypoglycemic reaction, AKA low blood sugar. Thats why they usually give donuts and coffee after many drives. In Canada we get Timbits =D ("Donut Holes" to some of you)

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Dear RIA,
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2008, 01:06:30 am »
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Diabetic. Can't give blood.

Crunka, that is definitely resembling a hypoglycemic reaction, AKA low blood sugar. Thats why they usually give donuts and coffee after many drives. In Canada we get Timbits =D ("Donut Holes" to some of you)


Wow thats a lot of former/retired....


Do you still have a job or are you the first member of the RIA Retirement home?
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Dear RIA,
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2008, 06:46:48 pm »
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Diabetic. Can't give blood.

Crunka, that is definitely resembling a hypoglycemic reaction, AKA low blood sugar. Thats why they usually give donuts and coffee after many drives. In Canada we get Timbits =D ("Donut Holes" to some of you)


Wow thats a lot of former/retired....


Do you still have a job or are you the first member of the RIA Retirement home?

Zombie2000 retired before me (Hell, Shyox is looooooong-retired) , and yes, I served my alliance in 2 or 3 different cabinet jobs, so I said enough around late last year. My last run was for triumvir around December.

Good riddance.

However, I am still a contributor to the news room and an AIDS-benefactor.
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Dear RIA,
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2008, 06:04:00 pm »
yeah, i'm pretty sure i have hypoglycemia, i just haven't tested for it or asked a professional.
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Dear RIA,
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2008, 11:54:55 pm »
Too bad you won't be giving blood on a regular basis, you'll miss out on all the juice and cookies!

Donate blood + drink beer = Awesome  




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Dear RIA,
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2008, 03:38:03 pm »
More like donate blood+drink beer=high probability of DEATH


First, alcohol counter-acts clotting because it "thins" the blood.  Becuase of this, when you drink beer if you get cut you tend to bleed a bit more.

If you donate blood, then drink beer, as there is less blood in your system, you usually have a higher BAH which results in thinned blood of which you are alreayd running low.  This can cause serious complications, which could include death.



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« Last Edit: May 24, 2008, 03:38:25 pm by Apophis775 »
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