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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: 1ofkind on April 23, 2009, 08:49:26 am

Title: Security Works
Post by: 1ofkind on April 23, 2009, 08:49:26 am

I worked in wharehouses for about 3 years, and as I applied to work at amazon.com, I went up to a secuirty guard who was sitting on a chair waiting for it to be 6pm, and I asked him: how do i get that job?

He told me to go to Alliedbarton.com

later in time now i get to wear a military style police officer uniform for no charge, and just relax behind a desk on a nice chair making about just under a buck of what the sweatshop workers are making.

It's burritos me set for life, but this is the way to do it: pay off your bills - debt, and then get to save a little again.

Get your money for nothin chicks for free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehl_VQuKRTc)

Title: Security Works
Post by: zblewski on April 23, 2009, 04:35:57 pm

congrats, gun man.

Title: Security Works
Post by: 1ofkind on April 25, 2009, 11:25:44 am

I'm actually an acting inspector, and security guard for some reason due to the boss man taking a liking.

I get to chill behind a desk mon - wed, and then drive all over the city to each site to check up on them thus - friday.

Kicks ass.