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Topic set by King_Death_II[RIA|HoFA] on Mon Dec 20 2010 15:16:11 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time)
<llamavore>: hey bastards
<llamavore>: moth
<llamavore>: moth
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<llamavore>: moth
<llamavore>: moth
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: moth
<llamavore>: moth
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: moth
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: moth
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: moth
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: moth
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: moth
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: lawl
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: look at moth's awful trades
<llamavore>: moth
<llamavore>: sorry I was busy with simcity 4 mods
<llamavore>: I forgot to moth
<llamavore>: moth
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<llamavore>: moth
<Liz>: moth
<llamavore>: moth
<Liz>: moth
<llamavore>: moth
<llamavore>: moth
<Liz>: moth
<Liz>: moth
<llamavore>: \moth
<llamavore>: *moth
<llamavore>: moth.
<llamavore>: moth
<llamavore>: moth
<llamavore>: moth
<llamavore>: moth
<Liz>: hi llamavore
<llamavore>: hi liz
<llamavore>: merry christmas
<Liz>: You too llamavore, how are you?
<llamavore>: not bad, woke up at 6
<llamavore>: so I'm modding simcity 4
<llamavore>: what about you
<Liz>: Eh, avoiding my dogs whines.
<Liz>: The cat is taunting him at the moment by walking by his crate.
<Liz>: But it's still sleep time for him, can't let him out yet or it'll mess up his schedule.
<llamavore>: fucking cats
<llamavore>: always starting shit
<Liz>: Indeed.
<llamavore>: swishing their tails like douches
<Liz>: I used to really like cats. But now that I have one of each in my own house...
<Liz>: I can't stand this bitch.
<Liz>: But she's been around for 6 years so I can't very well let her outside and turn my back on her :p
<llamavore>: bunch of pricks is what they are
<Liz>: lol
<llamavore>: I can still smell the cat pee in pillows sometimes from a cat I had 2 years ago
<Liz>: Yeah, anything she pees on I have to throw away or else the dog will do it.
<llamavore>: lmao
<llamavore>: she's a bad influence on your dog
<Liz>: Meh, he's just territorial.
<llamavore>: that's just the excuse she uses
<Liz>: She poops in the shower if I don't keep her litter box emaculate. It's a bit ridiculous.
<llamavore>: you underestimate your cat's dickishness
<Liz>: Oh she's a total cunt.
<Liz>: If I walk away from food i'm cooking
<Liz>: she'll take it and run under the sofa with it.
<Liz>: In the pan or not.
<Liz>: she run through the living room with a half cooked chicken breast before.
<llamavore>: that's the kind of cat that would make me look into asian lean cuisine recipes
<llamavore>: if you know what I mean
<Liz>: rofl
<Liz>: She eats my left over chinese.
<Liz>: I feel slightly wrong about that.
<Liz>: But I do it anyway.
<llamavore>: yeah it's funny how people get so fucked up about people eating cats
<llamavore>: when cats don't give a fuck about eating cats
<Liz>: lol
<llamavore>: pass the duck sauce
<llamavore>: swish swish
<Liz>: I'd never eat my cat. lol :p
<llamavore>: that's why she gets away with shit
<llamavore>: she knows
<llamavore>: you have to reason with animals on their level
<llamavore>: if you're not willing to eat them, they aren't going to listen to you
<llamavore>: at least the carnivores
<llamavore>: they're probably good in sausages
<llamavore>: chances are you've had some cat before if you like sausages
<Liz>: XD
<Liz>: I don't eat pork or sausage really.
<Liz>: I'm a chicken steak or lobster type of person.
<llamavore>: then, my friend
<llamavore>: it is time you kept chicken, cow, or lobsters as pets
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<llamavore>: they won't fuck up your shower
<llamavore>: well
<llamavore>: lobsters at least
<llamavore>: when you keep animals for nothing other than their company, they get a bitchy sense of self entitlement
<llamavore>: moth
<llamavore>: moth
<Liz>: lol
<Liz>: The dog is totally fine.
<Liz>: It's just the damn cat.
<llamavore>: I have 2 dogs, they're good guys
<llamavore>: the main thing that makes them better is dogs are pack animals
<llamavore>: whereas cats, aside from lions, are stuckup loners
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: dude
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: take your dogs over to moth's house
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: i heard he loves dogs
<llamavore>: I heard that too
<llamavore>: based on what I heard
<llamavore>: I would never take my dogs over there
<llamavore>: maybe cats though
*** Ecnelis[FOK] is now known as Ecnelis[FOK]afk
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: haha
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: i used to MSN with moth
<llamavore>: my dogs have been through enough without having to cope with confusing memories of moth in an animal costume and peanut butter
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: and i would constantly draw him dog pictures
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<llamavore>: you mean you guys were sexual?
<llamavore>: ...
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: <_<
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: you know he's deathly afraid of dogs right?
<llamavore>: oh.
<Liz>: Zilla, who IS moth?
<llamavore>: moth is you.
<Liz>: and llamavore why are you always looking for moth? :p
<llamavore>: moth is me.
<llamavore>: moth is all of us.
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: ^
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: although
<llamavore>: why am I looking for myself, you mean?
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: moth probably needs a haircut
<llamavore>: I like my hair long
<llamavore>: fuck you
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: dude
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: have you seen moth's hair?
<llamavore>: it's not girly if it makes girls horny
<llamavore>: no, lol
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: it's kinda like troy polamolu, yet not as sexy
<llamavore>: I don't know what he looks like, and I was under the impression he was a dogophile
<llamavore>: that's what I heard from kenny at least
<llamavore>: maybe kenny was projecting, he does think he's a fox
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: well
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>:
http://gremlindog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/troy-polamalu.bmp <--- imagine that hair
<llamavore>: yes, it's all becoming clear.
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: but more.... spread out everywhere
<llamavore>: moth is black?
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: no
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: but he has black person hair
<llamavore>: ok
<llamavore>: my reality was almost turned upside down
<llamavore>: relieved
<llamavore>: oh really?
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: but he is deathly afraid of dogs
<llamavore>: hm
<llamavore>: liz, moth is or was a member of the RIA
<llamavore>: I don't see him on the forums
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: llamavore, what if i told you that moth is middle eastern?
<llamavore>: but back in the day he made regular appearances to bitch about numbers and alliance statistics
<llamavore>: I'd be mildly surprised, but they did invent algebra
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: moth absolutely hates me
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: and he is also still in RIA
<llamavore>: I wonder why my summoning hasn't worked
<Liz>: Oh mmmk
<llamavore>: maybe my approach is all wrong
<llamavore>: and I should talk about alliance statistics and the extinction of dogs
<llamavore>: liz, are you marrying some dude you met on CN
<Liz>: Not that I know of.
<Liz>: I've never met someone from CN actually.
<llamavore>: seems like something you should be certain of
<llamavore>: were you dating someone from CN or was that a joke
<Liz>: No lol Never dated someone from CN.
<llamavore>: not even diplomatic cybering?
<llamavore>: must have been another liz
<Liz>: Perhaps. I was married until recently so I can assure you, it was not I. :p
<llamavore>: oh cmon, marriage doesn't stop people
<llamavore>: but ok
<llamavore>: I believe you but I think it's funny that you think that would assure me
<Liz>: lol ok
<llamavore>: where you from, UK?
<Liz>: Nope. US.
<llamavore>: hmkay
<llamavore>: guess my britdar was off
<llamavore>: moth
<llamavore>: moth
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: moth hates me
<Cpt[GOD]zilla>: that's probably why the summon isn't working
<llamavore>: christ
<llamavore>: I'll have to grind my summoning skill
<llamavore>: liz
<Liz>: Yes?
<llamavore>: liz
<Liz>: What?
llamavore gains a level in summoning
<llamavore>: liz
<Liz>: oh no
<Liz>: no no no
<Liz>: Go back to Moth
<llamavore>: liz
<llamavore>: liz
<Liz>: goddamn it.
<llamavore>: liz
<Liz>: WHAT
llamavore gains a level in summoning
<llamavore>: ding
<llamavore>: liz
<llamavore>: liz
llamavore invites Cpt[GOD]zilla to group for group quest: Liz Summoning
<llamavore>: liz
<Liz>: Zilla dipped out i'm afraid.
<llamavore>: sounds like something he'd do
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<llamavore>: I feel bad for his kids
<llamavore>: liz
<llamavore>: liz
<llamavore>: liz
<llamavore>: liz
llamavore cancels group invite: timed out
+++ ChanServ has given voice to Allied_Threat
<llamavore>: liz
<llamavore>: liz
<llamavore>: liz
<llamavore>: bbl, my computer is spazzing out
<llamavore>: liz
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