Author Topic: ITT, Unknown Smurf publicly explains why he hasn't let me into Kaskus yet... (Read 2263 times)

Kenneth Kenstar · « **on:** November 22, 2013, 09:47:44 am »

I'm really good at CN and can help you in this war.

I have been waiting pretty fucking anxiously and with plenty of patience and I just feel completely ignored by you.

I really think I'm a great asset. My dedication to getting revenge on this alliance is for real.

And dude I have admin access over these forums dontchaknow? I'll be able to show you ALL those fucking secrets dog.

Also I'm actually Jeff Goldblum so you'd automatically have the most famous person on CN in your alliance.

Please talk to me Unknown Smurf. I want to know why I'm not really a Kaskusian yet.

Kenneth Kenstar · « **Reply #1 on:** November 22, 2013, 09:56:51 am »

to prove to you I have admin access I have changed our masks to read

"The Amazing Kaskusians"

also I gave us more stars

Kenneth Kenstar · « **Reply #2 on:** November 22, 2013, 10:00:46 am »

also I added a Kaskus logo I found on Google image search

we are really pimped out now

I believ I have demonstrated my effectiveness

Kenneth Kenstar · « **Reply #3 on:** November 22, 2013, 10:02:56 am »

wow my effectiveness is so good that I actually broke that part of the panel by doing my shit

ITT, Unknown Smurf publicly explains why he hasn't let me into Kaskus yet...

now they can't even take our stars away,, Kaskusians

Kenneth Kenstar · « **Reply #4 on:** November 22, 2013, 12:08:37 pm »

wow you are really hurting my feelings ignoring me Unknown Smurf

but I'm still keeping the faith. I believe in us.

Croix · « **Reply #5 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:33:08 pm »

mods...

Snowbound Milk · « **Reply #6 on:** November 22, 2013, 02:32:00 pm »

Worst day for the report button to go away

Pterrydactyl · « **Reply #7 on:** November 22, 2013, 03:05:23 pm »

Probably why he did it...

Shadow Smudger · « **Reply #8 on:** November 22, 2013, 03:07:19 pm »

Post of the Day

Kenneth Kenstar · « **Reply #9 on:** November 22, 2013, 05:51:48 pm »

Wow I see someone put the report button back the way I had it.

Maybe there is hope for RIA after all...........................................................................

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #10 on:** November 22, 2013, 05:54:48 pm »

Quote from: Hyperonic on November 22, 2013, 12:08:37 pm

wow you are really hurting my feelings ignoring me Unknown Smurf

but I'm still keeping the faith. I believe in us.

just wanted to say, i didn't read most of this thread, but this post really hit me where I live

kenny it's time to move on to greener pastures, there's bound to be someone out there that appreciates you, even if you can't imagine it because you've been involved with smurf for so long. got to get the blinders off man. if you never try you'll never know.

Brian · « **Reply #11 on:** November 22, 2013, 06:01:03 pm »

Unknown smurf. this guy is for real, he practically invented the idea of buying 50 cm's all at once so you don't have to buy them later. also he plays phenox right on MC3. how boss is this guy!

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #12 on:** November 22, 2013, 06:36:02 pm »

Quote from: Brian on November 22, 2013, 06:01:03 pm

this guy is for real, he practically invented the idea of buying 50 cm's all at once so you don't have to buy them later.

hey that was my thing!

Unknown Smurf · « **Reply #13 on:** November 22, 2013, 10:23:32 pm »

Fuck

Sorry. Just saw this.

I am inhibernationed. That doesn't look right but the one with alcohol is what I mean.

I'm sorry i can't let you in. We're supposed to be invite only and then we werenot and then joland joined nad he kinda messed things up.

Maybe you can be our viceroy after the war?

Kenneth Kenstar · « **Reply #14 on:** November 22, 2013, 10:38:47 pm »

can i post on your forums and ask how yall are doing and occasionally make up words and call you guys those words and be really cool and love you and squeeze you

Snowbound Milk · « **Reply #15 on:** November 22, 2013, 10:44:27 pm »

You're sad kenny.

Kenneth Kenstar · « **Reply #16 on:** November 22, 2013, 11:03:56 pm »

Shut up Snowbound god damnit

Unknown Smurf · « **Reply #17 on:** November 23, 2013, 01:15:52 am »

Quote from: Hyperonic on November 22, 2013, 10:38:47 pm

can i post on your forums and ask how yall are doing and occasionally make up words and call you guys those words and be really cool and love you and squeeze you

Yes of course.

Snowbound Milk · « **Reply #18 on:** November 23, 2013, 01:49:50 am »

Quote from: Unknown Smurf on November 23, 2013, 01:15:52 am

Quote from: Hyperonic on November 22, 2013, 10:38:47 pm
can i post on your forums and ask how yall are doing and occasionally make up words and call you guys those words and be really cool and love you and squeeze you
Yes of course.

Once you take him with you we're locking the doors and turning off the lights so I hope you realize you'll be stuck with him.

Gangs · « **Reply #19 on:** November 23, 2013, 02:59:03 am »

Quote from: Hyperonic on November 22, 2013, 09:47:44 am

I'm really good at CN and can help you in this war.

I have been waiting pretty fucking anxiously and with plenty of patience and I just feel completely ignored by you.

I really think I'm a great asset. My dedication to getting revenge on this alliance is for real.

And dude I have admin access over these forums dontchaknow? I'll be able to show you ALL those fucking secrets dog.

Also I'm actually Jeff Goldblum so you'd automatically have the most famous person on CN in your alliance.

Please talk to me Unknown Smurf. I want to know why I'm not really a Kaskusian yet.

But why do you want to burritos kenny? I really thought that after all these years, you and I were finally connecting on a deeper level.
I consider you the east India company to my Maharaja. The Mountbatten to my nehru. The albino MLK jr to my gandhi.
Whose beautiful long locks will I write limericks of sweet sweet love about, if you burritos?

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