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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 31, 2014, 12:23:09 am

Title: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 31, 2014, 12:23:09 am
Your fucking guys put me in bill lock

Can I have like 6 million bucks

Also if I can't be your viceroy can I please have an honorary position and post on your forums
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Croix on January 31, 2014, 01:15:10 am
they don't have forums.
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Unknown Smurf on January 31, 2014, 07:12:38 am
Your fucking guys put me in bill lock

Can I have like 6 million bucks

Also if I can't be your viceroy can I please have an honorary position and post on your forums

You don't need aid.. but if you get aid, make sure you get 2,000 soldiers included.

- Sell your tech.
- Decom that CM, cut your bills there.
- delete, barracks/drydocks/guerillacamps/missile defenses/naval academy/shipyard also to cut bills/raise collection
- Switch to capitalist.
- "It believes nuclear weapons are necessary for the security of its people." || Since you have no nukes now, switch that to you believe in nuclear energy only so you can reap those benefits until your economy is in order.

Also stop collecting until you do that.

How many days of bills do you have?
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Biff Webster on January 31, 2014, 07:55:51 am
Your fucking guys put me in bill lock

Can I have like 6 million bucks

Also if I can't be your viceroy can I please have an honorary position and post on your forums
- Decom that CM, cut your bills there.

Posting in a CM thread.
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Snowbound Milk on January 31, 2014, 12:54:33 pm
If you manage to get him to sell those cruise missiles you are the Messiah
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 31, 2014, 04:21:10 pm
whoa whoa WHOA

dude don't get me started on this cruise missile thing, okay?

I just finished decoming my nukes last night. I don't think I need to get rid of anything else...

But I'll tell you, I haven't paid my bills in...33 days

And yes I need aid please give me 6 million dollars.



How about...just let me borrow the 6 million. I'll pay you back dog.

It would make me very happy and I think it would be a symbolic gesture of the RIA-Kaskus relations :)

they don't have forums.

wow once again Croix is fucking trolling my topics
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on January 31, 2014, 08:36:56 pm
outsiders don't understand the sacredness of the cruise missile in RIA culture

flying high and free, it embodies the spirit of the RIA, looking down upon the rest of Bob from its lofty heights, and when the world drags it down to their level, it makes a huge vindictive mess
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Unknown Smurf on February 02, 2014, 04:08:15 am
whoa whoa WHOA

dude don't get me started on this cruise missile thing, okay?

I just finished decoming my nukes last night. I don't think I need to get rid of anything else...

But I'll tell you, I haven't paid my bills in...33 days

And yes I need aid please give me 6 million dollars.



How about...just let me borrow the 6 million. I'll pay you back dog.

It would make me very happy and I think it would be a symbolic gesture of the RIA-Kaskus relations :)

they don't have forums.

wow once again Croix is fucking trolling my topics

If you do what I told you (minus the CM thing) I will send you 6 million.

And our forums are here: http://z13.invisionfree.com/Kaskus/index.php?act=idx (http://z13.invisionfree.com/Kaskus/index.php?act=idx)

And you'll be the only one there.

And I understand y'all were trolling your MoD when he jokingly said buy 50 CMs and y'all did it to fuck with him. I know everything.

Also. SEAHAWKSSSS
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Gangs on February 02, 2014, 08:32:43 am
And I understand y'all were trolling your MoD when he jokingly said buy 50 CMs and y'all did it to fuck with him. I know everything.

Also. SEAHAWKSSSS

Look man, we like you, but you have to stop with the blaspheming.
We gotta draw the line somewhere!
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Leo on February 02, 2014, 11:06:52 am
And I understand y'all were trolling your MoD when he jokingly said buy 50 CMs and y'all did it to fuck with him. I know everything.
WHO IS THE DAMN MOLE??? I'M GONNA HAVE TO STRING SUMBITCH UP AND SMACK THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!!

*chews gum*
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on February 03, 2014, 02:49:12 pm
Okay so Arsenal 10 was kinda enough to throw me some cash

but I immediately spent it on cruise missiles and somehow I'm back in anarchy
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Gangs on February 03, 2014, 06:33:10 pm
Okay so Arsenal 10 was kinda enough to throw me some cash

but I immediately spent it on cruise missiles and somehow I'm back in anarchy
It's okay man, you did the proper thing, unselfishly and devotedly.
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Unknown Smurf on February 06, 2014, 08:41:31 am
Okay so Arsenal 10 was kinda enough to throw me some cash

but I immediately spent it on cruise missiles and somehow I'm back in anarchy

Clearly you didn't get enough CMs.

Seriously though, get rid of those GCs they cut out more than half your income....such a shitty nation makes me cry  :cry:
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on February 06, 2014, 09:38:23 am
What is a GC
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on February 06, 2014, 09:43:43 am
And Unknown Smurf let me show you a little something here.

-63

You see this number? This is the number of improvement slots that I have.

I haven't had a positive number of improvement slots for more than two years. Which means I haven't been able to buy improvements for more than two years.

I really don't want to get rid of any of my improvements because it's looking like 2018 is the year I can buy Churchs again.

The Wonders I have balance all this out.
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Gangs on February 06, 2014, 10:09:52 am
You see smurf? We're forward thinkers!
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Unknown Smurf on February 06, 2014, 09:51:00 pm
What is a GC

Guerilla Camp.

And Unknown Smurf let me show you a little something here.

-63

You see this number? This is the number of improvement slots that I have.

I haven't had a positive number of improvement slots for more than two years. Which means I haven't been able to buy improvements for more than two years.

I really don't want to get rid of any of my improvements because it's looking like 2018 is the year I can buy Churchs again.

The Wonders I have balance all this out.

Give me 1 month with your nation and I'll fix all your negative improvements and get you making 100mill+ per BC cycle.

At your size you don't need all that navy shit. You don't even have the land to use it.
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Snowbound Milk on February 07, 2014, 11:53:34 am
he's too proud
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on February 07, 2014, 12:57:18 pm
fixing my improvements means adding 63,000 people to my population, right?

how in the world coudl you do that in a month
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Gangs on February 07, 2014, 02:07:42 pm
What is a GC

Guerilla Camp.

And Unknown Smurf let me show you a little something here.

-63

You see this number? This is the number of improvement slots that I have.

I haven't had a positive number of improvement slots for more than two years. Which means I haven't been able to buy improvements for more than two years.

I really don't want to get rid of any of my improvements because it's looking like 2018 is the year I can buy Churchs again.

The Wonders I have balance all this out.

Give me 1 month with your nation and I'll fix all your negative improvements and get you making 100mill+ per BC cycle.

At your size you don't need all that navy shit. You don't even have the land to use it.

Sure you can my long lost Nigerian prince relative, sure you can.
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on February 07, 2014, 05:34:52 pm
outsiders don't understand the sacredness of the cruise missile in RIA culture

flying high and free, it embodies the spirit of the RIA, looking down upon the rest of Bob from its lofty heights, and when the world drags it down to their level, it makes a huge vindictive mess
Beautiful
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Rey the Great on February 08, 2014, 03:42:32 am
so now you can intercept cruise missiles
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on February 08, 2014, 03:49:33 am
I know. I saw.

Fucking bullshit.

Where is my wonder that lets me have 50 more cruise missiles? Because that's what I wanted
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on February 08, 2014, 05:49:48 am
it's called making another nation
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Unknown Smurf on February 09, 2014, 07:35:05 pm
What is a GC

Guerilla Camp.

And Unknown Smurf let me show you a little something here.

-63

You see this number? This is the number of improvement slots that I have.

I haven't had a positive number of improvement slots for more than two years. Which means I haven't been able to buy improvements for more than two years.

I really don't want to get rid of any of my improvements because it's looking like 2018 is the year I can buy Churchs again.

The Wonders I have balance all this out.

Give me 1 month with your nation and I'll fix all your negative improvements and get you making 100mill+ per BC cycle.

At your size you don't need all that navy shit. You don't even have the land to use it.

Sure you can my long lost Nigerian prince relative, sure you can.

I will bet your alliance 1,000 tech that I can.
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on February 09, 2014, 11:26:28 pm
Well, for the record, if I followed the lessons I was given, I'd be in way better shape.

But I'm a giant shitcock so
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Buck Turgidson on February 10, 2014, 02:53:39 am
Emperor: Lord Caparo

Warlord: Suryanto Tan

Mongolian: Lord Bitburg

Minister of Foreign Affairs: Vacant

Minister of Defense: Blackorchid

Minister of Internal Affairs: Unknown Smurf

hmmm...
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Unknown Smurf on February 10, 2014, 11:34:13 am
Where'd you get that from?
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on February 10, 2014, 11:42:21 am
Damn dude why aren't you head of Foreign Affairs? You are good at this shit.

I doubt the alliance would accept the bet, but they probably would trade 1000 tech to get rid of me.
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Snowbound Milk on February 10, 2014, 12:19:55 pm
If you give us 1,000 tech, we will give you Kenny
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Unknown Smurf on February 10, 2014, 01:23:41 pm
Emperor: Lord Caparo

Warlord: Suryanto Tan

Mongolian: Lord Bitburg

Minister of Foreign Affairs: Vacant

Minister of Defense: Blackorchid

Minister of Internal Affairs: Unknown Smurf

hmmm...

CN Wiki is correct: http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Kaskus (http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Kaskus)

Wherever you got that from, it is really really old. Caparo hasn't even been in Kaskus for a year+.
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Leo on February 10, 2014, 01:40:06 pm
If you give us 1 tech, we will give you Kenny
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on February 10, 2014, 02:04:21 pm
Yeah to be honest, they'll probably give you 1000 tech to take me.
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Buck Turgidson on February 11, 2014, 02:15:43 am
Got it from your forums. Following the link you posted in this thread. It is the only message that was accessible.

http://z13.invisionfree.com/Kaskus/index.php?act=idx (http://z13.invisionfree.com/Kaskus/index.php?act=idx)

Priceless.
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Gangs on February 11, 2014, 03:36:43 am
Yeah to be honest, they'll probably give you 1000 tech to take me.

Hey man.
Hey man.
Enough of this man.
Kenny isn't going anywhere.
Kenny?
Hey Kenny!
I love you man. You hear me bro?
I fucking LOVE you.
You aren't going anywhere man!

BROMANCE!

(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/006/6/6/Bromance_by_kittykit.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Buck Turgidson on February 11, 2014, 05:45:59 am
Gay thread is gay.
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Gangs on February 11, 2014, 09:33:09 am
Gay thread is gay.
There's a difference between bromance and gayness, gs.
Why do you have to color everything so viciously?
And you say gay like its a bad thing, you know i'm perfectly ok with gay people.
I'll admit that i did have some reservations when i joined, being from where i am...
But over the years i've grown acclimatized and accepting of the world around me, unhampered by the filters of intolerance and prejudice that i'd worn for so many long years. I've accepted that its okay for two human beings to be in love with each other, regardless of their sex, appearance, culture, age, etc.
In the same way, i've come to accept that its okay for a man to love another and not have it be sexual or familial. I don't want to kiss kenny, i dont want to hold hands. I'm just one man, accepting that i love another without it being weird, or at least im trying to. Why must you put me down so? What is this constant and insatiable need you feel to corrupt and destabilize any semblance of tolerance, open-mindedness, and unselfish happiness that you are witness to?
Why GS?
Why...?
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Leo on February 11, 2014, 09:36:12 am
Gay thread is gay.
There's a difference between bromance and gayness, gs.
Why do you have to color everything so viciously?
And you say gay like its a bad thing, you know i'm perfectly ok with gay people.
I'll admit that i did have some reservations when i joined, being from where i am...
But over the years i've grown acclimatized and accepting of the world around me, unhampered by the bruthas of intolerance and prejudice that i'd worn for so many long years. I've accepted that its okay for two human beings to be in love with each other, regardless of their sex, appearance, culture, age, etc.
In the same way, i've come to accept that its okay for a man to love another and not have it be sexual or familial. I don't want to kiss kenny, i dont want to hold hands. I'm just one man, accepting that i love another without it being weird, or at least im trying to. Why must you put me down so? What is this constant and insatiable need you feel to corrupt and destabilize any semblance of tolerance, open-mindedness, and unselsea kitten happiness that you are witness to?
Why GS?
Why...?
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/466/626/c18.gif)


Never change, gangs.
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Unknown Smurf on February 11, 2014, 10:30:05 am
Got it from your forums. Following the link you posted in this thread. It is the only message that was accessible.

http://z13.invisionfree.com/Kaskus/index.php?act=idx (http://z13.invisionfree.com/Kaskus/index.php?act=idx)

Priceless.

Oh. Heh, like I said no one uses those boards. :P
Title: Re: Hey Unknown Smurf
Post by: Buck Turgidson on February 11, 2014, 01:50:07 pm
Gay thread is gay.
There's a difference between bromance and gayness, gs.
Why do you have to color everything so viciously?
And you say gay like its a bad thing, you know i'm perfectly ok with gay people.
I'll admit that i did have some reservations when i joined, being from where i am...
But over the years i've grown acclimatized and accepting of the world around me, unhampered by the bruthas of intolerance and prejudice that i'd worn for so many long years. I've accepted that its okay for two human beings to be in love with each other, regardless of their sex, appearance, culture, age, etc.
In the same way, i've come to accept that its okay for a man to love another and not have it be sexual or familial. I don't want to kiss kenny, i dont want to hold hands. I'm just one man, accepting that i love another without it being weird, or at least im trying to. Why must you put me down so? What is this constant and insatiable need you feel to corrupt and destabilize any semblance of tolerance, open-mindedness, and unselsea kitten happiness that you are witness to?
Why GS?
Why...?

Ok I will bite for old time's sake. You brought the bromance into this, so don't be surprised if I call it what it is, thinly veiled homo-eroticism. Projecting your own yearnings for Kenny's loins is not at all out of place on these boards, no matter how gay it is. And two well dressed dudes holding hands as they run through a field is pretty much the definition of gay.

I called it what it was, you attached a value to it.

And let's be clear, Kenny is not yours to keep. He's mine.

PS. didn't the line come from one of your tags? And here I was paying tribute to you, my brother. Slut.