I've only IRC'd a couple times and it's always been with the same alliance.  I've always wondered what it would be like to do it with someone different, and if I do it with anyone else I want it to be with you.  If I do decide to do it with you, will you promise to be gentle?  I'm scared of being hurt.

Why is it that girls can make you mad and you forgive them but the minute you piss them off it's game fucking on?!

WORK BATHROOM EDITION

1.  People that take shits and then don't wash their hands.  Hello, I was right here at the sink and heard you dropping bombs, only to watch you walk out a minute later and just straight up leave.  And hell no I don't to eat your damn potluck shit fingers.

2.  Don't come up to the urinal next to me and start grunting and moaning out loud, I mean what the fuck man!  Sounds like you're having sex or you're in pain, in either case, it's sick and fucking disgusting.  This goes the same for all of heavy breathers out there, you're pissing me straight off too. 

3.  I don't want to hear your life story in the fucking bathroom.  Don't hold me captive in the men's shitter so you can tell me all about your latest vacation.  I don't give a fuck first of all, and 2nd of all, we're in a fucking bathroom.

So RIA it's officially new yeaRs eve and yours trly has had a good time  if you want to see the full spectacle of my debochery please visit the iron embassy, we have cake and porn so i don't have a point for this thread other than to say hppy frekin nw year can you guss theat ive had a beer or two or 32 cux gess what ive had or mybe im faking but im not............so you guys are like the fat girl that i call when i'm horny  lol

so does anyone else have any good new years stories or does anyone want to hook up with me  

I'm into anal and cupcaeks

Do not drive or operate machinery when you're as messed up as I am.

First of all, these are my personal feelings and not authorized or even known about by my alliance.  In fact, I'm not officially even your diplomat.  I retired all of my duties when I started going back to college.  I used to be a pretty big deal back in the day but now I just hang around and b.s. when I can.  I've still continued to come here because I came to you guys and liked how I could just hang out and have fun and post an occasional picture or two.

So long story short, we're on opposite sides of the biggest war to hit this game, there's no doubt that this war will change the game forever.  IRON has a tough battle ahead of us with our war with Graemlins.  They are one of the best alliances and should prove to be a worthy enemy.  I for one welcome the challenge to prove my loyalty and baptize myself in fire and emerge as IRON.  With this war going nuclear I am sure to lose many pixels but I am proud to sacrifice them because it will only bond me closer together with my brothers and sisters in IRON.  

Many in my alliance know that the odds are stacked against us but they take honor and respect in the fact that we put our ideals before ourselves and we fight not for ourselves but for the man to our left and right.  I've been around the RIA for a long time now and I see a lot of similarities between our alliances.  I hope no matter what the outcome that we can still remain friends and that we still treat each others alliances with respect.  I feel like I have brothers on both sides of the battle field and I hope we can still treat each other as gentleman.  

RIA will always be a place that I would like to call a home away from home.  I've always enjoyed coming here and spamming it up with you guys.  Good luck with your wars and don't forget the stagger!

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Rock socks,

Mango

P.S.

Rib eye steaks cooked medium rare, riding 4 wheelers, drinking Morgan and cokes, having a fire.  Life is good ya'll.  I had a great weekend, what did you guys do?

Our forums are being attacked again!  3 days ago an unknown party or parties launched a denial of service attack on our forums.  Access was later restored but the victory was short lived.  They quickly came under attack again and we are in the 3rd day.  Mango is sad and angry at the same time.

Leave IRON alone!  You bastards!  Just leave her alone.  

http://www.break.com/tv-shows/saturday-nig...uys-669187.html

Alec Baldwin is hilarious!

http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=44055

Farkistan is celebrating their 2 year anniversary and are hosting Farkufest on their forum. They have lots of contests and fun games where you can will money and prizes.

I registered and checked it out, it looks like it's going to be a lot of fun. Razz