[17:33] *** RIAer33 is now known as Vintus[RIA].
[17:33] Vintus[RIA]: I have surrender terms for you. Disband DUNNO, and I'll get back on IRC.
[17:33] *** Vintus[RIA] has signed off IRC (Quit: Vintus[RIA]).

We're deciding not to accept these terms, meaning Vintus can stay off IRC. Sorry, buddy, I hoped it wouldn't have to come with this...but you literally did this to yourself. Literally.

If this passes, we get the RIA together and shove one right up in there. KEKEKEKEKEKE.

[12:50] Trogdor: Loren, how about we just be Sex Buddies?
[12:50] tonictart: Sure.
[12:50] Hoopdy[Fark][BC]: And they alliance should provide the dowries.
[12:50] Trogdor: Yay!
[12:50] tonictart:
[12:50] *** Vintus[RIA] is now known as ChrisHansen.
[12:50] ChrisHansen: Damen
[12:50] ChrisHansen: take a seat
[12:50] ChrisHansen: right over there
[12:50] ChrisHansen: right over there
[12:50] Hoopdy[Fark][BC]: Uh oh.
[12:50] Hoopdy[Fark][BC]: Dateline is here.
[12:50] Trogdor: Oh god! Oh god! I knew this was a setup
[12:50] Hoopdy[Fark][BC]: You are so busted.
[12:50] Trogdor: *sweats*
[12:50] ChrisHansen: take a seat
[12:50] ChrisHansen: right over there
[12:50] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:50] Trogdor: *takes seat*
[12:51] * tonictart gasps
[12:51] ChrisHansen: why are you here today?
[12:51] Trogdor: Uh...errr...
[12:51] tonictart: Oh shit. Oh shit.
[12:51] ChrisHansen: why are you here today, Damen?
[12:51] Trogdor: I was...gonna play scrabble
[12:51] ChrisHansen: why are you here today?
[12:51] ChrisHansen: what's in your bag?
[12:51] ChrisHansen: what's in your bag?
[12:51] Trogdor: Scrabble!
[12:51] * ChrisHansen digs through your bag.
[12:51] * tonictart comes out of the bag
[12:51] ChrisHansen: condoms? lube? ball-gag?
[12:51] tonictart: Oh shit.
[12:51] ChrisHansen: underaged girl?
[12:51] Trogdor: Who switched my bags!?
[12:51] Trogdor: Oh god...
[12:52] ChrisHansen: the authorities are on their way, damen
[12:52] * tonictart runs off
[12:52] Trogdor: oh god...oh god...
[12:52] Trogdor: I shouldn't be here...
[12:52] ChrisHansen: Loren, take a seat
[12:52] ChrisHansen: take a seat
[12:52] ChrisHansen: right over there
[12:52] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:52] ChrisHansen: you're right, you shouldn't
[12:52] tonictart: Eeep.
[12:52] * ChrisHansen take sout a piece of paper.
[12:52] tonictart: *sits*
[12:52] tonictart: o.o
[12:52] ChrisHansen: You told Loren that you wanted to be "sex buddies"?
[12:52] tonictart: No..
[12:52] Trogdor: I didn't know she was underage! She told me she was 18!
[12:53] tonictart: That's what we call.. Scrable..
[12:53] tonictart: In.. In.. German
[12:53] tonictart: Yeah
[12:53] tonictart: German
[12:53] ChrisHansen: Well Damen, you'll have to tell that to the judge.
[12:53] * ChrisHansen turns to Loren.
[12:53] Trogdor: Look at her!
[12:53] ChrisHansen: You told Damen "Yes"?
[12:53] Trogdor: She looks 18!
[12:53] Trogdor: oh god...oh god
[12:53] ChrisHansen: she looks 4
[12:53] Trogdor: In dog years it'd be okay!
[12:53] ChrisHansen: you like dogs, too?
[12:53] *** tonictart is now known as tonictart||Dog.
[12:53] ChrisHansen: you like dogs too, damen?
[12:54] Trogdor: oh god...I didn't mean that
[12:54] ChrisHansen: because that's also illegal.
[12:54] tonictart||Dog: Oh shit
[12:54] tonictart||Dog: Oh shit
[12:54] ChrisHansen: very illegal.
[12:54] tonictart||Dog: @____@
[12:54] ChrisHansen: Loren, you turned into a dog? that's also illegal.
[12:54] ChrisHansen: also illegal.
[12:54] tonictart||Dog: NOT IN GERMANY!
[12:54] *** You are now known as Chris_Hansen.
[12:54] *** tonictart||Dog is now known as Rawr.
[12:54] ChrisHansen: we're in the Internet.
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Take a seat
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: ChrisHansen
[12:54] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:54] ChrisHansen: right over there?
[12:54] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:54] ChrisHansen: just take a seat
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: There?
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Right there?
[12:54] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:55] Chris_Hansen: Just sit
[12:55] * Rawr runs back into the Scrabble bag
[12:55] ChrisHansen: Right over there.
[12:55] ChrisHansen: Right over there.
[12:55] * Cpt[GOD]zilla takes a seat
[12:55] Chris_Hansen: There's a seat waiting for you
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: why thank you for the offer kind sir
[12:55] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:55] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:55] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat, Chris_Hansen?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: right over there?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: right over there.
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: im sitting
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: now what?
[12:55] Chris_Hansen: What are you doing here tonight, ChrisHansen?
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: where's jake?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: leave, you're not a pedo
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: are you jake?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: What are you doing here tonight, Chris_Hansen?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: What are you doing here tonight?
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: i was supposed to meet jake here
[12:56] ChrisHansen: What's in your bag?
[12:56] Rawr: TO MUCH PRESSURE
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Over there?
[12:56] *** Rawr has left #RIA.
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Right over there?
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: Why are you ehre tonight, ChrisHansen?
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: What's in your pocket?
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Why are you here tonight, Chris_Hansen?
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Take a seat, right over there
[12:56] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: Take a seat
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: Just take a seat
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:56] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:56] ChrisHansen: It'll be over quick. Just take a seat. Right over there.
[12:56] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: I'm afraid the police are on their way
[12:57] ChrisHansen: What's in your bag, Chris_Hansen?
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Just take a seat
[12:57] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: What's in the bag, ChrisHansen?
[12:57] ChrisHansen: I'm afraid the police are on their way.
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Did you bring alcohol?
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Condoms?
[12:57] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat. Right over there?
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Lube?>
[12:57] ChrisHansen: What's in your bag?
[12:57] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Take a seat
[12:57] *** Rawr has joined #RIA.
[12:57] *** Mode change "+o Rawr" for channel #RIA by ChanServ.
[12:57] ChrisHansen: This sheet says that you turned into Chris_Hansen, Chris_Hansen.
[12:57] ChrisHansen: Can you explain?
[12:57] *** Hoopdy[Fark][BC] is now known as Hoopdy[BRB].
[12:57] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:57] ChrisHansen: Right over there?
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: My sheet says that you were planning on having sex with yourself, ChrisHansen
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Why don't you take a seat
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:58] ChrisHansen: That's not illegal, Chris_Hansen.
[12:58] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:58] ChrisHansen: Just take a seat, right over there.
[12:58] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: But it is when they'res children involved
[12:58] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:58] ChrisHansen: There were no children involved. *spark*
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Yes there was
[12:58] *** Rawr is now known as ChrisHansenII.
[12:58] ChrisHansen: Take a seat, right over th-let me slip into something more comforta-right over there
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Now, take a seat
[12:58] ChrisHansenII: O RLY?
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:58] ChrisHansen: take a seat right over this is chris hansen
[12:58] zombie2000[RIA]: Damen, turn back
[12:58] * ChrisHansen shoots sparks.
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: What were you planning on doing tonight, ChrisHansen?
[12:58] zombie2000[RIA]: you aren't saved by the bloc with that nick
[12:58] * ChrisHansen 's eyes turn red.
[12:59] ChrisHansen: WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT
[12:59] ChrisHansen: RIGHT OVER THERE
[12:59] *** ChrisHansenII is now known as Loren.
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: Take a seat
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: Just take a seat
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:59] ChrisHansen: LET ME SLIP INTO SOMETHING MORE KZZZZTOMFORTABLE
[12:59] ChrisHansen: RIGHT OVER THERE
[12:59] ChrisHansen: BAG WHAT'S IN IT
[12:59] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: A seat
[12:59] ChrisHansen: I'M AFRAID THE FBI IS ON ITS WAY
[12:59] Loren: I'm waiting for someone to sit and just start stripping or whatever
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: Just take it
[12:59] ChrisHansen: TAKE A SEAT
[12:59] ChrisHansen: RIGHT OVER THERE
[12:59] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:59] * zombie2000[RIA] takes off pants
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: THere's a seat there
[12:59] * zombie2000[RIA] humps loren
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: You need to take it, ChrisHansen
[12:59] * ChrisHansen 's head explodes.
[12:59] Loren: <_>
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: I am the better Chris_Hansen
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: Now...Loren
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: About that payment...
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: *strips*
[13:00] Loren: *covers eyes*
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: *takes off pants*
[13:00] Loren: A WARNING WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: *faps*
[13:00] Loren: You fapped to yourself?
[13:01] DarthLoser|zZzZzZzZz: What a wonderful thing to walk in on...
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: No, I fapped to you cowering in the corner
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: all seyx like
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: *cums*
[13:01] Loren: Eeep.
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: o_o
[13:01] * Loren runs to the other corner
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: And that, ladies and gentleman.
[13:02] Chris_Hansen: Is how Pedos seduce your children
[13:02] Chris_Hansen: They fap on them
[13:02] Moth[RIA]: Chris Hansen!! *shoots self*

@_@


Damen likes.


Now...things to do in Oblivion



Make paint brush bridge connecting my tower with all the towers in the Imperial City
Become guildmaster/king of all Guilds/groups.

may be subject to change

My new favorite Beatles song


Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

[embed src=\"http://rifiles.randominsanityonline.com/Damen/Beatles_-_I_Am_The_Walrus.mp3\" /] - Damen's Theme Song


Here's a pic of little ol' me. I'm the only guy there (I think?). We were getting photoed from 8 different angles by 13 different cameras, so my eyes were closed for one. scroo u

It's from last year.



(the girl I like is second from the left, btw. Her sister is also at the far right)


Don't ask about that chick to the left of me...ugh. I can't stand her. She's a total bitch and whines about people all the time.


o_o


*is currently downloading The Darkness (comcics) vol 1*

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/09/26/breaki...endment-passes/


If I understand it right, they can use aggressive force on Iran at any time.

I'm slightly in between no/not often


If there's one thing I hate, it's excessive swearing IRL.

First...her


I really like her for another reason. Really, I began to like her when I learned she was a Strong Christian believer. She's not like what C-Zom used to be, spouting religion everywhere, but when I ask for moral advice from her(and I rarely do), she can always give me a bible verse that sets me at ease. I am not going to explain to you all why I believe in the Lord and the Heavens as much as I do, because only one person knows that and I want to keep it that way.

Now, before you ask, here's some pics of her:



These pics have been up long enough.





A little more about me.


[19:42] Damen: You have the girls that are shallow as fuck
[19:42] Damen: And you have the girls that look beyond the appearance
[19:42] Damen: The girl I'm attracted to is the latter
[19:42] Damen: But, I feel as if I don't deserve her. Self-esteem issues, maybe
[19:42] Damen: In the 5th grade was when it was the worst, and I had outrageously horrible grades then. I passed, but just barely. I decided that, the only way I can cope in this world is by relying on my smarts to get me by. In the 6th grade, I managed to get one C at the end of my grade. At the end of the 7th, All A's. Now, in the 8th grade, most of my grades are exceeding 100% and I am in the Advanced English class.
[19:43] Damen: I began focusing on my smarts, for I knew that it would take nothing less than a miracle to get accepted otherwise
[19:43] Damen: I began forcing myself to go beyond to become smarter
[19:44] Damen: Every 9 weeks, we're supposed to take 4 tests over books we choose from the Library. I've decided that I can only read +400 page books for the tests



You can ask me all you want about her or myself.

I'll tell you why.


It's because...


-She's athletic
-Beautiful
-Funny
-Smart
-Perfect


I, on the other hand...

-Ugly
-Overweight
-Shy
-Smart
-Funny


Not a chance in the world.


This is a topic for me to express my feelings about this girl.