Hello RIA,

I hope everyone has a great Turkey day.  Have fun chowing down on drum sticks and passing out watching the Lions lose in football.




18 THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT THANKSGIVING!!!

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it tonics up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

So I read that RIA just declared war so I wanted to wish all who are fighting the best of luck, although I doubt you'll need it.

Although I'm too cheap to offer money or aid to you, I can offer these pictures to motivate the troops.

Sorry I broke the forums for three days.  I was trying to upload some new soft core porn and I crashed your server.  I brought caek to make it better.

I thought you guys might be getting a little bored with my last sig so I decided to update for you.  As an ambassador from IRON it is my job to make you like us.  I hope this helps

Just kidding.  This does make me want to sign up for yoga though.  Do yourself a favor and skip to 2:10 of the video.  Yeah, that's right.

http://break.com/index/yoga-is-my-new-favorite-sport.html

Do yourself a favor and check out the picture section next, a little tip from your Uncle Mango

GGA just declared on Hyperion which is really Atlantis 2.0  I got all excited cuz I thought it was going to escalate and IRON would be able to jump in.  But sadly, update came and went and now I'm sitting w/ a brand new navy and 20 nukes and can't use them   This is like the 2nd or 3rd time IRON has come close to going to war but each time I'm left disappointed.  

What about RIA?  Do you guys go to war a lot/never?

Usually I would have to say it's the Monster in the green can but today my life changed forever.  

MEAN BEAN JAVA MONSTER grabbed me by the cajones and won't let go.  It is soooooooo good I'm addicted, I've had two already today.

Mafia (also known as Werewolf or Assassin) is a party game modeling a battle between an informed minority and an uninformed majority. Players are secretly assigned roles: either "mafia", who know each other; or "townspeople", who know only the number of mafia amongst them. During the night phase of the game, the Mafia choose an innocent to kill. During the day phase, all players debate the identities of the Mafia and vote to kill someone whom the majority suspect. Players are eliminated until only innocents or mafia remain; the surviving side wins. Mafia is rarely played in groups of fewer than five, and must always start with more innocents than mafia.

Mafia Wiki


This is a fun as hell game we play in IRON. I've always seen it around our forums but never paid any attention until a month or two ago and now I'm completely addicted.  I would like to start playing even more so if there is enough interest I could run my 1st game here w/ you guys/girls.

To play a good game you need 12 or so people, who's interested?

The RIA Express was a luxurious train transporting ambassadors of RIA nations. Aside from a little stomach virus caused by the unsanitary food, the day went very well. The drunk, happy passangers all went to sleep in their cars that night. As the RIA Express rolled through the cold night of the harsh Mango Nation desert, the midnight silence was interrupted by sounds of gunfire. The conductor hurried to the car of Electric Mango, the representative from Mango Nation, and found Mango brutally murdered.

Mango, moderator, has been killed.

The passangers gathered in the grand car and set up a noose, hoping to find and lynch the mafia that infiltrated the train.

Will start after sign up and we will play from this thread.

Players Still In (in order of sign up) :

1. Iron Snake (love that IRON part :3 )
2. Dark Tyrand
3. King Ranter
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.

Players Taken Out:

13. Electric Mango (Mod Day 1)

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RULES

1) Nights will last around 24 - 48 hours. This is set in stone, it will not be changed.

2) Days will last however long it takes to get a majority. I will reserve the right to make a ~scary music~ deadline.

3) Votes must be in bold. If you do not bold your vote, it will not be counted. Please unvote before you change your vote to someone else.

4) Lynching will require a majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, any attempts to unvote will not be upheld.

5) You may vote: no lynch – majority votes of this kind are necessary to end the day without a death.

6) The game is not to be discussed outside of the thread unless your role specifically states that you may do so.

7). Once your death scene has been posted, you’re dead.

8  ) Don’t edit/delete previously submitted posts. If you do, you will be liable to get mod-killed.

9) Don’t quote any messages from me. You are liable to get mod-killed if you do.

10) I expect activity. This does not mean 50 posts a day but each In Game Day should see at least one post of decent quality (ie not just: "I'm here". Should you be away please post as such. Any prolonged inactivity will lead to a public warning followed by a replacement if necessary.

11) If you have any questions, you can pm me or ask in the thread. If I've made a mistake, please tell my by PM as soon as possible.

12) NO MASS ROLE CLAIMING

13) If any of the following rules in contradicted by your Role PM, go with your Role PM's rules instead

14) The process of lurking has been used to great success on this forum. In my opinion it is an invalid strategy. If you have a night action and you fail to make any attempt to participate during the day, your action will be disallowed. Again, I am not asking for 50 posts a day, only for everyone to make an effort.

15) On the off chance that you did not recive a role PM, please contact me immediately.

Credit to Oranges for some of these rules, shamelessly stolen from his game, "Part Time Detective, Full Time Crime".
 

Rock socks \,,/

Mango

I got off work today and on my way home my buddy calls me.  He says he needs my help in loading a bunch of hay bails and then unloading them in a barn 15 minutes away.  7 hours later I finally drag my tired ass body home.  You haven't seen ball sweat like this in your life.

Here's to my sweaty ballz!

http://pacificorder.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=58331

You'll have to create an account to view it but believe me it's worth it.  This is one of the funniest things I've read in quite a while.

Also who gave me the cookie under my avy?  Me likes cookies